Chapter eight- The confederation of disgruntled Hats

Disclaimer: If I was god things would be different, for instance I'd throw away all the Canadians because they must be defective.


In a dark chamber under the castle something was happening. Around a round stone table sat many different hats. At the head of the table was the yellow hat in all its glory.

"The first meeting of The Confederation of Disgruntled Hats will begin… now"

The yellow hat is surprisingly business like

"I know I am, I did go to Harvard"

Really

"Well I was worn by someone that went to Harvard"

I see

"Yah I even got to sit through some classes"

Was this before or after you went Evil

"Hey you purple haired freak, I ain't evil just 'good challenged'"

oh, well now that that's cleared up can we continue with the chapter

"Yup"

Thank you, now as I was saying…

The yellow hat was sur… oh am I still in italics…

The yellow hat was surprisingly business like. He had this aura full of leadershipic energy.

"Leadershipic is not a word"

yes it is

"No it isn't, I don't want you using non-words to describe my aura"

Can't you just shut up, I'm the Authoress if I say a non-word is a word then it is a word. No if ands or buts, okay

"I just don't like non-words"

Is this chapter ever going to get finished?

"Hey it's not my fault you deleted everything and had to start over from scratch, and it's not my fault you've got a gold fish memory and have no idea what the original chapter was about"

Yes, yes it is

"How is it my fault"

you made me do it

"Your making stuff up"

Who are they going to believe you or me?

"Me"

How is that?

"Your crazy, no one believes crazy people"

I'm not crazy, I am eccentric

"Same shit different pile"

Hey your not allowed to swearlooks at ratingoh wait yes you are

"And you say you're not crazy"

What that pelican said was wrong

"You are so crazy, your talking to a 'good challenged' yellow hat and your best friends a stick you named Patrick and you think theres gnomes living in your dishwasher"

Well of course there are, how else to the dirty dishes get clean.

"It's a dishwasher"

And it has dishwasher gnomes

"Your impossible"

But that's what you love about me

"Can I say my line now"

Yah whatever

"Okay"

"We have to discuss my plans for world domination"

A pink Easter bonnet spoke up

"Why do you want to take over the world"?

"Why do I want to take over the world, why do I want to take over the world"?

"Why are you repeating yourself"?

"Don't you want to be liberated, Shouldn't the hats of the world be freed"

"From what"

"From ignorant humans that don't wash their hair or forget to put you on the hat rack and leave you on the floor and let their St. Bernard slobber all over your delicate yellow fabric as they use you for a chew toy"

"Umm, okay than"

"Yah that's right"

"I think you have issues"

"I DO NOT HAVE ISSUES"

"And maybe rage problems

"I DON'T HAVE RAGE PROBLEMS YOU BONEHEAD BONNET"

"Whatever"


Wow not much happened in this chappi but owell it was funny like two homosexual monkeys doing the nasty… um yes I am completely sane and do not and I repeat do not have trashy monkey thoughts full of yummy butter and leather thongs. Uh oh get out the drool bucket.

Okay that was possessed.

Sorry I took so damn long but the reason was explained in this chapter

Ciao

Bobo the dancing goat,

Wearing a black suit coat

He can do the can can, and the fox trot to

There's no dance he cannot do

He could even do you