Cartoon Character Craziness presents Pogoriki's babysitters.

Synopsis: after Pogoriki moves in with the W.I.T.C.H crew, they hire Mordecai and Rigby as his babysitters, everything goes well until they think they killed him and try to help Pogoriki get to the other side.

Based on the Chowder episode

Chowders babysitter (2009)

In the Dimmsdale part of cartoon city and in the W.I.T.C.H household, Pogoriki had just finished moving in with the girls and was walking in the kirchen to grab a glass of milk until he saw Irma's freshly baked apple pie, he walked up tot he pie and looked at it with glee.

"What's that Mrs. Pie? You want me to...eat you?!" He asked with a excited face "Okay but don't tell... Steve, he might get jealous" he pointed to a steak and grabbed the pie and was just about to eat it until a mysterious cowgirl walked in.

"Hold it right there partner!" the cowgirl said, Pogoriki turned around and screamed.

"AAHHH! FREAK!" He yelled as he threw the pie at the cowgirl's face, only to reveal it was Hay Lin.

"Ow! Riki! It's me!" she said as she wiped her face.

"Oh! Sorry" he said until he screamed again "AAHHH! FREAK!"

"Riki, it's me" Hay Lin said as she was getting annoyed by Riki's intentions.

"No! Other freak!" he yelled as she turned around to see Irma in an uglier cowgirl dress.

"Hey cut it out will ya?" She asked "Come on we're gonna be late to the square dancing corral Bloom and her friends invited us to!" Hay Lin and Irma proceeded to the door until PogoRiki stopped them.

"Ooo! Square dancing! Can I come?" he asked as he jumped up and down.

"No Riki, it's girls night only" Irma said.

"Aw man!" he said, he really wanted to go square dancing but couldn't because of the rules of girl's night only.

"And to make sure you don't get lonely" Irma said "We hired you babysitters to keep you company".

"But I don't needs no babysiita's!" Pogoriki said as he impersonated GIR.

"Oh you'll like these ones" Hay Lin said as she opened the door to reveal two giant fruits.

"Fruits? You two hired fruits to take care of me?" Pogoriki asked.

"Is he not here?" one of the fruits asked.

"He? Who's he?" Irma asked.

"Benson" the other fruit asked as they zipped open to reveal Mordecai and Rigby "He said we have to mow the entire park lawn!" Pogoriki's eyes suddenly widened with excitement.

"MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE MY BABYSITTERS?!" He asked as he hopped around with excitement.

"Yep, have fun you three!" Irma said as the other W.I.T.C.H. Girls walked out the door, Mordecai and Rigby caught the bouncing cartoon character and set him down on the couch.

"Okay dude, what do you want to do first?" Rigby asked, Pogoriki took out a list from behind his pocket and showed the two.

"I have a full night ahead of us!" He said, the night began with the three making smoothies and pouring them over their heads and going "OOOOOHHHHH!" Then they dressed up in the girls clothes and impersonated them, after hours of endless fun and excitement the three went to do the next thing on the list.

"Okay the last thing is hide and seek!" Pogoriki said, the clock suddenly struck: BEDTIME. Mordecai and Rigby suddenly stopped the over-excited boy.

"Okay dude bed time" Mordecai said, Pogoriki stopped and frowned as dropped to the ground and moaned.

"Aw man! Just one more game!" he said.

"No dude, Irma said she would turn us into toads if we don't get you to bed once it's time for you to go to bed" Rigby said as he shuddered at the thought of being a toad.

"And she said she would also cook our legs!" Mordecai said, suddenly the two saw that Pogoriki was gone, the character ran across the house to find a good place to hide. He finally decided in the old witch's history weapon room and knocked over a test dummy that looked like him into the guillotine.

"Pogoriki! Where are you?" Mordecai asked as the two entered the weapon history room, the two saw him under the sharp guillotine and smirked at each other.

"Oh, where can Pogoriki be?" Rigby asked Mordecai and winked.

"We hope he's not under the guillotine!" Mordecai said as he leaned against the wall, unknown to him he had pressed a button that said:ACTIVATE GUILLOTINE. The two suddenly heard a large mechanical whirl and the guillotine did the dirty work, they gagged at the now decapitated body and rushed over to see their friend now-dead.

"Oh man! We're so dead!" Rigby said.

"Yeah! Irma's going to turn us into frogs and cook us for sure!" Mordecai replied "Okay! I'll find some tape while you call the hospital". Pogoriki walked out from behind the wall and tapped Rigby on the shoulder.

"Oh hey dude" Rigby said.

"What's up?" he asked.

"We're just trying to figure out how to-" Mordecai suddenly stopped and the two saw their friend and screamed their heads off, they backed away and pointed tot he dummy.

"But..Y-you... how... but! You're dead!" Rigby said "See? You're right there!" Pogoriki walked towards the dummy and picked it up and observed it.

"Well it does look like me" he said, he smelt the dummy "And it does smell like me" he then decided to lick the dummy "And it does taste like me, Who knew I was so delicious!" his eyes suddenly widened with fear "I'M DEAD?!" He walked towards Mordecai and Rigby while they back away.

"But I'm still here!" He said as he pointed to himself.

"That's because you haven't crossed over to the other side yet" Rigby said "But don't worry we know a way to get you there". Mordecai suddenly pulled out a piece of paper and pen from behind his back and handed it to Pogoriki.

"But first you have to sign this waver to specify we are not responsible for you're untimely death" Mordecai said.

Later...

Mordecai and Rigby were in the bathroom while Pogoriki stood up in a toliet.

"When our fish Louis died, we flushed him down the toilet so he could cross over to the other side" Mordecai said.

"Got it! Thanks for being great friends while I was alive guys" Pogoriki said as he prepared to flush.

"No problem man" Rigny said "Can you say hi to Louis for us?" Rigby started to sob and wipe away his tears.

"Sure!" Pogoriki said "Here we go!" he pressed down and started to twirl around until water started to flow out of the toliet.

"We may need a bigger toilet dudes" Mordecai said, they next tried Jimmy neutrons toilet, but got the same results as before, then they tried Invader Zim's toliet. But it only lead them to his base.

Later...

the entire city was soon flooded with water because Pogoriki, Mordecai and Rigby tried to use every toilet in every cartoon part of the city and none succeeded in getting Riki to the other side.

"Well dudes we used every toilet in the city and none lead me to the other side" Pogoriki said as he scratched his head, Rigby suddenly got an idea, a risky idea.

"I know a toilet we haven't used yet" Rigby said, Mordecai and Pogoriki looked at what he was pointing at and the results would end terribly for all they knew. He was pointing at Endives house, the two just gulped.

"Dude we can't go in there" Mordecai said as he turned to Rigby "Mrs. Endive will kill us!"

"Do you want to become a toad and get your legs boiled by Irma?" Rigby said, Mordecai knew Rigby had a point.

"Okay dude, let's do it" Mordecai said.

"Hmm...hmm...hmm...hmm...hmm" the three muffled in agreement.

Later...

sneaking in Endives house the three slipped past the large traps set out for rats or any other vermin and made into the bathroom, they saw the immense size of endives toilet.

"Dudes, that has to be the biggest toilet I've ever seen!" Pogoriki said as his gaze grew.

"Okay, time to get you to the other side" Rigby said as the three climbed the massive toilet, Pogoriki was the first to get to the top and was about to jump in until sudden stomping rattled the place.

"Oh no Endives coming!" Rigby panicked as the three jumped off the toilet and ran somewhere to hide, Endive entered the bathroom wearing a towel wrapped around her body.

"Panini! Have you seen my back scrubber?" Endive asked.

"No Mrs. Endive!" Panini replied, the large lady took off her towel and the three covered their eyes and tried not to scream, she started the bath water and climbed in.

"We have to get to that toilet!" Mordecai said.

"How? Endive is going to see us if we try to run over there!" Pogoriki said, Mordecai looked up at Endive with cucumbers on her eyes and eating fruit.

"She maybe busy right now" Mordecai said "Come on!" the three climbed up the bathtub railing and walked over to the bowl and try to creep past it, Endive suddenly reached for another fruit but instead she grabbed Mordecai and Rigby. The two screamed at the top of their lungs and Endive screamed also and dropped the two.

"RUN!" Rigby said, Endive jumped out of the tub, completely covered in bubbles (thank goodness) and went for the door, but it didn't budge.

"PANINI! I'M LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM WITH PESTS!" She yelled "CURSE THIS RE-ENACTMENT OF A CHOWDER EPISODE!" Pogoriki ran over to Mordecai and Rigby, the two woke up and started to shake.

"Wh...what happened?" Rigby asked.

"Endive dropped you guys and you probably died too" Pogoriki said.

"Oh no! Benson's totally going to kill our dead bodies!" Mordecai said.

"Yeah, but since we're dead we don't have to work anymore!" Rigby said, Mordecai and Pogoriki just stared at him and back at each other. Pogoriki suddenly noticed the toilet.

"The toilet come on!" He said, a dark shadow suddenly cast over them and they turned to Endive holding a plunger.

"Stop right there! You pests!" She said, the three screamed and jumped over to the toilet "Oh no you don't!"

"Now dudes!" Rigby said as Mordecai flushed the toilet and the three jumped into the swirling water, Endive's hand suddenly went into the water and caught what she thought were the three.

"Ah ha! Got you!" She said as she opened her hand to reveal Invader Skoodge.

"Hey there!" he said, outside a fountain gurgled and Pogoriki, Mordecai and Rigby came out from the top, the three gasped for air and saw they were back in the Gravity falls part of the city.

"Huh, so this is what the other side looks like" Mordecai said.

"I thought it would look a little more fluffy" Pogoriki said, suddenly there was stomping and the three turned to see a very angry Endive.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The three screamed as they ran for their lives with Endive following them.

"Get back here you little pests!" Endive yelled, the three ran made a short cut through the Townsville part of the city and jumped over a very deep ditch, Endive however wasn't so lucky.

"Oh fudge bottoms!" She said as she fell into the ditch "I will get out of here! And when I do I will hunt you three down!"

"We lost her! Yes!" Rigby said as they came to the Dimmsdale part of the city and ran into the W.I.T.C.H. House, inside the girls were looking for Pogoriki.

"Don't worry we're here!" Mordecai said as the three crashed throught the door and fell on the floor.

"Hey guys! How did the babysitting job go?" Will asked.

"Was Pogoriki a good boy?" Hay Lin asked.

"He was awesome!" Rigby said, the girls laughed at the racoon's misfortune and saw a that Perch Perkins was reporting that toilets all over the city were clogged and were flooding the city. They suddenly turned their attention to the three.

"What happened when we we're gone?" Irma asked.

"I died because of the guillotine and Mordecai and Rigby tried to get me to the other side" Pogoriki said "But they died too when we used Endives toilet" the girls stared angrily at Mordecai and Rigby and back at Pogoriki.

"You are big trouble you three!" Irma said, Pogoriki groaned while Mordecai and Rigby walked out of the house.

"Well see you guys later" Rigby said.

"Yeah, don't want to turn into frogs!" Mordecai said and they ran out of the house.

"You were really going to turn them into frogs?" Will asked Irma.

"No, I just said that so they wouldn't do anything stupid" Irma said and the girls and Pogoriki laughed.

The end

(A/N: Sorry the story Is a little late, I had a busy week and if there is anything missing from this story, just let me know. Anyway back to suggesting for a special for Cartoon Character craziness, it has to be a funny and crazy adventure featuring G.A.M.P. From the game Xevious. So I am open to suggestions!)