Mistress Magda's add appeared out of the blue one day and he didn't hesitate a second before making the call. When Mistress Magda arrived, however she was not what he expected at all. In fact, he recognized her straight away as Ariana, or The Holy One, as The First Book called her and as her name meant.

She smirked upon her arrival, tossing her long hair over her shoulder.

'God,' she greeted.

Chuck swallowed nervously.

Ariana certainly gave him everything the Mistress Magda add promised, and more, completely free of charge. She came back several times a week to give it to him again and again and again and she called him on the days she didn't appear in person, her soft voice reminding him of the manner in which she appeared to float and drift as she moved. It got to the point where he was almost glued to the phone.

Ariana didn't just give him mind blowing sex as Mistress Magda, but she also gave him inside information on many of his angels who he tried not to tap into too often lest they realize he was in their heads and discover that Chuck Shurley was indeed God.

It wasn't just the angels she could dish about, but the demons too. She could talk for hours about the demons and their activities, especially the activities of the less important demons Chuck could never see when he prophesized the movements of angels and demons and Winchesters alike.

Ariana often sat by his side as he continued to write The Winchester Bible and made sure he didn't stray from the path, often curling up his lap and whispering sensual things into his ear as he wrote, listening to the sweet promises she made and said she would act upon if he would only just finish that line, that page, that chapter.

He always did.

And he always scooped her up in his arms, stormed into the bedroom, tossed her upon the sheets and then God would go to town on his Holy One, her long, silky hair spread across his pillows and her smooth, strong legs locked around his hips.

It got to the point where she was no longer Mistress Magda, but just Ariana, his Ariana, living with him and caring for him the way a true God should always be cared for. She urged his writing, she urged his breaks and she did the convincing he needed to go and see that musical that high school did based on his books. She was there by his side for years, always small and perhaps a little cat like, never changing, always to be found curled up somewhere, her dainty legs tucked beneath her, waiting for him somewhere around the house.

Until she vanished one day. This also happened to be the day that Chuck's sister, Amara, The Darkness, was unleashed upon the world. He had almost forgotten that it had said so in The First Book; it was the very first line.

The Darkness would come bringing her wrath, and The Holy One would flee to escape it.