District 1
Princess Diamond:
I wake up and decide to take a selfie. I look at it and gasp.
Then I remember
I CAN'T TAKE SELFIES!
Why oh why did I have to be born me! Born in the best part of the best District! Oh woe is me!
I don't want to be a career but I go to the acadamy anyway so I can take up trainers time and be mostly just a nuisance.
I go downstairs to see my 12 year old sister Emerald smiling up at me. She's pretty but not as pretty as me. No one is.
But I'm not a Mary Sue or anything. I can't take selfies.
I go to training and everyone greets me joyfully. This year for some reason we don't have a volunteer of either gender. Hopefully no 12 year old will get picked ;)!
I go over to the sword station and battle with the trainer. I win in less than two seconds. It would have been one but I'm not a Mary Sue or anything.
I go over to the bow and arrow station and somehow get 9 out of ten bullseyes and the other just a millimetre off. Because I'm not a Mary Sue.
Then I go over to the axe station and despite having no bulging muscles because that's gross on a female I manage to get it all the way across the room.
I think it landed in a trainer's head or something.
Oopsie!
Isaac Miller:
I live with only my brother.
My parents were killed by a rampaging rhino
Despite the fact no one would say this in a story I'm doing it anyway.
Next thing you know I'll be describing my appearance and trying to be subtle about it.
I have purple eyes the colour of... purple.
My hair is the exact colour and consistency of grass.
One other thing...
I'm as hairy as Bigfoot!
Whoever that is.
I go downstairs and eat a handful of nuts (get your heads out of the gutter!) for breakfast. Mmmm salty.
Like most people in district one I go to train. I'm not very good at it because I'm forever tripping over my own hair.
I get there just in time to see an add lodged into the face of a trainer by Princess, the most beautiful girl in one. Suddenly I realise I'm drooling.
She's just so beautiful.
She has long mesmerising blonde hair the colour of the sun. I can't tell you the colour of her eyes because the creator didn't specify them but they're probably blue or green.
I go over to the knife station but I only get 7 of them onto the target and one of them lands on the face of the trainer that had just pulled out the axe.
Me and Princess are soulmates
I go over to talk to my friend but I trip over.
That's just me.
Princess Diamond
When I get home I go up to my bedroom to decide what to wear for the Reaping.
I have 6 different dresses to choose from
A pink sundress
A different pink sundress
A pink evening gown
A different pink evening gown
A pink ball gown
A different pink ball gown.
In the end, after a long long time deciding I pick the different pink ball gown.
I look amazing.
But there's one strand of hair out of place.
I'm not a Mary Sue.
I see Emerald in her Reaping outfit. A potato sack she borrowed from Petunia.
She's still the second prettiest in one.
When everyone is ready we set off for the Reaping.
Isaac Miller
When I get home my brother Cane greets me with a "Sup Squirt, hope you get reaped,"
We have such a good relationship.
I go into the kitchen and get out some food for lunch.
3 raw eggs and a bucket of water.
Best lunch I've had in months.
I go into my bedroom and start rooting around for something that could be my token. Finally I find my hamster's dead body.
Now me and Michael have something in common!
Whoever he is.
I go back downstairs clutching Jonny. .(the T is for The)
Cane asks me what I'm holding so I show him and he starts being sick.
I guess it is a BIT mouldy but that doesn't matter.
It still tastes great.
Princess Diamond
Me and Emerald walk to the reapings.
My long blonde hair swishes behind me. Emerald's would too but hers is only chin length.
I helped her cut it and it looks almost as good as mine.
Almost.
We get to the reapings and I hug her goodbye, making sure to mess up her hair slightly.
I love her but we can't have her thinking she can be as pretty or as talented as me.
When everyone is in the square our escort Squiffella Squiffland comes onto the stage.
She shows us all the video that only 50% of the authors actually remember and I feel myself falling asleep.
If I was a Mary Sue I wouldn't.
Then she gets round to the name pulling out thing.
"Emerald Notasperfect!"
I forgot to say that we don't have the same last name.
Anyway when I hear her name I decide to volunteer.
I'm an awesome sister.
Anyway I go to stand on stage and a random guy gets called.
Luckily for him someone else volunteers.
Wait...
Is he...
Naked?
Anyway once all that shit's done we go to the visiting room.
Isaac Miller
We get to the reapings just before Squiffella Squiffland gets onto the stage. I stand in the male side but for some reason people get as far away from me as possible.
Then something happens. Princess volunteers.
She's so brave!
And beautiful!
She's almost perfect!
But she isn't a Mary Sue!
When a random guy is called I know what I have to do.
"I volunteer!"
I get up to the stage and stare adoringly at princess but she just looks at me weird.
I look down and let out a scream.
I'm naked!
I mean Princess already told you but still.
Princess Diamond
My family comes in and tells me how much they love me and that I'm almost perfect.
I already knew that.
But remember. It's only almost.
I'm not a Mary Sue.
Isaac Miller
All my friends come to see me but my brother doesn't.
When they leave I'm all alone. (Duh!)
Characters belong to Emily3THG (Isaac) and DaughterOfTigris (Princess)
