A/N: I'm leaving tomorrow so I needed to write this now.


Izaya walked into his home at 10:00 at night just to hear talking. He opened the door to see Shizuo sitting on the couch watching cartoons with a happy expression on his face.

"Hey Shizu-chan," he said and Shizuo looked back to see Izaya standing there. Then a little blonde head popped up scaring Izaya a little. He looks just like him… Izaya thought before smiling.

"Hey Delic, did your dad show you your new room?" he asked and he nodded. Izaya noted that he was wearing his jacket still that was white and he was wearing a pink t-shirt. His eyes were an odd magenta color and he looked at Shizuo whose eyes were a coffee color.

"Yeah, and daddy was shocked that I didn't have any toys, only music," he said and Izaya couldn't believe that he didn't have one toy. He was wearing a pair of pink and white headphones and Shizuo didn't know that he had a second pair. When he saw Delic's CD collection he was shocked by how much music he liked. Some even a little inappropriate.

"Did you like your room?" Izaya asked and Delic shook his head before giggling.

"Not really, blue isn't my favorite color, pink and white are! And it was a little childish," he said and both Shizuo and Izaya frowned at him.

"But you're a child," the ex-bartender said and Delic smirked at him.

"Yeah, a child on the outside but a real man on the inside!" he said and started giggling and Izaya stared at him in disbelief. How can a kid that is barley 4ft tall say he's a man? How can he even think about being a man when he's not even in kindergarten yet!? Unbelievable… Izaya thought and looked at Shizuo and motioned him to come over to him. Shizuo say that Izaya needed him and told Delic he'll be back and walked up to Izaya who looked as if he were just slapped by an owl. If other words he could believe what he was hearing.

"H-how can such a small child be this… this… I can't even think of a damn word!" Izaya said and Shizuo shrugged pretty shocked himself.

"I have no idea, he seemed pretty cute and kid like when I picked him up and happy birthday," he said kissing Izaya gently on the lips receiving a kiss back.

"Thank you and, he sounded like he wasn't five," he said and Shizuo frowned. Delic sounded like a teenager than a five year old boy.

"Maybe in Hokkaido where he lived there weren't many kids his age around," he said and the informant look unsure.

"I don't know Shizuo," he said and Shizuo knew he was serious since he didn't use the nickname.

"Well, let's not stress about it, and what's in the bag, a present?" he asked and Izaya put the bag behind his back.

"Uh, yeah, from my sisters," he said, remembering he didn't open the bag.

"Really, what is it?" he asked and Izaya shrugged and opened the bag and say a whip, a dildo and four pairs of handcuffs, with 2 back boxes. Then he saw a sexy maids outfit and nearly started laughing.

"Oh, just things," he said pulling out the boxes and opening them to see knives which were black with designs of a dragon and the other of cherry blossoms.

"Nice, and Kururi and Mairu bought these?" he asked and Izaya nodded. They instantly heard a startled scream and turned to see Namie looking at Delic with pure fright.

"What's wrong?" Izaya asked and Namie pointed at Delic who was holding a rubber spider.

"What, it's not real. I found it in the cab," he said and Shizuo looked at Izaya who was frowning. He looked at Delic who was listening to music and playing with the spider and sighed. This is going to be some long years to go by.


The next morning Izaya woke up to music and groaned. It had to be about 6 in the morning and Shizuo was sleeping peacefully. No way in hell is that kid blasting music in my house… he thought and quickly got out of his bed and stormed down the hall into Delic room. Delic was still wearing his white T-shirt with pajama bottoms with pink guitars on them and he was singing to Three Days Grace, Chalk outline.

"Delic, turn it off," he said and Delic looked at him and frowned.

"Why? My mommy always let me play my music in the morning," he said pouting at Izaya and Izaya frowned.

"Well I'm not your mommy, or your daddy. I like to sleep to silence not American rock bands!" he yelled and Delic started crying Izaya looked at him shocked. Oh shit… Shizuo's going to be pissed if he wakes up.

"W-why do you hate me?!" Delic cried and started sobbing loud. Izaya ran to him quickly and picked him up. He didn't know what to do so he sat on his bed and started rocking him to calm him down. It seemed to work when Delic stuck his thumb in his mouth after he stopped crying. Izaya sighed in relief. Children are so difficult.

"Okay, okay, don't cry. I don't hate you, I'm just not used to having children around okay? I'm sorry that I made you cry, I didn't mean to be mean," he said and he heard him whimpering silently and it was somewhat cute to Izaya. Izaya never even dreamed of having a child and a lot of people were happy about that. If the informant didn't have children then they didn't have to worry about the great Orihara to return. As for Shizuo, they just better pray that he didn't have super strength like him or Tokyo is screwed for life.

"Are you going to go to sleep again?" Izaya asked and Delic shook his head before jumping out of Izaya's arms and got walked out the door and Izaya followed him and saw him walk into his bedroom and sighed, knowing that Shizuo hasn't told him their relationship yet. He wanted to get angry but he couldn't so he just went into the little boys bed and went to sleep.


Shizuo had everything planned. He would bring Delic to his Celty and Shinra's and then bring Izaya to this Italian restaurant where he could get a pretty decent meal for a reasonable price. And then go home for the real birthday surprise. He had saved up some money that he had left over and had made the reservation the day before Maya called but he got it rescheduled quickly and very lucky to get the next day and the same time. He was going to just have a party with their friends and announce their relationship but he didn't know if he should. I mean, it has been six months since they started going out but he just didn't feel like telling people without Izaya's permission was alright yet. He also knew that if he told, it would probably put Izaya in one hell of a situation and they really didn't need that.

"Daddy, where are we going," Delic asked walking by Shizuo's side and Shizuo looked down at him and smiled.

"To my friend's house, also don't stare at Celty because she doesn't have a head," he said and Delic stopped at stared at him in disbelief and horror. Should I not have told him that? He asked and saw Delic start turning around before grabbing his small hand and kneeling in front of him.

"Don't worry, she's not going to hurt you," he said and Delic looked unsure.

"How do you know?" he asked and Shizuo smiled.

"Because, she wouldn't ever hurt anyone, unless she really has too," he said and Delic sighed. Shizuo shook his head and looked at his son who was again wearing pink and white. He must've really love those colors because half of his clothing were only those colors with a little color in there. Today, he actually looked a little professional like a pink V-neck long sleeve shirt with a white tie and white skinny jeans. He looked so adorable that just leaving Izaya's apartment a whole bunch of girls started saying how cute he was and staring at him an awe. Shizuo was walking down the street when he saw a group of girls and they immediately turned their attention to Delic and then looked at Shizuo.

"Heiwajima-san has a kid? Since when?!" one of the teenage girls squealed and they all ran to them surrounding Delic.

"Since five years ago," Delic said and the all screamed in joy and started tickling and kissing Delic.

"He's so cute! What's his name?" a girl asked looking at Shizuo, who looked somewhat annoyed.

"Delic," he said and they all cooed over him some more. Delic also encouraged the girls by saying cute and seductive things and they couldn't stop. Shizuo has about enough of this and picked two of the girls up, placing them on the side and picking Delic up and putting him on his shoulder.

"Sorry but we have to go," Shizuo said and Delic looked back, blew a kiss and winked and they all squealed already in love with the little boy.

"By ladies," he said and they giggled before waving at him. Shizuo doesn't understand how he's already a ladies man at age 5 and wanted to call Maya to ask but he also didn't care so much, but he was also a little concerned.

"No more getting down okay?" he said, felling Delic drumming his fingers on his head. He took that as a yes, but the reason he didn't get a verbal responses was because Delic had tuned out the world. Shizuo was still worried about Izaya. He woke up and Delic was next to him and Izaya was gone. Literally gone out of his apartment and everything. He thought that maybe Izaya hated the fact Shizuo had Delic there, and if that was so he wanted to discuss it over dinner. He wanted to make sure that Izaya knew that it meant a lot to actually be able to accept the fact that Delic is staying he knew that it was going to be a very hard thing to discuss but he had to for Delic, and if Izaya couldn't handle it, then Shizuo was just going to have to leave him no matter how much he didn't want to.


"Okay Shinra, you better not do any experiments on him, he's already scared of your wife," he said and when Delic heard that he started crying and grabbing at Shizuo's leg.

"N-no daddy don't leave me with such scary people!" he cried and Shizuo picked him up and when Celty walked in he looked terrified. Such bad timing… he thought and tried calming him down but it didn't seem to be working.

"Delic calm down, they're nice people," Shizuo said and Celty looked at him and took a step closer and he started crying harder. Shizuo felt like he was never going to get Delic off his leg, so he told Celty to come closer and she shoved her phone in his face.

[No way in hell Shizuo] It read and he silently begged her and her shoulders showed a motion of sighing and she put on her bike helmet before walking t Delic who saw the kitty ears and immediately stopped crying.

"See Delic, she's not scary at all, she's my friend," he said and Delic stood up and started sucking his thumb. Shizuo thought it was cute that every time Delic cried he would suck his thumb afterwards. He seemed like such a ladies man and older than he was, but he was still a little kid so things scared him.

"Okay, when will you be back?" he asked and Shizuo shrugged.

"Later okay, love you buddy," he said and left. He stepped out of the door and started dialing Izaya's number.

"Yes Shizuo?" was the first thing that came out of Izaya's mouth when he answered and Shizuo felt somewhat hurt.

"I called to tell you about the plans I had for your birthday…" he said kind of glumly and Izaya froze and groaned inwardly.

"You can cancel them then, I don't celebrate my birthday," he said and Shizuo frowned, not liking the selfish attitude he was receiving.

"And why is that?" he asked and Izaya frowned.

"Because I don't okay, it only reminds me I'm getting older and I don't want to be old. I want to be forever 21. So, cancel them. Why would I want to celebrate getting closer to death?" he asked and Shizuo blinked wide eyed at Izaya's sudden assumption.

"Can we at least take advantage of Delic being gone?" the ex-bartender asked and he heard Izaya sigh in defeat.

"Fine," he said. There were two figures approaching him from behind and he smirked.

"Well, I have to go, two idiots think that approaching someone from behind is an actual advantage." He said and hung up. Shizuo was confused, but didn't care. He had gotten the day off and it was just going to be him and Izaya and nothing could possibly be wrong.


"Shizuo, don't," Izaya said and Shizuo looked back and Izaya and grinned. They were at the restaurant and some drunk fool was harassing him and trying to fight him. His girlfriend holding him back and Izaya trying to hold Shizuo back just to keep him out of prison since he had a son to take care of. Izaya wouldn't have tried to stop Shizuo if they were in Ikebukro, but since they weren't, he wasn't going to have Shizuo beat the man to death with a street sign here because they both could get arrested and even though Izaya could afford the bail, he was not taking any chances.

"Shizuo if you don't walk away you will never see another day in Japan I swear," Izaya growled and Shizuo looked at the man who was still yelling stupid things and Shizuo saw how serious he was and turned around. Izaya had knew something like this was going to happen and that was another reason why Shizuo wanted to refuse. People in Shinjuku don't know who he is and don't care who he is. They will try to fight if they have to, and they will call the police.

"So you're going to have your boyfriend get you out of this fight you faggot? Y-you can't even, you can't even do it yourself huh? You fucking wimp," He yelled and Izaya frowned at him and pulled out his knife and pointed it at the guy and Shizuo looked a little scared. He knew that he wouldn't kill the guy but he would just scare him a little.

"O-oh, s-so you gotta knife now huh? Y-you think you all bad 'cuz you can kill me huh?" he slurred and his girlfriend was pulling on his arm.

"Lady, get him out of her before you witness a real human waterfall," he said and she looked frightened and started yelling at him to come on before slapping him and screaming at him. He looked like a kicked puppy and followed him obediently. Shizuo sighed in relief and Izaya turned to him glaring and at the crowd that formed.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" he yelled and they all started walking away muttering things among themselves and then Izaya pointed his knife at Shizuo who looked a little shocked.

"Shizuo what the hell is your problem? This isn't Ikeburkro you know? No one here's knows who you are so they aren't just going to run away cowering in fear! You have a five year old son to take care of now. If you would've hurt that man and ended up in jail who would watch Delic? I can't because he's not my son, you need to start thinking about others before you start being a fucking monster again!" he yelled and Shizuo looked somewhat hurt by Izaya's words. He should've told Izaya a long time ago that he couldn't control it and that if he did, that wouldn't happen.

"I'm sorry, I can't control my anger and you know that," he said and Izaya sighed and looked down. He knew he was being hard on Shizuo but he was just concerned about Delic at the time. His mother had already abandoned him and if his father ended up in jail, Izaya knew exactly how he would end up and he didn't want that for him. He wanted Delic to have a happy childhood and that was one of the main reasons he told him to have them live with him, because he wanted Delic to be happy, and not feel like he has nothing.

"Be more careful okay, I don't want Delic to feel that his parent's don't love him and they left him. I want you to give him as much love as you can okay? More love than my parents gave me," he said and Shizuo looked at him and nodded.

"Oh and one more thing Shizuo…" he said and Shizuo looked at him.

"Don't ever celebrate my birthday again okay?" he said and Shizuo sighed.

"Damn, so does that mean no birthday sex?" he asked and Izaya blushed.

"No, no, you owe me birthday and apology sex because this was a birthday disaster."


Shizuo pulled Izaya on the bed and kissed him passionately and desperately. The way they kissed was as if they hadn't been together in years and they were waiting for each other. As if they needed each other more than anything in the world. Shizuo ran his hands up Izaya's slender chest and ran his hands gently over his back feeling Izaya shudder under his touch. Izaya was on Shizuo's lap and pulled away from the kissed to look at Shizuo.

"So, what was the birthday surprise exactly?" Izaya asked and Shizuo smirked before reaching over and grabbing a bottle of whip cream and a jar of cherries. Izaya blushed knowing exactly what he was going to do with those and pulled out the handcuffs.

"Can't go wrong without them."

CLIFFHANGER! XP I am so exhausted. I am going to Alabama tomorrow so I needed to stop. it is almost 12 and I'm so freaking tired! But to clarify, his birthday surprise was kinky sex… sorry if you expecting something fluffy… REVIEW! I need 5 more reviews to continue and thanks for the reviews from last time it means a lot! Oh and there will be no more cliff hangers I assure you. And it will be about a week until i can get the next chapter up sadly... so please be patient.