A/N LOL so Im gonna continued this.
I was in debasement with the water cooler with a keg of conan and link was there. He was drinkin and drivin cuz his parents was not home and then we had a bit o sex,
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Ganon was the maddest. he herd about my preganant belly and knew link was not payin up the child support so he sued and we were on judge judy.
"you are ugly and i banish you!" she hammered with her black dude and then link was sent to a prison in seattle where his soul could rest in peas.
Then i flipped my topaz hair and ganon was so flipped out that he flopped on me and squigged.
"Ganon getaoff me u man" I lecterned so he did and then judge judy found out but she didnt care becuase i threw money at her.
at the bakery the crime was scened.
I had to get the actors in line so i calld up there mommas and they were in trouble oooooooh
So i was elected director and then all of hollywood was in my hand.
But then there was a investigation into ethics lead by the ethicsd police who were irish and they found out that i was too pretty for the job cus anyone as purty as me shud be on camera not behidn the wheel and texting cus thats dangerous but Im such a goood driver i can do it anyway which is why link askd me to drive him and ganon to the prom.
"But i asked zelda 2 the prom 22" he gargled lucky ganon didnt here.
"Its ok i'll take care of that bitch" i pumpkined then I got out...my shotugun.
