Author's Chapter Notes:
A/N: Warning! Guy on guy action in this chapter! Full of smutty goodness!
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Thanks to my awesome beta Pastiche Pen!
I had never been more thankful of Cullen money than I was the next morning. I hung my head in embarrassment as we delivered a shiny new cruiser to the officer's home along with Rosalie's promise of a supped-up version of his old cruiser. How they managed to smooth over that one I'll never know.
"So, Bella how was sex with my husband?" Rosalie taunted.
"Gah! Not you too!" I rolled my eyes.
The three of us were headed back to Forks. Emmett had decided he wanted a naked run even though the house—which we never made it into—was full of clothes. Alice and Rose had shown up at dawn to pick us up. Rosalie actually squealed in delight at the thought of fixing up the battered cruiser and was having it delivered to Forks later in the day.
"What?" she whined. "You spilled to Alice!"
I let a growl rumble through my chest then let out a heavy sigh.
"All I have to say is… DAMN! Emmett is fucking huge! Everywhere! And the things he can do with those massive hands…Guh!" I screeched.
Alice and Rose burst into a fit of laughter.
"I had a lot of fun." I giggled.
"Okay Rose. Pay up."
Rosalie groaned and handed over a huge wad of cash to Alice. I frowned in confusion.
"What the hell was that about?" I asked Alice.
"Well, Rose and I made a bet on which body part of Emmett's you would comment on first. I said it would be his hands, Rose said his dick. So, I won." she smiled.
"Well, the bet I made with Emmett turned into a tie," I said as I hopped out of the car and sprinted to the cottage.
I could hear Alice sputtering behind me "Wait! What bet? I didn't see any bet…"
I was chuckling at Alice as I approached the cottage, but I stopped short as I heard a voice come from inside.
"Oh…shit… that feels so good…mmm…"
What the hell was Jasper doing at the cottage? I know what it sounds like… but with whom?
I gasped. Oh god, Nessie!
I started to walk away, but, that's when I heard the second voice.
"Fuck… Jasper… Don't stop!"
Holy! Fucking! Shit! Edward?! Ohmgodomygodohmygod! What the fuck!
Calm down Bella, I told myself. You knew this was a possibility.
But my straight laced Edward?
Yep.
Now, I'm curious. I wanna watch.
Only one thing to do then.
And with that I walked through the door.
"Oh, shit, Eddie!"
"Don't be so huffy!"
I raised an eyebrow at the two of them. They were sitting side by side on the couch shirtless, but surprisingly still in jeans.
"Bella! We where just…" Jasper stammered.
"I know exactly what you where up to Jasper and I…" I purred as strolled over to them and squeezed my body between the two, "I really want to watch."
"Love, are you serious?" Edward said as he gave me a peck on the lips.
"Yes, I'm serious. Is that so hard to believe?"
"Well darlin' since you gave us one hell of a show. I think it's only fair that we give you one. What do you think Eddie?"
Edward stared at me. I squirmed. What could he possibly be thinking? Does he think I'm just some kind of pervert?
He snickered, "Bella, you do realize you don't have your shield up, right?"
"Shit," I sighed and put my head in my hands.
"It's okay, love, and I don't think you're a pervert. I'm actually a little turned on by it."
He grabbed my hand and put it between his thighs to prove his point.
"Really?" I asked.
He gave me his crooked smile and stood, grabbing Jasper by the hand.
"Tell me love, what do you want us to do?" I bit my lip. I was so turned on already that my brain wasn't functioning enough to speak. I shook my head before replying.
"W…why don't you pick up where you left off before I so rudely interrupted."
Edward looked into Jasper's eyes. That was when I got hit by a wave of lust from Jasper.
Wow, I thought, Edward, you really can dazzle anyone can't you?
He grinned as he ran his hands over Jasper's smooth chest. Jasper's hands found their way around Edward and grabbed his ass pulling him so that their hips were grinding into each other. They both began to moan at the contact.
I began to wonder how far they were willing to go.
"Jasper why don't you undress Edward for me?"
Jasper nipped at Edward's neck making him sigh before continuing slowly down his body taking nips at his nipples before unbuttoning and removing Edward's jeans. No boxers. Edward had gone commando.
Edward looked over at me questioningly. I smiled and gave a little nod. He then proceeded to lick and suck Jasper's Adam's apple, before reaching for the massive buckle on the belt of Jasper's low-slung, skin tight wranglers. The sight of Edward's lips brushing against Jasper's dick as he pulled down his jeans nearly made me come in my pants. After kicking off his pants Jasper reached down, grabbed Edward by the chin and pulled him up until they were face to face. After breathing in the scent of each other for a few seconds Jasper grabbed Edward by the ass, pulling their hips together. I watched as Edward began to grind against Jasper. I couldn't help myself and began rubbing my clit with my fingers. It was just too hot for words.
"That feels so fucking good…Jasper…baby… come for me."
Baby? I quirked my eyebrow.
I could see them increase their pace. Edward had his hands fisted into Jasper's golden locks and was biting down on his shoulder, while Jasper still had his hands on Edward's cheeks squeezing them with each thrust. I reached my peak when I saw the both of them throw their heads back and release against each other.
When I came back down I opened my eyes to see the two of them caressing each other affectionately. I almost felt like an intruder on their intimate moment. Almost.
"Uh guys? I can leave you two alone if you want," I teased as I went to leave with a grin playing on my lips.
"Oh no, you don't!" Edward growled grabbing me by the waist. "Jazz, as much as I liked that, nothing beats getting some pussy. No offense."
"Whoa, Edward I've never heard you talk like that. I kinda like it," I whispered into his ear.
"Hey man, none taken. I couldn't agree with you more," he said as he grabbed his pants and walked to the door.
I slipped out of Edward's grip and jumped in front of the door.
"Hell, naw you ain't goin' anywhere cowboy," drawled in an imitation of Jasper's sexy accent.
"Bella…" Edward hissed and looked at me questioningly. "What are you up to?"
Jasper started grinning when he realized what I wanted. Edward was a little slower to the punch. He flicked his eyes to Jasper, but I could see the concentration on Jasper's face as he mumbled what sounded like a rhyme in Italian.
"Well, love. I want you both. At the same time." I said giving him my biggest puppy dog eyes.
I raced over to Jasper and jumped into his arms wrapping my legs around his waist and began attacking his neck with kisses. Jasper caught on to what I was trying to do and began sucking my breasts through my tank top.
"Oh Jasper," I breathed. "That feels so good…uh… more Jasper more!"
I heard Edward's growl behind me and couldn't suppress my giggle. Apparently, neither could Jasper.
"Dude, look." He said approaching the two of us. Jasper sent out such a powerful wave of lust that I felt myself getting wet again and Edward and Jasper both got hard again.
"What, I'm not your baby anymore?" Jasper said with a fake pout as he reached out and stroked Edward's dick.
Edward put one hand on his hip and pinched the bridge of his nose with the other. I knew that look, he was pissed. I jumped down from Jaspers embrace—maybe we pushed him too far.
"Love? Talk to me. We don't have to do anything." I said as I tried to get him to look at me.
I looked to Jasper, and he just shrugged that's when I heard the low rumble of Edward's laugh behind me.
"You're such an ass!" I yelled and smacked him on the back of the head.
"Ow! Love! What, you can dish it out but you can't take it." he said rubbing the back of his head.
Jasper was actually doubled over in laughter.
"You were in on it, weren't you?"
I smacked him on the back of the head as well.
"What the hell, Bells? It was funny! We got you good!" Jasper cackled.
I quickly threw up my shield and stamped my foot as I huffed over to the couch. Before I even had the chance to plop down they were both at my sides.
"Awe, darlin', don't be mad. We'll make it up to you, won't we, Eddie?"
"Of course, we will, love. Do you really think I would deny you anything?"
I looked up at them and fluttered my lashes as I blew a kiss at the both of them.
"Gotcha back!" I squealed and ran to the bedroom throwing myself into the luscious pillows piled on our bed. Edward and Jasper were both next to me in seconds.
"You know, Jasper, Bella here has been a very naughty girl the past few weeks," Edward said as he began ripping my tank down the center.
"Has she now? What naughty things have you been up to Bella?" Jasper asked as he began shredding my jeans off.
"Well let's see…I did sleep with your wife and sister, at the same time might I add. Oh yeah, and fucked my son-in-law and two brothers," I giggled.
"Then Edward and I are just going to have to punish you, aren't we, Eddie?" he said pinching my nipples hard.
I let out a high pitched squeak which earned grins from both of them.
Jasper grabbed me roughly by the hips and flipped me over.
"Get on your knees, you little slut!" Edward spat.
I was in total shock as I looked back at him and glared.
Did you just call me a slut! I thought knowing he could hear me.
He mouthed an "I love you," before scowling at me again. I chuckled.
"Oh, so you think that's funny do you?" Jasper said, and I felt his ice cold hand land hard across my backside.
I let out a weird little half yelp, half moan that seemed to egg them both on because the next thing I knew I felt both of their hands come down at the same time.
Now, I let out an actual yelp of pain!
"Fucking shit! That actually hurt, you assholes!"
"Oh, Bella, you know you like it," Edward hissed into my ear.
Yeah, actually I did.
Edward grabbed me by the waist and pulled me up high enough so Jasper could slip underneath me.
"Now Bella we are going to fuck you senseless in both your tight holes. Do you have a problem with that?"
"Please just fuck me!"
I felt Jasper slide easily into my wet core. He stayed still while he waited for Edward to enter me from behind. Edward took his time to spread the wetness from between my thighs to my tight hole. He shoved a finger in to make me relax my muscles. I clenched instead.
"Bella, love, you are going to have to relax if this is going work."
I nodded and made my body relax. Edward then slowly entered me.
"Fuck!" I screamed.
Having the two of them fill me completely was so fucking fantastic, but it was nothing compared to when they actually got into a rhythm. I rolled with my first mind blowing orgasm within minutes, and they slowed just enough to let me down from my high before pounding into me again.
Jasper yelled random obscenities between his thrusts as Edward yelled my name as well as Jasper's.
I could feel my second orgasm build, and I wanted them to go with me.
"Come for me! Both of you bitches!" I screamed.
I felt the twitch of Edward as he shot his load into me, causing me to clench my walls around Jasper. I felt Jasper come with me, and the three of us fell over the edge in ecstasy.
I collapsed onto Jasper's chest, and Edward collapsed onto my back into a Bella sandwich.
"Well, well, well. I sure as hell didn't see this coming!"
We all jumped and collided into each other as we tried to sit up.
"Gotcha again, Jazzy!" squealed the pixie standing in the doorway.
Jasper just groaned and collapsed back on the bed. We all burst into a fit of laughter.
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