A/N: welp haven't updated in a while but have no fear my writers block is gone and I have SO many ideas for this story ;) thank you all for waiting and thanks for the comments wowza :3 again we have a Kendall Pov so~

What the actual fuck is going on? When I told sporto to sing his lover a song I didn't mean 'Hey pal go kiss him and make a fool of yourself in front of the entire school' Moron.

All around me kids were gasping I spotted James amongst the crowd, he was in shock too.

"look at the fags!" one idiot yelled. Damn I was gonna yel that, James ran up to me his eyes wide.

"Kendall! You got to distract these people!" Oi, helping others.

"Why?"

"Because they'll get hurt"

"What's in it for me?"

He frowned.

"Dose that fucking matter Kendall? They're our friends!"

"Whoa I met the kids, never said I was their friend" I smirked

James rolled his eyes and shook his head.

"what do you want?"

"a kiss…."

"Nooooooooooooooo! Never!"

I crossed my arms over my chest still smirking.

"then I'm not going to heeeeeeelp"

He grpaned and pushed me through the crowd, damn he's strong.

"Fine" he mumbled

"that's what I thought princess"

He rolled his eyes again and pressed his lips to mine.

E-a-s-y

I pulled away putting my hands on his shoulder.

"Good boy"

"I'm not a dog" he groaned

"a dog is a bitch and you're my bitch" I patted his cheek and walked back to sorto and nerdling

He scoffed

"I've never been so insulted!"

I shrugged

"get used to it"

I heard him groan again, he sounds like we're fucking, trolol. I pushed my way through the crowd. The love birds were still getting mocked. Think knight…..think.

Finally James came.

"You! You owe me-"

Before I let him finish I saw an uneaten pizza, I grabbed it and looked at James his eyes widened.

"FOOOOOD FIGHT!"

I slapped the pizza into pretty boys face then ran for my life. Ohohoho I ruined his nice shirt. Soon after a bunch of food was flying everywhere, I ducked under neither a table chuckling.

"morons"

I felt someone grab my ankles and dragged me close to them, I turned around and saw James. Of course.

"WHY!"

I rolled my eyes, looking for a fuck to give. James glared at me, geez boy it's a shirt if you go home I bet you can find twenty more.

"this was your plan? It's stupid!"

"You're stupid. And not all of my plan"

"YOU'RE STUPID!" he grabbed me by the collar pulling me to his face, I smirked placing my hand on his chin.

"now how am I supposed to reach into my pocket and find that single fuck I'm supposed to give?"

"Just. Stop. This" he said in a low growl, more irritated then sexy but I was still turned on, oh Hello~

"alright" I grabbed his hand crawling out from underneath the table, then I realized I was holding his hand so I let go, eh.

"forget about being caption you fagot!" Elu said pointing to Carlos, Carlos jumped from the table heading to Elu, most likely to punch him. I cocked an eyebrow and ran between them.

"Ladies, Ladies can't we all just get along?" they both glared and drew back their arms getting ready to punch, I grabbed sporto's pants and ducked down. Pin head knocked himself out cold.

"C'mon wise guy" I grabbed Carlos' sleeve dragging him near the table. Carlos gave me a 'this was your plan idiot' look. I cocked an eyebrow and gave him a 'look stupid don't blame me' face in return.

"Logan! He's still out there!" Carlos said wide eye.

"Geez, I'm not Hurcules! Gah!" I pushed Carlos out of my way and got to Logan, he was standing on the table shaking. Of course, of course.

"nerd come with me if you want to live!" Great, James' over dramatic-ness rubbed off on me. Logan nodded and grabbed my hand, eh sweaty. I thought everything was safe until….

"WHO STARTED THIS?" oh boy.

Everyone pointed to pretty boy, sporto, nerdy.

And me.