HEY PEEPS! This chapter is late because I got lazy Friday, then I was dragged off to Jazz Fest so I couldn't type this chapter. I don't know when this will be uploaded but sorry for my laziness. Anywho here it is!

Erza

Natsu pulled himself out of bed and walked into his kitchen. He had gotten food lucky but it was crappy cheap food he didn't like too much, but food is food so he ate it. He got dressed, brushed his teeth, but was too lazy to get his hair but it looked natural so he left it. He walked out of his apartment and over to Lucy's. He banged on the door, and a very tired, cranky, Lucy came out.

"What?" she asked scratching her crotch.

"Has your dog shit out my key yet?" he asked.

"No now leave I'm tired" she said slamming the door.

"Well aren't you little miss sunshine" he said walking away. When he left the building he saw Loki standing outside of the building.

"You the guy hitting on my Lucy?" he asked glaring at Natsu.

"First of all no, second your Lucy and third as far as I can tell she hates you" Natsu replied.

"She is playing hard to get" Loki countered.

"The only things hard here are your dick, and your think ass skull" Natsu said. Loki glared at him again "Oh dear god please save me from his man killing glare"

"I am watching you" he said.

"That sounds gay" Natsu said. Loki left and Natsu walked to work.

When Natsu arrived at work it was pretty much normal. Gray had no clothes; Wendy was reminding him to put them back on, and Juvia gazing at him from the couches. Natsu put his name tag on and went about his day.

It went swiftly until Lucy came in. She hung around for no reason but looks at furniture but buys nothing. Natsu was surprised that Gray hasn't said for her to buy something or get out. To make the day worse Loki came in to flirt with Lucy. He began but was cut off, Natsu spun around to see what happened. He expected Lucy had done something, boy was he wrong. There standing was a woman with firey scarlet hair, the look of a demon, and holding Loki by his head.

"WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU, YOU MOTHERFUCKING TITTY BITCH?!" she shouted. It felt like is shook the whole store. Natsu walked over to Lucy.

"Who is that?" he asked.

"That's a good friend of mine" she said "I proudly introduce you to Erza Scarlet or Titania Erza"

"You have some weird friends" Natsu commented.

"You don't know the half of it" Lucy said running up to Erza "Hey dude"

"Nice to see you, but I am busy, do you mind?" Erza asked.

"Nope go right ahead" Lucy said walking back over to Natsu. "Hey Natsu we're good friends right?"

"That's a debatable topic" he said.

"Great I need you to pose as my boyfriend"

"WHAT?!" he shouted.

"Keep your voice down, I told Erza I would have a boyfriend by now"

"Why would tell her that?" he asked trying not to yell.

"Well I thought it was a bet I could keep"

"No I won't help you"

"Come on please or I have to ask Loki"

"Then ask him" Natsu said walking away.

"NO!" Lucy shouted jumping on him knocking him over.

"Its great to see you have a boyfriend Lucy, looks like you have a man, well I guess I will read your fanfics" Erza said "Oh yea that's right we have to go on a double date.

"Oh yea I forgot about that" Lucy said sitting on Natsu's back.

"What?!" Natsu shouted from the floor.

"Did Lucy not tell you this?" she asked "Lucy you shouldn't do that, well it will be tomorrow night, lets go shopping tonight"

"Ok Erza you got it" Lucy said.

"And Jellal will go shopping with?"

"Natsu, his name is Natsu" Lucy answered quickly.

"Great, he lives with you so that's great, see ya soon" Erza said leaving with Loki dragging behind her.

"Yea bye" Lucy said waving "Thank god that's over, Natsu you ok"

"You better be motherfucking happy i get off early" Natsu growled.

"Yea I guess" Lucy said she got off of Natsu; he got up and brushed himself off.

"Well you might as well just come over to my house"

The rest of Natsu's day was chaotic, but he survived and got off at 1. Lucy and he walked back to their apartments.

"I can't believe you dragged me into this" Natsu commented on the way.

"You're still mad?" Lucy asked.

"I didn't want to do this so I have every right"

They walked in silence for the rest of the time. When they arrived Erza and a man with blue hair and an eye tattoo were at Lucy's door, Natsu assumed that was Jellal.

"Hey Lucy, you guys are dating so why don't you hold hands?" Erza asked.

"Good point" Lucy said grabbing Natsu's hand, he blushed immediately.

"Ready to go?" Erza asked.

"Almost we just need to put some stuff away" Lucy said walking over to her door. "Um Natsu you can let my hand go" Natsu blushed darker and dropped her hand.

"Of course" he said. Lucy unlocked her door and dropped her stuff; Natsu did the same planning to retrieve it later.

"Lets go" Erza said grabbing Jellal hand and walked towards the elevator. Natsu and Lucy followed doing the same.

They entered the elevator. Lucy and Erza seemed to have tons to talk about, but Natsu and Jellal sat on the side observing them as if they were creatures from another planet. This went on until they reached the shopping central of there city. There were a shit ton of malls and clothing stores. If they didn't find what they want here, they are somewhat out of luck.

"Damn this must be girl heaven" Jellal said.

"I guess" Erza said. "Now Jellal you and Natsu go shop, Lucy and I will do the same, we'll meet back here when we all finish, NOW BEGIN!" Erza said running off with Lucy leaving the boys alone and dumbfounded.

"Well great, we might as well start" Jellal said walking away signaling Natsu to follow.

"Where first?" Natsu asked. Jellal pointed to a fancy store Natsu immediately said no "I don't have the money for that"

"Great I have extra money I can spare" he said grabbing Natsu's wrist and dragging him into the store.

YAY! This might be on time. Alright kiddies come back next week for their shopping spree. BYEEEEEE! :D