Hello, it's saturday (at least for me) so I can type more, also the inability to sleep for some reason might be because I'm on my laptop, but hey, why not.
"Insert" = Speech
'Witty' = Thoughts
Joke = Non-human
Here = Human (the narrator counts as a human, right?)
Disclaimer: Can I hire a ninja from the ninja villages to peacefully put Kishimoto and Takahiro to "sleep" and claim ownership? BAKA- NO WE WILL NOT DO THAT (Mr, Derp flies out window)
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Naruto came back with his pouch.
"You're awfully confident." Leone smirked towards her fellow blond. "Not even bringing a real weapon?" Pointing towards the normal kunai.
"It's not the weapon that decides the fight, it's the skill." Naruto sagely said. "Okay for this spar I have three rules. One, if you make me move out of this circle or hit me" Naruto started to draw a circle about 10 centimeters away from his feet. "Within ten minutes or I give up you win." Naruto said. Leone smiled widely. "Rule number two, come at me with the intent to kill, otherwise you'll never win."
"You're overestimating yourself now" Leone said pounding her fists together. "You're gonna die" Naruto then proceeded to demonstrate his massive regeneration capabilities. By slicing his arm completely off only for it grow it back in five seconds.
"And three, there are no other rules." Naruto smiled. 'This'll be interesting.'
"What are the stakes" Leone asked.
"If I win" Naruto said "Then I get a favor from each of you. If you guys win" Naruto continued "Each of you gets a favor from me. Do you accept these terms?" Naruto asked
Leone charged in first and tried to punch Naruto in the face, Naruto ducked at a painfully slow speed for him and punched Leone in the gut. Leone started to round kick Naruto but then Naruto jumped over her leg. Leone used the momentum from her kick to spin around try to kick Naruto in the face. Naruto caught Leone's leg with ease and threw her by her leg back towards the rest of the group. "Said with the intent to kill," Naruto said, disappointed in the trade. "You didn't even activate your teigu." Leone activated Lionelle and charged in again except this time with a fully armored Bulat and Sheele. Naruto sighed at the fact the rest the group wouldn't attack him. Naruto used some yin chakra on Akame to show the person she wanted to kill the most. That certainly got the black haired girl to move. Naruto grinned. Bulat swung his mighty spear downwards but Naruto caught it. Naruto then jumped and an explosion caused by pumpkin. Akame jumped up with Murasame about to strike and Naruto blocked with Bulat's spear. From behind, Sheele attempted to cut him with Extase but Naruto grabbed the blunt side of the giant pair of scissors and jabbed it towards Leone who was trying to attack him while in the air. grabbed a kunai cutting a wire set up by Lubbock. Mine launched another blast towards Naruto who bent his body narrowing dodging the attack and raised Extase to block the shot from hitting Sheele. Akame continued her onslaught of slashes while Naruto dodged the attacks or blocked them with a kunai channeled with earth natured chakra. Naruto flipped backwards over Sheele who was behind him. Akame stopped her strike from hitting Sheele and jumped on her excessively large weapon towards the airborne Naruto. Naruto threw the blunt end of a kunai at Akame. Akame sliced through the projectile and was still headed for Naruto. "Five minutes left" Naruto said as he blocked an attack from Akame and narrowly dodging yet another shot from Pumpkin. Naruto neared the edge of the circle and flipped over Akame kicking her away. Naruto blocked Extase with an earth chakra enhanced kunai while blocking Bulat's spear from behind him. Naruto jumped up and stopped blocking both weapon and dodging yet another shot from Pumpkin. Naruto landed on a wire and dodged a slash from Akame. Leone jumped up and punched towards Naruto. Naruto blocked with his kunai and kicked Sheele, who tried to attack Naruto, while in the air.
"Stop dodging!" Leone yelled while trying to hit Naruto at least once.
""Now where would the point of that be?" Naruto asked rhetorically dodging a kick.
Naruto grabbed Leone and threw her at Sheele. Bulat came and swung his spear towards Naruto who dodged it and kicked Bulat out the circle.
"Times up guess I win" Naruto said in triumph undoing the genjutsu on Akame. "Good fight" Naruto said helping Leone get off Sheele.
"Don't lie" Leone pouted. "Not one of us hit you once"
"So?" It was a good fight" Naruto said. "Now if you excuse me, I'll be in my room." Leaving a rather confused Akame on the ground.
"Where did Kurome go?" Akame said.
"Who?" Leone asked the very confused Akame.
"Kurome. The girl we were fighting?" Akame questioned.
"You mean Naruto." Leone asked very confused.
"No it was Kurome, my sister." Akame said.
"Did Naruto do something to Akame?" Leone asked the other members.
"Why not just ask him." Lubbock said.
Leone facepalmed. "I'm an idiot." Leone went to follow Naruto into his room.
Leone tried to open the door but it wouldn't open. So Leone did the logical thing, burst through the door. Except the door wouldn't budge one bit.
"Yes?" Naruto said opening the door.
"What did you do to Akame?" Leone asked hey fellow blond.
"What do you mean?" Naruto asked, genuinely confused.
"She's says she was fighting a girl name Kurome." Leone explained to the blond.
"Oh that," Naruto said trying to come up with a convincing lie,"My kunai here" Spinning a normal kunai around. "Has the ability to put people under illusions."
"Then why didn't you use it on us?" Leone said frustrated that even then the blond was holding back.
"I only used it on Akame to get her to fight me, it made it a whole lot more interesting." Naruto told the woman. It was a white lie but it got the job done. "I've noticed you don't use a weapon and instead you just punch things a lot. So I'm going make a weapon that suits you." Naruto told the woman changing topics.
"So what's the weapon?" Leone questioned.
"It's" Naruto said leaning in, "A surprise." and with that Naruto shut the door.
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HELLO I'M BACK WITH ANOTHER EP- I mean hello again to the new chapter of Assassins and Ninjas (even though ninjas are assassins). This is my attempt at creating a fight scene between Naruto and Night Raid so give me feedback on it. Also I may not upload tomorrow because Sundays and yeah, bye and have a wonderful (insert time here).
