Hidan's Journal
I don't give a fuck about what day it is
Akuma's challenged me to try writing in a journal (I still fucking refuse to call this shit a diary) for a week. Something to do with me reading her fucking 'diary'. Whatever. It was a good read and funny to know that she cussed that fucking Uchiha.
Why is that a good thing? Because that fuckrag is a dick.
The she-male and I can agree on that at least.
Akuma wants me to write my 'feelings' and thoughts down and if I don't then I have buy her tuna for a week. And that bitch can fucking eat! Then again I shouldn't find that as a fucking surprise. She did eat ten BBQ ribs in under two minutes. Damn bitch beat my own record.
Heh, but she was hungry. I could hear her stomach growling from down the hall and even before I fucking entered the room. I honestly never thought that I'd ever seen someone look so hopeless and fucking desperate to be free as when I walked in to her cell.
I've never liked someone chaining someone and cutting off their freedom. It didn't sit well with Jashin-sama and his rules. Nor did it sit well with me. But seeing that bitch just look half-dead was like fucking seeing the rules up close. I'm fucking glad Jashin-sama doesn't condone that shit.
Why that shithead, Pein even has her here I'm not sure. He has eight fucking members already who proved that we can fucking take on a Bijuu. No matter how strong their Jinchuuriki are we are the shit.
Writing this much is boring. I'm already ready to start killing something. Someone would be better but Akuma seems to be able to smell it. She always sits farther away when I come in after a ritual. And that shit hurts. It doesn't lessen our fucking conversations or cussing sessions but having that bitch far away is like having those fucking villagers I grew up with turn away from me.
Heh, for a pussy cat, she's surprisingly human.
If I said that to her she'd just look at me with those eyes like I'm stupid. I can acknowledge that I'm not the smartest person around, hell even the blond she-male is smarter than I am, but seeing that she believes it… is weird.
After only a few weeks around that bitch I can tell that she's more of a friend to me than anyone else I've ever met. Course it helps that I'm not allowed to kill her or sacrifice her. Not that it would fucking make a difference since she's fucking immortal. Jashin-sama says that she's been alive for a long time already. I can tell from the way she sometimes looks at a certain spot that she's thinking of the past. It's a long history.
If it was me, it would be a long and bloody history.
That's the fucking best kind I think.
Jashin-sama tells me to be nice around Akuma and to get on her side. And like I've already fucking established, it was easier than I thought. Course it fucking helps that the bitch was hungry when I first had to guard her. What didn't help was when I saw how trapped she was, like a fucking child. Jashin-sama says that the Animal Demons aren't supposed to be caged. It throws off the balance of the world.
From everything that I've been seeing over the days, I'm going to have to agree with that. The fuckers in this place seem to be struggling to either stay awake or to keep up with their skills. Akuma is doing it. I don't know how or why but I know she is.
I can tell that there's something she hasn't mentioned. She can barely move now. The others might not notice but I can see her shake when she tries to write. Talking is better for her. Gives me more time to hear her fucking opinions and figure out ways to get on her good side.
I like hearing that little pussy cat talk.
For all the fucking insults we throw at each other, it's nice to have someone just stop criticizing me and just talk about no particular shit. I like that about her. Of course her body isn't bad either. But chastity is one of Jashin-sama's rules. But fuck, if it wasn't I would've already done something stupid.
Enough about that shit.
I'm done writing in this fucker.
-Hidan
GM NASAI: I had to write one from Hidan's POV. It was too good to pass up. Read and review?
