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Monday, September 11th, Charms

I can't not explain the pure happiness I feel right now.

What? Did Ryan Bond ask you out again or something?

Um, ew. Ryan Bond? Puh-lease!

Er, you went out with him last year. And when he broke it off, you wouldn't stop crying.

Yeah, and your point is?

I just thought you'd be happy if he asked you out again.

You don't know the whole story of why we broke up.

I don't?

No, you don't. But that isn't important right now.

It isn't?

No, Lily, it isn't.

What if I think it's important.

You know what. Just drop this subject.

Whatever, Issybee.

Anyway. Wait, did you just call me Issybee?

Yes, Issybee, I did.

Issybee. I kind of like that.

I'm brilliant.

Okay, Sirius Black.

What the hell? Why does everyone think I'm Sirius Black. Do I even look like him?

Of course not, Lily. Come on, he's a boy! And you are a girl. That is, unless you are hiding something.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. I'm a boy in disguise. My real name is Lyle and I like girls.

Really?!?! I never had any idea.

I was joking, Issy.

Oh. I knew that.

I'm not sure you did.

Whatever. We're dropping this subject, as well.

Sure we are.

Anyway. My pure happiness is because dear Ella isn't here.

That's an extremely nice thing to say.

No really. All she does is talk about Remus. It's like Remus this, Remus that. REMUS IS BLOODY EVERYTHING. It's driving me cuckoo. C u c k o o

I hate to say it, but you're right.

So I'm not the only one who's been driven cuckoo?

I have been too. I couldn't even write my Potions essay this weekend because she kept shrieking with joy.

Don't you have Potions on Friday?

Yes.

So you were going to write something over the weekend that WASN'T DUE UNTIL FRIDAY?

Yes.

You are so crazy. Or rather, cuckoo.

You know, one would think you would have known that about me.

Known what?

THAT I DO MY HOMEWORK AND STUDY EARLY!

I do know that. I just didn't know you were cuckoo.

Do you enjoy that word or something?

What, cuckoo?

Um yeah.

Well, yeah. It is a fun word to say. Cuckoo. Cuckoooo. Cuckoo. Cu—

STOP WITH THE CUCKOOS!

Eek, okay, I will. No need to lose your temper.

I did not lose my temper over the extreme use of the word cuckoo.

Oh come on Lily! You just did!

Did not

Did too

Did not

Did too

Did not

Did too

Did not

Did too!

POTTER! GET YOUR ARSE OUT OF HERE!

No need to swear Lilykins

NO NEED? THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD REASON TO SWEAR!

And what would that be?

YOU!

You see, most girls fall at my feet, but swearing works too.

YOU PRAT!

Uh Potter, I hate you and all and would love to see you get hexed, but me being the nice person I am, I'll give you some advice: GET OUT NOW!

And why sho

Tuesday, September 12th, Transfiguration

I am going to make a vow.

And that is…

To never hex Potter again.

And why is that?

Because I hate detentions! I am so behind on my homework now. And I have to do rounds tonight!

Behind meaning?

I haven't finished Thursday or Friday's homework! And I haven't started next week's!

Oh my gosh! It's the end of the world!

It is! Ella don't you agree with me?

Ella?

Yoohoo Ella!

ELLA!

OW! That hurt! Why'd you throw the notebook at me?

Because you were too busy staring at your beloved Remus.

But he's just so handsome! How can you not expect me to stare at my boyfriend?

Great Issy. Now she's going to explain how "gorgeous" Remus is.

Wait…you guys think it's BORING?

Very

But, you've never said anything

We did say stuff.

Like, I have to finish this essay

Or we have Quidditch practice.

And we went places like the library

Or the Quidditch pitch.

I guess I never got your message

No kidding

Anyway. Wait,what was the whole point of needing to talk to Ella?

Because I'm your friend

No no that wasn't it.

Oh so I'm not your friend?

Ellaaa! You're our best friend! That just wasn't the reason we needed you

Ugh! What was it?

Come to think about it, was there even a reason?

So you guys interrupted my staring session for no reason?

WAIT! THERE WAS A REASON!

What was it?

I wanted to hit Ella with your notebook.

That was NOT the reason. I'm sure of that.

Well, that was my reason, so I guess I can't help you.

Why don't you just look up at the beginning of the notes?

HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID!

Yeah, how could you?

Jeesh Lily. You sure you aren't a blonde?

Ha Ha.

She is NOT a blonde. I mean come on! Ella, look at her hair. It's bright red!

I didn't mean her hair! Goodness! Both of you are such blondes.

I AM NOT A BLONDE! I AM A PROUD BRUNETTE!

Oh Merlin! She didn't mean your hair! She meant your brain!

How can my brain have hair?

I am just going to ignore you. Oh and Ella, the question I was going to ask you was stupid, so yeah.

Whatever. Can I go back and stare?

No.

WHY?

Because this class is over.

Oh…

We should have the name of the three blondes.

But were NOT BLONDE!

Wednesday, September 13th, Herbology

My mind is permanently scarred.

Lily! I am so sorry!

I never knew Remus was the broom closet kind of guy.

He isn't. I mean, where else were we supposed to go?

Nowhere.

Both of our friends were in dorms. And plus boys can't go in the girl's dorm. And we weren't going to kiss in the common room. How tacky?

Broom closets are tacky.

Less tacky than the common room.

Glad you weren't in the common room. That would be nasty.

FOR THE LAST TIME! NOTHING HAPPENED!

Nothing?

Well okay, we kissed a bit, BUT THAT'S IT!

Sure looked like a bit more to me.

Ugh…why'd you even open the door?

When prefects do rounds, we are supposed to check broom closets for people in there.

Yeah but why'd you have to open MINE?

I didn't know you were in there. I mean, there wasn't a big sign saying Ella and Remus are in here.

Ugh. But you didn't have to scream bloody murder!

I saw my two of my friends in a broom closet snogging each other's faces off! What was I supposed to do? It freaked me out!

Yeah, well, you landed us in a detention tonight doing lines!

Not my fault! You shouldn't have been kissing in the first place!

Oh pfft. Oh and can I use this tonight during my detention.

So am I supposed to give my friend a notebook to pass notes in during a detention that she deserved?

Yes.

Oh fine!

Wednesday, September 13th, Arithmancy

Erm. Sorry.

Sorry is the word.

I mean. She came up with the idea.

It just grossed me out.

I'm sure it did. I know how you feel.

I'm so sure you do.

No really. I have lost count of the times I have walked on James or Sirius and they weren't just kissing.

Um, disgusting?

Yeah. Very.

Okay. You do know how I feel.

Yeah.

Sorry I landed you in a detention.

It's okay, and hey, it's with Ella.

Whatever, Well enjoy your detention. Just don't start making out on the desk or anything.

I won't. Oh and by the way, I have never heard someone scream so loud.

Ha Ha.

On a piece of scrap paper……

ELLA! HOW COULD YOU LOSE MY NOTEBOOK?

SORRY! I JUST FORGOT IT!

NOW WE DON'T HAVE A NOTEBOOK TO WRITE IN!

Right on!

Look, I'll go back and get it okay.

On another piece of scrap paper……

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WASN'T THERE!

NIETHER CAN I

Sorry!

DID YOU CHECK EVERYWHERE?

YES! AND IT WASN'T THERE!

Now we have no notebook.

It was a cool notebook. It had all of those charm things on it.

And we can't keep writing on spare parchment. I'll need it all.

So what are we going to do?

Maybe we should quit notes all together.

WHAT! WHY!

Yeah, classes are getting kind of hard

We could start again, so not all hope is lost Issy. Hey, I might get a new notebook for Christmas.

Yeah.

FINE YOU EVIL PEOPLE!

A/N: Don't worry, they'll start writing notes again. Just not soon, because someone found it, and you can only guess who...