(Thank you a bunch to Ferntiger, Captain Holly Short 16, FFcrazy15 and Miss Classified for reviewing! And Wrothmonk for all your ideas! And lol, everything about this is randomness, along with me! XD Disclaimer: I don't own Artemis Fowl.)

Crazy4Holly: Orion, NobleSteed: Foaly, HappyTheDwarf: Mulch, PrincessHS: Holly, JadeMaiden: Juliet, KnowsItAll: Artemis.

JadeMaiden: logged in

KnowsItAll: logged in

KnowsItAll: Why are all the names different? Also, why are they all multiples of five except for Mulch's? Was it Foaly?

JadeMaiden: huh, they r. didn't notice that….. oh, the names are changed because of Orion. Lol you'll love to kno that his screenname is Crazy4Holly, but since you cant b on the same time as him it don't matter anyway

KnowsItAll: I guess he could have done more damage or another.

JadeMaiden: that's rite, like changing them all to 4, 16, 64, or 4444 lol

KnowsItAll: *twitches* Yes, that is true.

NobleSteed: logged in

HappyTheDwarf: logged in

KnowsItAll: I have to say, Orion is quite amusing at times.

NobleSteed: arty, seriously? Did u make up that name? wait, orion said he changed yours 2, nvrmnd

HappyTheDwarf: I think it fits him well, LOL.

JadeMaiden: oh yeah, I found a word that rhymes with orange foaly!

NobleSteed: me too :)

JadeMaiden: u 1st

NobleSteed: fine: sporange, a form of sporangium (part of a fern or similar plant)

JadeMaiden: sure it is, mine: any 'ange' word like Change but with an accent :P

NobleSteed: uh-huh, what do you think Arty?

Ferntiger: borage? …um, I was never here… CATZ RULE- peace* :D

KnowsItAll: That was indeed somewhat strange (is random the correct term?)… though borage is similar sounding. However, the words 'chorus' and 'swordfish' are the ones Orion and I thought of. It is the truth to say Orange is quite the lonely word, but other words have no rhymes too, Foaly.

FFcrazy15: genius! :D

KnowsItAll: Of course, and thank you. It's nice to be told the truth for once, right Donkey-boy? Actually, nevermind.

Noblesteed; u kno what arty? WHATEVER RICH BOY!

PrincessHS: logged in

HappyTheDwarf: ROFL! Arty, random does fit and what other words?

HappyTheDwarf: and hi there holly! :D

PrincessHS: you 2 there mulch *scrolls up*…and HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I LOVE ur screenname arty, it fits u so well XD

Wrothmonk: *snickers* that's not all she loves :) …I also was nvr here…

KnowsItAll: I'm just going to ignore the statement above, since I truthfully don't want to know. Thanks Holly… and Mulch, an example of another word without a rhyme is: wolf. Ironic is it not? Wolves are known to walk alone.

NobleSteed: XD come on, did any of u chuckle when he said ironic?

JadePrincess: I did lol

PrincessHS: almost, but no

KnowsItAll: I don't understand. What's funny?

HappyTheDwarf: nothing :) *rofl*

KnowsItAll: Okay then… anyway, is this room secure or not Foaly?

NobleSteed: um, about that… nope. But you got urself allota friends mud-boy

KnowsItAll: ?

Captain Holly Short 16: OMG I love you Arty!

KnowsItAll: I'm confused and terrified. Firstly, isn't 'PrincessHS' Holly? And secondly… there is a 16 in your name, which is a very bad omen I might add.

Captain Holly Short 16: still luv u!

HappyTheDwarf: once again, I love these fans :D

PrincessHS: yes arty I'm holly, and it's just a fan. A fan with the name 'Artyna' was on yesterday, since Foaly and Orion can't seem to establish a secure connection. =_=;

JadeMaiden: they tried…

NobleSteed: yeah, I tried! *pouty face*

PrincessHS: and that reminds me, can u give Foaly a virus for me arty?

KnowsItAll: Of course, but why Holly?

NobleSteed: yes, WHY HOLLY WHY?

PrincessHS: bcause aftr u all left these fans annoyd me and I blame u for this :P

HappyTheDwarf: what did they say that oh so 'annoyed' u? ;)

PrincessHS: nun of ur business Diggums…

2whitie: Me and a few others were just trying to get her to admit her feelings of love to Artemis.

PrincessHS: I told u I love him like a brother/best friend!

IJustCantChoose: Holls, you LOOOOOVE Arty, face it girl ;D

NobleSteed: I second that!

JadePrincess: me 3!

HappyTheDwarf: me 4! Lol, sorry arty XD

PrincessHS: no I don't! D:

Miss Classified: lies! Hey Arty, do YOU love Holly?

KnowsItAll: I respect her to the upmost degree, but I do not love her like you imply. She is but a very good friend to me.

Wrothmonk: once again, DENIAL!

WireWriter: oh yeah, big time. Why can't you both just admit it to eachother? At least humor your many fans and go on a date! :D

KnowsItAll: My answer to that is a… only if Holly wishes.

PrincessHS: what? Um… maybe just one. You okay with that Arty? I'll go, just as long as I'm sure it isn't Orion like at lunch last week.

KnowsItAll: That's fine with me Holly. Run by my room sometime so we can make plans. Is that okay with you?

PrincessHS: of course! I'll go rite now to see when we can get together. See ya!

PrincessHS: logged out

NobleSteed: … in 3?

JadeMaiden: yep

NobleSteed: THREE

HappyTheDwarf: TWO

JadeMaiden: ONE:

HappyTheDwarf: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! SO ADORABLE! Good going mudboy!

JadeMaiden: AWW! Oh Arty's first date!

NobleSteed: Awwwwwwwwwwwwe! FINALLY!

KnowsItAll: logged out

JadeMaiden: awe, he's blushing now ^_^

NobleSteed: XDDDDD

HappyTheDwarf: lol, wonder where they'r going to on their first date? Lol

NobleSteed: I don't kno, but I gotta be going, see u guys!

NobleSteed: logged out

JadeMaiden: I better go 2, Butler, Arty and I r getting something to eat. Yum! Bye mulch!

HappyTheDwarf: now I'm hungry… but yeah, bye!

JadeMaiden: logged out

happyTheDwarf: logged out

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((author: heys, does it annoy u guys that I put you guys in the chpts? I don't think it does, based on all the reviews, but I just want to be sure. And any ideas for the date? XD