A/N: (peeks head out) Please don't hurt me. I can explain for this late update. (Readers pummel author with stuff animals).
Disclaimer: I own this story, that's it!
Pairing: SasuNaru
Warnings: Language, yaoi, lemons, ect.
Summary: Uchiha Sasuke stood in front of the business, 'Husbands for a Week'. He needed a husband for the week and it didn't say he had to be a female to be a customer.
Husbands For A Week
Naruto froze, feeling his breath leave him. What did Sasuke just call him?
No one called him that…except…
Blue eyes focused on the man in front of him. He never had seen this person in his life before. It had to be a mistake and he was mistaking the utterance. After all, if this was his best friend from all those years ago, he would remember the blond. However, Sasuke didn't remember him. They were both strangers. It was during these times Naruto wished he could remember; but he just couldn't. Not only did he suffer with long term memory lost but he tended to block things in his past that caused him pain.
His best friend caused him pain.
He stop writing and calling. Then one day, it seemed he was wiped from the face of the earth.
Naruto figured the boy forgot all about him. A promise never meant to be broken.
So his face was pushed to the backs of his mind and locked away. He preferred it that way.
"Naruto. Are you okay?" The blond snapped out of his thoughts to see dark eyes looking at him. They seemed concern as if he was one in pain.
"Yeah. I'm fine. The real question is 'Are you okay?' You seemed to be in a lot of pain, kind of like last night. Would you like to leave?"
"No. This…this condition that I have will not ruin my life." Sasuke said more to himself while looking away. "I can deal with it." Naruto stared helplessly at the other. He really wished he could help in some way.
What was Sasuke's condition anyway?
He wanted to ask but the chance was ruined as the waiter returned to the table with their foods.
"Enjoy." The waiter said, smiling specifically at Sasuke.
Naruto found himself glaring at the woman. Why the hell is she smiling like that? Can't she see that he is not interested?
"Thank you." He heard Sasuke say in that deep tone (which was probably how he spoke regularly, but Naruto wasn't being rational at this point in time)
Blue eyes stared at her retreating back. Could that skirt get any shorter?
"She's gone. You can stop glaring now." Sasuke chuckled quietly. Naruto looked at him; he wasn't glaring. He was just looking at her with some obvious narrowing of the eyes.
"I wasn't glaring at her. I have no need to. She was a nice woman." The blond defended.
"Don't worry, Naruto. I only like what's in front of me." Naruto blushed, looking down at his food.
"I hope you are talking about that food in front of you." Sasuke smirked and pushed his food away.
"Nope, It appears only one thing is front of me." If possible, Naruto got redder as he stared at his food. He couldn't take Sasuke flirting with him. It felt weird and he wasn't sure if that was good or bad.
"Uh…you should eat, before your food gets cold." Naruto said quickly without looking up. He heard Sasuke pull his plate back in front of him while chuckling. Out of the corner of his eye, he could see that his 'husband' had very delicately begun cutting his meat in small pieces. It was like an art. So neat and precise.
Once the brunet was finished, he placed his knife to the far left and took a sip of his water. He even patted his lips afterwards.
Naruto just had to say something.
"How do you eat like that?"The blond piped in suddenly.
"Excuse me?" Sasuke asked, not comprehending.
"I don't know…so dainty and precise. I mean I never saw a person cut up a piece of sausage, especially if it's that small. I mean I would understand if it was like huge but it was tiny, you could have popped in your mouth. But then again... I guess you were raised with such manners and all so it's understandable I guess…but that is so weird…" Naruto faded off slowly, after realizing what he just said. Oh Gosh. It wasn't helping either that Sasuke was just staring at him as if something was on face.
There was something on his face though. Pure stupidity.
Yep, he felt pretty stupid right now, so he was just going to advert his gaze to his pancakes.
"Naruto…" Blue eyes slowly looked up, trying to look everywhere but his face. "Enlighten me then. Tell me how you normally eat your breakfast." The Uchiha smirked. "I want to try your way of things."
Naruto felt his face get hot. Why is he looking at me like that?
"Umm…well for sausage, its nothing special really. I just pick it up and put in my mouth, sometimes whole if it's not that big. If it's too big, juices start coming out and then I have to swallow it. Don't get me wrong its good, but sometimes it's too much…when it's too much it starts leaking down your chin. See." The blond grabbed his fork and popped a small sausage in his mouth. His pinkish cheeks bubbled out as he chewed the small piece of meat.
Sasuke stared, thoroughly interested. His little blond was so innocent…he didn't notice his little method of eating sound similar to a blow job. Oh, how he wouldn't mind a blow job right now.
"Wow…that one was really juicy." Naruto laughed embarrassedly, wiping his chin with a napkin. He then grabbed his fork to finish eating his pancakes. He didn't notice as a little bit of syrup rolled down his chin.
"Naruto…"
"Hm?" A pair of eyes looked up at him.
"You have a little something on your chin." He stated amused. Blue eyes widened before searching for a napkin. There were no clean ones in sight.
"Don't worry, I got it." Naruto waited for the dark haired male to give him a napkin to see a predatory look directed his way. That look always meant something bad was coming, most likely perverted. Then almost a second later, a pale finger reached out swiping the syrup from his chin.
The blond could only watch in shock as that same finger sucked the sweet substance of the tip. He could not believe Sasuke just did that! That…that…wasn't normal!!
"What's with the face?" Sasuke asked, smiling. Naruto made the cutest expressions.
"…what?" Naruto asked, blushing like a maniac.
"You're blushing." Sasuke stated in a matter-of- fact tone.
Naruto quickly looked down at his plate, deciding to play with his pancake.
"Well what do you expect when you do stuff like that…" He heard the blond mumble. Sasuke chuckled before taking a sip of his water.
"Sorry…I couldn't help myself." Naruto looked up at this.
"I would have never thought you liked sweet stuff." He said, trying to get past his embarrassment.
"I don't." The Uchiha smirked…almost as if he was hinting something else. This time Naruto didn't look away.
"Sa'ke, I'm hungry!" The little blond tugged on the pale arm hanging off the bed. "Breakfast!"
A dark eye peeked opened, before the young boy let out a loud groan.
"I'm tired Naru, go by yourself." The young Uchiha buried his face back into his pillow.
"But Sa'ke…I don't like eating alone. Besides, you promised!" Naruto hopped onto his bed, bouncing on the mattress. Sasuke groaned again before slowly sitting up.
"Happy now?"
"Very." Naruto grinned.
"Alright let's get you some breakfast, so I can go back to sleep." The dark haired boy bent down to grab his slippers only to find two hands in his hair. "Naru, what are you doing?"
"You had bed hair silly." He laughed. "Plus I like touching your hair."
"Hn. Come on." Sasuke grabbed the blond's hand and lead him into the kitchen. His mother sat at the table, reading one of her favorite novels.
"Morning!" Naruto greeted as he plopped in the seat across from her.
"Morning Naruto! Sleep well?" She asked, standing up. The blond nodded, smiling.
"I did! I don't know about Sa'ke though…he wants to go back to sleep." She laughed and ruffled Sasuke's dark locks before pulling out some pots and pans. The raven pouted childishly and looked out the window.
"So what would my little men like for breakfast?" She asked.
"Pancakes!" Naruto shouted with a fist in the air. Sasuke groaned again, covering his ears. Naruto was so loud. How could he have this much energy in the morning?
"Sa'ke…are you alright?" A tan hand landed on his forehead, swiping back his bangs. "You've been groaning a lot this morning."
"Yeah…I'm fine. Don't worry." He said pushing Naruto's hands away."Honest." He smiled to add on the effect.
Naruto believed him.
"Good. I don't want Sa'ke sick." He said with a serious face.
"Don't worry Naruto… as far as I can tell Sasuke is far from being sick. He's just being a spoiled brat." Itachi said as he walked into the kitchen.
Sasuke growled.
"Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be at work?"
"Well Little brother, I have other important matters to attend to today .So no, I shouldn't be at work. Sorry to disappoint you."
"Hn." The little raven glared at his brother's head.
"Alright, you two. What did I say about bickering?" Mikoto said, placing two plates on the table. One plate was chocolate chip pancakes with eggs and applesauce. The other plate had eggs, fried tomatoes, and bacon.
"Sorry." Sasuke grumbled, while looking down at his food.
"Sorry." Itachi said, grabbing a bottle of water.
"Good. Now eat up! Did you want me to fix you anything hunny?" Mikoto asked, looking at Itachi.
"No, I'm good. I'll just grab something while I'm out. Thanks." Itachi gave his mother a kiss on the cheek before walking out the back door.
"Mhmm! This is so good Sa'ke. Your mom makes the best pancakes!" The blond yelled.
"Naru, please don't talk while you eat. I don't want you to choke." Sasuke warned.
"Okay." Naruto remained quiet for about two minutes before he started to talk again. The small Uchiha could only shake his head as he ate his tomatoes.
"Sa'ke, you eat so slow. I'm almost done. See!" Dark eyes looked at his plate to see one pancake left. The applesauce and eggs were nowhere to be seen. "I need more syrup."
"You must have been really hungry to have eaten that fast."
"Mhmm…I don't know why either because we ate so much last night." Naruto laughed and grabbed the bottle of syrup. "I need more syrup for my pancake." The blond then poured a heavy helping of syrup onto his plate. "Yum! I love syrup!"
"Naru…that's too much syrup. You are going to get a bellyache. Remember last time?"
"Not uh…I was careful this time." Naruto took a big piece of pancake and stuffed it in his mouth. He cheeks puffed out making Sasuke laugh. The blond was too childish sometimes.
"Naru, you're making a mess. There is syrup dripping down your chin." Naruto looked around for a napkin to find one nowhere in sight. He looked at Sasuke for help.
"Don't worry…I got it." Sasuke leaned over to him and swiped the dripping syrup of his chin with his finger. Naruto stared as Sasuke licked the sticky substance of his finger.
"Sa'ke! Naruto whined. "You lied! You said you didn't like sweet things."
Sasuke smirked before taking a sip of his orange juice.
"Trust me, Naru. I don't." Naruto stared, looking a bit confused but let the moment pass. Sasuke was so weird sometimes.
"That was really weird." Naruto commented out loud.
"What was?"
"Huh?" I really need to stop thinking out loud. "Umm….that I was finished?" Okay, why did I just say that?
"Would you like more?" Sasuke asked slowly.
"No…I'm fine, thanks. That was plenty of food. I'm stuffed." Naruto patted his stomach for emphasis.
"I'm glad. Shall we leave then?" Naruto nodded and stood up. "After you."
Naruto walked up towards the front, ignoring the eyes that seemed to inspect him. He was now starting to feel self conscious, so self conscious that he started to pick up the pace. Literally, Naruto was speed walking to the front.
"Naruto, are you alright?" Sasuke questioned as they reached lobby.
"Yes, why wouldn't I be?"
"Well, you basically jogged to the lobby." Sasuke stated pointedly.
"Oh that?" Naruto chuckled. "That's how I get the food flowing in my body." What? What kind of excuse was that? Oh, how embarrassing.
"You're going to have to stop doing that." Sasuke said, looking very serious.
"Wha-?" Oh no, he caught me in a lie!
Then there was that Famous Uchiha smirk.
"Blushing." Sasuke leaned in, his hand finding its way to the blond's hip. "You're always blushing…"He murmured, his lips brushing against his ear. "I can't stand it. It makes it hard to keep my hands to myself." Naruto felt fingers play with the bottom of his shirt.
"Sas'…"Naruto could barely finish. His mind was fumbled up. "Lobby…"
"Yeah..I know…" Sasuke whispered, pulling back. The blond could feel the hand slowly leave his waist as well as the breath he didn't know he was holding in. He couldn't believe Sasuke did something like that in public. He was sure if the man could, he would have felt him up in the lobby. And that voice of his was a sin! No wonder he couldn't think properly. It was like a mind washer.
"Uchiha-san!" Naruto's vision was blocked as a woman pushed her way in between them. He almost had the urge to hold his nose. She smelled far from pleasant. "What brings you here?" The dark haired woman flipped her hair over her shoulder as she casually took off her glasses.
"Karin." Sasuke was pissed. This bimbo just ruined his plans. He had the blond right where he wanted him. Flustered and clueless. And she had to barge in like the idiot that she was. "Move." It wasn't even five seconds before Naruto felt a hand reach out and grab him. The next thing he knew he was standing next to his 'husband' in a 'I'm not letting you go' grip.
Blue eyes finally got a look at Karin, after she rudely pushed the blond out of the way. He was disappointed for the most part. She wasn't really ugly so he couldn't insult her face but she was definitely an enemy. He could tell by the way she looked at him and their connected hands.
"Oh sorry, I didn't see him there." She said, giggling. "I'm Karin by the way, the Uchiha Brothers' personal assistant." A manicured hand was held out to him.
"Naruto." A tan hand shook hers and the woman didn't fail to notice the big ring on his finger.
"Naruto …?" She drawled out trying to get a last name.
She wasn't getting one.
"Just Naruto. " He smiled cheekily back at her, causing her to glare holes into his head.
"Karin." Sasuke cut it. "I think it's time you leave." The corporate heir then turned to the blond next to him. "Wait right here. I have to take of something." Naruto nodded as Sasuke walked over to the front desk. The smile on his face dropped once Sasuke was out of hearing range. Karin was still standing there with a frown on her face.
"How do you know Sasuke?" She asked with a snarl, knowing her boss couldn't hear her.
"I don't think that's any of your business." Naruto bit back.
"It is my business. I handle everything that goes on in the Uchiha brothers' lives."
"That won't be for long." Naruto was really enjoying this argument on the inside. He wasn't really married to the Uchiha but boy, acting like it had its perks.
"What is that supposed to mean?" She snapped.
"Exactly what you think that means…." Naruto smirked. "I have more power than you think."
"No you don't! You barely know them!"
"Oh really?" He countered.
"Yes, really!" She yelled.
"That's not what this says…" Naruto lifted his left hand and wiggled in her face. "Isn't this a multi- million dollar wedding ring?!"
"Wha-? No! No…not…true…" Karin was blubbering like a fish.
Naruto smirked again. He now understood why Sasuke did it so much; it made him feel good about himself.
"I don't believe you." She almost screamed in rage.
"You don't? Alright, watch this." Naruto turned around and smiled innocently as Sasuke made his way back towards him. Karin was glaring like the world depended on it.
"Karin." A look of warning. "What are you still doing here?" Almost unconsciously a tan hand slipped into a pale one.
"Oh nothing! I was just speaking to Naruto."
"Hn." Sasuke looked away with annoyance, turning to the little blond next to him. "Are you ready?" He asked softly. Naruto nodded and bit his lip, almost coyly before looking away. Ha! Take that Karin! You are about to see some acting.
Dark eyes looked at Karin, placing the blame on her. Did you do something?
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"Well….I think I lost my cell phone." Naruto said quietly, almost as if he was upset.
"When do you last see it?"
"Last night in the bedroom. Can we go home to find it?" Blue eyes glanced at Karin. He really loved her open-mouth expression.
"Of course. Let's go." Sasuke started to lead Naruto out but Naruto made sure to say a few last words
"It was nice meeting you Karin. I'm sure we'll be seeing more of each other. Perhaps, sometime this week. I'm supposed to be making a trip to the office."
"Yeah, can't wait." Karin said tersely. "Goodbye Uchiha-san. " She said smiling at Sasuke. However, he didn't turn around; only the blond looked back at her.
"Bye Karin."
Naruto couldn't contain his laughter as Karin's loud scream reached the parking lot. Today was turning about to be such a good day.
"What's so funny?" Sasuke as they made their way back to the car.
Naruto stopped laughing. He was caught.
"Nothing. Nothing at all. I'm…umm…just having a good time." He chuckled nervously.
"You know where we can have an even better time?" Sasuke had another preparatory look in his eyes as he stood by the passenger door of the car. It was stronger than the one at breakfast.
"No…" Blue eyes widened as he somehow became trapped between the Uchiha and the car door. Naruto could sense oncoming molestation in the air. He could even feel it. The heat was radiating of his 'husband' in waves.
"I'm going to let you guess…we are heading there right now." The blond swore those eyes almost looked red and was Sasuke's voice getting lower? It had to be or was he imagining things? Naruto tried to think, finding it futile. Wait…Where am I?
"Have you given up?" He heard a voice whisper in his ear. Naruto unconsciously nodded, eyeing the brunet's lips. They seemed to be getting closer.
"The bedroom. Do you want to go to my bedroom Naruto? We can have so much fun there." The voice was husky as well as promising. All Naruto had to do was say 'yes' and they were going to have so much fun in his bedroom…on his bed…perhaps upside down, 69 style.
"Fun…yeah…." Somewhere in the back of blond's mind radars were going off. Hands getting lower! Hands getting lower! Okay those hands are on your ass! Naruto, you dimwit, He's groping you in the parking lot!
That got Naruto to snap out of his stupor. Fun in who's bedroom?!!
"Sas'-" Whatever Naruto had to say was cut off as lips landed directly on his and took advantage of his open mouth. Our poor blond was thrown back into shock as Sasuke drained all his coherent thinking. Literally, Naruto couldn't even move his mouth if he wanted to.
"No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A female voice screamed. Sasuke pulled back in alarm to see who was screaming. After a minute, Naruto even took the time to see who was screaming. Whoever they were, they were running far from the parking lot. For some reason, the woman looked a lot like Karin.
Oh well.
"Now where were we?" Dark eyes looked back at the blond, eyes hazed over.
His 'husband' tilted his head in confusion. Oh right, Sasuke was having his way with me in a parking lot.
Wait what?
Naruto jumped away flustered, pointing an accusing finger.
"Ah! Sasuke! No!! You pervert! I can't believe you did that to me in a parking lot!!! You kissed me!! "
"What? You rather we did it in the bedroom?" He asked as if it was no big deal.
"What? Nn-no! No!" Naruto felt his face heat. He swore his face was going to remain this color. "We are not doing anything in your bedroom!"
"Alright, I can work with that." Sasuke said, walking to the driver's side of his car.
"You can? How?" Naruto was really skeptical now.
"Like how I work with you being straight." He said as if he was talking about the weather.
"But you don't care that I'm straight. You actually refuse to acknowledge it." Dark eyes looked at him hidden by sunglasses.
"Exactly."
Naruto remained silent and sunk back into his seat as they pulled off. He could only pray his virginity remained intact until the end of the week. Now they were off to get his cell phone which was in the 'doom chamber' aka Sasuke's room.
Wait…he had his cell phone in his pocket. He only said that to rile up Karin.
"Sasuke, Look what I found." Naruto held up his phone, smiling cheekily. "Aren't you happy? Now we don't have to back to your house and waste our time in your bedroom." Hah, take that!
The Uchiha wasn't smiling; in fact, he looked disappointed.
"Awww someone looks upset. Lighten up Sasuke, we are going shopping! We can have fun there!"
A thoughtful look passed the Uchiha's face before a small smile appeared on his lips.
"What are you thinking about?" The blond asked cautiously.
His 'husband' didn't respond, he just continued driving. Oh no….
For once in his life, Naruto didn't want to go shopping.
