NaruHina Misadventures

Episode 2:

The Mission

Part 3

Disclaimer: No, Naruto and any other thing I pull from something that is not mine is not mine. They belong to their owners. However, things I say are mine are as wllk as the plot. Things I say are mine will be labeled.

Me: Ahhhh... Hey everybody. I'm baaack. Hey, what's up with you two?

Naruto/Hinata: Francis, you left us in this room for five months...

Me: Ohhhhh... I thought I was forgetting something...

Nar/Hin: May you burn in hell...

Me: Sorry, I forget things... Well, you will be happy to know that you two will be in the special that I poorly wrote over the summer.

Nar/Hin: It is almost spring...

Me: Sorry...


The Training Grounds Clearing:

In Story Mode:

Me: ZZZZZZ...

Shikamaru: So-

Me: ZZZ...

Shi: Loud-

Me: ZZZ...

Shi: So-

Me: ZZZ...

Shi: Troublesome...

Me: ZZZ...

As you can tell from this scene, I am sleeping and Shikamaru is complaining about my snoring. (A/N: I don't snore. I just thought it would be funny. Twisted sense of humor.) Just then, another person started to run up the hill in the clearing we were.

Person: Francis!!! Wake up you lazy bum!!!

The person then proceded to kick my sleeping self in the stomach.

Me: OWWWWW!!!!! THAT HURT DAMNIT!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROB- GLENN???!!!

Just then, I finally found my manners that always seem to go missing during summer break.

Me: Uh... H-How did you get here Glenn? I am just... Uh... D-Don't kill me!!!

Shi: Hey Francis, who is this? Why are you so frightened by him? He is shorter and younger than you. Why am I asking anyway? So troublesome.

Me: Yeah he is. But he knows how to make people hurt when he wants to. He knows pressure points and can how to tazer (A/N: Hope I spelled that right. If not, Glenn don't kill me.) and other stuff. Even if he couldn't he can still hit pretty hard. If he wants to.

Glenn: Hey I can do my own introduction you know.

Me: DON'T KILL ME!!!!!

Gle: I'm not gonna kill you. So paranoid. And as for how I got here, I have no idea. Yesterday, I was just walking by your house and then I just blinked and then the next thing I knew I was walking down the streets of Konoha.

Me: Ah. I knew I was forgetting something. Yesterday I must have forgot to close the gateway between the real world and my fanfiction world. I should bring anyone who wandered in back home.

POOF!!!

I disappear.

POOF!!!

I reappear just a few seconds later.

Me: Done.

Gle: You know, I had a feeling this was your fault.

Me: I don't do everything wrong...

Gle: Yeah you do.

Me: No...

Shi: ZZZZZZ...

Me/Gle: ...WTF.

A Few Minutes Later:

Gle: So this is your fanfiction?

Me: Yeah. It is mine. Except for the people in it. They belong to whoever owns them. Anyway, I was gonna summon you here today anyway. I need you for a-

Gle: Is it about Naruto and Hinata?

Me: ...Yes.

Gle: I got something to tell you about them. Hiashi is trying to break them up.

Me: I know. That was what I was going to say. I need you to help me to stop the scheme. Come to think about it, I might need more people. Glenn, meet me in front of Konoha's gate in a day. Tomorrow at 6:00 PM. I'll tell your parents not to worry about you.

A day later at the Gates of Konoha

Naruto: What is your village like Kogenota-san(A/N: Mine)?

Kogenota: Please Naruto. There is no need for honorifics between two friends who enjoy ramen.

Nar: Fine, Kogenota nii-san.

Kog: Seriously. Stop it with the honorifics. As for your question, Kiashi village(A/N: My made up village.) is kinda small. But even though, it is practically bursting with activity. We have very few ninja in our village but our leader, Nakano-sama(A/N: My made up person), is always there to protect us. He might not be as strong as your Hokage, but we still respect him and his kind ways.

Nar: Wow... He sounds like a great man.

Kog: He is. Anyways, for the details I promised you, just take me back to the village and then train the villagers for battle.

Nar: Battle? What battle? I thought by "resolve a rivalry," Tsunade Baa-chan meant peace talks or something else.

Kog: Nope. A battle. You know, two forces going for each others necks and all that. So like I was saying, just help us beat the guys from Saizen with training and in the battle itself. We would really appreciate the help since most of us from my village can't even beat the kids from your academy. We learned that when they came over to see a fighting tornament. Aparently, some of the kids entered and, well, wasn't very pretty. Well maybe a little 'cause, see, this one kid won the tornament with this really weird move.

Nar: Can you describe the kid?

Kog: Sure. He was a short guy. Brown hair, eyes, and he wore goggles on his head too.

Nar: Did the move by chance involve a naked lady covering her "areas," in smoke?

Kog: Yes. How do you know that?

Nar: That's my move! The kid was probably Konohamaru. Now that I think about, a few weeks ago he did say he won a tornament using my move.

Kog: You taught him that??!!

Nar: Um... Yeah...

Kog: ... THEN WE CAN EASILY WIN THE BATTLE AND ANY AFTER IT!!!!! You see, most, if not all, of the people in Saizen are perverts. Now we have ourselfs a new secret weapon. HAHAHAHA!!!!

Nar: Oh boy... Teaching it to a kid hurt a lot. Teaching an entire village, I just hope I don't die before the battle. I wonder how Hinata is doing?

Silence for the rest of the day. Then...

Kog: There is the village.

End Part 1 of Part 3


Me: Hello everyone. I hope you have enjoyed part 1 of part 3. More to go on the way. Take this opportunity to rest your eyes or stop for the day. Then continue.

Ok. Hit it voice-over me.

Voice-Over Me: To go foward we must go back. The reason, you ask? It is obvious, is it not? I'm just too lazy to write two travel chapters. So from Naruto we go a day back to Hinata's trip. It might save the chapter from just simple talk and banter to something more interesting so-

Nar/Hinata: GET ON WITH IT!!!


Part 2 of Part 3

Hinata was standing at the village gate. She seemed quite upset. Some of the passerby noticed she was standing there since 2:55 PM. They guessed she was waiting for someone. However it has already been an hour and the someone still hasn't appeared. Yet Hinata wasn't upset of the person's tardiness. Instead, she was upset that she cannot be with her beloved Naruto for who knows how long. She told Naruto before she came here so he knows she will be on a mission for a while while waiting for their ramen that morning.

Hin: He will probably forget, since he is Naruto, but he deserves an explanation. I don't know why I was chosen for the mission though. I can't fight well at all. But I guess father has his reasons. But where is the client?

Hinata stood there for five minutes longer when she felt something pulling on her jacket. A voice then calls out.

???: Are you the one they sent to help my village?

Hinata turns in the direction of the voice and the pull only to find a little girl who barely looked older than five.

In Hin Head: This is the client that father spoke about? Can't be. Must be the daughter. I didn't apply for babysitting...

Hin: Um... Are you from... Saizen?

Little Girl: Yes.

Hin: I guess so then. What is your name? Shouldn't you be with your parents?

Little Girl: My name is Hitama Noribusa. Father and Mother are at the Hokage's place. They said they will come once they get a "dobbier" on the person who will help us.

Hin: Um... Don't you mean "dossier"?

Hit: Thats it. Are you really the person? I thought you were older. Can you really fight? What is your name? Are you strong? What is your family like? Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Hinata's eye started to twitch because of the endless sea of questions. And each question is getting more and more personal. Both as her as a ninja and as a girl. It was too much. Hinata is now really irritated and was about to snap when two voices call out.

???1/???2: Hitama, stop bothering the citizens of Konoha.

In Hin's Head: Thank you God!!!

???1/???2: So sorry about that young miss. Our little Hitama has an active imagination and likes to guess about things. Her endless questions are her way of finding out if she guessed right.

In Hin's Head: EEP!!! They were really endless? I thought that was just an expression!!!

Hinata is shocked but no one notices. Then she regains her composition and says:

Hin: It's ok. So I take it that you two are Mr. and Mrs. Noribusa? The ones who requested the aid of one of Konoha's ninja for a war?

Mr. Noribusa: I take it that you are the one we have to help us?

Mrs. Noribusa: Don't jump to conclusions honey. Check the dossier first.

Mr. N: Oh all right. Let's see here. Hm... female, bluish hair, pale eyes and skin, 12 years of age... Seems to fit the description. What is your name?

Hin: Hinata Hyuga.

Hit: Of the prestigust Hyuga clan??!!

Hin: Um... don't you mean "prestigious?"

Hit: Yeah that!!!

Hin: Yes I am. I am from the Hyuga clan.

Hit: I think I heard of you!!! A month ago I heard someone say something about you being the weakest Hyuga in your family!!!

Mrs. N: Hitama!!!

Those words shocked and deeply hurt Hinata. "The weakest Hyuga in your family."

In Hin's Head: Impossible!!! That can't be, it just can't. I mean, my stutter is gone and I don't run away or hide anymore, and even Naruto-kun said I am great!!! i have become stronger!!! Haven't I? I know I have but still people don't think so? Why...

Hinata wanted to know why people still think that. She wanted to cry because people still think so. But she also didn't want to because there were still perfect strangers in front of her. She fought the urge to cry with all her will power. But even though she tried her hardest to resist, she failed. A single tear fell down her face. God must have been looking after her there because luckily for her that everyone was busy doing something and never saw the tear. Again, she has to regain herself before speaking. This time is harder. She speaks.

Hin: Don't worry Mr. and Mrs. Noribusa. I took no offense. She is still young and I am sure she didn't know that that could offend. Anyway' why don't we start heading out. Your village is quite far away from Konoha, right?

And so they did.

End Part 2 of Part 3


Me: Another week, another part. Yes I am lazy. Deal with it. Anyway we got even further along the special now. I'm calling it a special because I am too lazy to come up for a word for 3-part-event-I-made-because-I-am-too-lazy-to-seperate-the-parts. Now then I'm gonna say the results of the poll at this point now.

Hinata: 6 1/2

Sakura: Uh, wait, Sakura was in the poll? The only things in the poll box is Hinata's name and a half eaten sweatsock... Ooh, and a coupon for GameStop YAY!!!

Uh... Yeah you know what? This poll will obviously go to Hinata. Lets throw a party for the winner who is obviously the greatest kunoichi to come out of Konoha...after I announce this new poll to take it's place. The new poll is that Naruto is cursed with bad luck. And not just him but his entire family and anyone who comes into contact with him long enough. I will give the reasons I think this later. Now then, you can read this fiction for very long. I don't plan on stopping this anytime soon. The reason for delays is just because I am lazy. Anyways enough talking. Not much happened with Hinata so now let's get back to the real star. ME!!!

Nar/Hin (in a corner)[Still not doing "it" so stop asking: (Whisper) He is so full of himself.

Hitama: (Whisper) Yeah. What an emo.

Nar: Hahahahaha!!! I think you mean "ego"!!! Hahahahaha!!!

Hin: Tee hee hee...

Me: Whats this about an ego?

Nar/Hin/Hit: Um... Nothin'...


Part 3 of Part 3

A day afterward and back to the present, (Naruto's trip time) In the forests surrounding Kiashi Village, we find 4 people. Two of them were Glenn and I. The other 2 were our friends from the real world, Troi and Kenny. Oh? You want to know how they got to this world?

Flashback to outside Konoha earlier today:

Gle: Hey Francis, if we are going to stop a war, shouldn't we have more troops to intercept to armies?

Fra: Spoken like a true FFTactics Master. I thought you would never ask. Behold my powers of world manipulation!

Pulling out my "Power Pad" as I have dubbed it, and spinning it around fancily, I flipped it to a new page and wrote at supersonic speed.

In P.P.: I summon my two friends, Troi and Kenny, using my Power Pad.

And sure enough, as soon as I put down the period, a bright light engulfed out location and the two people whose names I wrote down were falling out of the sky all Kingdom Hearts style (A/N: You know, the meteor-like fall). I jumped and caught them both by the ankle all ninja style, landing all fancily on a tree branch holding the two over the ground. Then down to the forest floor I took them. They came out of their shocked state the second I landed.

Kenny: Francis? Glenn? Where are we?

Troi: More importantly, how the heck did you do that?

Me: Oh yeah. Glenn, I forgot to mention that in my Naruto fanfiction, all humans from our world have the skills of a ninja. Well, the basic Genin skills at first.

Tro/Ken: Who-said-what-now??!!

Gle: You know, I was just about to ask about that.

After that, Glenn explained the situation and then I taught them the ways of the ninja.

End Flashback

Me: Hmmm... This spot looks good to set up camp. Right?

Tro: I don't know.

Ken: I don't really like it much.

Me: Then its perfect.

Ken: Hey!!!

Me: Hay is for horses. Just help us set up camp.

30 minutes later

Tro: That piece goes there! No not there! Give me that!

Gle: This is not good. We're not even done with the structure of the first tent and wasted an entire half hour fighting over where the stupid pieces go. Francis, can't you use your pad to get the tents to make themselves?

Me: Yeah but then we would miss out on the experience and the chance to deepen our youthful bond of youthful friendship youthfully.

Gle: Okay, first of all, stop talking like Gai and/or Lee. Second, Troi and Kenny are killing each other over the tents and how to set them up. Third, there is about fifty pieces for a tent and a good amount of tent kits to set up.

Me: Don't tell me they tried to set it up manually. UHHHH... Give Me That!!!

I took the pieces for the tent and stuffed them back in the tent kit. I closed the kit and pulled the tag that's on it's side. The kit started shaking so I dropped it on the ground. A "pop" sound could be heard and then a tent appeared where the kit used to be.

Me: There we go.

Gle: And what so called experience do we get in that!?

Me: The kind you are supposed to get from camping. Experience at kicking back and relaxing.

Gle: How different was that from writing it down in your pad?

Me: If I wrote it I would be the only one not relaxing. This way, we share the work and the relaxing.

Ken: And to think we were going to set it all up normally.

Tro: Why are there so many tents anyway?

Me: You're kidding me. Do you actually believe that we are strong enough to stop a war between two villages trained by two Konoha shinobi alone? I called in some extra help.

Gle/Tro/Ken: Who?

I whipped out my P.P. and wrote down:

In P.P.: I summon the people I asked to help with the war.

A bright light like before decended and a whole group of people decended with it.

Me: Hey guys. Everyone, meet Glenn, Troi, and I think you all know Kenny. Glenn, Troi, and I think you know them all Kenny, but meet Johnson,Tyler, Sam, Claude, Nicole, Amanda, Elizabeth, and Julie (A/N: If I forgot someone, sorry. If I included you when I didn't even ask you, sorry.)

Everyone: ...

Everyone: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?!?!?!

End Part 3 of 3


Me: Hey everybody. Hope you liked the latest installment of NaruHinaMisadventures. I'm sorry for not updating sooner and laziness is not an excuse. I have been a bad boy... Now then on to something less sad than a teen with no life feeling sorry, the reason I think Naruto and his family plus anyone who comes into contact with him long enough, is cursed with bad luck.

Naruto has the Kyuubi sealed inside him and pretty much the entire vilage hates him for saving everyone.

Lee got his arm and leg broken by Gaara during the Chuunin exams after stopping Naruto from beating Neji up after he nearly killed Hinata.

Naruto's father, though he doesn't know it yet, the Fourth Hokage, has a child born on the same day the Kyuubi attacks and has to sacrifice his baby to keep the village safe.

So on and so forth. Think of something else because there is so much more to think of, good for you. Just say if you agree with the main idea. Do you think that Naruto's family and anyone he comes in contact with long enough is cursed with his bad luck? And, once again, really sorry about the delay.