Hi guys! I know I said I'd update and I really did mean to but this story is quite hard to write because you have to make sure you give each character equal part and make it funny. I have to try and keep the mood light in the story. That isn't a good excuse but it is the truth. Really do feel bad and I know I am making your head explode because of this. This chapter is kinda random so sorry for that.
Also I'd really really really like it if you checked out my friend Ashs2Ashs story Divergent Games it has a very amazing scene in the most recent chapter that I helped write. Ha see always promoting myself. But seriously it is hilarious and will keep you happy until I update again. Lots of rainbows -QueenOfStalkers
Uriah's POV (again I just have a lot of fun with this! Uri is my favorite dude.)
Marlene dug through my wardrobe trying to find me some pjs that didn't feature My Little Ponies and/or footies. I mean she won't let me wear my footies or my MLP Jammies?! What the heck Mar Mar!
"Marlene you won't find any like that." I tell her for the millionth time.
"I know you have a pair of plaid PJ bottoms somewhere! I put them here last time I spent the night. You know when we." I cut her off.
"Yeah I know." I say quickly. I didn't need the entire internet knowing what I did in my free time.
"But I know I put some here." Marlene nearly dove into my dresser. She could've if she wanted too, her tiny size and my dressers huge size made it possible. She wasn't as small as Tris but she was pretty small.
"Why does it matter?" I protest. "If you are here I just sleep in my boxers."
Marlene looks up from her mission. "Well I know that, but you need to have some proper PJs for when it is cold." Just when I am about to say MLP footsie jammies are proper PJs for cold weather she interrupts me. "That don't feature footies or ponies."
"Come on!" I protest. I didn't know why Marlene hated the cute little ponies. I only liked them because they were well totally adorable and huggable.
"No. You are not wearing that in front of our friends. It'll embarrass me and they'll think I am crazy to let you out of the apartment wearing that." She pointed to my dirty MLP fuzzy pants.
"You are so boring!" I say and flop down on my bed. She was already in her sleepwear. A cute purple night gown with lace at the top, under it she wore a pair of black leggings. And she looked very adorable.
"Hey!" I shout then. "I know where they are!" I reach under my bed and pull them out. "Forgot they were there."
Marlene walked over and smacked my shoulder.
"You are so abusive!" I protest. Marlene laughs and kisses me.
"Put them on." She demands and shoves me to the bathroom. I grab a black t-shirt and when I come back out Marlene is slipping on her slippers.
"Heyzels." I say and flop down next to her.
"Shoes, now." Marlene was standing now and holding a pair of flip flops.
"Nope!" I reach under my bed again and pull out a pair of black uggs. I had Lynn buy them for me. I slip them on and hear Marlene laugh.
"Seriously Uriah? Only you would have a pair of Uggs willingly."
I stare at her in confusion. "They are warm and fuzzy and are just like slipper boots. What's wrong with them?"
"Nothing. But aren't they for girls?" Marlene raises her eye brows at me smirking.
"Yeah so?" I ask and stand up. The shoes were warm and comfy that was all that mattered.
"God you are hopeless." Marlene mumbles. She then walks out of the apartment and after grabbing a box of strawberry poptarts I follow her.
I have eaten maybe 2 poptarts when i catch up to Mar Mar. She looks at the box and grabs a poptart package.
"Hey!" I protest as she bites off a corner. She grins at me and sticks out her tongue. I scowl and mimic her.
"You don't look cute when you do that. Only I do." Marlene flips a piece of hair off her shoulder like the mean popular girls do in movies from the 2000s.
"Oh sure." I flick an imaginary strand off my own shoulder causing her to laugh.
"Come on you dweeb! I'm sure Lynn is already there and scaring the pee out of everyone because you aren't there to sit on her."
I laugh at that. Wait if sitting on her made her not scary did that mean I was fat?! But I was supreme sexiness! I couldn't be fat! Oh my god I eat too much cake don't I! That's it Uriah! No more cake for a week.
BUT I LOVES THE CAKES!
I said it and I mean it! No cake for a month if you don't shut up!
NOOOOO I LOVES DA CAKES DON'T MAKES IT GO AWAYS!
Thats it! No cake for a month!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
If you don't knock that off it'll be 2 months!
*silence*
Good.
Then my brain goes empty for like 5 minutes until I walk into a wall. "OWIE!"
Marlene laughs and pulls me in the correct way once again.
We reach Zeke's room and find Zeke making out with Shauna, no surprise they always did that, Tris making out with Four, and for a girl from Abnegation the hands Tris had firmly gripping Four's ass made it seem like she had been in Dauntless her whole life, Christina and Will were on the couch making out, Will wasn't wearing a shirt and Christina was close to losing her's as well, Eric making out with Lynn, um that was a bit odd and most shockingly of all Lauren making out with Robert. The Amity boy's shirt was gone and he had his arms around her waist and her hands were running through his messy hair, Lauren wasn't wearing a shirt either and Robert's long tan fingers traced designs on her pale back.
"Wanna make out?" Marlene whispers into my ear.
I shrug and decide, what the hell, everyone else is doing it.
I grab her waist and plant a kiss on her soft lips. Like always they taste like cherries.
I have to pull away when I have to sneeze. Everyone bursts apart from their partner when I do that except Robert and Lauren.
"Um... Robbie..." Tris pokes her former friend.
He pulls away grinning. "Yes Tris?"
He looks around and Lauren does as well. Lauren sighs and scowls. "Does the fun really have to end because of Uriah's sinuses?"
"No... But I think the readers want to hear us play bed wed or dead..." Eric says scratching behind his ear. Him and Lynn are still quite close together and it was weirding me out.
"Am I the only one wondering what the heck Robert was doing making out with Lauren?" I ask randomly.
"No." Four answers. "It is a bit weird to me too."
Robert looks at Lauren and she shrugs. "While Robert was waiting for Christina to come back with PJs we started chatting. I remarked on how nice and defined his arm muscles were."
Robert took over. "I told her it was from the farm work I did at Amity and that I had a even had a six pack."
Lauren smirked. "I didn't believe him at all so he took off his shirt to show me. And sure enough he does." She points to his abs which are quite nice actually.
Robert grinned. "Then I told her that I didn't think she had as nice abs as mine. It was a ploy to get her to ditch the shirt she was wearing."
Lauren hit him in the arm. "You little bastard!" She joked then tucked a strand of hair behind her ear. "My abs are just as nice as his so I proved it. Then he said I was very attractive and I told him the same."
Robert shook his head. "No, I said you were a smoking hot babe and you said you are a hot piece of ass."
"Yeah but that is beside the point." Lauren said.
"What is the point?" Lynn asks randomly.
Silence. Robert shakes his head. And Lauren starts talking again.
"Then I asked him if any Amity girls had as nice abs as mine and he said not that he knew of. Then we just sorta start chatting about random stuff without shirts and I just decided, what the hell and kissed him. Then everyone else came in and we are all making out. It was great fun wasn't it?" Lauren looked around and got nods all around.
"Another question, why was Lynn with Eric?" Marlene asked. Lynn shrugged.
Eric answered. "She is just as pretty as she is scary."
Lynn smiled/smirked at that and leaned into him pushing him, it was one way for her to show affection. It wasn't one of her greatest skills though. "Thanks, you are pretty hot too and scary."
"Ack!" Christina says. "Creepy, scary, weirdness couplely gooyness that is only doubly weird because both are freaking scary and ag." Christina takes a deep breath. "You two if you are ever serious are going to be Tris' and Four's competition in the scariest couple competition."
Lynn looked at Eric and Eric looked at her and they both laughed. Tris and Four laughed as well.
"They wear the scariness we keep ours hidden until we meet the new trainees. They don't expect our horror which makes it all the worse. They can't compare, they will just be the poster couple of scary Dauntless. We are the true scary ones." Four jokes.
Eric and Lynn nod along with them and Christina rolls her eyes. "Whatever can we get back to playing the game?"
I was still thinking about how incredibly weird this situation was and awkward. But it was time for the 'fun' to begin.
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