10 REASONS NOT TO TRUST MORGANA

AKA a guide for Arthur Pendragon.

1) She encourages you to go on an adventure where you get chased by giant spiders whilst hanging from a cliff in the middle of an evil witch's monologue.

2) She keeps a knife hidden in her dress somewhere - Sx01 epx04

3) She hires you to kill someone, then kills you.

4) She mysteriously disappears in some episodes whilst you're off risking your backside to save your people.

5) She is such a secret ninja, she doesn't even know it. (Breaking the vase in season 2)

6) The Druid boy really is behind the screen.

7) She never wears the colour yellow.

8) Her father is an evil tyrant.

9) There are waaaaaay to many shots of her in a cloak, lurking in the shadows of your castle for her NOT to have an evil ulterior motive.

10) Oh, and she's an evil cow, in case you hadn't noticed that she's tried to kill you like hundreds of times, only to be stopped by your sexy manservant and his pure skill.