Warning I do not own the WWF superstars or the WWF. These are not real story lines. The Animal, Rage, Boarder, Crawford, Metal Gear Solid, and Ricochet are made up characters that were created by my friends and I.

Titles
WWF: Metal Gear Solid
Intercontinental: Jeff Hardy
Women's: Lita
Hardcore: Steve Blackman
Tag Team: Kaienti
Light Heavy Weight: Crash Holly
European: Eddie Guerrero
Commissioner: William Regal

Smackdown
April
Week 4

Announcer: Now making his way to the ring, being accompanied by Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin.

(Stone Cold enters the ring to many booing fans.)

Stone Cold: Hey, everyone stop booing so I can talk. Monday night on Raw, Kurt Angle had the guts to walk up to me and call us sissies. Well I've got news for you Kurt Angle we aren't sissies. That is why tonight we have asked Commissioner Regal if we can have a match against you tonight. We didn't want the match to be a handicap match because we want you to be somewhat ready for our match at Backlash. Oh yeah Kurt, I suppose no one has told you yet, this Sunday night at Backlash, I am going to kick your ass in a hell in a cell match. But tonight, you have a tag team match against us. Unfortunately Kurt, you don't have any friends so you have to find someone to team with. So why don't you...

(Kurt Angle's music interrupts Stone Cold.)

Announcer: Now making his way to the ring, Kurt Angle.

(Kurt enters the ring.)

Stone Cold: What are you doing out here?

Kurt Angle: Stone Cold, is this your idea of a joke. First your saying you'll kick my ass tonight, now you have the nerve to say that you'll kick my ass Sunday. Well you better think again. Tonight, I am going to find a partner. And not only are we going to win, but also it will be me making you tap. I'm and Olympic Hero dammit and you are a pansy, it's true, it's damn true.

(Stone Cold then stuns Kurt Angle.)

(The first match begins.)

Announcer: The following contest is an Ironman match and is for the World Wrestling Federation Light-Heavyweight Championship. Now making his way to the ring, the challenger, weighing in at 212 pounds and being accompanied by X-Factor, X-PAC.

(X-PAC enters the ring.)

Announcer: And now entering the ring, the World Wrestling Federation Light-Heavyweight Champion, weighing in at 225 pounds and being accompanied by Hardcore and Molly Holly, Crash Holly.

(Crash enters the ring. The bell rings and X-PAC tries to use some offense. It is a long hard first five minutes but there is still now falls. About a minute and a half later Crash hits a DDT. He goes for the cover and gets the first fall. He then starts yanking on X-PAC's head, but X-PAC gets the ropes. Another three minutes go by and X-PAC hits the X-FACTOR. X-PAC pins Crash to tie it. Both teams start to fight outside the ring. With a minute left Crash rolls up X-PAC and pulls his tights. Crash gets his second fall. With fifteen seconds left to go X-PAC hits a powerbomb. He goes to pin Crash but Crash kicks out with one second left. Crash wins.)

(Backstage Kurt Angle is looking for a partner. He runs into The Big Show.)

Kurt Angle: Hey, Big Show. Are you busy tonight?

The Big Show: No, why Kurt?

Kurt Angle: Well, I need a partner for my tag team match against Stone Cold and Triple H tonight.

The Big Show: Sorry man, no can do. I've got no problem with Stone Cold and I can't go near Triple H.

Kurt Angle: Hey, thanks man.

(Steven Richards is backstage giving Right To Censor a pep talk.)

Steven Richards: Tonight, we have the perfect chance to show the Federation what we are made of. Tonight we will get freedom, tonight we get happiness, and tonight we will make a difference.

(Kurt Angle runs into Rhyno.)

Kurt Angle: Hey man, sorry to hear about your loss on Raw. Listen, could you do me a favor?

Rhyno: Sure Kurt, what is it?

Kurt Angle: I need a partner for my tag team match tonight against Austin and Triple H. Will you do it?

Rhyno: Sure Kurt, why not.

(The second match begins.)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 195 pounds and being accompanied by Eddie Guerrero, Essa Rios.

(Essa Rios enters the ring.)

Announcer: And now entering the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and being accompanied by Matt Hardy and Lita, the World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Champion, Jeff Hardy.

(Jeff enters the ring. The match begins and Matt Hardy immediately goes to take down Eddie Guerrero outside the ring. Inside, Essa Rios attacks Jeff Hardy viciously. He hits him with all sorts of hits and suplexs. After a few near falls to Jeff Hardy, Lita distracts the referee. Matt Hardy enters the ring. He begins an assault on Essa Rios. He does the twist of fate and Jeff follows it up with a swanton bomb. He pins Essa Rios.)

(Backstage Edge barges into the commissioner's office.)

William Regal: What do you think you're doing barging in here like this young man?

Edge: Sorry your commissionership. Listen, I want to know why I'm not included in the Intercontinental Championship Match at Backlash.

William Regal: Well why didn't you say something? You can be in the match. It will be a triple threat but learn some bloody manners. Now is there anything else?

Christian: Actually, yes. We think that we deserve the tag team title match against Kaienti, not the Dudleyz.

William Regal: Fine, you can have that match too.

(The third match begins.)

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 220 pounds, Kurt Angle.

(Kurt Angle enters the ring and grabs a microphone.)

Kurt Angle: I would like to introduce my partner tonight. Now entering the ring, weighing in at 250 pounds, my tag-team partner, Rhyno.

(Rhyno enters the ring.)

Announcer: And now entering the ring, at a combined weight of 498 pounds and being accompanied by Stephanie McMahon, Triple H and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

(Triple H and Stone Cold enter the ring. Everyone attacks each other and eventually Stone Cold and Rhyno are left in the ring. Each team makes a series of hard hits and tags and eventually Triple H is taking over with Kurt Angle in the ring. Triple H hits a pedigree and immediately is gored by Rhyno. Stone Cold enters the ring and fights off Rhyno. The referee counts to seven, but both men tag. Rhyno gores Stone Cold. He goes for the cover but his own partner breaks up the fall. Kurt Angle then locks Stone Cold in the ankle lock. Stone Cold taps out but the referee insists that the match go on because Angle was not the legal man in the ring. Rhyno then tags Kurt and Angle does it again. This time, Triple H hits Kurt, causing him to let go of Austin. After a while more, Angle locks Stone Cold in the ankle lock again. This time Rhyno gores Triple H and Stone Cold taps. The night ends.)