#8

H is for Harold?

Some crazy babynaming-ness!!

Really it's hard to name things...especially people, I can't imagine two people attempting to name a baby...

Disclaimer: I do not own anything that belongs to Kyo Kara Maou, I do however own my ideas and characters.


"Harold? You want to name our child Harold?" Yuuri asked Wolfram. The couple were sitting on their bed, somewhere comfy for the 4 month pregnant Wolfram to relax his slowly swelling ankles.

Wolfram had a smirk on and for the past hour of deciding baby names, he kept suggesting Harold. Yuuri began to lose his patience, really not caring at the moment that his husband could barbeque him.

Yuuri pinched the bridge of his nose took a few calming breaths, and was ready to play the baby name game…again.

"Why don't we start with the boy names we like? And then we can discuss girl names. But Wolfram for the boy names can we umm please leave out the Harold please?" Yuuri asked, figuring a negotiation would be better then outright demanding the Harold name to go away. Wolfram sighed mumbled a "yes" to Yuuri. The name Harold really didn't have any significance to him; Wolfram blamed the mass amounts of sugar he ate. 'Really these cravings are so odd, but oh…great now I want some chocolate covered bananas.' Wolfram thought.

Wolfram shook his head to clear away the thoughts of food, no matter how tempting chocolate was now; he needed to focus on names!

"OK for a boys name should we go with something Japanese or a name from Shin Makoku?" Wolfram asked.

Yuuri was relieved Wolfram was taking the names seriously. Yuuri smiled a relieved smile at Wolfram and said "How about a name from Shin Makoku? Our child is growing to grow up here, and maybe a more standard name will be better?"

Wolfram agreed and started to suggest some names.

"Nathan, Kenneth, Lionel, Joshua, umm what about Gabriel?"

Yuuri shook his head at the names, some he didn't think he could even pronounce! (His grasp of Shin Makoku names were still not that great )Yuuri looked at Wolfram with a serious gaze, going over names in his head. Suddenly it was like a light bulb went off in his head. The Maou could barely contain his excitement over the name he thought of.

Wolfram looked at Yuuri like he grew another head. The smile radiating off the Maou was contagious and Wolfram asked Yuuri what he was so excited about.

"I have a name. Now I think it would be perfect, but Wolf be honest okay? I promise I won't get upset if you don't like it!" Yuuri said in an almost squeal.

"Yuuri, just tell me already!" Wolfram snapped out, the chocolate cravings coming back in full force in vengeance.

"Wolfgang. Wolfgang von Bielefeld Shibuya." Yuuri exclaimed. Wolfram was stunned at the name.

"Y…you want to name our first child after…me?" The blonde knight squeaked out. Wolfram was touched, really he was, but why was Yuuri using both of their last names?

Yuuri huffed, shooting a loving look at his husband and purred out "I would name every child after you." Making Wolfram blush…a lot.

"But what's with using both last names?" Wolfram asked, his blush dying down, his curiosity getting the better of him. Yuuri scooted next to Wolfram on their bed and gathered Wolfram in a warm embrace.

"I think adding both of our last names would be the best, I mean it would show the world our child's title, and what if he or she doesn't become the next Maou? That way the Bielefeld lands have an heir." Yuuri said hoping his explanation was good enough for his darling "hubby".

Wolfram once again felt the devious tears pooling behind his eyes, turned his body to his husband and gave him a loving passionate kiss.

"I love the name Yuuri, I really do. So we have a boy name, what about a girl's" Wolfram asked. Yuuri was turning names in his head, thinking of some Japanese names, but quickly thought of his earlier reasoning, and what kind of father would he be if he put a double-standard on his children?

Yuuri began to list names, hoping Wolfram would be able to help, and Yuuri really didn't know that many Shin Makoku names.

"Heather, Kimberly, uh…Joyann, Louisa, Holan, and umm Wolf I don't think I know anymore." Yuuri reluctantly admitted.

Wolfram muttered "wimp" under his breath, and began to rack his brain for names. One name stuck in particular, it was something from a Disney movie Greta had watched on Earth.

"Ariella von Bielefeld Shibuya." Wolfram said with a note of finality and Yuuri rolled the name off his tongue, liking the way it sounded. Yuuri mentally chuckled to himself when he recognized the name, Ariel from the Little Mermaid.

Yuuri nuzzled his nose into Wolfram's neck, let loose a sigh, and kissed Wolfram's neck. Yuuri closed his eyes in contentment, wishing to stay in this position forever.

"I think it is a beautiful name, my beautiful knight." Yuuri purred out. Wolfram rolled his eyes at the wimpy king, kissed Yuuri on the cheek, and adopted an evil smirk on his face.

"But Yuuri, I really like the name…Harold." Wolfram whined out. Yuuri's eyes shot open in surprise, and quickly pushed himself off the bed.

"Wolf! You have got to be kidding me! Anything but the name Harold…" The young Maou whined out. Yuuri noticed Wolfram's shaking form and figured out that he was laughing at him. The Maou unconsciously began to pout, and the whining began.

"Wolf…that was sooo mean! I thought you were serious!"

Wolfram slowly stopped his giggles, leaned up to his "wounded" king and kissed him on his pouty lips. Wolfram muttered an apology and a wimp. Wolfram looked up at Yuuri, and gave him his best puppy dog eyes.

"Yuuri…can we go get something to eat please? I have this sudden craving for chocolate covered bananas, and well I would really like some, please"

Yuuri was unable to stay mad at that face, sighed in annoyance, and agreed to the bananas. Wolfram smiled in happiness and on the inside was cackling evilly, he could get away with anything!

Yuuri and Wolfram left their bedroom with a mission for some chocolate covered bananas, and to tell the family of the names they picked out. Yuuri thought to himself 'Harold…what kind of name would that be for a prince? Jeez' and Yuuri shuttered to himself as if trying to shake the name away…forever.


OK I have nothing against the name Harold, in fact I love that name, it is different! Hee hee Prince Harold...

And yes I know that the name Wolfgang might be overused, but I couldn't help it, it is just a cute name!!

Review if you like and thank for those who did, I hope I didn't disappoint with this chapter!!