Thanks to Nausicaa of the Spirits and Random Little Writer for reviewing! If I were Jack Sparrow, reviews would be my rum.


Disclaimer: See chapter one, you lazy peeps.

Nausicaa woke up from her flower-induced coma.

"So in love with Orlando Bloom and Jack Skellington…" she murmured, half awake. After she woke up a bit more, she found that her glasses were askew on her face and she was being dragged on the ground in a burlap sack.

"What the heck?" she wondered. She then heard three familiar voices: none other than Lock, Shock, and Barrel.

"Where'd you find that sleep-inducing flower, Shock?" Barrel asked.

"I snuck into Dr. Finklestein's house and snagged some Lullaby Lily. It wasn't easy at first, but I just had to take my giant mallet and knock it over his head to knock him out." Shock declared proudly.

"You're the epitome of evil," Lock said.

"How do you think I got into Oogie's gang?" Shock replied. They all laughed maniacally.

Nausicaa, realizing she was in dire trouble, started thrashing about in the sack.

"Oh great," Lock grumbled. "The kid is trying to escape."

"I'm not a kid, I'm a teenager, you little monsters! Now let me go!" Nausicaa snarled.

"No!" The little monsters replied.

Nausicaa started screaming her lungs out for help.

"Shut up!" Barrel exclaimed, kicking her in the side.

"Make me!" she said. She was then taken out of the sack and pushed down a pipe. She slid about halfway down the pipe until she stopped. She then started climbing up the tunnel. She almost got to the top of the pipe, when her foot banged hard on the pipe.

"Oh, no's!" Barrel exclaimed. "She's trying to escape!"

"We should block the pipe!" Lock suggested.

"Don't worry…" Shock said coolly. "Oogie'll take care of this in no time."

Just then, Nausicaa heard Oogie roaring.

"Oh, dear…" Nausicaa said. She was then sucked down the pipe and landed on a roulette wheel. She was immediately shackled to it. She looked up only to see Oogie Boogie standing above her.

"Bugger." She said.

Oogie started singing his song.

Well, well, well

What have we here?

Nausicaa, huh?

Ooh, I'm really scared!

So you're the one everyone's talkin' about.

You're jokin', you're jokin'

I can't believe my eyes!

You're jokin' me, you gotta be!

This can't be the right girl!

She's young, she's wearin' glasses

I might just split a seam

If I don't die laughin' first!

"Heck," Nausicaa said. "Don't mind me saying, but he's a real pain in the patookie."

Oogie kept on singing his song, paying no mind to her comments. He finished his song with

I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie

And you ain't goin' nowhere.


Back with the other crashers, they were looking for Nausicaa. Emily looked on a swing set; Victoria looked up in a tree; Victor searched through the flower field; Random and Harry's Girl looked behind some bushes; Lady Tottington looked on top of some rooftops; Wallace and Gromit checked to see if she was hiding in a random cardboard box; Jack Skellington looked in some random houses; and Jack Sparrow looked in his bottle of rum to see if she was in there.

"OMIGOD!" Emily cried out. "NAUSICAA'S MISSING!"

"I think I have a feeling where she is…" Jack Skellington said. Before he could say anymore, there was a bright flash of light. The next moment, Will Turner was standing there.

"I heard about your dilemma." He said.


CLIFFY! What will happen next? Find out in the next chapter! Oh yeah... What'd you guys think of this chapter? Review and I shall be grateful!

-Harry's Girl 01031992