Chapter 8 : The cheese is alive people !!
Me : I'm back more insane than ever !!! Mwuhahahahaha !!
Lance : . . . Is there something you'd like to say to the readers ?
Me : . . ? oh , yeah , I almost forgot ! Thanks for your Reviews ! I love you all ^-^ !!!
Lance : Good girl . . .
Me : Well , here we go again . . .
***************************** After this shocking art class , everybody was looking at Ren and Yoh with suspicious eyes . When Ren was about to repeat for de 200 time that he wasn't gay , the dinner bell rang and this is when the horror stated . . .
Ren : I'm not gay !!! I swear !!We-were-practicing-the-play . . .
Ed : Well , at least I'm not the one who had to kiss Ren . . . I like my iceberg costume !
Kaymaith : Hey guys ! did we miss something ? C.T.R told me that Ren kissed Yoh on the Mouth ! *grabs Yoh * Tell me you're not gay !!!!!!! Please !!!!!!
Yoh : I'm not gay and I don't like Ren !! He's just my friend !!
Kyle : Are you sure ? we won't reject you if ya told us the truth . . .
Wusai : Hey !!! wait for me ! Ren , you can't lie to me : are you in love with Yoh ?
Ren : No ! I'm not in love with you or Yoh !!
Sakura-chan : Of course not ! He likes me !! * Hugs Ren* Don't you my little kitty ?
Ren : NO ! I DON'T LIKE NOBODY AND NOBODY LIKES ME , OKAY ?!!
Lyserg : Hum . . . dude . . . did you just say that nobody likes you ? Ha ! ha ! Nobody likes Ren ! Nobody likes Ren !
Horohoro : It's not true !
Lyserg : Okay then , Horohoro likes Ren ! Horohoro Likes Ren !
Horohoro : Hey , I'm not gay like those two freaks !
Ren : I just told ya--
Ed : Hey , guys ! lets got eat something , now I'm starving !!
Kaymaith : Hey ! where's Kyle ?
Kyle:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Lyserg : What's the matter , baby ?
Kyle : I forgot my lunch . . .
Ren : Well , just go buy some food at the cafeteria . . .
Kyle : Are you crazy !? *grabs Ren * Do you wish my death ?
Sakura-chan/Wusai (at the same time) : Don't touch MY Ren !!
Sakura-chan : Your Ren ?
Wusai : Yes , MY Ren !
C.T.R : Cut it out , guys ! Kyle's in deep , deep shit !
Kyle : I'm gonna die !! Nooooooooooooo ! I'm too young to die !
Lyserg : Don't worry , if you die I'll take you has my ghosts !
Ed : Don't be so depressed ! I'll go with ya buy that diabolical food, my friend !
At the dinner table . . .
Wusai : 'k , this side is for Ren fans and the other is for all you losers who likes someone else !
B.C. : Yoh and Hao are a LOT more hot than your baka Chinese sissy !
Misai : Yeah , Lyserg's the MAN !
Kaymaith : Man ? c'mon he have to take of his pants to make people believe that he's a guy !
C.T.R : You're all soooooo ! immature ! c'mon , Wusai ! I wanna sit on this side of the table !
Sakura-chan : sorry ! Ren fan girls only !
S.K.R : Non ! not an engueulade , pleaze ! letz all agree that they're all szpiffy ! . . . . except Hao .
B.C. : Hao's handsome ! glad for ya , Ed isn't here ! to hear this .
At the , well . . . you know the place where you buy the cafeteria food . . .
Kyle : Hum . . . orange cheese or white cheese that is almost green ?
Ed : Good question . . . hum . . . what about . . . the orange one !
Kyle : Yeah , good choice ! now lets go pay this food !! I'm starving !
Cashier : You've just made the biggest mistake of your life Kyle or should I say . . . Kelly !
Ed : Omigod ! It's Hao ! MY little Hao-sweetie-chan !! *hugs Hao*
Hao : Hey . . . put me down ! you're running the mood !
Ed : Sorry !* grins* I couldn't resist at this evil smile you made . . .
Hao : Yeah , well , anyway . . . I-am-going-to-kill-you-Kyle . . .
Kyle : Ips !
Ed : And -I-wanna-marry-you-Hao !
Hao : I-already-said-no !
Ed : Why-are-we-talking-like-this ?
Hao : Ah ! the hell with this ! Now , Behold my power !
5 minutes later . . .
Hao : . . .
Ed : If you wanna do something interesting , take of those pants !
Kyle : Can I know why are you standing on that cash machine with your arms wide open ?
Hao : I . . . don't understand my magic doesn't seems to work here . . .
Horohoro : There's a simple explanation for this ! (pointing the orange cheese) that thing is absorbing all of your shammanic powers !
Yoh : Yeah ! and mine too ! I can't see Amidamaru ! where are you my loyal friend ?
Kyle : That cheese is absorbing shaman's power ! now that's cool !
Ed : Spiffy . . . just spiffy !
Cheese : Blup ! Blup !
Lyserg : hum . . . is this just me , or that cheese just moved ?
Ren : No , I saw it too . . .
Horohoro : Cool ! living cafeteria cheese !
Ed : Look ! it's trying to get out of his plate !
Hao (still standing on the cash machine with his hand wide open) : Helloooooooooooo ? the super villain's still there !
Yoh : Yeah , yeah . . . that cheese is moving why should we pay attention to you !
Hao : . . . but . . . but . . .
Kyle : Shut up ! we're trying to hear what is the cheese saying !
Lyserg : It says : "Blup , Blup !"
Ren : Talking cheese cool . . .
Hao : Alright ! I had enough ! pay attention to me !
Kyle : Hush , man , the cheese is trying to express himself !
Hao : You're not giving me any choice , then . . .
Okay , you wanna imagine something really , really gross ? Well , Hao started to walk in the direction of the cheese he took it and . . .
Ed : Super eeeeeeew ! He swallowed it !
Yoh : eeeeeeeeeew ! I can't believe you're my twin brother !
Kyle : I think I'm gonna barf !
Hao : . . . Anyway , now ! behold my . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrg !!!
Lyserg : What's yer problem ?
Hao : Cheese . . . I have to go . . . to the . . . .. BATHROOOOOOOOOOOM !
Ed : Eeeeeew ! now he has diarrhea !
Kyle : Poor , pool little Hao . . . No ! I'm kidding ! Ha ! ha ! you deserve it ya fat ass !
Hao (from the toilet) : My ass is not fat !
Ed : True ! his ass is the sexiest part of his body after the (blushing). . . well , you know . . . !
Lyserg (taking Kyle's arm) : Shall we go eat , now ?
Kyle : Good idea . . .Hum . . . Lyserg ?
Lyserg : Yes ?
Kyle : Do you want my orange cheese ?
At the dinner table . . .
B.C. : Welcome , back guys !
Ed : You missed one funny adventure !
Kyle : Yeah , I'll never look at cheese with the same eyes again . . .
Yoh (while sitting at the table) : Yeap ! Hey what's for lunch ?
Sakura-chan : I knew it !
Yoh : Knew what ?
Wusai : You just sat on the "Ren fan girls side" !
Yoh : But I . . . Darn it !
Me : THE END ! (to be continued)
Lance : Never trust your school cafeteria food !
Me : Back to school day advice ! * crying* In two days I'll back to school nooooooo ! oh great spirit ! grant me a wish and destroy all the school in the world !
Lance : You have to be shaman king to ask something to the great spirit !
Me : Well , 500 years ago I was the shaman king !
Lance : You're scaring me !
Me : My real name isn't Hao don't worry ! Mwuhahahahahahaha . . . I want reviews . . . Mwuhahahaha !
Lance : Hum . . . see ya folks , have fun !
Me : I'm back more insane than ever !!! Mwuhahahahaha !!
Lance : . . . Is there something you'd like to say to the readers ?
Me : . . ? oh , yeah , I almost forgot ! Thanks for your Reviews ! I love you all ^-^ !!!
Lance : Good girl . . .
Me : Well , here we go again . . .
***************************** After this shocking art class , everybody was looking at Ren and Yoh with suspicious eyes . When Ren was about to repeat for de 200 time that he wasn't gay , the dinner bell rang and this is when the horror stated . . .
Ren : I'm not gay !!! I swear !!We-were-practicing-the-play . . .
Ed : Well , at least I'm not the one who had to kiss Ren . . . I like my iceberg costume !
Kaymaith : Hey guys ! did we miss something ? C.T.R told me that Ren kissed Yoh on the Mouth ! *grabs Yoh * Tell me you're not gay !!!!!!! Please !!!!!!
Yoh : I'm not gay and I don't like Ren !! He's just my friend !!
Kyle : Are you sure ? we won't reject you if ya told us the truth . . .
Wusai : Hey !!! wait for me ! Ren , you can't lie to me : are you in love with Yoh ?
Ren : No ! I'm not in love with you or Yoh !!
Sakura-chan : Of course not ! He likes me !! * Hugs Ren* Don't you my little kitty ?
Ren : NO ! I DON'T LIKE NOBODY AND NOBODY LIKES ME , OKAY ?!!
Lyserg : Hum . . . dude . . . did you just say that nobody likes you ? Ha ! ha ! Nobody likes Ren ! Nobody likes Ren !
Horohoro : It's not true !
Lyserg : Okay then , Horohoro likes Ren ! Horohoro Likes Ren !
Horohoro : Hey , I'm not gay like those two freaks !
Ren : I just told ya--
Ed : Hey , guys ! lets got eat something , now I'm starving !!
Kaymaith : Hey ! where's Kyle ?
Kyle:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Lyserg : What's the matter , baby ?
Kyle : I forgot my lunch . . .
Ren : Well , just go buy some food at the cafeteria . . .
Kyle : Are you crazy !? *grabs Ren * Do you wish my death ?
Sakura-chan/Wusai (at the same time) : Don't touch MY Ren !!
Sakura-chan : Your Ren ?
Wusai : Yes , MY Ren !
C.T.R : Cut it out , guys ! Kyle's in deep , deep shit !
Kyle : I'm gonna die !! Nooooooooooooo ! I'm too young to die !
Lyserg : Don't worry , if you die I'll take you has my ghosts !
Ed : Don't be so depressed ! I'll go with ya buy that diabolical food, my friend !
At the dinner table . . .
Wusai : 'k , this side is for Ren fans and the other is for all you losers who likes someone else !
B.C. : Yoh and Hao are a LOT more hot than your baka Chinese sissy !
Misai : Yeah , Lyserg's the MAN !
Kaymaith : Man ? c'mon he have to take of his pants to make people believe that he's a guy !
C.T.R : You're all soooooo ! immature ! c'mon , Wusai ! I wanna sit on this side of the table !
Sakura-chan : sorry ! Ren fan girls only !
S.K.R : Non ! not an engueulade , pleaze ! letz all agree that they're all szpiffy ! . . . . except Hao .
B.C. : Hao's handsome ! glad for ya , Ed isn't here ! to hear this .
At the , well . . . you know the place where you buy the cafeteria food . . .
Kyle : Hum . . . orange cheese or white cheese that is almost green ?
Ed : Good question . . . hum . . . what about . . . the orange one !
Kyle : Yeah , good choice ! now lets go pay this food !! I'm starving !
Cashier : You've just made the biggest mistake of your life Kyle or should I say . . . Kelly !
Ed : Omigod ! It's Hao ! MY little Hao-sweetie-chan !! *hugs Hao*
Hao : Hey . . . put me down ! you're running the mood !
Ed : Sorry !* grins* I couldn't resist at this evil smile you made . . .
Hao : Yeah , well , anyway . . . I-am-going-to-kill-you-Kyle . . .
Kyle : Ips !
Ed : And -I-wanna-marry-you-Hao !
Hao : I-already-said-no !
Ed : Why-are-we-talking-like-this ?
Hao : Ah ! the hell with this ! Now , Behold my power !
5 minutes later . . .
Hao : . . .
Ed : If you wanna do something interesting , take of those pants !
Kyle : Can I know why are you standing on that cash machine with your arms wide open ?
Hao : I . . . don't understand my magic doesn't seems to work here . . .
Horohoro : There's a simple explanation for this ! (pointing the orange cheese) that thing is absorbing all of your shammanic powers !
Yoh : Yeah ! and mine too ! I can't see Amidamaru ! where are you my loyal friend ?
Kyle : That cheese is absorbing shaman's power ! now that's cool !
Ed : Spiffy . . . just spiffy !
Cheese : Blup ! Blup !
Lyserg : hum . . . is this just me , or that cheese just moved ?
Ren : No , I saw it too . . .
Horohoro : Cool ! living cafeteria cheese !
Ed : Look ! it's trying to get out of his plate !
Hao (still standing on the cash machine with his hand wide open) : Helloooooooooooo ? the super villain's still there !
Yoh : Yeah , yeah . . . that cheese is moving why should we pay attention to you !
Hao : . . . but . . . but . . .
Kyle : Shut up ! we're trying to hear what is the cheese saying !
Lyserg : It says : "Blup , Blup !"
Ren : Talking cheese cool . . .
Hao : Alright ! I had enough ! pay attention to me !
Kyle : Hush , man , the cheese is trying to express himself !
Hao : You're not giving me any choice , then . . .
Okay , you wanna imagine something really , really gross ? Well , Hao started to walk in the direction of the cheese he took it and . . .
Ed : Super eeeeeeew ! He swallowed it !
Yoh : eeeeeeeeeew ! I can't believe you're my twin brother !
Kyle : I think I'm gonna barf !
Hao : . . . Anyway , now ! behold my . . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrg !!!
Lyserg : What's yer problem ?
Hao : Cheese . . . I have to go . . . to the . . . .. BATHROOOOOOOOOOOM !
Ed : Eeeeeew ! now he has diarrhea !
Kyle : Poor , pool little Hao . . . No ! I'm kidding ! Ha ! ha ! you deserve it ya fat ass !
Hao (from the toilet) : My ass is not fat !
Ed : True ! his ass is the sexiest part of his body after the (blushing). . . well , you know . . . !
Lyserg (taking Kyle's arm) : Shall we go eat , now ?
Kyle : Good idea . . .Hum . . . Lyserg ?
Lyserg : Yes ?
Kyle : Do you want my orange cheese ?
At the dinner table . . .
B.C. : Welcome , back guys !
Ed : You missed one funny adventure !
Kyle : Yeah , I'll never look at cheese with the same eyes again . . .
Yoh (while sitting at the table) : Yeap ! Hey what's for lunch ?
Sakura-chan : I knew it !
Yoh : Knew what ?
Wusai : You just sat on the "Ren fan girls side" !
Yoh : But I . . . Darn it !
Me : THE END ! (to be continued)
Lance : Never trust your school cafeteria food !
Me : Back to school day advice ! * crying* In two days I'll back to school nooooooo ! oh great spirit ! grant me a wish and destroy all the school in the world !
Lance : You have to be shaman king to ask something to the great spirit !
Me : Well , 500 years ago I was the shaman king !
Lance : You're scaring me !
Me : My real name isn't Hao don't worry ! Mwuhahahahahahaha . . . I want reviews . . . Mwuhahahaha !
Lance : Hum . . . see ya folks , have fun !
