Kenshin Horror
(Part 8 – The Last of the Cast Arrives!)
Spoilers: I don't know, but most likely for all the Manga and
Anime.
Type: Comedy/Cross Over/Parody … INSANITY!
Disclaimer: Sorry, I had to do this. Sorry you have to read this. Have fun.
(Perenthesis show action that occurs on the stage. There won't be
to much.)
{Brackets are lines the audience would yell}
The rest is the characters talking.
Current Cast List:
Frank – Kenshin,
Brad – Yahiko,
Janet – Kaoru,
Magenta – Megumi,
Riff Raff – Sanosuke,
Columbia – Misao,
Rocky - Shishio,
Eddie - Hiko,
Crim – Aoshi,
Lips - Tomoe.
Part 8 – The Last of the cast arrives!
Narrator/Aoshi - Emotion, agitation or disturbance of the mind...
Vehement or excited mental state.
It is also a powerful and irrational master…and from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on the television monitor
there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed, ...its slave.
{"Kenshin's Slave!"} Magenta & Columbia - Tell us about it, Janet.
or.
(On the monitor is a man standing in the rain. Smoking a cigarette.)
Brad: Hey, Fujita!
Riff Raff: You know this official... this person?
Brad: Well no. He happens to be an old friend, of a friend of mine.
Frank: I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting.
You came here with a purpose.
Brad: I told you, the car broke down. I was telling the truth.
Frank I know what you told me, Brat...
But this Official Fujita Gorou,
his name is not unknown to me.
Brad: He was a division captain for the Shinsen Gumi.
Frank And now he works for your government, doesn't he, Brat?
He's attached to the bureau of investigation of that which
you call BOR's!!!
{"Battousais On the Rampage!"}Isn't that right, Brat?
Brad: He might be... I don't know.
Riff Raff: The intruder is entering the building, master.
Frank: He'll probably be...entering the Zen room.
{ "The Zen room ? shit ! I've left my cigarette there, now he'll never leave." }Shall we inquire of him in person?
(Pause)
Fujita Gorou or more correctly Saitou Hajime comes crashing threw the wall in his typical Gatotsu stance/charge.
Brad: Great Saitou!
Dr. Scott (Played by Saitou): Himura, Kenshin.
We meet again.
{ "No, we meet at first." }Brad: Saitou Hajime!
Dr. Scott: Yahiko! What are you doing here?
Frank Don't play games, Saitou.
You know perfectly well what Yahiko is doing here.
It was part of your plan, was it not?
That he and his teacher
could check the layout for you.
Well, unfortunately for you all,
the plans are to be changed.
{ "Who died and made you director?" }Dr. Scott: I can assure you that Yahiko's presence here comes as a
complete surprise to me.
I came here to find Hiko.
{"Hiko!"}Brad: Hiko! I've seen him!
(Kenshin cuts Yahiko off.)
Frank: Hiko! What do you know of Hiko, Saitou?
Dr. Scott: I happen to know a great deal about a lot of things.
You see, Hiko happens to be my brother.
(Kenshin gasps, Kaoru screams as she regains conscience. She is naked with a naked Shishio. You would scream to. Luckily for our viewers, Shishio is covered by a sheet now.)
Brad: Saitou.
{ "Mouseketeer roll call sound off now!" }Janet Ah!
Dr. Scott: Kaoru!
Janet: Saitou!
Brad: Ugly!
Janet: Brat!
Frank: Shishio!
(Shishio flips his head toward Kenshin)
Dr. Scott: Kaoru!
Janet: Saitou!
Brad: Ugly!
Janet: Brat!
Frank: Shishio!
(Shishio looks at Kenshin with quickly lessening interest)
Dr. Scott: Kaoru!
Janet: Saitou!
Brad: Ugly!
Janet: Brat!
Frank: Shishio
(Shishio once again gleams at Kenshin, getting very upset. Kenshin walks over to Shishio.)
Frank: Listen... I made you... and I can break you just as easily.
(Megumi appears with a gong, and a big grin on her face.)
Magenta (Rings gong) Kenshin, dinner is prepared!
Frank Excellent. Under the circumstances,
formal dress is to be optional.
Narrator/Aoshi: Food has always played a vital role in Life's rituals.
The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned
man, and now... this meal.
However informal it might appear,
you can be sure that there was to be fighting soon.
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