Episode 2 - Crash Course
"Crashing will be the easiest thing they do today."
Last Episode...
Hamtaro and his pals were journeying down to Fairfield in Pennsylvania to escape the infected city. They walked from the Appartments, to the streets, to the subways, to the sewers, and then to the Mercy Hospital. Hamtaro contacted the Chooper Pilot in order to escape the zombie filled city and defended themselves from the Horde of Infected Zombies. Later, the Chopper Pilot made it in time to save both Hamtaro, Stan, Panda and Boss from the zombies. But then, the Chopper Pilot had turned infected as well, he had either been bitten or had caught the flu. He was turning into a zombie until Panda shot the pilot and Boss had to pilot the Helicopter. But the Helicopter crashed in an industrial area in Whitney County outside of Fairfield. Now the Ham-Ham Boys will another way to get out of the city again.
Chapter 1 - The Alley
In the industrial area of Whitney County outside of Fairfield, PA, The Ham-Hams got out of the helicopter wreck.
Boss groggily opened his eyes as a flash of pain swept through his body. He groaned awkwardly and looked around to find himself lying amid a twisted shell of metal.
'What the hell... Where am I?' He thought to himself.
He looked through a shattered windshield to see a grim concrete courtyard filled with wreckage and debris. Suddenly, with a shock, it all came rushing back to him. The battle on the rooftop of Mercy Hospital. The rescue. The pilot attacking Panda. The helicopter crash...
"Aw Shit!" Boss swore, tearing himself out of his seat.
Pain shot through his leg, but he dismissed it. It was not that bad, probably just a flesh wound. He was more concerned about the others. And if the engine had caught fire...
"Help..." a weak voice called feebly from the back compartment of the helicopter.
Boss entered and looked over to see Hamtaro struggling in vain with his seat belt. "Hamtaro! Are you alright?"
The orange and white haired boy's face was covered in cuts and bleeding in several places. "I'm fine. My seat belt's stuck though; do you still have that knife to cut through it?"
And so he did, Boss quickly came over to Hamtaro's seat and cut him free. "There you go buddy!" Boss said, helping him up.
"Thanks Boss!" Hamtaro thanked him.
Then upon the crash site, they want in and check the on the others. They were still unconscious in their seats, but luckily their seat belts had remained intact during the crash. The two wake up them and got them up from their unconscious states.
Stan began to moan again.
"God Dammit!" he grunted. "Where did they buy this helicopter?! At the uh...the uh...Umm...Hold on"
"The Shitty Pilot Store?" asked Panda.
"Yeah!" replied Stan and walked off grunting. "I hate helicopters! Well, maybe a little..."
Then he saw the corpse of the dead Chopper Pilot. "Hey Panda," he said impertinently "Here's the pilot, in case you wanna shot him again."
"Okay you know what?" replied Panda "He was a zombie. Zombie, Zombie, Zombie. Not a pilot. He was a zombie, Stan."
"Okay, okay jeez." Stan said, trying to calm him down.
Hamtaro sighed and Boss spoke. "Hey, speak up Stan, your voice got all muffled of you head being to far up your butt!" Soon he and Hamtaro, along with Panda laughed.
"Hmph... Hey Boss!" retorted Stan. "You look like shit!" and he walked off into the storage shed.
"HEY!" Boss yelled.
Hamtaro however vaguely heard it all and sighed with the sweatdropped.
"Um guys where are our guns?" Panda asked suddenly.
They then looked around the area and noticed that most of their guns of gone, except for their Handguns. "They must have fallen from the helicopter during the crash."
"Damn..." Boss grumbled. Then he searched the area for silence in a moment, and then came over to him, handing over a discarded crowbar he had found lying around.
He looked at the blunt instrument in disbelief. "What the hell am I supposed to do with this?"
"Hit stuff?" he suggested simply, bending over and picking up a rusty metal pipe.
Stan loaded a fresh clip into his gun and sauntered over. "So, what's the plan, guys?" There was an awkward silence. "We do have a plan, right?"
"We march our sorry asses out of this Godforsaken city," the Leading Ham-Human said sullenly. He strapped his newly-found metal pipe across his back, drew a pistol and then walked off, heading westward.
Panda looked back at the crashed helicopter their last hope and choked back a torrent of foul language, before moving off after Boss. Hamtaro sighed and followed them.
"Hey, Mr Positive!" Stan sneered as he fell in behind them. "Guess what? We just CRASHED! Got something positive to say about that?"
"We're walking away from it, aren't we?" he shot back over his shoulder.
"Tsk. Whatever you say." Stan replied.
Upon walking, Hamtaro spotted something. "Pills here!" he said and took them. "Grabbin' pills!" Pills, or Peelz of course were Hamtaro's weakness. He was once addicted to the stuff until his friends and family caught him taking the stuff. So he had help and he's pills free, but unknown to them, he still have some addiction left on him. So he carried on with his 'Peelz' safely in her pocket. He then went into the warehouse as the other Ham-Hams caught up. Down a few alleyways and into another warehouse where there was a Tank!
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!" yelled Hamtaro and opened fire. Panda opened fire but unfortunately was hit by a forklift truck that the Tank flung at him, he fell to the ground.
"CRAP! I'M DOWN!" he yelled in despair but the angry Tank began to punch her. "AAAAAARGH HE'S CRUSHING ME! HE'S CRUSHING ME!" yelled Panda but Hamtaro dealt the last shot to the Tank as he fell down just next to Hamtaro. "Killed it!" said hamtaro and then went over to Panda and helped her up. "You'll be okay." he said while helping Panda up. Panda then healed herself and the Ham-Hams continued their way through the alleyways.
They passed a Steam Pipe. "Hey watch out for the god damn steam pipe" said Stan.
"Man," said Panda. "I love Steam."
"Oh yeah!" replied Stan. "I love steam, I just hate the pipes."
They carried on for a bit until Stan saw some army vehicles. "Huh," he snorted "The Army,. They're about as much use as the cops," and she carried on and to their horror, there was another tank waiting for them. "TANK!" yelled Stan and opened fire. It was dealt with in no time at all and the Hams continued past some Gas Tanks.
"Hey Panda!" she said to Panda "Look, we're passing gas! Hahahahah!"
"Hehehehe, farting." chuckled Panda. Hamtaro laughed at the joke as well but Boss was standing no nonsense from Stan. "Ya know who's gonna survive this mess Stan," he asked sternly. "It ain't the one making jokes!"
Stan just scoffed and they headed towards a barricade that blocked the bridge. There was a howitzer ready to be launched. "Barricade, big ass gun." said Panda. "Good for the military to block this pathway. Anyone got any ideas?"
"Eh... lets fire it so we can get across the bridge." replied Hamtaro and he fired the howitzer. This alerted the horde. "HERE THEY COME!" yelled Stan. "HEY PANDA, JUST PRETEND THEY'RE ALL HELICOPTER PILOTS!"
"Zombie, Stan!" replied Panda "He. Was. A. Zombie!" and he opened fire on the horde, killed a Smoker that grabbed Hamtaro and a Hunter that pounced Boss.
They fought on until the fire was out. "The fire's out!" said Hamtaro and they crossed the bridge. Stan noticed the sign for Riverside that got his going again.
"Riverside?" he groaned "Oh my god I hate Canada so much! If there's one thing I hate more than vampires or zombies, it's Canada! Eh!"
"Yeah," replied Panda. "Canadians are dicks!"
"Canada?" replied Hamtaro. "Stan, we're in Pennsylvania!"
"Uh..." Stan blinked in surprised. "Um, right. I knew that!"
Then Stan heard a Boomer. "I HEAR A BOOMER!" he yelled. "And it sounded Canadian!" then he saw a Hunter. "HUNTER!" he said. "It looked Canadian!"
The 2 special infected in question were soon dead and the Ham-Boys made their way into the Safe Room in a warehouse. Stan closed the door.
"Whew!" Stan said, sitting down to the door. "Thank god!"
"Well, now that we're here! Let's see if they have food in this place." Panda said, looking around the Safe Room for food.
"And while you're doing that, could you make find any emergnecy rations. In case we'll starve to death." Hamtaro requested.
Author's Note: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :-) OH MY GOD! This is just too funny! I couldn't take it anymore! Hahahaha! Ehehehe! Sorry about that! So anyway, reveiw it, like it or hate it! I don't mind! Thanks! Ciao!
