Hello. Me again. This time, in court! Ok, so I really don't know how court goes. And this chapter is unedited. So there might be some mistakes. And, yeah. Pretty much it.

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-jail cell. Urahara and Hitsugaya there-

ME: I'm thinking killing Aizen was a better idea.

HITSUGAYA: You wanna stay in jail even more!?

ME: Nobody really cares about Aizen though. Everybody wants him dead!

HITSUGAYA: -sighs- You just don't get it.

ME: No, I guess I don't. Where's Urahara?

HITSUGAYA: I don't know.

ME: But he's my laywer!

HITSUGAYA: So am I!

ME: He's the nicer one though.

HITSUGAYA: Deal with it.

ME: -starts iching wrists- Oww.

HITSUGAYA: What?

ME: These cuffs hurt.

HITSUGAYA: So.

ME: I think the guy that put them on me was a beginner.

HITSUGAYA: They wouldn't do that.

ME: OF COURSE THEY WOULD! I broke the law.

URAHARA: -comes back from some random place- That vending machine over there is cool.

ME???

URAHARA: Look, they have donuts! -shows a donut-

ME: Why are you eating a donut here?

URAHARA: I'm hungry!

ME: Well so am I, but you don't see me complaining!

URAHARA: You hunger died out. -starts eating donut-

HITSUGAYA: We have a case to win. So stop eating donuts.

URAHARA: There's also bagles! But, that women over there was giving me the evil eye...when I said I wanted one.

ME: Oh her! She's the bagle strangler.

URAHARA&HITSUGAYA: 0,o?

ME: Don't ask me how she does it, but she does. She even said she'd teach me if she and I ever get out.

HITSUGAYA: Why would you even want to learn?

ME: No reason. So, give me the questions you guys are asking!

HITSUGAYA: Question #1. Why did you put random names up in the main character title?

ME: Uh...because I felt like it.

HITSUGAYA: THAT'S NOT A GOOD ANSWER!

ME: But it's true. Don't they want me to "say the truth and nothing but the truth. So help me God?"

URAHARA: -still eating donut. muffled sound- She's right you know.

HITSUGAYA: I told you to put that stupid donut down! -takes donut and throws donut on ground-

URAHARA: MY BABY! -looks at Hitsugaya- YOU BASTARD!

ME: -itching wrist again- Oww. I hate hand cuffs.

HITSUGAYA: UH! I CAN'T WORK WITH YOU PEOPLE!

GUARD: Is there something wrong sir?

HITSUGAYA: OF COURSE THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. LOOK AT THEM!

GUARD: -looks- Why, they look like humble people.

HITSUGAYA: Huh? -looks-

ME: So, you're saying I should explain why I did what I did?

URAHARA: Yes. Explaining more will give them more to think about.

ME: Oh, thank you!

URAHARA: Your welcome. So, next question...

HITSUGAYA: What. The. Hell!

GUARD: Excuse me, but we do have a problem with vulgure language.

HITSUGAYA: Sorry.

GUARD: Now if you will excuse me, I have to go deal with the bagle strangler. -talks to the bagle strangler- Hey, hey! You know the rules lady! Stay away from that bagle! No! Don't you give me that disgusted look now...

HITSUGAYA: You guys made me look like an idiot when I was talking with that guard!

ME: Oh, Hitsugaya. You just have to understand us. We don't do this to make you look like a fool.

URAHARA: Yeah, we do this because we care.

HITSUGAYA: o,0?

ME: You'll understand eventurally.

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-in the court house-

ME: ...-sighs- tired...tired...tired...ti-

HITSUGAYA: SHH!

ME: Whoa! When did you show up?

HITSUGAYA: I've always been here.

ME: WOW. THAT'S SO AWESOME!

HITSUGAYA: o,0?

ME: You're wearing a...suit?

HITSUGAYA: Yes...and?

ME: You look like you're going to get married. -laughs-

HITSUGAYA: WHAT?

ME: Oh, I'm guessing who it is...-smirks- Hope you have a happy life together!

HITSUGAYA: WHO?

ME: Oh, you know who, stop playing. Everyone knows who. Because you and who are getting married.

HITSUGAYA: WHO'S WHO?

ME: Who?

URAHARA: -walks in- Sorry I'm late. I stopped by that cool vending machine to get another donut.

HITSUGAYA: AGAIN? WHAT'S WITH YOU AND DONUTS.

URAHARA: They taste...good.

-everyone walks in-

BRANDIE: BRIANA WE'RE HERE!!!!

SHYANN: DON'T WORRY!

ME: OH YOU GUYS!

BALIFF: -mysteriously is here- All rise.

-everyone rises-

JUDGE: -comes in- You may be seated.

-everyone sits-

JUDGE: -coughs- Case 129,284,875,848,343: Main Characters Are Used Even Though It's not needed.

ME: Lots of numbers. O,O.

JUDGE: Defendant, plese rise.

ME: Is that suppose to be me?

JUDGE: Do you think it's you?

ME: Yes?

JUDGE: Well then it's you.

ME: Ok. -stands-

JUDGE: Do you know what you have done?

ME: Uh...no.

JUDGE: You have ignored the rule of the state!

ME: That's not part of the rules!

JUDGE: Here, it is.

ME: -mumbles- Well that's just stupid.

JUDGE: WHAT!?

ME: -smiles- Nothing!

JUDGE: Defendant's laywer, stand.

-my laywers stand-

JUDGE: There's two!?!?!

ME: Well, I can't just depend on just one!

JUDGE: Understandable.

ME: Thank you.

JUDGE: Other laywers stand.

-laywers stand-

JUDGE: Laywers, my procede with questioning.

LAYWER #1: Where were you on the night of June 23, 2001?

ME: How is that-

LAYWER #1: Just answer the question!

ME: I was sleeping.

LAYWER #1: Likely story!

ME: o,0???

LAYWER #2: You have to excuse him. -whispers- He's in a mid-life crises.

ME: Oh, I understand.

LAYWER #2: Why did you put those names up there?

ME: Well, because they are my favorite characters.

LAYWER #2: Really? Well that's a resonable excuse.

ME: That's what I said.

LAYWER #3: Are you awere that your breaking the rules of the state!

ME: Really now. That's interesting.

LAYWER #3: Don't be wise.

ME: I'm not trying to be.

JUDGE: ORDER IN THE COURT! -what's that thing called again? A hammer or something?-

EVERYONE: o,0?

JUDGE: Wasn't it time?

-everyone shakes heads no-

JUDGE: Oh. Well anyway. TIME FOR RECESS!

EVERYONE: YEAH!

ME: Brandie, do you have the labtop?

BRANDIE: Oh, yeah.

ME: Let's see those reviews then.

BRANDIE: Ok.

ME: Hmm, let's see. This review is from Moriko Hikari. And the person asks:

What does ZOMGH stand for?

-silence-

ME: Wow.

HITSUGAYA: What does it stand for?

ME: What!? Nobody knows what it means, besides Brandie.

EVERYONE: No.

ME: Again. Get with the times!

BRANDIE: Briana, just tell them.

ME: Ok. This word was sorta created by me!

ICHIGO: You create...words.

ME: Doesn't everyone?

ICHIGO: Not really.

ME: Well...anyways. I've seen a lot of people put Z in front of OMG. Creating ZOMG. But, since I don't like to say God, I put H at the end of it creating ZOMGH or ZoeMyGosH. I say that a lot to.

EVERYONE: O,O.

HITSUGAYA: Stop creating words.

ME: But words are fun!

BRANDIE: They just don't understand.

ME: I know.

SHYANN: Next review. ROSELIACOOL writes:

YAY A UPDATE!
Why r u all being mean to Htsugaya?
He seems cool to me!
D

HITSUGAYA: I like this girl.

ME: I'm sure you do.

HITSUGAYA: Why are you all being mean to me?

ME: You're the one who gets annoyed the most. The next person would be Ichigo.

ICHIGO: WHAT!?

HITSUGAYA: So, you only annoy me, because I'm the one who gets annoyed the most?

BRANDIE: Yeah, that's pretty much it.

HITSUGAYA: THAT IS THE STUPIDEST ANSWER I'VE EVER HEARD!

SHYANN: See, there you go again.

ME: I mean, you practically blow up. It's hilarious! No offence.

HINAMORI: I think you should calm down Hitsugaya-kun.

ME: Yeah, listen to Hinamori. She's very smart when it comes to you!

HITSUGAYA: -glares-

ME: Next review! From Demonade, it reads:

This is some funny s!

SHYANN: We have been considered funny.

ME: And I thank you for not fully saying that last word. Although, I really don't mind.

HITSUGAYA: WHAT!?

ME: It's part of your lesson.

BRANDIE: Anyways, last review. Dragon of Venus writes:

OMG I love this fic! that's just like an episode of Bleach, getting arrested for a stupid reason. update ASAP, and good luck w/ the trial:)

ME: Thank for loving this fic. It means the world that someone in this world like this particular fic.

BRANDIE: It means...the world?

ME: Yes.

SHYANN: I agree. This probably would happen in Bleach. If Tite Kubo had no more ideas. But since he's a smart one this probably will not happen. But we'll just hope it will.

ME: Yeah. Aww, and thanks for the luck. -looks at clock- Oh, recess is almost over.

BRANDIE: This would be a great time to advertise something.

ME: Right. Well first, I thank all of you for reading and reviewing this fic. It's because of you peoples that I have something to do in a time of boredom.

SHYANN: And to think that you go out and write this.

ME: I know. Anyways, I'd like to advertise some website of mine. It's under construction still, but if you have time, please visit! The website is on my profile. Click my name, go to my profile, and click my homepage or it's the first website under my websites. I would type it out, but it won't go on here so just go to my profile to get it.

SHYANN: She'll probably be advertising this in everyone of her stories.

BRANDIE: Do it for the kids!

ME: Um...yeah, sure!

JUDGE: -comes in-

BALIFF: All rise!

JUDGE: You may be seated.

-everyone sits-

JUDGE: Jury, have you came to a conclusion?

PERSONFROMJURY: Yes. We find the defendant Briana, Not Guilty, because she actually did not commit a real big crime.

ME: YES!

PERSONFROMJURY: But, Briana must do 30 hours of community service.

ME: NO!

BRANDIE: Lighten up. It's only 30 hours.

SHYANN: Yeah, and then we have to do 50 hours for Girl Scouts.

ME: -gets down on knees- NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUDGE: You start tommorow.

ME: -sniff sniff- Ok.

BRANDIE: Don't worry. We'll help.

ME: Really?

BRANDIE: No. But you should have seen your face!

ME: Oh. Your helping. Your all helping!

SHYANN: Oh. I don't like the sound of this.

TBC...

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Next chapter, I do community sevice. But with a little help from my friends, and forceful help from the Bleach cast. I hope your looking forward to read it as much as I'm looking forward to write it.

Oh, yeah. And review!