Author notes: Booyaka! Chapter 8, another omake! I've decided that after 3 chapters I'll make omake/s (not sure if the plural of this word has an s).

Also, to avoid misunderstandings, the Japanese word 'taida' actually means 'sloth' but 'laziness' somehow sounds better to me.

I wonder if you readers will enjoy this chap, many things will happen and some secrets will be discovered.

Well, enjoy~!

"Pandora Hearts" – when a character is talking.

Pandora Hearts – when the narrator is talking.

Pandora Hearts – when a character emphasizes a word, A.K.A threats and stuff.

WARNING: SPOILER ALERT! One about Sablier and the other about Alice, I wrote it in a way that you'll be able to skip the Sablier part; it starts at -Oz jumped, and grabs another card- and ends at Gilbert cursed and slowly stunned.- However, the Alice part is fanmade so it's safe for you to read.

DISCLAIMER: Eli doesn't own P Hearts, Jun Mochizuki owns it.


Chapter 8: OMAKE – Taida No Quiz

Omake – Quiz Of Laziness


"Awright, then! Let's start our special quiz! I'm Oz Vessalius and I'll be your host tonight! And now our special guests… Oz points to balcony and to the guests everyone's favourite bunny, Alice the B-Rabbit! ... Alice was a little bored because she isn't very interested in the competition following with our couple… Sharon Rainsworth and Liam Lunettes!" Sharon was excited and so as Liam, Oz himself was excited too.

The other guests were some thrilled and some entertained, people such as Alyss, Vincent, Lotti, Lily, Oscar, Echo, etcetera where there.

"And to finish the presentations, it's time to introduce our participants! The lights started moving around First starting with the cat-fearing seaweed-head… Gilbert Nightray!" The topaz-eyed raven-haired Gil twitched to this definition, Sharon and Liam were trying to hide their laughter but Alice's was very visible. "I'm not a seaweed-head!" Everyone in the balcony was laughing, excluding Vincent, and somehow the emotionless Echo was giggling a little.

"And… the hyperactive sugar addict clown… Xerxes Break!" Both Alice and Gilbert twitched; Alice smacked her head on the table, while Gil is obviously very annoyed "What the hell? His description is way better than mine!" Oz lifted his shoulders in a 'whatever' way and the blood-eyed white/purple haired Break grinned.

"Everyone silent and get ready! I'll explain the rules: because the author is too lazy to make more of obvious questions, there will be only 3 questions, the first two questions are worth 5 points each and the final questions is worth 90 points, so even if you get the others wrong you'll still have a chance to win.

If you know the answer press the red big button first, remember, speed is everything in this game.

Now let's start the quiz!

The first question is: "What is the opening theme of Pandora Hearts?"

Everyone in the audience and in the balcony feel to the ground sweat dropping in anime style due to the obviousness of the answer.

While Gilbert was still stunned, Break quickly pressed the red button "The opening theme is 'Parallel Hearts'."

Everyone got back on their senses as Break answered the question, Gil was in awe and stunned again.

"The answer is correct!" Oz jumped, and grabs another card, "Question number two: Who's the bad guy behind 'The Tragedy Of Sablier?" Gilbert was more pissed and started cursing due to the question's spoiler; Break on the other side was happy and pressed the button "The bad guy behind 'The Tragedy Of Sablier' is Jack Vessalius." Gilbert cursed and slowly stunned.

Everyone was stunned too, and gasped; Oz gasped "It's… correct… Now the final question…

Oz eyes shined and he started nosebleeding, determination filled his words with the next question "WHAT IS ALICE'S BREAST SIZE?!" Alice was appalled and throws a scythe to Oz who successfully dodges "What the hell?!" Everyone was shocked, Gilbert froze and after blinking a little he started screaming "IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING QUESTION?! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!" Oz lifted his shoulders in the 'whatever' way again, Gil grabs his gun and aims Oz's head, for one second nearly shooting him.

After the screaming stops, Break calmly presses the button and says "B-cup." Everyone stunned, Gil slowly turned to him "How in the hell you know that?" Break evilly smirked, scaring everyone, and turned to Alice who still was in shock, "Am I right?"

Alice was turning from red to scarlet then to vermilion and finally to crimson, her words were really stuck on her mouth but with some effort she was able to talk "Like hell I'll answer that!" Embarrassment filled her face while the mischievous pierrot-man smiles, probably planning something evil, "If you're not willing to answer, then should I take the measurements myself?" Sadly, yes he planned something evil, however his plan is soon to be over as Sharon stands behind him with a very, and when I say very I mean very threatening aura surrounding her with a very 'safe' looking fan on her hands, quiet eyes deadly glaring him.

The environment is cold as everyone is scared by Sharon's other side threatening Break, who starts trembling with fear and slowly turning to her "M-milady! I was just joking…" His voice was low and stuttering while Emily somehow flees from his shoulder.

"Hello everyone! *Break screaming like a girl* it's me, your host Oz Vessalius and due to technical issues *another scream: "Please! Forgive me milady!"* the transmission is troubled. *scream: "Only when you stop being such a pervert lolicon pedo!"*

Sadly, the quiz is going to be off-air, *scream* sorry for the troubles and have a goodnight everybody!"


END OF CHAPTER