The Nipple Song
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"JD!" Turk cried out. "What the hell are you doin', man?!" He covered his manboobs, dark eyes wide. They were in a sauna, and even Dr. Cox had decided to tag along…
JD pouted. "But they're just like little buttons just waiting to be pushed! And you know my thing with buttons." He waved an arm about as if to demonstrate.
"Dude, you were pinching them." Turk said bluntly, still refusing to expose his 'buttons.'
"But they're so hard and tiny!"
Cox stared at the raven-haired man with disbelieving eyes. "I'm going to pretend that that wasn't incredibly disturbing on so many levels." He said simply, his eyebrows far up into his hair. Honest to God, he didn't know why he hadn't committed suicide yet…
"Okay, okay!" JD surrendered. "I'll stop!"
Turk relaxed, leaning against the wet wall. He closed his eyes, fully prepared to take a catnap.
A hand drifted towards his bare chest."JD. Man. No."
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A/N: Do not ask. Just don't. You'll be scarred for life. If you aren't already. I think that was my shortest one yet. Review~~?
