Crash of teeth. Hot tongues. Cool sweat on warm skin. Dizzy. Incredible

"Edo..."

"..Envy.."

Edward shot awake, breathing heavily, eyes wide. He glanced down and groaned

"Oh shit"

3 weeks had passed since the first 'Movie Monday,' and his butterflies had grown immensely in his stomach over that time. But when did butterflies turn into hard ons??

Following his fast, rather cold shower, Ed stood in front of the fogged up mirror, and wiped the mist away with his palm. His stared at his own reflection for a number of minutes, ticking over in his mind the implications of his dream. Logically, there were only 2 possible reasons for his dream.

He really needed to get laid.

He had a serious crush on Envy

Or alternatively:

Both.

Hm.

Ed leaned his hands heavily on the sink. He felt his dripping hair fall forwards over his shoulders, and watched the droplets landing in the sink and sliding along the porcelain down the drain. But he wasn't gay? He surely wasn't gay...

He wasn't gay.

Was he?

**

When he arrived in his first class, Ed hardly felt ready for the day. In fact, Ed was whole-heartedly prepared to sleep through the whole day and get notes from his friends later. In fact, the more he thought about it, the better that plan sounded, he mused as he plopped into his chair and proceeded to slump forward over his desk, pillowing his forehead in his arms. History was a good subject and all, and his teacher was great – so great in fact, that she would probably let him sleep as long as he handed in any and all assignments. Though, that was probably wishful thinking on his part. Or wishful dreaming, considering his current state of not-awareness. Yea, sleeping was looking pretty good right now.

But alas, no such luck was available to him. Ran Fan, Roy and Ling seemed to have other ideas for their favourite Risemboolian.

"Edward! Wakey wakey rise and shine!" Ling shook his body roughly, causing Ed to yelp and fall out of his chair and onto the cold tile floor. His supposed "friends" roared with laughter as Ed glared up at them.

"Fuck you" he stated angrily, fully prepaired to just go to sleep right there on the floor, but unfortunately his amazing teacher, Mrs King, chose that exact moment to walk through the door.

"Edward, I did not just hear such coarse language come out of your mouth, did I?" she asked in an amused yet stern tone. Ed groaned internally and stood.

"Of course not Miss, I would never" She smiled

"I didn't think so. Take a seat" And so the class progressed.

By lunch, Ed hadn't woken up at all, and received 2 new assignments that hadn't really registered in his mind. He was practically dragged to lunch by his larger male friends while he tried to sleep standing up. Roy grunted with annoyance.

"Shit Elric, how much do you weigh? Wake up, dammit!" Ed snorted in reply, and stood by himself, only to seat himself heavily on at the usual table, and resting on his folded hands to sleep again...

...Only to have a backpack dumped on his head.

"FUCK!" he yelled, jumping up in anger to glare at Envy, the grinning culprit of his pain. But of course, right then, Mrs King walked by.

"Edward, I think I'm going mad, I could have sworn I heard vulgarity from your mouth a second time today!" Edward winced.

"No Miss, of course not." He said in an apologetic tone. Envy held his laughter in by hiding behind Sophie. The elderly teacher nodded to him.

"Good. I hope I don't have one of these hallucinations again."

Edward glared at his green haired friend as Mrs King wandered away, his only reply being a barking laugh, followed by a hug of apology.

"Oh Edo, you silly goose. Poor old lady. OH yes, I have an announcement! A big surprise in fact"

Everyone at the table looked at Envy with interest, though Ling and Roy continued to eat with vigour.

"What's the surprise?" Envy grinned wickedly.

"Well it's a surprise so I can't tell you. I'll show you all after school. It's a great surprise."

Edward watched Envy go on and on with enthusiasm about his big surprise, and found himself almost in a trance watching him. His stomach felt fluttery and his mind dreamy, and Ed frowned in realisation. There was no point denying it. Ed liked Envy. At least a little bit. Teeny weeny little bit.

Goddammit.

*.*.*

During English class, Edward and Sophie sat together at the back of the classroom with Sophies laptop, working on editing the project of their Banquet scene. It had taken a lot of effort to convince their teacher to let them bring the laptop to school for the work period, and Sophie was determined to make the most of it. Ed was working on the write-up for the piece, and he glanced up at Sophie and made his biggest mistake of the week.

He pulled out one of her earbuds to get her attention.

Sophie jumped so badly she had to stand to avoid falling on the floor like he had this morning. She looked at him wildly, fear and surprise in her eyes. The class had fallen silent to watch the commotion. Sophie smoothed her jeans and retook her seat, staring pointedly at the computer screen.

"Ed. Never do that."

Ed nodded shakily, biting his lip and moving to fiddle with one of his hoops in his ear.

"I'm sorry. I didn't even think-" Sophie shook her head.

"It's ok. Just don't do it again. Anyway, what did you want?" It took Edward a moment to remember that he had actually wanted something before he scared the living shit out of his English partner.

"Oh, um, I was wondering if you knew what Envy's secret surprise is?" Sophie shook her head with a thoughtful look, though she was still tense.

"I have no idea. He probably got a puppy or something. That would be like Envy." She muttered, half to herself. Ed nodded absently and returned to his write up, Envy on his brain. Should he tell him? He probably should. Maybe he would tell him. Yea, after the surprise. Envy was an open guy, and Ed was terrible at keeping secrets, even his own. He should really tell him...

*.*.*

Despite the fact that it was only 3 classes, most of Ed's group of friends had forgotten that Envy had a big surprise planned. Except for Ed and Sophie, naturally. So when Envy shouted for everyone to wait together at the front gate, everyone was a little bit confused. Edward waited on batted breath, and was feeling nervous. Maybe he wouldn't tell Envy. There was no reason to tell him right now, I mean wow, he just realised this morning. He was seriously jumping the gun, he should really wait a day or two, be sure of what he was feeling. God grow up Edward, be a man! Tell him!

Edward really needed less sugar in his coffee. Like, seriously. Maybe he should just go cold turkey on the coffee.

"Okay guys, the moment has arrived" Envy had reappeared, and he was standing at the edge of the wall around their school, with one hand still behind the wall, shielding the grand surprise.

'I'll tell him. What's the worst that could happen?'

"Drum roll please" Ling tapped his thighs in a drum like rhythm. Envy grinned

"TADA!" and pulled a boy out from behind the wall.

"This is Alfons, he's my new boyfriend as of last week."

Silence.

Ed's heart dropped from his throat down to his stomach, crushing the damn butterflies alive. Sophie, who had been standing silently in front of him, now took a step back. A heeled step. Right back on Ed's sneaker.

"OW, FUCK!"

"EDWARD! THAT'S 3 TIMES TODAY, I'M SORRY, THAT'S DENTENTION!" Goddammit Mrs King!

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

A/N: so. Um. I have no excuse. Well I do, but I'm not bothered listing them and you all are not bothered reading them .

Though most of this chapter was writing during Law and English class. Believe it or not, I'm 85% average in both of those courses. I felt really bad for not updating this in so long... so I sat myself down and said "WRITE DAMMIT" so I wrote.

I didn't decide who would be Envy's new lovah until I was on that sentence .

OH is anyone else majorly disappointed with Brotherhood English Dubb??? Travis in particular let me down, and even Vic sounded really bad for most of the Child-Ed scenes. And this is Vic-sensei, the man that can do no wrong in my books. However, new Al gets a double thumbs up from me ^^

Annnnnnnd:

Sneak Preview:

"Hey Ed, wanna come 'round to my house and watch a Johnny Depp movie after school with me and Riza?" Sophie asked quietly, eyes averted. Ed started.

"Em, yea, sure, but what about Envy?"

"Oh... I'm not really talking to Envy right now..."