Chapter 8 already! wow! I'm on nine now so It shall be done soon! (I'm nowhere near done with the story!)
Meta knight zoomed after Marth for about fifteen minutes until he collapsed to the ground.
"Okay, hold on Marth! I'm not as young as you! Hey! wait up!" he panted. He was tired and ready to fall over altogether. (He was on his knee-ish area) Marth however was full of energy and walked up to him after he did fall over and started to jog in place.
"C'mon Meta knight! you can't be tired aread-. . .Hey! Meta knight! Wake up!" Marth got down on his knees and started to shove at him. "Come on and get up! Fine! I'll take away your sword," He said in a threatening tone. "I'm going to take away your sword! Now I'm taking away your sw-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! OWOWOWOWOW HELP! OUCH!"
If somebody doesn't know what's going on, Meta knight is "The chosen one" to wield his sword Galaxia. If someone besides Meta knight or Kirby touches the sword, they get an electric shock.
Marth stood there with his hair sticking out and a freaked-out expression on his face. "Okay, so I'm not stealing your sword, But Get up already!"
"Zzzzz,zzz"
"I'll take that as a no. Fine by me! hmph!" Marth sat down next to him, and sighed. His mug softened, as he rubbed Meta knight on the top of his head. "What a pal, you do so much for me, I could never thank you enough." He took Meta knight in his arms and walked back to the Smash Mansion.
He walked up to Meta knight's room and took out his user ID. He pulled up the covers on the soft mattress.
"Poor guy, I worked him too hard, I'll let him sleep for a while." Marth whispered as he lay Meta knight to sleep in his bed, He sat at the end of it and waited ever so patiently for him to wake up. He could hear cries of fear from Pit and the loud thudding of Yoshi's big shoes and Links boots across the carpet and Link screaming.
"Oh Pit you briber! Wait 'til I get my hands on you, and you will meet you doomsday buddy, Mr. Masterswordacrossyourthroat! Mewtwo's friend's brother-in- law!" (Link was in the room and heard the comment Mewtwo made about Mr. Shadowballsmackinyaface.)
"HEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!!!!" Pit shouted down the hall as his wings beat hard against his back. That was about all Marth's quick temper could take.
"Quiet!, You sound like you were raised in a zoo!!!" Marth whipped the door open and snarled at them. "And this time, Metty's not gonna defend you two!" Directing his taunting words to Link and Yoshi. Suddenly a voice came from behind Marth.
"Ah, but Metty is going to ask you in a loud voice, WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!" Marth spun around and looked at Meta knight, who as cute as he was without his mask on, was sure not 'hug you right now' cute. Seeing how he had blazing mad eyes staring into Marth's frightened glare. Marth really wanted to run away from him. "Yes, I do believe you called me 'Metty', and I want to to tell 'Metty' the truth yes or no?"
"Y-yes. PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! I WAS DOING IT TO TAUNT THEM!" Marth yipped and fell to his knees cowering to Meta knight, who rolled his eyes.
"Get off the floor Marth, you are making a scene. Who told you I was going to kill you? The worst that would've happened is you lied to me and said no, you'd get kicked in the shin and and a quick tongue lashing and that's it."
"You aren't going to murder me? Yay! Thank you! Thank you!" Marth cheered as he got up. He picked up Meta knight and spun around, which if you were Meta knight, you would probably dislike too. You might also yell
"Nonononononono! Marth!!! Ack! Stop it!!! I Mean Now!!!!" like he did as well.
Marth did manage to stop spinning, but to do this he had to fall over head first into the ground. And to be physically correct, he got into a quick two second concussion.
"Ugh, that hurt. You okay Meta?"
"Yes I would be, if you didn't always try to squeeze my inhards out every time you hugged me." Meta knight tried to pry loose from Marth's grip.
"Oops sorry! I forgot about that!" Marth loosened his grip around Meta knight's body and smiled down at the little star warrior, who couldn't help but grin back.
"He really is cuter with that thing off his face huh?" Link said leaning on Yoshi's back, who nodded and babbled in his confusing little language. Meta knight blushed and turned away and clung to Marth's leg. He did it tightly, but Marth took no damage. However, Meta knight on his leg made it extremley hard to walk, meaning he had to pull him off if he was planning on moving.
"So not only do you have a new friend, but now you have a pet leech as well huh?" Pit sneered at them as Marth yanked with all his might for Meta knight to come off. It didn't take very long since Meta knight came off himself and walked right up to Pit.
"After getting those wings on your back tattered by me and a black eye, getting an apple thrown at your head by Link and I, and You apparently meeting Mr. Masterswordacrossyourthroat, I'd think you'd learn something about wise crack comments and spying!" Pit's wings were unfolded and there were visible signs he irked Meta knight. All the feathers were tattered or bent, and one wing had a bandage over it. He snarled at Meta knight and rubbed away concealer from his left eye showing the purple skin.
"You, after getting hit by Marth on the wing, getting a nice long lecture, having your mask fly off in battle so everyone can see you have a baby face, having Marth throw an apple at your fat head, and tire you to death you'd learn not to mess with me, or anyone else anymore!"
"MY HEAD IS WHAT?! OH YOU'RE DEAD PIT!!" Meta knight said his voice raising and Pit flinched at him, and then smiled.
"I told you it was fat!, and your face is u-g-l-y!"
"I'm going to slice you into tiny pieces and blast you in to atoms!" Meta knight said, Marth knew he really meant this and held him back.
"And I'm going to give you a sucker-punch right across your jaw!" Pit said snidely walking closer Link knew that Pit meant that too, so he grabbed around Pit's torso and held him back.
"Well say goodbye to flying, because I'm going to pluck your feathers out one by one! Don't you EVER call my head fat! You hear?!"
"F-, F-a, F-a-t! fat, Fat! FAT! Fat like a hippo! Fat like a pig! So fat you wouldn't believe it!" Pit managed to yell out before Link slapped his hand over Pit's mouth.
"It is not! Stop it before I have chance to kill you! And the moral goes don't say something that is mean to someone, that is actually quite true about you! TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR FAT HUMANOID HEAD IN THE MIRROR ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!!" Meta knight shouted out in anger as Marth pulled on his cape with all his might, Marth then realized that that the only way to keep him from totally committing homicide, would be to move Meta knight away from Pit. So, he picked him up and put him under his arm, and shut the door to Meta knight's room behind him, Meta knight squirmed and wiggled to get out of Marth's strong grip until Marth finally put him down on his bed. Meta knight's eyes were red hot with anger and he was fuming.
"Calm down Meta, Pit's just trying to get your goat. He wants you to get mad, that's his goal, and when you freak out, that means he's winning." Meta knight's furious glare turned into a softer, sad look. His eyes went back to their original gold, and he blinked up at Marth and let out a deep sigh of despair. Marth wrapped his arm around Meta knight and comforted him. Meta knight looked up at Marth in a worried flourish
"I'm not ugly and my head's not fat right?"
"What?! NO! Pit said that to bother you!" Marth shook his head.
"I hate him, I hate him dearly." Meta Knight spoke softly almost choking on his words. Two shiny tears formed in his eyes, and he didn't have the want to wipe them away.
"No, you are just mad at him right now, you don't hate him." Marth spoke softly to him and gently stroked his wings which Meta knight had swung out in an attempt to break free from Marth. When Meta knight was in an extreme mood, whether it be happy or sad, he often forgot to fold them in.
"But I do hate him. I really, really, do, he always does this kind of thing." Meta knight hiccuped through more tears, Marth held Meta knight in his arms delicately, Meta knight burring his face into Marth's chest once more, crying. Marth was going to say some more to try and comfort his friend when he heard footsteps and a girl's voice nipping
"Oh nice Pit, you made Meta knight cry, you are so mean!" and a gentle knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Marth asked.
"It's me Zelda." the voice said again.
"And Peach, may we come in?" A higher voice said after a slapping noise was heard and Pit saying.
"Ow, darn it Peach." Marth looked down at Meta knight who had tears gushing down his face. Meta knight sniffled and nodded.
"Okay, come in." Marth called to the door. Zelda and Peach walked in quietly, closing the door behind them and sitting next to Marth on the bed.
"Is he okay?" Zelda asked looking at Marth, trying to block Meta knight from her view.
"Why would you care about him? You're the one who said he's cold-hearted and asked why I wanted to be friends with him." Marth snorted, he tightened his hug on Meta knight, who looked absolutely heart-broken that Zelda was taking about him that way behind his back.
"I'm sorry about that Marth, I was surprised, and confused at that. Could you forgive me?" Zelda lowered her head.
"I forgive you?! Ask Meta knight to forgive you, he's the one you back-stabbed!" Marth pointed out hugging Meta knight tighter now. More teardrops filled Meta knight's eyes and he didn't wipe a single one off. "You want to?" Marth said turning Meta knight to Zelda, he blinked at her sadly. Zelda looked unsure now, but nodded.
"I'm sorry Meta knight, I back-stabbed you and you didn't even do anything to me. I don't blame you if you decide not to forgive me, but I'd be most thankful if you did." Zelda looked worried and frightened of Meta knight, even when he was harmless to her. Meta knight, too water-logged to talk much, looked up at Zelda and nodded closing his eyes. More tear-flow came. Zelda looked up at him and gave a small smile.
"Thank you, Meta knight! Marth can I hold him?" Marth shrugged and gave a small grin.
"He's a sentient being. He's not like my pet or anything, ask him." Meta knight nodded to Zelda before she could ask him, and she embraced him happily. Meta knight sighed, his tears kept coming.
"Awwww, he's so cute! can I hug him too?" Peach sqealed, Meta knight in Zelda's arms nodded to that as well. Peach scooted closer to Zelda and squeezed Meta knight gently. More tears came. Marth rubbed him on the head. Peach finally asked "Sweetie why are you still crying? Is something wrong?" Marth put a hand to his chin
"I know what's wrong, we need to go see our friend Pit."
Hey! I didn't Mention that Meta knight's head IS his body in the middle of the story! wow! But it was so hard to think of mean untrue statements about him.
