A/n: Wow! this was really late, forgive me if this seemed a little rushed but I will make it up with the following few chapters.
The Mafia were up in arms about Jack's leaving and rushed all over LS to find him, they traced his phone all the way up to northern LS, the Mafia took as much weapons as they could; guns, grenades, rocket launchers and in the back of their truck they brought with them... uh... those big metal torture devices, give me a sec... I don't know something about a British heavy-metal band, but they made their way up North to the house where Jack was and burst in holding guns up to Robert and Cheryl, Jack came out from the kitchen
"What in the homeless man's name is going on here?!" he shouted
"Jack, where have you been?" asked Frank
"Fucking Iceland, where do you think?!"
"But we thought you were kidnapped"
"It's Christmas! unless I have Daniel Stern and Joe Pesci screwing up robberies at my house I'll be fine!"
"Then what are you doing here? we checked all of your apartments"
"This is what credible family I have left- wait did you say every apartment?"
"Yea" Antonio chuckled "we saw your Doctor who fan video, anyway something has come up and-"
"Nuh-uh I don't work Christmas"
"But Ivory has been sighted near-"
"I couldn't care less, I'm spending Christmas here since everyone else rejected me"
"You're the Don now, you have responsibilities"
"Fuck my responsibilities, I'm Twenty-one, I can barely drink"
"That has nothing to do with-"
"Oh shut the fuck up! all I wanted was a day where we could spread the cheer and maybe a few drinks but no"
"Jack I understand your feelings but-"
"Understand my feelings?! You don't understand shit about me, in fact why did the previous Don even choose me?"
"Well it's difficult to explain..."
"Come back to me when you can!" shouted Jack storming out of the house.
...
Jack wandered around for a while until he sat down on a park bench, another man sat beside him
"Hello Jack" said a familiar voice with familiar silver hair
"Ivory, I suppose you're in the mood to kill me"
"Now, now it's Christmas, you remember what we used to be like" Ivory smiled
"Yea early mornings, opening presents, until that Christmas our parents kicked us out"
"I miss when we hated them in silence... Still though, we got our own apartment"
"The one that smelled like piss and had a dead body? granted it had character" Jack laughed "So you got a new eye"
"Yep, since you shot me I had to pay thousands for a new eye"
"Thousands? you're a drug lord, you don't have healthcare?"
"This was a... special eye"
"Ooh cryptic" Jack said sarcastically
"I heard Robert and Cheryl are living up North" said Ivory changing the subject
"I've been there, my 'colleagues' ruined the place, I try to find someone to spend Christmas and no-one to spend it with"
"Well..." said Ivory awkwardly "I'm available"
"Sorry but you didn't exactly cross my mind after-"
"Shh" hushed Ivory "It's Christmas, you can kill me later"
"Thanks... brother" said Jack awkwardly as he got a text "So... you still wanna spend Christmas as Roberts?"
...
The message Jack received was from Antonio and how he was ready to 'enjoy' the holidays with Jack so he and Ivory walked back to uncle Robert's and aunt Cheryl's house in northern LS, when the Mafia saw Ivory at the door they all raised their guns to him
"Come on guys" said Jack smiling "It's Christmas, we can kill him at another holiday"
Antonio cleared his throat "That's not all either" he said pointing to some other people that joined in for the holidays which were;
Franklin, Trevor, Johnny, Michael, Carly and the other 'lesser' De-santa's.
Everyone took their places and sat down with the De-santa's laughing, Trevor and Johnny at each others throats and the brothers reunited and felt so good, reunited just the way it sh- I have lapsed into song lyrics haven't I?
Ivory turned to Carly "By the way now that I have a chance I'm sorry I tried to kill you... like a lot... I've made this weird"
Jack leaned back on his chair and started addressing everyone
"look at all of us here, it's like Jesus at the Last supper, if one of you betrays me I swear to the homeless man I will light you on fire"
...
Jack was outside watching the snow fall when Ivory approached him
"Hey" Jack said quietly
"Hey" Ivory replied
"... There was a reason you wanted to spend Christmas with me isn't there?"
"Yea... do you remember our old gang?"
"Gang? it was more like a syndicate, we recruited hundreds you know I mean... before I killed them all"
"Yes I shot you, went to America and you spent a year killing them"
"Unfortunately I didn't kill a few" Jack joked
"You didn't kill four" Ivory said coldly "One is here and I need you to kill him"
"Look I'm grateful for you spending Christmas with me, really I am but that part of my life is behind me."
Ivory pulled a document from his coat "The one I want you to eliminate is Jacob"
Jack perked up "Him? seriously he's still alive?"
"Yes, he's in Blaine county, now an independent arms dealer"
"And you can't do this because?"
"I'm going to find another one in Russia"
"Which one?" asked Jack with a concerned look on his face
"Relax I'm not going after him, well not him him"
"... Fine" groaned Jack "I'll kill this one"
"That's my idiot we all know and love" laughed Ivory
"You know... this might be the last time we can talk like this, because you know what happens next time" said Jack smiling weakly
Ivory shrugged then walked off "It's been a pleasure, oh and merry Christmas mr. 0taku"
"You too mr. Smith!" shouted Jack looking at the document before whispering "So it looks like I'm killing this one then."
A/n: Next year this is gonna rhyme.
