Summary: Both are having troubles with love. One hasn't had a lover in years, while the other can't get rid of hers. What will they do when they are locked in a hole without their wands?
Disclaimer: We all know I don't own anything to do with HP, so leave me alone.
A/N: Alright, how many of you are sick of me? (Sees everyone's hand in the air and gulps) I know I update rarely and I know you are sick of my short, poor chapters, but I'm just human. I get all these awesome ideas and then when I sit down to write, I hate it. I promise to try to make longer chapters! SORRY!!
It was Sunday and Hermione planned on sitting in bed all day. She almost went through with the plan until Ginny ran into her dorm and shrieked "YOU HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS!"
"I'm not moving from this spot, just try to move me." Hermione challenged the younger girl and then realized that had not been a good idea.
"Okay!" Ginny said grining evily. She stunned Hermione and the levitated her to the floor before reviving her.
"I moved you now you have to get ready. You will want to see this, trust me."
Hermione didn't think anything could be good enough for her to have to ruin her plans for the day, but she got ready and followed Ginny to the Main Enterance. When she got there she saw a banner the size of the outside doors. On it was Ron, but that wasn't the funny part. The funny part was he was snuggled up to a picture of Professor McGonagall.
"So, still not worth it for you to get out of bed?" Ginny asked her friend with a smug grin covering her face.
"Oh, this is defenitely worth it!" Hermione said with a devious smile on her face. They went to breakfast and waited for Ron. They didn't have to wait long before they heard a scream.
"HERMIONE GRANGER!! HOW COULD YOU?!" Ron yelled coming into the Great Hall.
"Uh, I couldn't. That wasn't me, BUT WHOEVER IT WAS SHOULD LET ME KNOW." she said the last part for everyone to hear. Although she could have whispered it and everyone would have heard. They were waiting with bated breath for the outcome of this Head Girl VS. Victim fight.
"SURE! THAT WASN'T YOU! IT WAS THE FREAKIN' EASTER BUNNY! BLOODY HELL, HERMIONE! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!" Ron yelled again.
"Yeah, well, so much for thinking. You really shouldn't do that Ronald, you hurt yourself or more importantly someone else. LIKE ME! I am glad that someone put that up! You are so concieted and tackless that you seem to have forgotten I have feelings! YOU PUT THOSE POSTERS UP! YOU decided to act like a three year old and fight back. As for us having something, it was a friendship that should have never happened!" Hermione said this in so deadly a tone that the spectators thought she was going to kill him with her glare. Ron was stunned to speechlessness. He didn't think she could ever hate him, she was supposed to love him.
"Hey, Weasley!" someone from the Slytherin table yelled. "McGonagall's single, maybe she'll take you!" He joked.
"I am not single and I would never touch a student! 10 points from Slytherin!" Professor McGonagall said as she entered the Great Hall after waking up to the shouting of Mr. Weasley.
The Hufflepuff that annouced the Quidditch matches decided it was the perfect time for him to say "Head Girl 3. Poor, Unsuspecting Victims 0."
Ginny started to laugh at the comment before she was cut off by a glare from Hermione. "C'mon. It's funny! You beat Ron twice and Lavender once. We like to see your bad side, it makes for some great entertainment." Hermione however didn't think it was too funny and cursed Ginny with her own bat-boogey hex.
"Head Girl 4. Victims 0." the Hufflepuff said, now standing up.
"SHUT UP! I'll hex you too!" Hermione said raging out of the Great hall.
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All the teachers were sitting at the head table and were trying not to laugh at the idiocy before them. None of them in their wildest dreams would have ever thought that Hermione Granger would go off like she had for the past two days. Finally the headmaster could not take it anymore and burst out laughing.
The hall got quiet, again, as soon as they saw Dumbledore laughing manically. They heard him say through his laughter "Miss Granger...Severus...kiss...poster...knocked out...banner...Minerva...Mr. Weasley...need to breathe!"
When he finished his laugh he stood up and said "Since our school has been a little wild these past few days, why not just finish what Miss Granger has started. FOOD FIGHT!!"
As soon as he said it, he threw some mashed potatoes at Snape. Who in return glared at Dumbledore before he was hit with some pie. Before you knew it the entire school was in the Great Hall and was having the biggest food fight the world had ever seen. Snape was the target of almost every projectile and so he put upa shield to portect himself as he left the hall. For the next two hours, the entire Hogwart's body was throwing food.
Finally, everyone tired out and stopped throwing food. Dumbledore found his way back to the front of the hall and annouced "Time for everyone to go take a quick shower or bath and continue about their daily business. I hope we have all had fun and will remember this forever. I will not go take a nap. Throwing food can be very tiring."
Everyone made their way for the doors and plowed their way to their dorms, a nice hot shower, and a nap.
A/N2: I hope you liked this chapter and Ron's punishment. Who put up the banner? You'll just have to wait and see. I'll take guesses, anyone who gets it right will be mentioned in the next chapter. It WILL be up by Saturday. Hopefully.
