Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…I just borrow the characters for my own twisted perverted pleasure!
Warning: Use of foul language in this chapter.
A/N: This chapter came out lickity-split! I haven't started the new chapter yet, but I will very soon…I've got quite a few ideas I want to put down for it. Thanks again to everyone who reviewed!
Ro-Ho
CappuccinoSunshine
SweetAssassin
moodiful819
Amory-chan
cherryblossomsky
Inuyashalover8706
asuka02redeva
Solo
Loco Ellingson-Rose
Diamondprinces
Valinor's
Twilight
M (anonymous reviewer)
"speech" 'inner voice' thoughts Akamaru (his thoughts and actions)
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Of Ears and Puffy Tails
Chapter Eight: When Bunnies Meet
"You did what?!?!"
"What did he say, Kiba?"
With a look of total shock and disbelief on his face, he turned to Shikamaru.
"He said he bit Sakura's butt!"
"How troublesome."
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"You're paying for it."
"What? Why do I have to pay for it?"
"Because you were the one who ruined the first roll of film."
"But it was an accident", Naruto whined.
"…"
"Alright! Fine! I'll pay for the stupid film."
Reaching into his pouch, Naruto pulled out his froggy change purse.
"You still have that stupid coin case? Aren't you a little old for character purses?"
"Shut up, teme! I happen to like this coin case. Iruka-sensei gave it to me to keep my ramen money in when I was a genin."
"Hn…whatever."
After purchasing the film, the team mates left the store.
"What do you want to do now?"
Snapping the film into place in the camera, Sasuke said, "Let's go find Kakashi."
Naruto smiled a Cheshire grin and nodded his head in agreement.
"Let's go."
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Overhearing what Kiba said; Hinata stopped, spun around and glared at them.
"He did what?"
"Oh hey, Hinata. Akamaru…he um, he said…he said he bit her…butt."
Looking down at Akamaru, Hinata said, "Shame on you Akamaru. That was a very bad thing to do." Looking back to Kiba she said, "You should go and apologize to Sakura for his disobedience."
"But why do…"
"Inuzuka, Kiba! You are going to apologize to Sakura…and you too Akamaru."
To make sure they couldn't get away, she grabbed each of them by the ear and marched them down the crowded street.
Whine whine whine
"Ow ow ow ow…careful on the ear, Hinata!"
Watching the Hyuuga heiress pulling them down the street, Shikamaru got up and followed them.
This should be interesting to watch.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"Show's over! Go back to drowning your liver's!" Ino snapped at the deathly silent onlookers. Grabbing Sakura by the arm, she dragged her back over to the bar and forced he down onto a stool. Shooting up from the seat immediately, Sakura rubbed her backside and glared at the blonde.
"OW! Geez pig…I just had my ass bitten, I'd rather stand thanks!"
"Shit, sorry Sakura."
Leaning against the bar, Sakura tried to calm herself down doing the mental exercises Tsunade-shishou taught her.
'I can't believe that mutt bit us? I mean, just what the hell does he think we are…a piece of meat!"
Excuse me…I'm trying to calm down here…not get myself riled up all over again.
'Like hell! You need to go find Kiba and his good for nothing dog right now and lay down some serious hurt! We can't let them get away with destroying our already fragile and unstable dignity!"
Hmmmm…Yeah! You're right…
'Of course I'm right!'
…nobody does something like that to me and gets away with it!
'HELL YEAH!!'
"What the..? Wait Sakura! Where do you think you're going?"
Ino leaped up and dashed into the crowd after her.
"Sakura, wait!"
Catching up to her, she grabbed her by the shoulder and spun her around.
"Let go of me pig! I have some serious butt whomping to do."
Shaking her head no, Ino grabbed her both her arms and held on tight.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
That yell sounded like it came from this direction.
Turning the corner, Kakashi came upon a dense crowd of men. Males of every age were milling about. Some drunk and some well on their way. A few youngsters could be seen darting in and out of legs, while a few genin were giggling and blushing behind a snack stand.
Making his way into the crowd, Kakashi looked over the sea of heads trying to catch a glimpse of pink.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Stepping out of the med tent, Genma tucked the small slip of paper into the front pocket of his flak jacket.
Hehehe! I'll just give her a call tomorrow…
"Oi, Genma!"
"Well if it isn't fox-boy and emo-kid. Haven't seen you guys in awhile. Mission?"
Scowling at the nickname, Sasuke just ignored him.
"Yeah. We just got back yesterday from a month long mission to Mist. It was great seeing Inari again." (A/N: Inari is the little boy Naruto met on his first C-Ranked mission to Mist as a genin.)
"Have either of you guys seen Sakura yet today?"
When both shook their heads no, Genma grinned his trademark devilish grin and swooped down on them. Wrapping an arm over each of their shoulders, he proceeded to guide them to the bar.
"Hey Sasuke? Do you still have your camera?" Watching Sasuke nod his head in an affirmative, Genma continued on, "Good, you're going to need it!"
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Catching a flash of pink out of the corner of his eye, Kakashi made his way toward it.
Stopping dead in his tracks, the sight before him made his breath hitch and his mouth go instantly dry. Standing there in front of him with her back facing his way, Kakashi admired the very nice view. He noted the rabbit ears on top of her shoulder length cotton-candy pink hair and let his eyes blaze a trail down her corseted back to the white cotton tail resting on the top of her derriere.
Oh yes…very delectable!
Coming to stand a couple of feet away from her, Kakashi continued to enjoy the view.
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
"You need to calm down Sakura. As much as I agree that they need a serious ass-kicking, if you don't control yourself you may get carried away. They can't heal as fast as Naruto you know."
"Let go, Ino. I know perfectly well what I'm doing. I'm just going to smack them around a bit, not kill 'em!"
With great effort, Sakura finally managed to wrench her arms free from her friend's tight grasp. Taking a few steps back to regain her balance from the force she used to get herself free, Sakura came to an abrupt halt against something hard yet soft and fuzzy.
"Gomen…"
Turning around to apologize to who she bumped into, Sakura was struck dumb.
"So you do want to continue using my chest as a springboard."
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
A/N: Well what do you think? Please read and review.
