CHAPTER 8 :Egypt?: (Percy)

PERCY

"Crap!" The blonde girl said, "What? That I'm greek?" I asked bitterly, "No, and I'm Sadie" The blonde girl said, "Right ... and Blackjack, how come you didn't take me to Olympus?" I asked Blackjack
I forgot boss, and I was positive this was a doughnut shop!
"Don't call me that Blackjack, and really? A balcony on a warehouse! You thought that was a doughnut shop?" I asked almost positive someone messed his brains up
Yeah, All I could smell was doughnut's! So many! Hey, can we go to a doughnut shop afterwards?
"Blackjack, you'd give every cop a heart attack!" Then I released everyone was starring at me, "Are you bloody messed up in the head?" The girl, Sadie asked, "No, My dad Poseidon created horses so I can understand what there saying" I snapped. "So, your greek?" some other blonde chick asked. I nodded, "And you are Egyptian?" I asked, "Yeah" Sadie said, "Right. Those things invading your camp, at what? Long Island?" I nodded, "Long Island our camp. For demigods" Then a rock sailed and hit the window, "PERSUS JACKSON!" A voice I knew to familiar said, "Mrs. Dodds!" I said and pulled out Riptide, "Okay, a pen? You're going to charge at the flying lady, Mrs. Dodds, with a pen because?" Sadie asked, "One, she's a monster, two Riptide is not a pen!" I snapped and uncapped it and 2 foot sword grew. Then Sadie screamed "A SWORD!" I nodded, "UNTIL NEXT TIME PERCY JACKSON!" Mrs. Dodds screeched then disappeared in a gold shower. Then I recapped my pen/sword and shoved it into my pocket Hey, A swimming pool boss, Time to go for a dip! Blackjack said, walked over, and dumped me into the pool. During the entire time I didn't notice what was going on until I hit the cold water, "BLACKJACK!" I shouted underwater, "Gods!" I muttered and climbed onto the surface and once again everyone was starring at me, "What?" I snapped, "Your dry!" Someone 10 year old, "What?" I said then looked down. I totally forgot to make myself get wet, "Oops!" I said, "Know, my camp is being attacked, can we go?" I asked, and Sadie shook her head, "Come on! Now what?" I asked, and Sadie smiled evilly, "Tas!" she shouted and pink ribbons flew out of no where tying me up, I tried to say let me go but it came out as Mrrph! Urg! Gods, I hate it when this happens to me. Suddenly the ribbons covering my head disappeared, "GODS REALLY!" I shouted, A couple people laughed. Blackjack was staring at me, Gee boss, you're in a tangle "Shut it Blackjack!" I muttered. Grover? I thought Grover, help! I landed on the balcony on some not-mortal house. And now I'm tied up in ribbons. Say what? Grover thought back, Yes! Give me a sec ... Everyone's laughing at you! I mean, we send you to get help, and, Carter ties them up, and you're in tied up in ribbons! Gods, don't make this mo- And a female did it! Carter is positive it's Sadie! Her, yup, I met her. SHE'S EVIL! SEND HELP! S.O.S! In a sec ... Okay, everyone know now's Sadie did it! GROVER! It's funny though! Fine, I'll just tell Thalia you love her! WHAT! NO DON'T! Ah-ha! MWA-HA-HA-HA! "Um, Hello? Did you hear my question?" Sadie asked, "No, I was thinking!" I muttered, "Thinking, yeah, sure. Right" Sadie said, "Now. Answer me this: Why are you hear?" I bit my lip. I already told them and they didn't believe me. "I told you, I was trying to go to Olympus. And Blackjack smelled doughnut from here and crashed" Sadie glared at me. Then the ribbons disappeared. Then I thought about summing a wave and sure enough the water in the pool obeyed and I was the only one who didn't get soaked. A ten year old glared at me and summoned, penguins! I burst out laughing so hard, "How-dare-YOU!" The ten year old shouted, "Felix" Sadie said "Calm down" Felix then shouted "HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT MY PENGUINS! I DID NOT LAUGH WHEN YOU PULLED OUT A PEN! I'LL KILL YOU" I dodged when he charged at me, and fell into the pool. Then Felix started to swear at me, "God, Felix when did you learn those words?" Sadie asked. Then I noticed the shadows started form the shape of a boy until Nico appeared which left Felix speechless, "Percy, Grover told us you were trapped in ribbons" Nico said, "Nico, you look like you're going to pass out" I told him, "Took 50 tries, Goodnight" Nico said then passed out. I started to laugh, "Oh Nico" (A/N reference to "Oh Nico" Because Oh Nico is just hilarious) "your friend pass's out and you laugh" The person who looks like a jazz singer said, "I agree with Amos" Sadie said. Face palm time, "God, you have no heart for penguins or your friends" Felix said, "Hey. I love sea creatures and horses" I protested, "But-they-aren't-PENGUINS" Felix shouted, "Felix" I said, "DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA-WHAT-A-PENGUIN-IS?" "Felix" "PENGUINS-ARE-BEST-ANIMAL-TO-WALK-THE-EARTH!" "Felix" "I-HATE-ANY-ONE-WHO-HATES-PENGUINS" "Felix" "DIE!" "Felix" "GO-AWAY" "Felix" "SHUT-UP!" "Felix" "I-HATE-YOU" "SHUT UP!" I shouted, "Okay, but you have been warned" I sighed, "Okay, look. Just, my camp, Please?" I asked

ANNABETH

I sighed. Percy went for help 2 hours ago, then Grover tells everyone he got tied in ribbons by Sadie. Then Nico agree's to help find him. Then Nico goes missing. "Grover, try your emphany link" I begged, "I am" He snapped, "Try HARDER!" I yelled and he flinched, "Sorry ... I'll try" I waited a couple of seconds then a giant black blob flew down and landed, in other terms: Blackjack and Percy

N/A: Sup guys. Trying to make this funny and long. I don't know how to spell "Emphany"