"OH, MY GOD, BOBBY!"
"Be quiet John!"
"Ugh!"
"John, shut up!"
"B-But-"
"I don't care, we're gonna keep doing it."
"It's a freakin' virtual hip replacement! It's GROSS!"
Bobby put his face in his hands. Leave it to John to be so immature over a science assignment. It was especially annoying that one second he'd be on a rant about how gross it was, and then he'd turn around and giggle at what was happening.
"If I throw up, it's your fault," grumbled John, crinkling his nose.
From the other side of the computer lab, Storm grinned at the ice mutant.
"Not funny, Miss Monroe," he called.
"Well, it is for the rest of us!" said Kitty.
Bobby sighed loudly as John stole the computer's mouse from him and clicked on the scalpel icon in the corner of the screen. The other virtual doctor told him to make an incision. John did.
"Oh, eww, I can see the muscle! I am never, NEVER, going to a hospital again. Ever."
"Alright, class, time to leave."
John wasn't much better behaved in Professor Summers' math class. He kept doodling when he should have been taking notes, and he didn't do his work. He also 'accidentally' set fire to Marie's homework.
"John, you're going to-"
"Detention!" said John, cutting his teacher off. "Gotcha. But, it's the hall first, right?"
"Yes, John. The hall."
John left and Scott picked up where he left off. Bobby sat quietly in his desk, wondering why John was acting like this. The smaller mutant only got this insane when he was happy, but Bobby couldn't think of a good reason why. He'd have to ask why, once John returned to their room from his detention.
John had gotten him a present for his birthday, which was over the weekend.
"I figured I better give it to you now, since you're goin' home for your birthday an' all," John explained with a grin.
Bobby grinned and shook his head as he opened the small box. Inside was a shining gold chain necklace and an equally shiny silver watch.
"Like 'em?"
"Yeah," said Bobby breathlessly. He could only guess how much these had cost.
John's grin only widened, making his face light up like a small child's. As soon as Bobby returned his smile, John tackle-hugged him and planted a kiss on him.
"Happy birthday, Bobby!"
HAH, got you pervs at the beginning, huh? Oh, and the website they're on is , it's hilarious…okay, it's freaky, but oh well!
