The next day the ninja in Wave were at the edge of the bridge training. Those who couldn't water walk yet were learning it and the others were training while on the water. On the bridge Methos looked below and said "I wonder, what would he say to someone copying his miracle."
Jiraiya asked "Who."
Methos thought a moment and said "A champion of the masses...so are you going to ask me or keep trying to figure out the answer by looking at me."
Jiraiya said "I don't know what your talking about."
Methos snorts and said "Coward."
Kakashi came up on to both men and said "Jiraiya-sama, I was wondering. Do you have any chakra paper."
Jiraiya asked "Why."
Kakashi said "Because I want to start training my students in elemental manipulation and I think I know what thier elements are but I would like to make sure."
Asuma said "Why are you starting them on that already. Most don't learn it till thier Chunnin."
Kakashi said "I know...but my teams got a target on it's back because of Naruto parents, the Kyuubi, and what has happened here...also...something has been bothering me for a while...how did Itachi know that Naruto was missing."
Jiraiya looked over and asked "What do you mean."
Kakashi said "Itachi and Kisame Hoshigaki I believe from the description Naruto gave me met Naruto and they claimed they were looking for him for the Kyuubi. They said they heard he had disappeared here in Wave and came looking for him...but how did they find out so soon. My message could have only got to Konoha 2 days earlier at that point."
Kurenai frowned and said "Only a few people in Konoha knows also...just those of us on this mission, the Hokage...and maybe a dozen others at most."
Jiraiya said "I see...if the kid met Itachi, why didn't they take him."
Kakashi said "Naruto abilities with Illusions allowed him to counter THAT genjutsu."
Jiraiya eyes widen and Methos said "Fuck it, I'm bored, lets see how he handles this, HEY MAELSTROM."
Naruto who was attempting to move the water below him stopped and looked up at the bridge and said "YEAH, WHAT."
Methos said "You know Connar learned his illusions from another right."
Naruto thought a moment and said "Yeah."
Methos smirked and said "So did I. Illusion vs Illusion, My titan vs yours." as he looked at the water out at the sea and it began to bubble slowly and then increase as the water started to turn more and more and a serpent head began to raise out of the water scaring everyone and Methos said "Behold, Leviathan." as the serpent screeched.
Naruto said "But I can't do that."
Methos said "Yes you can. You already have one chosen for you...Just show WHO is the lord of Illusion."
Jiraiya said "What are you doing." as he grab Methos arm.
Methos said "Teaching him. An Illusion can be as real or as fake as the person who creates it. When I was with the Horsemen we came across the lord of illisions. When we went to destroy his village he did the same thing I am doing now. He created an illusion of a golem titan that kept us from being able to defeat him for over 200 years...In the end I made a deal with him, we would leave his village and country alone in exchange for teaching us this. Even after learning to do this, I was never able to defeat that man. One of the few I can honestly say was superior to me...but Maelstrom needs to learn this if he is to survive meeting my students."
Down on the water Naruto who had went over the words Methos said frowned and closed his eyes and began to concentrate and a ripple began on the shore and a golden light began to appear as the Kyuubi appeared for just a second before disappearing and Naruto fell to his knees on the water panting.
Methos said "Not bad kid, not bad." as the Leviathan went back into the sea and disappeared.
Jiraiya said "Are you nuts. Having him summon the Kyuubi." as he poked Methos in the chest.
Methos looked at Jiraiya hands and said "It's not the real Kyuubi, it is an illusion completely controlled by the kid...by the way, touch me like that again and I'll cut off your fingers and cut out your eyes and shove your fingers in your eye sockets and you eyes up your ass."
Jiraiya flinched and the sound of someone walking up was heard and Naruto came up to them and said "Why did you want me to do that."
Methos said "Because your going to need to train your body and mind kid. These parlor tricks you are doing are amusing and can give you an element of suprise over others...but you haven't even thought of the real use of what you are playing with. I've used Illusions to sink ships, burn villages, destroy crops and flood entire countries. I've even used them to make an army run in fear from me. An illusion can be as powerful or weak as you want it to be. You could make a person believe they are drowning or choking to death until thier mind shuts down, make them believe thier on fire, that a swarm of locus has destroyed a farmers crop. Make a man believe his family are all alive and having fun outside while their blood dries on the ground besides thier corpses or make a person believe everyone they know is dead and they are slowly bleeding to death. An illusion is only as good until it is proven to be fake. From what I understand your lady friend is living proof of that since she's been a he all these years."
Naruto looked down and asked "But why would I want to learn that. I mean...I know it can be used to get a quick advantage from the memories I have but it wasn't really that big of a help."
Methos said "That's because Connar never finished his training in it and because he never learned the golden rule for illusions. Know reality."
Kurenai asked "Know reality...what do you mean." looking currious.
Methos said "Kid, make a kagebunshin."
Naruto made one and Methos said "Now watch." as he stab the Kagebunshin and it went up in smoke.
Jiraiya said "What about it. It went up in smoke like it's suppose to."
Methos said "Then make another but this time think that if it gets cut it bleeds like you would as you make it."
Naruto frowned and concentrated as he made it and Methos stab it and it bleed for a second before going up in smoke again.
Naruto said "But it only lasted a second extra and that was a lot harder."
Methos said "Yes, but that second could give you an advantage. Use the knowledge you have of anatomy and body functions when you make your next one. Remember where what organs go, where what armor goes where. How much a human body weighs. The more detail you get use to adding to your clone the longer it last. I'll give whoever created that jutsu credit for getting it as far as they did...but they left it unfinished."
Naruto thought a moment and said "That's sort of what Connar was telling me about my swords I was making it. Like if my swords hit something they vibrate and cut and block and a half a dozen other things."
Methos said "Right, the more you know about an object the easier it is to make an illusion of it. Swords were easy since you know so much but if you take what you know about humans and animals and take that illusion of Kyuubi you could turn it into your own personal titan. The reason yours destroyed so fast is you didn't give it lunges to breath. My leviathon can live on land or under the sea because I gave it both lunges that are the right size for it but also gills."
Naruto said "I...I think I understand...but why are you really having me do this."
Methos said "By knowing how to create something you know how to destroy it also. The more advance you can make an illusion, the easier it will be for you to notice other illusions and destroy them. If my leviathan didn't have gills then he couldn't stay under water very long and once you realised that then he would have disappeared. If he didn't have lunges he couldn't stay above water for long either. Fighting illusions is knowing what takes what to work. Once you find something that doesn't work in real life then the illusion will automatically shatter. Being strong and fast wins battles...but being smart wins more."
Jiraiya sighed after a moment going over his own knowledge and said "I hate to admit it kid but he's right. Also by knowing what works and doesn't work makes it easier for you to know how to defeat someone outside of an illusion also."
Methos said "Now that you know your homework for the week, in one weeks time I expect you to at least be able to face my leviathon. If you want, start on forming a small Kyuubi first."
Naruto asked "But why Kyuubi."
Methos said "Intimidation. Most people know you as the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. By being able to create an illusion of the Kyuubi people will be less likely to suspect it's an illusion and will be more willing to believe that you have mastered the Kyuubi."
Asuma asked "But wouldn't them knowing it's an illusion destroy it."
Methos shook his head no and said "Knowing it is an illusion is one thing, but to beat an illusion you must prove to yourself that it is an illusion. That is why I was never able to beat the guy who taught me to make illusions. No matter what I created to face him, he could look at it for just a few seconds and figure out what was wrong with it..the worst part though was he wouldn't tell me what I did wrong."
Kurenai said "And anyone could do this."
Methos said "Yeah...why."
Kurenai just shook her head and Methos said "Anyways, is the real you done down below or are you still going to train more."
Naruto said "Boss said he was going to train as long as the others do. He doesn't want to focus so much on Kenjutsu that his others skills are destroyed."
Methos nod and said "In that case, I am going to take a stance and you are going to tell me what my possible moves are from that stance while demonstrating them. Everyone you miss will cost you going through everyone of those next stances 10 times."
Naruto paled and Asume whistled and said "Reminds me of Gai."
Kakashi shivered and nods before he asked "So anyways, do you got those papers. I usually carry some with me if I'm expecting to encounter ninja in case they are using a type of jutsu I never encounter before but this was suppose to be a simple C-rank." as he looks at Jiraiya.
Over the next couple of days ALL of the gennin present began to learn a little about thier elements. Asuma helped Naruto to teach him to use his wind chakra and showed him how he could agment his weapons, Kakashi began to teach Sasuke and Ino Lightning manipulation. Sakura and Shikamaru both began to learn water manipulation and Choji and Kiba began to learn earth manipulation. Shino declined stating his 'allies' made it difficult to learn ninjutsu until he had at least high chunnin chakra reserves. As such he was doing advance chakra control excercises.
Unknown to everyone, Naruto had 2 kagebunshins working on each of the things the others were learning on top of wind manipulation as well as having 2 work on illusions and 1 working with Methos on reviewing stances in kenjutsu and taijutsu. Well, Naruto thought no one notice but each of the others gennin and Jounin had discovered the secret but knowing what Naruto was facing, none were willing to let him know so he would keep working so hard.
The following week as the bridge neared compleation the gennins began to train in the woods again. On the bridge the sensei had taken to 2 watching while the gennin trained under the supervision of the other 2...mostly Jiraiya though wanting to look at Kurenai and Tsunami when she came by to bring water or food.
Naruto was sparing with Methos again when Inari who had came out to watch the gennins train said in an unsure voice "Um...Dad."
Silence went through the clearing as everyone looked over at Inari who was looking at Naruto.
Naruto asked "You say something Inari."
Inari said "Yeah...um...mom told me about the fact I'm going to have a little brother or sister and that we are moving to Konoha...She told me that you were the father and...does that make me your son also." in an unsure voice.
Naruto said "Well...what do you think about it. I mean do you like the idea of me being your dad."
Inari looked down and said "I...I don't know...I..."
Naruto walked over and nealed down next to Inari and said "Inari...do you see this sword."
Inari nods and Naruto said "In a way, you and this sword are a lot alike. You see, this sword isn't just a piece of metal. It's got it's own history, it's own life. Look closely at the blade here...if you look real carefully you can see where the first time it loss it's father."
Inari blinked and said "Father...how can a sword have a father."
Naruto said "A sword isn't just a useless tool that you swing around. A real sword is a part of you and comes from your own blood. As you train to use it and turn it from a lump of metal that is swung around like and idiot into a sword that can be respected you put your blood, sweat, tears, and heart into it...just like you would raising a child. This sword has had 3 fathers. The first father who gave birth to it, the next was a man who took care of it and gave it strength, and finally the last who is trying to temper it into what it was meant to be...I know I'm not your birth father, and I know I wasn't there to care of you and give you strength...but if you will let me, just as this sword is, I am willing to be there to temper you into what you are meant to be...the question is will you accept my hand or will you cut me." as he held the sword flat in both his hands.
Inari looked at the blade and looked where Naruto showed the sword had been reforged and then he moved up the blade slowly and said "This...this is where it's second father was." as he saw a very slight color change and then he moved his hand forward to anotehr slight color change and said "And this is you."
Naruto nods and Inari slowly looked up into Naruto eyes and said "But what will I be tempered into."
Naruto said "Whatever you want to be...whatever it is you want...here." as he pointed his finger at Inari heart.
Inari bit his lip and said "I...I don't understand."
Naruto asked "What do you want here...what is it that you desire more then anything else."
Inari looked down and said "I...I don't want what happened with Gato to happen again...I...I don't want to see mom cry...and I don't want to lose anyone like him."
Naruto said "So you want to learn to protect huh...are you wanting to protect just yourself and your family...or do you want to protect all those who are suffering like Wave has."
Inari looked up and said "I...I don't want to see anyone like we have been here in Wave."
Naruto stood up and said "Then you need to learn to be strong in not just body...but also in mind and heart."
Inari had a flashback of hearing something similar from Kaiza and asked "What do you mean."
Naruto thought and said "When I was growing up...I..I didn't have parents...I didn't really have anyone...but an old man who would take time out of his hard work and take me out for a warm bowl of ramen...a lot of nights I went to bed hungry...and some nights I even went to bed in the cold out in the rain and the weather, but the Sandaime found me on the streets and gave me an apartment to live in..and money to buy food..it wasn't much, but it gave me strength to stay alive...and gave me a warm spot in my heart for the man...There was also another old man, a cook, and a daughter, who would let me eat for free and talk about what it was that was bothering me and try and help me smile every day I saw them and let me know someone cared...For those 3...I would be willing to die to protect them...and if anyone ever threatened to harm those 3, I would the strength in my heart, to fight to my last breath, in my mind I would never give up or surrender, and in my body, I would use every once of strength I had until I had none left and I would keep on going until they were safe."
Inari bit his lip and asked "But only those 3."
Naruto rubbed Inari hair and said "No silly...I would do that for ANY of my precious people...that includes your mom and you as well...son."
Inari eyes widen and he wiped tears off his cheeks and said "I want to be strong like you."
Naruto smiled and stood up and said "Then the first thing you need to do is think about those that you wish to protect...remember them...every time your body feels tired, feels ready to give up...ask yourself...am I strong enough...did I do enough...when you answer that question, you'll find new strength to keep going on...can you think of what you want to protect."
Inari nods and Naruto said "Then put that memory here and here." as he touched Inari chest where his heart was and Inari head and said "And start getting strong. Your mom is packing things for the move. Go home and help her and if she doesn't need anything you can help with then ask can you goto the bridge and ask to help there. Give water to those who are thirsty, or bring tools to them...do whatever it takes to make it easier on others by carrying some of the burden they carry. Then you will become stronger."
Inari said "But what happens when I can't carry anything else."
Sasuke walked over and placed her hand on Naruto shoulder and said "Then your precious people will help you by helping to carry some of the burden also, to make them stronger as well as you."
Inari smiled and said "Then I better get going...and don't get weak dad. I'll be stronger then you someday." as he ran off.
Off to the side Shikamaru said "Troublesome." as he got up off the ground and began to lightly jog up a tree.
Kiba said "Man dude, when did you get so deep."
Naruto said "About the same time you had your last bath mutt." causing everyone else to laugh while Kiba said "HEY."
Naruto smiled and said "Thanks." as he looked at Sasuke.
Sasuke said "Remember your own words...and mine as well dobe."
Naruto said "Teme." half heartedly.
Ino screamed "Get a room you two." causing Sasuke to blush
Sasuke said "Sorry Ino, there's no men's room around here." causing Ino to turn red and glare at Sasuke.
Methos said "So, kid, you ready to show me your kitsune."
Naruto said "Can I just do the smaller one right now."
Methos said "Sure."
Naruto nods and he began to concentrate and a 5 foot tall Kyuubi appeared and Methos looked at it and kicked it in the face causing it to turn to gold and Methos said "A cool entrance can also make the difference between making a person believe it is real or fake. A demon fox doesn't just appear in a shower of gold or appear out of thin air. You fail so you know what that means right." as he pulled out his sword.
Naruto said "Um...a free kenjutsu lesson."
Methos said "Nope." as chains shot out of the woods and wrapped around Naruto arms and legs stopping him and Methos walked forward and said "Your punishment is 1000 cuts of pain." as he stab Naruto in the stomach.
Naruto winced and said "I thought you said cuts, not stab."
Methos removed his blade and said "Hey, it looks like a cut from where I'm standing, that's one, only 999 more to go." as he stab Naruto in the arm this time.
Sasuke grunted and began to walk away and Naruto said "Traitor."
Over the next 3 weeks the great Naruto bridge was finished. When asked why it was named that Tazuna mearly looked at the people of Wave and said "This kid brought together the people who freed our country. He gave his own flesh, blood, sweat, and tears toward that goal. He gave my family hope and in my eyes I see him as a hero, a person I believe will stand the test of time as an immortal icon and so I name this bridge after him because like him I believe this bridge shall become an immortal icon and will stand the test of time."
At this everyone agreed that it was a good name. It also might have been for the 30 man bag pipe marching band that was there to create music for the event. Kiba howled in misery from it and Methos laughed his ass off and said "Connar, you would be proud, along with you Duncan."
Tazuna, Tsunami, and Inari also packed up thier stuff with help from Jiraiya who created storage scrolls so they wouldn't leave anything behind it went rather easy.
Kakashi to his word helped his team get stronger by having them each start working on jutsu each from their elemental affinities with Sasuke getting fire, Naruto Wind, and Sakura Water.
Naruto spent a LOT of time with Methos attacking each other and the others began to get a grudging respect for not only Naruto for his new skills and sometimes insights of wisdom but also Methos who was basically showing them all thousands of years of sword skills as he beat the living fuck out of Naruto with his kenjutsu skills. Also Naruto training with Illusion progressed also as Naruto began to make stronger and better illusions.
Finally the group began it's quest back to Konoha. Tazuna, Tsunami, and Inari set in a wagon that was slightly modified from one being pulled by a person to one being pulled by a horse that Naruto created and Methos was driving.
It took 3 days for the group to make it to Konoha. As the group caught sight of the gates Naruto and Sasuke both were covered in gold as both appeared as thier old self and Sasuke said "What the hell dobe."
Naruto said "I'll drop it when we see the Sandaime but I don't want to cause more trouble then necessary with my family here."
Sasuke frowns but nods as the group continued on.
As they got to the gates both Methos and Naruto froze and looked at each other and Naruto said "Methos, there's..."
Methos said "Yeah, I feel it also."
Sasuke frowned and said "Someone's here already."
Suddenly a screech was heard and everyone looked up and saw Tora sitting on the top of the gates and she hissed before jumping off the gates and flying at Methos but what shocked everyone was when daggers appeared on Tora front paws and and she landed on her hind legs where Methos had been moments before he jumped off and said "NO FUCKING WAY. TORA."
Methos jumped back as Tora jumped at him again spinning in the air trying to cut off his head with the dagger being held to Tora feet with chakra and Naruto said "What the hell Methos."
Methos kicked Tora away and said "Remember how I told you I cut out my wifes heart, cut it into pieces, grilled it, and then fed it to her cat before killing it."
Naruto paled and said "Don't tell me."
Methos said "Yeah, that's the cat, ow." as he was stab in the arm by a kunai before he grabbed Tora by it's neck slammed it's head into the ground several times before grabbing it by the tail and swinging it around his head and slamming it against several trees before throwing it at the wall.
Tora body slumed against the wall and Methos said "Damn cat never did like me." as he pulled the kunai out of his arm.
The sound of bones poping back into place was heard as everyone looked at Tora and Naruto said "So...if Connar got the prize and Tora was here before I met you...how the hell is Tora one of us."
Methos shrugged and said "Maybe it's because it's a cat and the rules only apply to humans...speaking of, maybe we should get out of here before she finishes healing."
Sakura said "Well, that explains how Tora can get away from the fire lords wife so much, why it's so hard to capture, and why it has never died in the fire lords wifes hug. It's immortal."
They all saw Tora jump to her feet and jump at Methos only to be caught in a cage that appeared in mid air and Naruto slammed the gate closed and Methos let out his breath and Naruto said "Hey look, capture Tora a success." causing everyone to facefault.
Kakashi said "Well I think we should head on in to see the Hokage. Don't mind our group. We just got an escort mission back from the land of waves for this family here to come to join Konoha."
One of the guards asked "All the humans can enter...but we don't want any animals in here." glaring at Naruto though he tried to hide it.
The guard suddenly found himself in the blue oyster club and he felt someone tap his shoulder and looked over and saw a man in a pair of leather pants who asked "Care to dance."
The guard tried to move but found he couldn't as he was lead across the dance floor by the other man.
The black box that had appeared around the guard startled the other guard who looked at the group and Sasuke asked "What did you do."
Naruto said "Gave him Ero-sannins dance partner at the blue oyster club."
Jiraiya fell into a fetal position and started to rock back and forward and Kakashi said "Release it Naruto."
Naruto nods and the black box disappeared and the guard who was inside it fell to his knees and began to rock back and forward and Kurenai said "You know, I might just join your clan just to learn to do that." as she pointed to the 2 fetal positioned men.
Naruto shruggedd and said "Let's go, I got people to do, things to see."
Sakura asked "Really, would Sasuke or I be on the agenda."
Naruto looked at her and said "Hmm, you say something."
Sakura glared at him and Naruto said "So what are you guys waiting on, come on." as he began to walk into the gates when the guard who had been rocking back and forward in a fetal positon jumped to his feet and said "Halt, you can't go in there."
Naruto glared and said "Fine, you can't tell the difference, Here." as he bit his thumb and began to flash through handsigns and said "Kuchiyose no Jutsu." as he slammed his hand on the ground and kanji and lines began to appear on the ground before a puff of smoke appeared and when the smoke cleared a 5ft tall Kyuubi stood there glaring at the guard on a leash that was being held by Naruto as the guard paled.
Naruto said "You want to stop me, say hello to my little friend." showing the leash he was holding.
All the ninja who were in wave thought "If I didn't know that was an illusion I would think it was a real summoning."
The guard said in a scared voice "You let that thing go."
Naruto said "Who, Kyuubi. I thought you were saying I was the Kyuubi, so which is it. Am I the fox or am I the only thing keeping this guy from tearing you limb from limb. Make your choice because my hands are getting sweaty and I might let go of my control."
The guard became even more paler and Kakashi said "Naruto, I think you made your point, Release him."
Naruto said "Fine." as Kyuubi was covered in smoke and when he was gone he glared at the guard and said "So can I go in...or do I have my pet make me a new door."
The guard stuttered "You can go in."
Kakashi said "Thanks. Lets go everyone." as he pulled out his book and began to read as the group walked into the gates.
After they made it in the village Sasuke said "Dobe, how about creating a couple of clones and having them take the family to my clan estates and just look around and find a house you want...I should warn you though, Nobody live there in nearly 10 years since my family all were killed."
Naruto asked "Is the house a mess Sasuke." stressing the word mess so Sasuke would know that Naruto was talking about blood.
Sasuke said "No dobe. After my family was killed the Hokage had all the buildings cleaned and closed up for security reasons. Just send chakra to one of the seals on the door to enter the houses. An ANBU team may arrive but tell them to come see me at the Hokage tower to verify that I gave them permission if they doubt your words."
Naruto nods and creates 2 kagebunshins an Naruto said "Damn, it sucks not having all that chakra anymore. We'll be there later to help you and until then my Kagebunshin will help. I don't know how long our meeting will take though."
Tazuna said "Well take care of everything kid." as they started to leave.
As the ninja and Methos made it through town a screech was heard from the pet porter and Methos glared at Tora and said "Can we call a truce."
The pet ported exploded from an exploding tag that Tora made appear on another paw and Kiba said "Fuck me. That's one fucked up cat."
As Tora lay smoking on the ground with several people looking what was going on Naruto said "Hey pervert, any way you can seal off her chakra. It seems she's got storage seals hidden in her fur. I saw an exploding tag right before it went off. Maybe sealing off her chakra will make it where Methos and me won't have to worry about her coming after us again."
Jiraiya said "I'll think about it. Lets go see sensei." as he grab and put a sealing tag on her causing her to pass out and carried Tora as they continued walking.
As the group made it to the Hokage tower with Tora another gennin team said "Hey, there's Tora. Give her to us."
Sasuke said "Sorry, Tora needs to see a vet after getting to close to a jutsu since she was in a training accident. Do you want to tell the fire lords wife that you couldn't catch her precious cat before it got hurt. You can do that and probably lose your ninja license or let us turn her in and you just get a single failed mission instead of your license."
The Jounin of the gennin team saw the tag on Tora as well as the singed fur and said "I think it would be best if we let them turn the cat in. Will you take care of that Kakashi-san."
Kakashi nods and the other gennin team left to train and the teams from Wave went to the Hokage office.
When they got there the Sandaime saw the group and he let a sigh of relief before he frowned and said "Hello everyone. I see you were able to find Naruto and everyone returned safely...and we have a guest as well."
Naruto said "Not exactly jiji."
The Sandaime frowned as he looked at Naruto and then at Kakashi and said "Explain."
Kakashi said "Well..how do I put it."
Jiraiya said "Sensei, I think you might want to put up a privacy jutsu and cancel your future meetings. This one is going to take a LONG time to explain."
The Sandaime frowned and said "How much do you think will need to be classified Jiraiya."
Shikamaru said "If your thinking of dismissing us to hide the secret of certian lies that you and everyone else has hidden from our age group about Naruto and his burden, and family, then we already know and are not happy with you and the elder generation." in a bored tone.
Sarutobi asked "What do you mean." as he schooled his features."
Naruto closed his eyes and the room changed to show the hospital room when he was born, then showed the sealing, and then when Jiraiya abandon Naruto to go do his 'research.'
When it was over the Sandaime was pale and Naruto said "So...how many other lies have you told us over the years."
The Sandaime frowned and sat back in his chair and said "How did you do that."
Naruto said "Oh that...the same way Sasuke been hiding the truth all these years, just like I'm hiding what I really look like now." as he and Sasuke both got covered in gold light and when the light faded the Sandaime was wide eyed and said "What the hell." as he took in the faces of everyone in the room and saw none were surprised.
Jiraiya said "An illusion, just like Tsunade age one."
The Sandaime looked at Methos and asked "Where you the one doing that just now."
Methos said "Nope, that was all Maelstrom there." as he pointed to Naruto.
The Sandaime looked back at Naruto and said "Explain."
Naruto said "Not until we settle a few things first. Starting with my legal name."
The Sandaime said "There is nothing to discuss on that."
Naruto said "Hmm, I wonder if I can cast that illusion you just saw over the entire village." as he looked across the village and the Sandaime said "STOP."
Naruto said "Hmm, you say something."
The Sandaime said "Do you have any idea how much of a public panic you would cause if you showed that."
Naruto said "Do you have any idea what I have at risk right now because of the people I was forced to protect."
The Sandaime asked "And what's that."
Jiraiya said "His family." as he frowned
The Sandaime said "He has no living family Jiraiya and you know it."
Naruto said "I do now...blood family at that." with a smirk on his face.
The Sandaime saw Jiriaya glance down and saw Kakashi slightly nod his head and the Sandaime said "How. The rest of the Uzumaki clan was wiped out by Iwa when Whirlpool was destroyed and your mother was the sole survivor. Your father was an orphan who had no family."
Naruto said "Nope, I'm the head of the family now. You could probably figure the rest out since your a pervert."
Kiba snorts and said "This coming from the guy whose banged..." he was silenced as Kurenai leaned down and whispered in his ear causing Kiba to go pale.
Sarutobi narrowed his eyes and said "What did you tell him Kurenai."
Kurenai said "To show proper respect to individuals privacy not get involved in matters that does not effect him."
Kiba said "But it does effect me. He's my sisters mate. She's done claimed him and he's claimed her also meaning he's now my brother-in-law."
The Sandaime said "I was not aware your sisters pregnant."
Kiba said "She's not...at least I don't think she is."
The Sandaime said "But if it's not your sister...are one of you gennins pregnant." as he looked at Ino, Sakura, and then at Sasuke and frowned."
Sasuke said "Nope, Ino closer to get pregnant by Naruto-kun then Sakura or me...but that's only because he hasn't accepted his fate he's ours yet."
The Sandaime frowned and said "Naruto, you should show more caution. It is not fitting for a young gennin like yourself to...what are you doing with that kunai...NARUTO." as he saw Naruto stab himself in the heart causing him to fall to the ground as the Sandaime cleared the desk and pulled the kunai out and screamed "Someone get a medic, hurry...what are you all doing standing there...have you all gone mad I'm goi..." as he shut up as Naruto body suddenly jerked and he gasped for breath.
The Sandaime jumped back and looked at Naruto in shock as he sat up and said "How long."
Sasuke said "23 seconds. Your getting faster at coming back to life."
The Sandaime asked "Coming back to life...how is it he is even alive. He stab himself in the heart and came back seemingly healthy 23 seconds later and you act like it's nothing...I demand answers." as he looked at the group.
Naruto said "We can discuss that after we solve the matter we were discussing before...and I do not mean my sex life which is none of your concern...unless you want me to show the people of Konoha what you do in that room behind the bookcase."
The Sandaime eyes widen as he paled and said "You wouldn't."
Naruto said "Try me." with a smirk.
The Sandaime frowned and said "Fine...there is nothing to discuss about your family name until you turn 18 or become a Jounin. Those were your parents wishes"
Naruto said "My parents also wished for me to be seen as a hero and wished for this dickhead to raise me being my godfather, but instead he took everything that was rightfully mine and left the village and only came looking for me because he was ordered to. Everyone else in this village disreguarded my parents wishes to make me suffer so why the hell can't you at least disreguard their wishes to make my life better...unless the truth is your lying again like you did about everything else and the real reason you don't want me to have my name or family possession is because you know it will either cause trouble for Konoha from other nations or it's because you don't see me as a person but instead a weapon...in that case your fucked because Kyuubi dead so Konoha lost it's fucking Jinchuuriki. But I have to question, was any of it real, were any of the things you did real, or were you just making me loyal to you and Konoha and if I had access to my family name and possession I wouldn't be dependant on you and the village. Would I." as he glared at the Sandaime angrily.
The Sandaime took several calming breaths and said "Are you sure you wish to discuss this with everyone in this room...I mean do you trust them to know things that could change thier view of you forever."
Naruto saw the serious look on the Sandaime's face and said "I...I don't like having doubt that the man I thought of as a grandfather has lied to me my entire life to make me a weapon...I want the truth. For once, please tell me everything...I trust the others in this room that if they see or hear the truth then they will understand."
The Sandaime nods and said "Everything I am about to tell you all is a huge village secret...so big only a handful of people know it...but before I tell this I need to know who this man is and why Sasuke is a girl now. It's important."
Methos said "I'm here to help instruct Maelstrom. You may call me Methos."
The Sandaime asked "Instruct him on what."
Methos said "Being immortal." as he snapped his finger and a few moment later the sound of the bone resetting was heard.
The Sandaime frowned and Sasuke said "I've always been a girl..but my family put an illusion on me to keep the elders of my clan from having me married off. Naruto-kun was able to break the illusion on me to reveal who I really was...though..." as she bit her lip.
Jiraiya said "I think they know the truth about THAT sensei...Itachi tried to capture Naruto though he let him go."
The Sandaime said "I see...then I guess there really is no use hiding anything is there...As I said, everything you are about to here is a SS-rank secret. Any of you even so much as whisper it to anyone outside of this room I will have you immediately killed, reguardless of your clan rights...and I'll find a way to kill a supposed immortal as well. Understand" as he looked at everyone in the room.
Methos said "Your 6000 years to young to defeat me. Why don't you ask the pervert why he's so pale right now."
The Sandaime looked at Jiraiya who said "Sensei...He's one of the 4 horsemen spoken about in the ancient legend. He's the one on the pale horse."
The Sandaime eyes widen and paled as he looked at Methos who was smirking and said "Try that again and I'll find that kid in the picture of you and him and make him watch an illusion of you killing every friend and family he has over and over again until he has only one thought in his mind, killing you. Yeah, I'm an asshole who doesn't give a flying fuck about anyone or anything and have raped more woman and killed more people then everyone in this land combined"
Naruto sighed and said "Methos, we know your one bad ass mother fucker whose probably more of a demon then Kyuubi was...but can you try and at least be civil so we can get this over with so we can go back to you stabbing me every 6 seconds."
Sasuke said "I thought it was every 5 seconds."
Naruto said "I've gotten better."
The Sandaime looked at Naruto and said "And your learning from a man like this."
Naruto said "It's not like I have much of a choice. There's 99 immortals...well counting that damn cat 100 immortals in the world and they are all coming after me to kill me. Methos here wasn't my first immortal teacher but he's made me a deal I couldn't refuse. He trains me to kill the other 3 horsemen and he lets me kill him for free. In the end, there can be only one and I plan to be the last one but all the others have hundreds, if not, thousands of years experience over me so I have to have someone who can finish my training...so why not the oldest...or most likely the oldest immortal do it."
The Sandaime said "And you trust this man."
Naruto frowned and said "There's more that you don't know that I won't tell you, but I know why he's doing this. It's not that I trust him, it's just that I need him and he needs me for now."
The Sandaime frowned and said "I see...you said Tora immortal."
Jiraiya said "Yeah, she can use chakra and has seals all over her body with stored weapons from exploding tags to kunais and god knows what else. She really hates this guy though."
Methos said "You know, not that I think about it...that cat's probably older then I am."
The cat hissed at Methos and turned from where Jiraiya was holding it slicing Jiraiya wrist with her claws causing him to lose control of his hand as Tora jumped back on her hind legs back flipped onto the window seal, jump to the Hokage desk, grabbing a gold kunai in its teeth off an award the Sandaime had recieved at one point and jumped toward Methos.
The Sandaime said "Holy shit." just before a miniture Kyuubi appeared and tackled Tora to the ground before Sasuke who had tied ninja wire around shurikens threw them at Tora and bound the cat in the wires.
Kyuubi disappeared after that and Naruto looked at Jiraiya and said "Fuck sealing the cat, can I kill it and claim it died from a wild animal attack in the woods or something."
Jiraiya frowned and said "That cat cut the tendons in my arm. I'll need medical help to get the use of my hand back. I think with what I've seen Tora is a threat...we can either let one of those 2 kill it since they seem to know some way to make it perminent or we can seal off it's chakra and release it in the forest of death."
The Sandaime said "No, Tora is to important to the village econemy and the fire lords wife to harm her in any way...We will just have to hope she doesn't escape again...but why does she seem to hate you so much."
Methos said "Nothing much, I raped her old master, cut out the girls heart, cut it into pieces, grilled it and fed it to the cat before killing the cat. I guess she remembers me."
The Sandaime sweatdropped and said "What kind of monster are you."
Methos said "The worst kind."
The Sandaime said "If I asked you to leave Konoha peacefully, would you."
Methos said "Nope. My goal here is to train the kid to kill my old students. Once he does, I'll die happy knowing it won't be me or my mistakes that will either save or destroy the world. Either way, I don't care about you or anyone else in your village and won't kill anyone in your village...but doesn't mean I won't fuck their minds or body till they are nothing but a shell of a human that still lives if they piss me off. I just don't like loose ends and my 3 former students are exactly that."
The Sandaime said "And will Naruto become a loose end."
Methos said "Yeah, but he's not my loose ends. He's Connars and the kids already killed him and took his knowledge. End the end, there can be only one and I wish the kid luck and I hope he gets it. But if not it won't matter to me, just as long as those 3 die then I might just kill myself for the fun of it." with a smirk.
The Sandaime shook his head and Naruto said "So are you going to tell us what you were going to say or not."
The Sandaime frowned and after a few moments of seeing he was the only person freaking out said "Very well...but you won't like some of it...there was more going on the day you were born then you are aware of...I had Inoichi, Ino father, erase most of your memories for the first couple of hours of your birth and then replace them with fake memories to hide the truth about what really happened that day..those memories were of what your parents looked like and what they said at some points but...you see...you were not the first Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi...in fact you were actually the third one with your mother, Kushina, was the second host of the Kyuubi."
At this most of the eyes in the room widen. The Sandaime continued "Both your mother and the one before her were both females and from experience with the first one we knew the seal would weaken durring child birth and the Kyuubi could escape...the Uzumaki clan had a bloodline that was called special chakra. It made it where thier chakra was 10 times stronger then normal chakra...strong enough to be able to control the Kyuubi...but as I said, the seal holding the Kyuubi would become weakened durring child birth...but someone else knew of this also...and he attacked your parents immideately after you were born and kidnapped your mother while your father rescued you. The figure then broke the seal and released the Kyuubi before returning to Konoha and summoning the Kyuubi inside the village."
Ino said in a shocked voice "So the Kyuubi attack was actually someone elses fault...but how come you don't tell everyone."
The Sandaime said "Because the man who summoned the Kyuubi was still able to fight the Yondaime toe to toe after summoning the fox...and the man is still alive to this day."
Kakashi asked "Who." since he didn't know about this.
The Sandaime said "Before I tell you who it was there is more you must know...the truth Sasuke is I've known you were a girl your entire life."
At this Sasuke eyes widen and asked "What...but how."
The Sandaime said "Because...your mother, was Naruto godmother, and Kushina, Naruto mother, was your godmother and you and Naruto were both engaged to each other since before you each were born...the illusion was planned by your mother and father as well as your name to keep the secret you were female until you both became of age as you are now...you both were actually a sign of trust between the Yondaime and the Uchiha clan because the Uchiha clan elders were outraged over Kakashi here recieving his Sharingan from his Uchiha teammate. In order to keep the Uchiha clan from ordering Kakashi death Minato, who was the sensei of Team 7 that Kakashi was a member of agreed for a marriage between his child when he had one and a child of the Uchiha clan...luckily both your mothers were very close friends and when Kushina found out she was pregnant and found out Naruto was a boy you mother used a special jutsu to make sure she would become with a daughter...but to keep the elders from finding out and stopping your mothers plans they came up with the idea for the illusion you had."
Sakura said "Damn, talk about a shocker."
The Sandaime said "Unfortinately, thier plan was ultimately destroyed by the man who summoned the Kyuubi...as well as behind the real reason for the Uchiha massacre."
Sasuke narrowed her eyes and asked "What do you mean."
The Sandaime lowered his hat and said "The elders of the Uchiha clan had been contacted by the man who summoned the Kyuubi...it was them who informed the man about when Kushina was to deliver Naruto...the elders had divided your clan with those who were loyal to them and those who were loyal to your father, the clan head...the elders had planned a coup de taut against the village and with the man who summoned the Kyuubi were to extract the Kyuubi from Naruto killing him, and then taking over Konoha before taking over the fire country and then the rest of the elemental nations...I don't know if you remember but a few days before the Uchiha massacre your brother was arrested because of suspicion of his best friends supposed suicide."
Sasuke frowned and nods slowly and the Sandaime said "The truth is Itachi was a spy and messanger between your father and me informing me of what was going on in your clan. His best friend was on the elders side and Itachi tried to get his friend to change sides...his friend attacked and tried to kill Itachi who was forced to defend himself and kill him causing your brother to activate the Magnekyou Sharingan but not before Itachi learned some valuable information. The elders of the Uchiha clan of coarse suspected Itachi because his best friend was spying on Itachi for them and they figured he must have found out and wanted to silence him in case he found out what he did...in the end your parents came to me along with your brother when Itachi discovered the coup de taut was to happen in 10 days when the man who summoned the Kyuubi was to arrive for the final plans would arrive in 3 days so he could bring his army to help the Uchiha clan to take over Konoha...it was for this reason the plan was created. While you were at school, your parents and brother...along with those who were loyal to your father attacked the elders causing most of the deaths of the Uchiha clan...and it was for that reason after the Uchiha clan civil war was over the rest of your clan was killed by Itachi with the exception of your mother and father."
Sasuke who was in shock asked "But...but why."
The Sandaime said "Those who were loyal to your father were few and well past thier prime. They agreed that a sacrifice was needed for the clan to survive as well as the village. Itachi was to become a spy and learn everything he could about the man who summoned Kyuubi...but to do so he needed to gain the trust of the man...so it was decided that when the man came to the Uchiha district that night he would find the bodies of the Uchiha clan and when he entered the house you lived in would activate a security seal which would be the signal for Itachi to kill your parents so when the man opened the door to the room they were in he would see Itachi over them with his sword covered in thier blood and he could claim it was to test his strength since he had the Magnekyou Sharingan...unfortinately you arrived at the same time the man did that night and so Itachi was forced to commit his 'crime' in front of you and the man who was behind you in the shadows."
Sasuke said "But...but why both mom and dad..why couldn't he spare one."
The Sandaime said "He was suppose to spare both since they were young enough to help restore your clan...your parents were not injured fatally...the man after Itachi used his sharingan on you approached Itachi and question him and Itachi played his role to gain the man trust...but the man saw your mom awaken from the drug that had made her appear dead just like your father had also took...it was he who made the final strike killing your parents...when I arrived with ANBU and medics we found your parents dead and you on the floor in a coma...since your brother had succeeded in his mission of joining THAT man and we had a video recording of the coversation between him and Itachi and then your report of what he said in the genjutsu to you we went with the official story that Itachi killed the Uchiha clan to help keep his cover where he is still at to this day, secretely reporting to Jiraiya here to protect you and Naruto."
Naruto said "I...I see...but who is this man..."
The Sandaime said "Madara Uchiha."
At this everyone but the Sandaime and Jiraiya paled.
Shikamaru said "But Madara Uchiha died fighting the Shodaime...or at least that was what we were told." with narrowed eyes.
The Sandaime said "That is what we believed as well...but thanks to Itachi we found out he faked his death and went to the land of Water where he killed the Nidaime Mizukage and became the Sandaime Mizukage."
Sasuke clenched her fist and said "So he's the Mizukage."
Sarutobi said "He use to be...when he came here for the final plans, from our reports Itachi sent us, the Jinchuuriki of the Sanbi in now the Yondaime Mizukage...but Madara has him under his control with the Sharingan and is elsewhere secretely leading a group of S-rank missing nins that your brother is a member of spying for us so that we may know what he is doing and prepare."
Sakura asked "But if you know where he is then why not go after him."
Jiraiya said "We don't know where he is exactly...and this guy isn't a pushover. If sensei in his prime and all 3 sannins in our prime fought him together, we MIGHT have a chance to defeat him...but we don't know where he is exactly...all we know is he is secretely leading this group and we know that he is after the Bijuu. That is all we know for now besides he still has the Hidden Mist village under his control so he has the ability to start the 4th great Shinobi war and possibly destroy Konoha. With that situation we have no choice but to be extra careful...which is why we can't reveal the truth about the Uchiha massacre. All we can do right now is honor your parents, the loyal clan members of your clan, and Itachi final wish to protect you and Naruto."
Naruto and Sasuke frowned and Kakashi asked "Were either of you the ones who informed Itachi that Naruto was missing because he knew to soon and appeared in Wave way to quickly."
The Sandaime said "In a way...yes...you see...the reason why we can't reveal Naruto parents actually wasn't a requested from his parents...but I decided it in order to protect him from an enemy...but not Iwa or anyone outside of Konoha...we have a traitor here in Konoha."
Asuma asked "Who dad...and why haven't you done something about this traitor."
The Sandaime said "Because he's a necessary evil since he has 1/3 of Konoha Shinobi under his control as well as member in several clans who are loyal to him...and with those members he can help pressure the clan heads into voting to give him what he wants if Naruto heritage were to be revealed."
Naruto asked "And what is that...what is it that is in my heritage that he wants so bad."
Jiraiya said "The Hiraishin no jutsu...it's currently sealed away under a blood seal that only you can unlock...but we have a problem sensei...the kids nearly recreated it himself already. All he has to do is figure out how to stop once he starts moving."
The Sandaime said "I see...how was it I saw a mini Kyuubi earlier."
Naruto said "It's an illusion completely controlled by me since the real Kyuubi is dead."
The Sandaime said "I see...will you explain to me all that has happened now."
Naruto frowned and said "Well..." as he began to explain about being captured, meeting Connar, finding out he was immortal already, explaining some of the ritual that gave him a new body, killing Kyuubi, training to use his new body as well as learning to be immortal, meeting his team, meeting the others Konoha nins, meeting Methos, killing Gato and his men, training..."...and so we returned to Konoha."
The Sandaime who had remained silent like everyone else asked "Is that everything."
Jiraiya said "No, he didn't meantion the fact that Tazuna, his daughter who is currently pregnant with the gaki child and her older son are here in Konoha now or that the heirs here have all formed together and have come to a decision that could cause a civil war in Konoha...or the fact that he's practically fucked every woman in this room."
A figure in a bikers outfit appeared next to Jiraiya as a crystal ball appeared above the room and music began to play and the guy said "Care to dance love." as he grab Jiraiya arms who screamed like a little girl as they began to tango and Jiraiya found he couldn't escape.
Every guy in the room minus Naruto paled while all the woman were smirking.
Naruto walked to the door and opened it and Jiraiya was tango out of the office and Naruto slammed the door closed and the music continued to follow Jiraiya and the biker from the radio on the bikers waist while the crystal ball disappeared from the Hokage office and Naruto said "Anyone else want a dance partner...or are you all going to leave the woman alone and leave my sex life out alone." in a dangerous tone.
Just then a scream of "Eiiii." was heard causing several to run to the window and out in front of the Hokage tower was Jiraiya who had been dipped by the biker who now had a rose in his mouth.
The Sandaime said "Stop that Naruto."
Naruto said "Sorry, he's got until I get tired before he's going to be released and with his dance parter holding his hand Jiraiya can't make handsigns to escape...especially with Tora cutting his other wrist making it unable to help him either. That will teach him to quit being a pervert."
Methos said "I really wish you had been around back when the world was young. You would have been a blast to have around."
The Sandaime sighed and said "What is this plan." as he slumped into his chair.
Shikamaru said "Our original plan won't work now with the new information we have...but with a slight change I believe it will still work. You claim the Uzumaki clan had a bloodline that chakra was 10 times stronger then normal right."
The Sandaime nod and Shikamaru asked "Were all the Uzumaki red heads like his mother."
Again the Sandaime nods and Shikamaru said "Then what we can do to not only help Naruto but also explain his appearance change as well as Sasuke change is this. You will call a meeting with the council. You will bring up the fact that the reason he was chosen to be the Host of the Kyuubi was because it had been proven that the Uzumaki clan could weaken the Kyuubi of it's chakra with thier special chakra. You will reveal the fact that he is in fact the third Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi who were all Uzumaki and that the Uzumaki clan had been killing the Kyuubi, draining it of it's chakra since the founding of Konoha. Make it like it was a mission assigned by the Shodaime or Nidaime. Then you can tell that when the Kyuubi was to be transfered from one host to the next that someone attacked the Yondaime during the switch and caused the transfer to fail. You can claim it was an enemy of Konoha or an enemy of the Yondaime but tell the enemy was killed by the Yondaime but it was to late. The Kyuubi had escaped. You can claim the Yondaime then used the sealing method he did use as a back up plan for the original jutsu and sealed it away in Naruto like it was plan from the beginning and that finally after all these years the Kyuubi is now completely drained of it's chakra. This will not only reveal part of the truth and make Naruto seem more like a hero but you can also claim the Uchiha clan were also helping with the sealing. That it was for this reason the clan head had agreed to make sure that the Uzumaki clan would continue to do thier mission until the Kyuubi was destroyed and place an illusion over both Naruto and Sasuke to make him appear to be a mini Yondaime while making it appear Sasuke was male so that when the time was right they could have jutsu released the jutsu."
Naruto said "I can understand Sasuke needing an illusin but why claim I had one also."
Shikamaru said "If all the Uzumaki were red head and you have red hair also Naruto as you do now, we can claim that to protect the guardian protectors of Konoha, the Yondaime had to hide the fact you were an Uzumaki because other naitions learned about the Uzumaki bloodline and wanted to steal it."
The Sandaime chuckled a moment and Naruto asked "What's so funny."
The Sandaime said "Shikamaru plan isn't that far off from the actual truth...you see, the first Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi was Mito Uzumaki Senju, wife of the Shodaime Hokage...and Kushina was kidnapped by Kumo when she was a gennin because of her bloodline...yes...I think I can work with your idea...but what do you hope to obtain by revealing this."
Shikamaru said "Each of us are not happy with our clans over the truth being hidden from us. Since we were sent to find Naruto we can claim that the reason he was missing was because he finished draining the Kyuubi of it's chakra making it completely harmless and that it dispelled the Illusion on him and Sasuke and both came back to Konoha in a henge to find out what was going on. You can say that we found Naruto and Sasuke who also disappeared on the mission while looking for Naruto and because of this you were forced to reveal the truth to us and that we chose to honor the guardian protector clan for thier service to Konoha for defeating the Kyuubi...and turning him into a summon creature which will explain why Naruto can make him appear with a summon illusion since he's actually getting better at using that every day. Think about it, Konoha gets a hidden bloodline that will require him to fall under the clan restoration act. You can then reveal his mother until Naruto gets strong enough to protect himself which you can then reveal his father and you can claim Methos here who was a very distant cousin who found Naruto while he was injured from the seal finishing it's job and healed him back to life with his clans bloodline and he gave Naruto some of his blood since he can't have children and is teaching him in thier clan jutsu so they don't die when he does since Naruto bloodline was able to adapt and to his bloodline which will explain why he can come back from severe to critical wounds as well as his illusions."
The Sandaime said "But what if someone figures out Kyuubi is an illusion."
Naruto said "I've got that covered. I think Shikamaru plan is best. It will at least let everyone know the Kyuubi is under my control, powerless, and no longer in this world or sealed inside me since he has to be summoned."
Sasuke said "What about Itachi."
The Sandaime said "No hunter nins from Konoha have ever went after Itachi and if it was possible to kill Madara before now we would have...but Itachi has had to commit many crimes to keep his cover so officially, Itachi will never be able to return to Konoha without being killed, even if the truth was revealed."
Sasuke clenched her fist and Naruto placed his hand on her shoulder and asked "What about unofficially."
The Sandaime said "If Sasuke here can live her life as a guy...why couldn't Itachi live his life looking like someone else. When the time comes for Itachi to return there a file on a deep cover agent who was an Uchiha who is still alive officially and will return from his mission. I have 3 trusted people who have a copy of this file and Itachi also gave a copy to his fiance and he will take up the identity of this person to live out the rest of his life while Itachi officially will be declared dead."
Sasuke said "His fiance...the oily lady."
The Sandaime said questionably "The oily lady."
Naruto rubbed his head and said "Itachi took me to her house when I was younger and she got a mark on her back that looks like an oily painting."
The Sandaime said "Ah, I see...well I was not aware you knew about her Naruto...it appears you learned a little something from Itachi in liking older woman...huh."
Sasuke said "Itachi took Naruto to her house and she was probably the first woman he saw naked, huh dobe."
Naruto frowned and said "I think we should drop the subject Jiji. I haven't told anyone who she is yet...not that everyone knows the truth I kind of don't want to tell who she is."
The Sandaime said "Oh...why is that...could it be that your afraid of what Sasuke would do...or is it your afraid of what someone else might do knowing that you saw her mom naked." with a smirk on his face as he saw Naruto pale.
Sasuke turned to Naruto and said "You never told me Itachi girlfriend had a daughter. Who is it."
Naruto said "I think we should drop it Sasuke."
Sasuke saw Naruto getting nervous and said "Oh...what's the matter. Is it someone we know."
The Sandaime smirked wider and said "Actually, she is this room."
3...2...1..Suddenly the window to the Sandaime's office was blown out as a figure was seen flying head first out the window and landed on the ground far below in a crater.
Off to the side of the room Kiba was hiding behind Shino as they saw Sakura lowering her arm from where she just nailed Naruto in the face.
Kakashi said "Damn, she's a mini-Tsunade."
Kurenai said "Why did you do that Sakura."
Sakura glared at her and said "I'm the only girl in this room whose mom is still alive meaning he saw my mom naked."
Naruto came walking in the window holding his jaw and he spat out 3 teeth on the ground and said "You broke my jaw."
Kiba blinked and said "So wait, you mean that when you said Sakura was natural you knew because."
Suddenly two figures could be seen flying out the window one after the other and Naruto who was holding his jaw said "When we land I'm kicking your ass Kiba."
Sakura turned and said "ANYONE ELSE WANT TO COMMENT ON MY NATURAL COLOR."
Methos tilted his head and said "Since when the hell did Pink become natural."
As Naruto stood up from the crater he looked up and dodged as Methos landed on top of Kiba and Naruto burst out laughing and said "Well at least when I kissed a guy it turned out to be a woman."
A female voice said "What is going on here."
Naruto turned and said "Oh, Hi Suki, Sakura will be home shortly and Sasuke a girl now so we know about your fiance. Oh, and Sakura knows about my one birthday also."
A pink hair woman tilted her head and said "Naruto...is that you."
Naruto said "Yeah."
Suki said "What happened."
Naruto said "I died...but I got better. Well I need to get back to the Hokage tower. Take care." as he grabbed Methos and Kiba and began to drag them through the street.
Suki shook her head and thought "He was always a strange child."
When Naruto got back to the Hokage tower he saw Sasuke standing outside the tower and she said "Come on dobe, the Hokage dismissed us and said he would take care of everything.
Kiba said "Oh, then that means you can come see Hana."
Sasuke grabbed Naruto arm and said "Not today. Come on, we got things to talk about."
Methos said "What about me."
Sasuke said "You can come...but your staying in one of the other houses."
Methos thought "Well the world hasn't changed much after all. Woman still are boss." as he followed them.
Kiba said "Women." as he shook his head and walked home.
