Disclaimer - I do not own Twilight or any of the characters (as much as i would love to own Emmett and Edward). OH and I don't own honey bunches of oats either hehe.
Cullen and Co. IM names
Alice - futureshoppingqueen
Bella - lovemonkey
Edward - soul-lessKB
Emmett - grizzlyvamp
Rosalie - blondsarebetter
Jasper - hailthehale
Esme - butterflykisses
Carlisle - drdogood
Renneseme - nessinessness
Jacob - leaderofthepack
Seth - SnarlsBARKley
Leah - beatyoudown
BOO - ??
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SnarlsBARKley - wanna know what I've been thinkin bout?
blondsarebetter - no. not particularly, I don't care for the inner workings of a mutt.
hailthehale - Rosalie, you don't care for the inner workings of anyone but yourself
SnarlsBARKley - the whole biting of the neck thing that you vamps do... isnt that kinda sexual?
blondsarebetter - Is that the way you speak to a lady Jazz?
hailthehale - once I see a lady, I shall speak to her with the utmost respect but since there are no ladies around than....
blondsarebetter - ....
hailthehale - you would be grumpy to if you had to feel EVERYONES feelings all day, everyday.
SnarlsBARKley - whoa, Rosalie I heard that snarl all the way down here!
blondsarebetter - of course you did mutt, your in the main foyer of MY house.
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blondsarebetter - Emmett darling, could you please tell Jazz to be more nice.
grizzlyvamp - you messin with my woman dood?!
hailthehale - dood? and no I am not messing with your woman.
grizzlyvamp - yeah dood, I thought I'd be dif. OKAY?!
grizzlyvamp - and alright I believe you.
blondsarebetter - Emmett Mcarthy Cullen! I should smack you around for that.
grizzlyvamp - is that a promise?
blondsarebetter - if you want it to be
SnarlsBARKley - EWE where the hells Edward.. or Bella or someone NOT about to get it on
hailthehale - Edward and Bella are "getting it on" as you so graciously put it.
SnarlsBARKley - ....oh.....
blondsarebetter - theres no such thing as privacy here in this house mongrel.
grizzlyvamp - its true. When someones gettin it on, I tend to run through their room
hailthehale - and not only that... he screams as well... and laughs in Edwards case.
blondsarebetter - he does that when we get intimate as well. Though! that is none of your business
SnarlsBARKley - whoa you mean you do get laid? wow than why are you such a crank ass all the time?
grizzlyvamp - LOL...
hailthehale - .... sorry Rosalie but... LMFAO
blondsarebetter - OHHH! .. I'm going to... well its none of your business!
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drdogood - EMMETT! knock that off would you?!
grizzlyvamp - .... knock what off?
drdogood - RUNNING THROUGH MINE AND ESMES ROOM!
grizzlyvamp - BUT I DON'T WANNA!
drdogood - I will ground you. no bears for a month!
grizzlyvamp - NOOOOOOOOOO!
hailthehale - can you please stop using caps?
grizzlyvamp - can you please stop being so grumpy?
drdogood - Jazz? are you upset? did you want to talk? you know I'm always here if you need to talk
hailthehale - GREAT! thanks Emmett.
grizzlyvamp - what?
drdogood - well I'm off to work. have fun and Emmett remember... I know where you hunt.
SnarlsBARKley - soooo.....
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SnarlsBARKley - why is it that whenever the doc or his wifey come on, its for like.... a few minutes at a time?
grizzlyvamp - I unno. maybe cause whoever is out there feels they don't need to speak very often.
hailthehale - cause their.... parental figures?
grizzlyvamp - ...... or to nice.
SnarlsBARKley - lets go with to nice.
hailthehale - and what do you mean by "whoever is out there"?
grizzlyvamp - yoo know. like the man with the plan
futureshoppingqueen has entered the chat-room
futureshoppingqueen - OR WOMAN!
grizzlyvamp - okay.. like the man OR WOMAN up there, the one with the plan thinks that.
hailthehale - if this is going to get philosophical than I am out of here.
futureshoppingqueen - BYE JAZZ! I love you hunny bunches of oats.
SnarlsBARKley - me to. though Jazz, I don't love you. you smell funny and your a dude so I don't think it would work out.
hailthehale - please leave.
SnarlsBARKley - man! you guys are no fun.... peace!
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grizzlyvamp - well JEEZE!
futureshoppingqueen - awwwe jazzy's so sweet. I just got a kiss! and a nibble on my neck and a....
grizzlyvamp - and a...???
futureshoppingqueen - BYE EMMETT!
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grizzlyvamp - awe.. -looks up- COME ON! always with the sex! when is it MY turn -pouts-
BOO - soon enough dear friend. soon enough....
grizzlyvamp - AHH!
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BOO - awe.. am I that scary?..... O.o
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A/N - Hey all! I'm sooo sorry it took so long to update but I havent been in a crazy enough mood. So I hope this one lives up to your expectations. IF NOT do not worry I shall have a wicked funny one up soon!
