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"I didn't even get to meet Pedro." Lilly grumbled as they packed all of there stuff the day of their departure.
"Are you kidding me Lilly, we saw tons of Italian guys." Miley replied dumping a pile of clothes untidily into her open suitcase and trying to sit on it to squash them all in.
"I didn't talk to any of them! Oliver was doing something weird every time and scared them all away."
Miley couldn't help but laugh," He did send them running when he attempted to moonwalk in the middle of the busiest street in the whole of Rome."
"Who knew you could fall on your butt that way …" Lilly shook her head to dislodge her thoughts." I wanted a picture of Pedro."
"Lilly! Italian guys aren't called Pedro."
"I bet you my new prada purse they are! I couldn't find a guy with any other name."
"Did you notice any of the guys you were yelling at … scarily can I add ... Out of the limo window reply when you yelled Pedro, Pedro where is your scooter?" she did an imitation.
"I'm looking for Pedro in England." Lilly frowned.
"Good look with that, now I'm going to get Oliver to put all of the stuff that won't fit in my five suitcases in his. That way I'll be able to dump most of his palm tree shirts off the balcony." Miley strode through the adjoining door without knocking.
"Smokin Oken, the best dressed, sweet talking, chick magnet." Miley called all sweetly.
He came running out of the bathroom with a plunger.
"What did you do now?" Miley groaned.
"Do you really want to know?" he hid the plunger behind his back guiltily.
"I'm just going to pretend I saw nothing and steal your suitcase." She tip toed over to it and put a finger to her lips.
"Oh no." he came over, picked her up easily and deposited her near her own door."
She pouted and gave him the sad face.
He hated it when she did that, he had the resistance of a child in a free candy shop … oh his ultimate dream to be that child.
"Why are you sucking your thumb?" Miley broke his thoughts as she stood in the hand on the hip stance.
"Thought it was a candy cane." He shrugged.
"You're crazy."
"So are you!"
"You fell down the lobby stairs 2 days in a row!"
He winced as he reminisced," I have a bruise the size of Texas on my butt." He rubbed it tenderly.
"My boot can go up it if you don't let me borrow your suitcase." She threatened sweetly kicking out her leg.
He didn't want her heels anywhere near his derriere.
So he caved, like always because he could never say no to her.
"You're the greatest Oliver!" she leapt on him with a big bear hug.
"I've been told that." He said into her long, soft hair." You smell great …" he muttered to himself.
"What?"
"I snorted a grape." He squeezed both his nostrils," That fruit is dangerous! It's even worse than when I got the banana stuck-"
"I don't even wanna hear." Miley raised her hand and went to grab his suitcase.
"But it's a good story." He whined with a pout of his own. His sad face would not work on her.
"Your sad face will not work on me." She paused and looked at his dresser and gave a sneaky glance at him. "I'm taking that popcorn, Oh yeah." She picked it up and shuffled into her own room.
"I also got popcorn stuck in my-"
"Don't wanna hear it." She called but then her pretty face reappeared at the doorway with the popcorn packet held at arms length," This better be a sealed packet boy."
"As fresh as it can be baby." He put a hand on his heart.
"Don't burst your Pecs." She warned him with a smile.
"They're non-refundable." He sighed with a prod at his own chest even though of course his body was really toned and he didn't need inflatable muscles anymore.
"Guess what." Jackson burst into his room excitedly as Miley and Lilly went back to arguing who got to put there mountains of stuff in the extra suitcase first.
-"These are designer!"
-"I just got this yesterday, I don't want it creased!"
"What's crackin Jackson?" Oliver asked, admiring his sea shell necklace in the mirror.
"Erm that mirror." He pointed at it and made a shattering noise.
"You're just jealous my hair is nicer than yours."
"You wouldn't believe the amount of girls I've had to fight off in the lobby as they saw my 'billboard worthy' hair!"
"Dude, there's like no teenage girls in this hotel."
"What's your point?"
"You just said-"
"Can I please finish telling you my news?"
"You didn't even start it."
"And you won't hit the age of 17 if you don't shut your yap and let me talk." Jackson glared with a rolled up fist.
"Somebody is a little moody today … PMS?" Oliver suggested.
Jackson made to step forward but thought again," I guess you don't want to hear about Jake Ryan leaving Italy then …"
Oliver did a happy dance of his own," He's going back to Ro-mania. The zombie slayer is go-one. Miley can par-ty."
"No." Jackson shook his head," Far from it."
"Say what!"
"You sound like my sister when you do that." Jackson shuddered.
"Focus here goldy locks, what about Jake Ryan?"
"He's apparently." He did air quotes,"Following Hannah Montana on her tour around Europe."
"Miley's Hannah Montana." Oliver said blankly.
Jackson waited until it clicked.
"But- but-but."
"3." Jackson tapped his watch.
"That means …"
"2."
Silence.
"1"
"He's going to be following Miley around the country trying to get on her good side so she'll be all –'Jake; Jake let me be your prisoner in your spooky mansion'- No dude, no way! Miley is Hannah, he's just doing this to stalk her and plan her kidnap the first opportunity he gets … I'm calling the FBI."
"Slow your roll Nancy Drew, why are you so keen on shipping the zombie slayer in a box back to Romania?"
"Because he's evil." Oliver did the scary eyes.
"Is it because." Jackson smirked," Somebody's jealous?"
"I'm sure Lilly is fine with it, they still have girl tim-"
"I'm talking about you, you big imbecile." Jackson punched him on the arm impatiently.
"Me." He stood back all shocked and eyes wide. "Me?"
"No, Pedro, Lilly's imaginary friend." Jackson rolled his eyes," Of course you."
"Is that who Miley and Lilly keep talking about?"
"You. Are. Impossible." Jackson finalized and went into the bathroom.
"I would not go in there without this." Oliver held out the plunger.
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"Come on Hannah let's get you to the limo now." Lilly did a scan around the lobby for any signs of missiles or escaped jail birds.
"Press again." Miley sighed looking out at the gather of paparazzi. "Lilly what are you doing?"
"Checking the fichus for hidden weapons." Lilly announced professionally, straightening up.
"Hey, remember fern?" Miley asked excitedly.
"Can you be serious; I'm doing a check so you don't end up with a blown up nail." Lilly sighed, lowering her dark sunglasses.
"Leave that to the real security Lilly, we have a plane to catch." Robbie Ray ushered them out of the door.
"Why is it we always seem to be running late?" Lily whispered to Jackson, momentarily forgetting there awkwardness.
He did an impression of someone being asleep and pointed slyly at the blonde wigged Pop Princess, who was getting photographed by the press as she yawned.
"This is bedlam, get back you animals get back." Oliver did a judo flip at the surrounding press as he came storming out of the door," That's right just back away now and you won't come to any harm."
He gave a girlish scream as Miley came out after him and the mob closed in.
-" Is it true you have a wall sized painting of Orlando Bloom on your ceiling?"
-"What's your opinion on the winner of Italian idol. Long career or fifteen minutes of fame? "
-"Where are you heading to next on your European album promotion Miss Montana?"
-"Hannah do you have boyfriend?"
The limo door closed but Oliver stuck his head out of the window wearing his 'I heart UK' badge with the picture of the Queen stuck to his chest.
"Jake Ryan, that's Jake Ryan. J-A-K-E R-Y-A-N is in the same hotel and is being expected to leave any second."
"Oliver!" Miley tried to drag him back in.
"Get back in here you donut your big head will get stuck." Lilly tugged at his shirt.
"Again that's J-A-K-"
"Move it or lose it." Miley warned as Jackson poked him with Lilly's rolled up Italian flag.
He settled himself back with a triumphant grin and gave a clap.
"What, in the name of your stupid cowboy hat, was that all about?" Miley asked, with a backwards slap on his chest.
"Just getting the media away from you." He said proudly.
"I'm surprised Jacob wasn't banging down our door this morning, serenading you and offering eternal binding." Lilly thought of him dreamily.
"Jacob." Oliver rolled around laughing until Jackson began to take off his shoe to threaten him with the dreaded toes.
"It seems so weird, I'm just going to England and he decides to follow Hannah on her tour? What do I do now?" she begged of Lilly.
Talk about confusing.
"You finish making your fairytale in England." Lilly told her, applying lip-gloss.
"But Lilly, what if he finds out I am Hannah?"
"He won't say anything because he likes you too much." Lily told her supportively," And he ain't the smartest cookie."
"Cookie." Oliver's head snapped up.
"Miley do you even like this guy?" Jackson cursed himself for asking. Never get involved with your sisters love life. That had been one of his solemn vows. Another one had been to name and shame her as being the one who wrecked there daddy's car after her and Lilly thought it fun to play 'I live like Malibu Barbie' and accidentally backed it into the garage.
"I don't know." Miley put her head in her hands," It doesn't look like I'm going to lose him anytime soon does it?"
"That's also known as being a stalker." Oliver offered.
"Oliver, its sweet and romantic he's going to all this effort to get her to like him." Lilly argued." It shows he cares."
"Stalker." he repeated.
"Romantic!"
"Stalker!"
Jackson put his hands over his ears. Lilly would not back down from anything, he admired that about her but she could quiet down a little.
He and Miley exchanged a glance and Miley nodded.
"Look Lilly it's PEDRO!" Miley yelled.
"With the scooter and the golden bay watch hair?" she asked hopefully.
"I have golden hair." Jackson pointed out with a frown.
Love was such a complicated thing …
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I didn't leave ya with a cliffhanger, I'm not that good at those but please carry on reading D
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