Chapter 8 : The cheese is alive people !!

Me : I'm back more insane than ever !!! Mwuhahahahaha !!

Lance : . . . Is there something you'd like to say to the readers ?

Me : . . ? oh , yeah , I almost forgot ! Thanks for your Reviews ! I love you all ^-^ !!!

Lance : Good girl . . .

Me : Well , here we go again . . .

***************************** After this shocking art class , everybody was looking at Ren and Yoh with suspicious eyes . When Ren was about to repeat for de 200 time that he wasn't gay , the dinner bell rang and this is when the horror stated . . .

Ren : I'm not gay !!! I swear !!We-were-practicing-the-play . . .

Ed : Well , at least I'm not the one who had to kiss Ren . . . I like my iceberg costume !

Kaymaith : Hey guys ! did we miss something ? C.T.R told me that Ren kissed Yoh on the Mouth ! *grabs Yoh * Tell me you're not gay !!!!!!! Please !!!!!!

Yoh : I'm not gay and I don't like Ren !! He's just my friend !!

Kyle : Are you sure ? we won't reject you if ya told us the truth . . .

Wusai : Hey !!! wait for me ! Ren , you can't lie to me : are you in love with Yoh ?

Ren : No ! I'm not in love with you or Yoh !!

Sakura-chan : Of course not ! He likes me !! * Hugs Ren* Don't you my little kitty ?

Ren : NO ! I DON'T LIKE NOBODY AND NOBODY LIKES ME , OKAY ?!!

Lyserg : Hum . . . dude . . . did you just say that nobody likes you ? Ha ! ha ! Nobody likes Ren ! Nobody likes Ren !

Horohoro : It's not true !

Lyserg : Okay then , Horohoro likes Ren ! Horohoro Likes Ren !

Horohoro : Hey , I'm not gay like those two freaks !

Ren : I just told ya--

Ed : Hey , guys ! lets got eat something , now I'm starving !!

Kaymaith : Hey ! where's Kyle ?

Kyle:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

Lyserg : What's the matter , baby ?

Kyle : I forgot my lunch . . .

Ren : Well , just go buy some food at the cafeteria . . .

Kyle : Are you crazy !? *grabs Ren * Do you wish my death ?

Sakura-chan/Wusai (at the same time) : Don't touch MY Ren !!

Sakura-chan : Your Ren ?

Wusai : Yes , MY Ren !

C.T.R : Cut it out , guys ! Kyle's in deep , deep shit !

Kyle : I'm gonna die !! Nooooooooooooo ! I'm too young to die !

Lyserg : Don't worry , if you die I'll take you has my ghosts !

Ed : Don't be so depressed ! I'll go with ya buy that diabolical food, my friend !

At the dinner table . . .

Wusai : 'k , this side is for Ren fans and the other is for all you losers who likes someone else !

B.C. : Yoh and Hao are a LOT more hot than your baka Chinese sissy !

Misai : Yeah , Lyserg's the MAN !

Kaymaith : Man ? c'mon he have to take of his pants to make people believe that he's a guy !

C.T.R : You're all soooooo ! immature ! c'mon , Wusai ! I wanna sit on this side of the table !

Sakura-chan : sorry ! Ren fan girls only !

S.K.R : Non ! not an engueulade , pleaze ! letz all agree that they're all szpiffy ! . . . . except Hao .

B.C. : Hao's handsome ! glad for ya , Ed isn't here ! to hear this .

At the , well . . . you know the place where you buy the cafeteria food . . .

Kyle : Hum . . . orange cheese or white cheese that is almost green ?

Ed : Good question . . . hum . . . what about . . . the orange one !

Kyle : Yeah , good choice ! now lets go pay this food !! I'm starving !

Cashier : You've just made the biggest mistake of your life Kyle or should I say . . . Kelly !

Ed : Omigod ! It's Hao ! MY little Hao-sweetie-chan !! *hugs Hao*

Hao : Hey . . . put me down ! you're running the mood !

Ed : Sorry !* grins* I couldn't resist at this evil smile you made . . .

Hao : Yeah , well , anyway . . . I-am-going-to-kill-you-Kyle . . .

Kyle : Ips !

Ed : And -I-wanna-marry-you-Hao !

Hao : I-already-said-no !

Ed : Why-are-we-talking-like-this ?

Hao : Ah ! the hell with this ! Now , Behold my power !

5 minutes later . . .

Hao : . . .

Ed : If you wanna do something interesting , take of those pants !

Kyle : Can I know why are you standing on that cash machine with your arms wide open ?

Hao : I . . . don't understand my magic doesn't seems to work here . . .

Horohoro : There's a simple explanation for this ! (pointing the orange cheese) that thing is absorbing all of your shammanic powers !

Yoh : Yeah ! and mine too ! I can't see Amidamaru ! where are you my loyal friend ?

Kyle : That cheese is absorbing shaman's power ! now that's cool !

Ed : Spiffy . . . just spiffy !

Cheese : Blup ! Blup !

Lyserg : hum . . . is this just me , or that cheese just moved ?

Ren : No , I saw it too . . .

Horohoro : Cool ! living cafeteria cheese !

Ed : Look ! it's trying to get out of his plate !

Hao (still standing on the cash machine with his hand wide open) : Helloooooooooooo ? the super villain's still there !

Yoh : Yeah , yeah . . . that cheese is moving why should we pay attention to you !

Hao : . . . but . . . but . . .

Kyle : Shut up ! we're trying to hear what is the cheese saying !

Lyserg : It says : "Blup , Blup !"

Ren : Talking cheese cool . . .

Hao : Alright ! I had enough ! pay attention to me !

Kyle : Hush , man , the cheese is trying to express himself !

Hao : You're not giving me any choice , then . . .

Okay , you wanna imagine something really , really gross ? Well , Hao started to walk in the direction of the cheese he took it and . . .

Ed : Super eeeeeeew ! He swallowed it !

Yoh : eeeeeeeeeew ! I can't believe you're my twin brother !

Kyle : I think I'm gonna barf !

Hao : . . . Anyway , now ! behold my . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrg !!!

Lyserg : What's yer problem ?

Hao : Cheese . . . I have to go . . . to the . . . .. BATHROOOOOOOOOOOM !

Ed : Eeeeeew ! now he has diarrhea !

Kyle : Poor , pool little Hao . . . No ! I'm kidding ! Ha ! ha ! you deserve it ya fat ass !

Hao (from the toilet) : My ass is not fat !

Ed : True ! his ass is the sexiest part of his body after the (blushing). . . well , you know . . . !

Lyserg (taking Kyle's arm) : Shall we go eat , now ?

Kyle : Good idea . . .Hum . . . Lyserg ?

Lyserg : Yes ?

Kyle : Do you want my orange cheese ?

At the dinner table . . .

B.C. : Welcome , back guys !

Ed : You missed one funny adventure !

Kyle : Yeah , I'll never look at cheese with the same eyes again . . .

Yoh (while sitting at the table) : Yeap ! Hey what's for lunch ?

Sakura-chan : I knew it !

Yoh : Knew what ?

Wusai : You just sat on the "Ren fan girls side" !

Yoh : But I . . . Darn it !

Me : THE END ! (to be continued)

Lance : Never trust your school cafeteria food !

Me : Back to school day advice ! * crying* In two days I'll back to school nooooooo ! oh great spirit ! grant me a wish and destroy all the school in the world !

Lance : You have to be shaman king to ask something to the great spirit !

Me : Well , 500 years ago I was the shaman king !

Lance : You're scaring me !

Me : My real name isn't Hao don't worry ! Mwuhahahahahahaha . . . I want reviews . . . Mwuhahahaha !

Lance : Hum . . . see ya folks , have fun !