Disclaimer - I do not own Twilight or any of the characters (as much as i would love to own Emmett and Edward). OH and I don't own honey bunches of oats either hehe.

Cullen and Co. IM names

Alice - futureshoppingqueen
Bella - lovemonkey

Edward - soul-lessKB
Emmett - grizzlyvamp
Rosalie - blondsarebetter
Jasper - hailthehale
Esme - butterflykisses
Carlisle - drdogood
Renneseme - nessinessness
Jacob - leaderofthepack
Seth - SnarlsBARKley
Leah - beatyoudown
BOO - ??


hailthehale has entered the chat-room

blondsarebetter has entered the chat-room

SnarlsBARKley has entered the chat-room

SnarlsBARKley - wanna know what I've been thinkin bout?

blondsarebetter - no. not particularly, I don't care for the inner workings of a mutt.

hailthehale - Rosalie, you don't care for the inner workings of anyone but yourself

SnarlsBARKley - the whole biting of the neck thing that you vamps do... isnt that kinda sexual?

blondsarebetter - Is that the way you speak to a lady Jazz?

hailthehale - once I see a lady, I shall speak to her with the utmost respect but since there are no ladies around than....

blondsarebetter - ....

hailthehale - you would be grumpy to if you had to feel EVERYONES feelings all day, everyday.

SnarlsBARKley - whoa, Rosalie I heard that snarl all the way down here!

blondsarebetter - of course you did mutt, your in the main foyer of MY house.

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blondsarebetter - Emmett darling, could you please tell Jazz to be more nice.

grizzlyvamp - you messin with my woman dood?!

hailthehale - dood? and no I am not messing with your woman.

grizzlyvamp - yeah dood, I thought I'd be dif. OKAY?!

grizzlyvamp - and alright I believe you.

blondsarebetter - Emmett Mcarthy Cullen! I should smack you around for that.

grizzlyvamp - is that a promise?

blondsarebetter - if you want it to be

SnarlsBARKley - EWE where the hells Edward.. or Bella or someone NOT about to get it on

hailthehale - Edward and Bella are "getting it on" as you so graciously put it.

SnarlsBARKley - ....oh.....

blondsarebetter - theres no such thing as privacy here in this house mongrel.

grizzlyvamp - its true. When someones gettin it on, I tend to run through their room

hailthehale - and not only that... he screams as well... and laughs in Edwards case.

blondsarebetter - he does that when we get intimate as well. Though! that is none of your business

SnarlsBARKley - whoa you mean you do get laid? wow than why are you such a crank ass all the time?

grizzlyvamp - LOL...

hailthehale - .... sorry Rosalie but... LMFAO

blondsarebetter - OHHH! .. I'm going to... well its none of your business!

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drdogood has entered the chat-room

drdogood - EMMETT! knock that off would you?!

grizzlyvamp - .... knock what off?

drdogood - RUNNING THROUGH MINE AND ESMES ROOM!

grizzlyvamp - BUT I DON'T WANNA!

drdogood - I will ground you. no bears for a month!

grizzlyvamp - NOOOOOOOOOO!

hailthehale - can you please stop using caps?

grizzlyvamp - can you please stop being so grumpy?

drdogood - Jazz? are you upset? did you want to talk? you know I'm always here if you need to talk

hailthehale - GREAT! thanks Emmett.

grizzlyvamp - what?

drdogood - well I'm off to work. have fun and Emmett remember... I know where you hunt.

SnarlsBARKley - soooo.....

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SnarlsBARKley - why is it that whenever the doc or his wifey come on, its for like.... a few minutes at a time?

grizzlyvamp - I unno. maybe cause whoever is out there feels they don't need to speak very often.

hailthehale - cause their.... parental figures?

grizzlyvamp - ...... or to nice.

SnarlsBARKley - lets go with to nice.

hailthehale - and what do you mean by "whoever is out there"?

grizzlyvamp - yoo know. like the man with the plan

futureshoppingqueen has entered the chat-room

futureshoppingqueen - OR WOMAN!

grizzlyvamp - okay.. like the man OR WOMAN up there, the one with the plan thinks that.

hailthehale - if this is going to get philosophical than I am out of here.

futureshoppingqueen - BYE JAZZ! I love you hunny bunches of oats.

SnarlsBARKley - me to. though Jazz, I don't love you. you smell funny and your a dude so I don't think it would work out.

hailthehale - please leave.

SnarlsBARKley - man! you guys are no fun.... peace!

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grizzlyvamp - well JEEZE!

futureshoppingqueen - awwwe jazzy's so sweet. I just got a kiss! and a nibble on my neck and a....

grizzlyvamp - and a...???

futureshoppingqueen - BYE EMMETT!

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grizzlyvamp - awe.. -looks up- COME ON! always with the sex! when is it MY turn -pouts-

BOO - soon enough dear friend. soon enough....

grizzlyvamp - AHH!

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BOO - awe.. am I that scary?..... O.o

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A/N - Hey all! I'm sooo sorry it took so long to update but I havent been in a crazy enough mood. So I hope this one lives up to your expectations. IF NOT do not worry I shall have a wicked funny one up soon!