_Marceline's House_

Guarding wasn't really why Marceline signed up with Deadpool. Yet there she was hovering over here coach with her arms draped over her head in pure lethargic ridden boredom. She couldn't really play any of her music to past the time anyway. The portal was still open and swirling with the power of a vortex with the moves of a toilet plus girls parts. Heh, she's the one coming up with the innuendos. SO far it's doing it's job.

Speaking of doing your job, Finn was riding Jake up until they got near the entrance to Marceline's cave. Jake shrank down to his original form and joined Finn getting behind a humongous onyx boulder. The look they usually give when spying on people always had a smile, or at the least a face you thought looked ninja like yet everyone else thinks you're either taking a piss or having an orgasm. This time they peeked at Marceline's house with bug eyes that just scream…

Finn:" What the glip dribble is going on down there."

Jake stretched his eyes and shaped them into binoculars with the bonus of using his hands to "hold them."

Finn:" Dude, you know eyes don't work like that."

Jake:" hehe, It's how I cope, especially with the poop this mission comes with."

Finn:" I hear that. That's are friend in there. I've seen her do pranks that dwarf my half baked ideas, but ganking the Lemon People with that red dude ."

Jake:" *thinking* a half baked idea being dwarfed, so it's 50 percent then dwarfed or dwarfed then 50 percent baking," he pondered …Hey finn, how do you convert dwarfed in metrics.."

Finn:" Still coping?, " he said while looking in the "Jake Binoculars"

Jake:" Yeah, I know…*looks back at the house* AH MAN! Marcy is having a party and she didn't invite us?"

Finn:" *looks at Marcy's house* HOLY SHMOW! That's a PORTAL Jake, it's the one that goes to the Nightosphere," he said rapidly.

Jake:" I know right, it's not a party without something sucking."

Finn:" JAKE, THAT's SICK!Phrasing bro phrasing!"

Jake:"What Marceline sucks red, everybody knows, teheh, okay. I'm done coping. I bet even money she's trying to escape aaannd may ask her Dad for protection or something . I don't know man I'm spit balling ideas cause I'm freaking out because WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING THE LUMP OVER THERE NOW?." He finally realized that since the portal was open, it can close at Marceline's will. Time was a factor here.

Both of Ooo's intrepid heroes ran as fast as they could, hoping Marceline wouldn't jump in her portal. Finn's shoes kept clapping on the cave floor and thanks the echo, Marceline didn't even need her ultra-sensitive hearing to hear that glob awful sound. She started to panic a bit since she knew he had to off been sent by Princess Bubblegum. Plus she was still wearing her prison orange tank top and pants. All of a sudden the portal started to move erratically. This meant that Pinkie Pie is on her way with Deadpool. Time was not with her this round, but it wasn't against her.

Marceline:" *under her breath* Glob it Finn, not the best time to raid my house. I've gotta think. You can do this," she said wile pacing back and forth. " Okay first, I have to wait for pinkie pie to hurry up*looks at the portal* That was easy, second I need,"

Marceline then looked down at her outfit. This was the first time she actually noticed it. In her pre feral state she gets a bit woozy, which made the outcome look grimmer if Finn and Jake showed up. Then it her.

Marceline:" Wait, who makes prison clothes for a dungeon? Oohhh I get now Princess. I bet dollars to donuts she Low Jacked these threads. What a control freak. *sigh* She let out a sigh when she realized she had to strip again. Without wasting anymore time, she bit her lip and interlocked her thumbs in between the seam of her panties and the prison bottoms. She had to squat down to get them off though. Her hips went back first as she brought her hands down past her pale legs. A fly on the wall would be your dream job at this moment. Her butt stuck out , showing off her red laced underwear with crossbones on the back that might as well been a bull's eye. Bonnie would most likely put the tracer in between the layers of the pants, so she decided to burn her shirt when she clutched the V-neck portion in her fist and then *poof* gone. Yet again she left little to the imagination. Her bra was bold, daring one might say, but two skeleton hands on a black bra. If you were the aforementioned fly, it would look like Jack Skellington creeped behind Marceline and got two scoops of vampire. Luckily, Pinkie Pie could be seen coming towards the Portal opening. Right now she was in her own private hell. She managed to get Deadpool's arm around her shoulder, even with two sprained. The light from the portal shined on the beads of sweat absorbed in both of their suits, but Deadpool's glistened with sanguine shade blood.

It's amazing how Deadpool can meet so many people that shut up when they get emotional. All Marceline saw when she looked in the portal was Pinkie Pie dragging Deadpool like a sack of red potatoes. So many questions went into her head at that moment. Why wasn't he healing? Did Hunson do this? Why was any of this happening? And finally, the third part of the plan. She yelled for her to hurry. Time now shifted sides to favor Marceline , after Finn had tripped over a few stones.

Marceline:" Hurry up, we've got company on their way."

Pinkie Pie:" …..*stare*," Her eyes went over Marceline's figure, for some reason she just had to ask. "What the hay are those?," she pointed directly at Marceline's ample bosom.

Marceline:" Are you F***ING kidding me right now? You want to ask me that right now?"

_Outside the house_

Finn:" JEEZUM CROW DUDE, THAT HURT," The great Finn the Human was giving his right leg a bear hug. This was instinctual, my guess , same thing happened before and he responds thusly.

Jake:" FINN, Are you ok bro, hey hold on. This wouldn't of happened if you just rode on me. Why didn't you say anything. Come on buddy, get on and let's ..,"

Finn:" MY WAY…..FOR THE PRINCESS *warcry*," With no thought to his safety, he just hopped like a demon bunny in heat towards Marceline's house. He caught a glimpse of a few other people in the room, which fueled him even further to find out what was going on.

_Back inside the house_

Marceline:" That's Finn, he likes pointy things as well and he won't think twice about slitting our throats if the Princess told him were terrorists."

Pinkie Pie:" BUUU I WIKE OINTY HINGS OO( translation: I like pointy things too)," Her speech was muffled by Deadpool's Kabar knife she somehow got in her mouth.

Marceline:" Screw this," She rushed towards her Book shelf and grabbed her only copy of "The Winchester Chronicles." She took a deep breath and bit her thumb until blood was drawn. While walking over to the portal she found the page she bookmarked. Pinkie Pie Had finally made it out of the portal, in time for Marceline to step in front of it and waved her blood drenched thumb in the air. Some how her blood looked like it was being smeared on glass, it was actually just floating, almost gave the look of a red crayon. She had finished the drawing she saw in the book, it was another sigil that when finished, glowed a bright yellow. The portal had changed colors as well , from light blue to red. Her last trick of the evening was summoning a lesser horseshoe bat. She gave the bat her pants she had given a paranoid deduction about, and whispered a few instructions.

As soon as the bat left the house through a window, the newly altered portal pulled everyone towards the opening. They all were swept away by the portals strength, sending them towards the sigil. They past through it and it broke like a safety glass window, they too were sucked in. When the pieces of the sigil were absorbed all hell broke loose. All of Marceline's possessions went through it as well. Her furniture , TV, Instruments , etc. Then the strangest thing happened. The house was being sucked in quite easily. The laws of physics had no say in this place. Marceline's house was being pulled in over the portal but it looked more like drain pulling everything towards it. In a flash the house caved in on itself and was absorbed through the portal. Now someone needed to tell Finn who was so loopy from the blood loss, he just kept hopping on one knee regardless. Hopping where the patio was, now where the living room was, and going past her basketball court. He went deeper in the cave being fueled by adrenaline and endorphins numbing his pain.

Jake:" FINN! ," he grew and ran towards him." Did you see that? Marceline's house was eaten along with her thanks to that red hole thingy. Hehe Irony. Get back here. Are your trying to attract every vampire in Ooo?,"Jake couldn't help noticed Finn's blood was leading a trail right to him. Hopefully Jake can keep up before the proverbial "breadcrumbs" Finn was leaving ran out.

Finn:" MY WAAAAAaaaaayyyy," His voiced faded as he ran further in the cave, blinded by anger and directed by rage.

_?_

A young man sat quietly on his patio, taking in the moon light that reflected off of every surface in of his mountain side cave. The moon light cascaded over what appeared to be a red and black plaid shirt, complete with tight , but torn jeans. He had black hair that looked good in the moonlight, but he losses points for leaving as if he just woke up with bed head after a night of wild sex. A red guitar nestled in between his arms, connected to an outlet that fed to an AMP. He inhaled deeply, closing his jet black eyes, his hard chest rising. When he exhaled, he gave a smile that came complete with 4 elongated canines. I guess you could say he was "Rock Star" sexy. The "bad boy" you see in ever story. The one who have women swooning over him with a wink, but pines for the girl who doesn't succumb easily by his charms.

?: Ahh, Finally some jam time. I hope Prince "Gum-wad" can hear it through my little amp, especially since it's getting boost from the caves ECHO! ECHO ECHO ECHO echo," His echo traveled outside the cave. "HA HAAAH, LET's ROCK !"

Guitar strumming

?: GOOD LITTLE GIRL…..,"

CRASH

Before he could get out the lines for the first verse, pieces of what look like a house fell as quickly as it appeared no more than a few feet from the patio. When it hit the cave floor it let out a cloud of dust and dirt. Near the center , a few boards from the house were moving. Marceline popped out from the rubble. Once she got her bearings, she looked over at the boy who had moved to the edge of the patio to see what happened.

Marceline:" HEY YOU!," A faint nervous chuckle could be heard after she greeted the boy.

?:" Huh, Ma- MARCELINE!?"

Marceline:" Long time no see , Marshal Lee," Okay, now she was getting desperate to alleviate the verbal bashing she was about to get.

Marshal Lee:" Long time no see," repeating what Marceline had said with a slight tone of condensation." That's all you have to say after dropping a busted up house in my cave. What if you bunked up the sigil? I would've been singing through lead pipes through a house that just so happened to land on me."

Marceline:" And look," She points to the wreckage she once called home." See, it didn't fall on you."

Pinkie Pie:" WOOO HOOO, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!," She yelled jumping out of the rubble.

Marshall Lee:" And you brought more people? Fan-flippin-tastic," He ran his fingers through his hair in a stressful manner.

Marceline:" When did you became such a nancy-boy ?," She had her hands balled up into fists as she marched towards Marshal Lee. She was still in her bra and panties, luckily she kept her sneakers on. Marceline jumped over Marshall Lee and on the patio. While she was in Mid Air she gave her Gibbs slap to the back of Marshall Lee's Head.

WHACK

Marshall Lee:" Ouch, you dinged my cheek meat."

Marceline:" Look, we just need a place to lay low for a few days, my friend has been injured , but he heals like we do."

Marshall Lee: " Oh good, so what do you need me for?"

Marceline:" That's the problem, he hasn't healed from his injuries yet. I will be forced to Kick your $$ ," she states slamming her right fist in her left palm," if you don't help out an old friend and her posse."

Marshall Lee:" *sigh* Fine, where is he."

Before Marceline could tell him, he teleported right where Pinkie pie was standing.

Pinkie Pie:" AHHHH, VAMPIRE!." She shrieked.

Marshall Lee:" Hey there darliin," Marshall Lee doesn't waste any time," you got a nice wiggle."

Pinkie Pie:" Thanks, you've got a nice butt."

Marshall Lee:" I like a women who gets right to the..,"

CRACK

Pinkie Pie performed a flawless jump round house kick that landed on Marshall Lee's face. The momentum from her kick sent Marshall Lee spinning landing face first in the rubble with his "nice butt" in the air. Pinkie Pie finished making her point by putting her boot right on the his $$.

Pinkie Pie:" Eeyup, I knew it. My Size 11 totally fits your butt. It's as if fate brought me here to kick your $$!"

Marshall Lee:" *cough* Swing at every ball huh dog," He said regretting the purchase of a certain book," Fine alright, where is the guy?," He saw a man in the same outfit as Pinkie Pie in a pool of his own blood and sweat. The man was covered in electric burn marks on his skin that was exposed. Marshall took a guess and walked over to him. He grabbed Deadpool's shoulder and gave him a gentle shake.

Marshall Lee:" Hey buddy, can you here me?," He asked before he placed two of his finger on Deadpool's neck. He pressed hard to try and feel a pulse on Deadpool's carotid artery. " Ah butt traps, his pulse is almost at zombie level. Unless you want to share the same heart rhythm of our friend here, help me get inside so I can at least stick up his wounds. Uhh, *snaps finger* Pinkie Pie right, I need you start a fire,"

Pinkie Pie:" I'm likeing this plan so far."

Marshall:" I'm sure you do, but that's for the metal poker you're going to put in the fire so I can stop your bosom buddy from bleeding all over my cave."

Marceline joined her old friend and helped Deadpool get up. He was still unconscious, so they both grabbed an arm and floated over to Marshall Lee's House. Pinkie Pie followed, folding her arms defensively as she uttered….

Pinkie Pie :" I am no man's bosom.*chuckle* NAILED IT."

Marceline:" PINKIE PIE!"

Pinkie Pie:" Whoops, coming. "

_Inside Marshall Lee's House_

Once they were all inside, Marshall Lee covered his flat, rock hard, couch with a few garbage bags. The two vampires carried Deadpool as if it was nothing and laid him down. Everyone had their question of "what happened to Deadpool" answered when they took off his suit and saw what Hunson had done to him. They had to work fast

.What seemed like forever was only two hours in real time. Marshall Lee managed to cauterize all of Deadpool's wounds so the bleeding stopped. The burns on his body that hemorrhaged was not a fully burnt scab thanks to Pinkie Pie's red hot pokers. The same had to be done at the tips of his fingers , which were absent of nails. The rest of the marks were just bruises.

Marceline and Pinkie Pie had to watch their friend be burned yet again , but to save his life without his healing factor, desperate times I guess. This was the first time for Marceline to see Deadpool without the scars , exposed tissue , and a full head of hair. When Deadpool confronted her about the price you pay for progress, he had taken off his mask to show her what people are capable of if you let them. Marceline sat in a chair reversed , so she could rest her arms on the back along with her head. The entire time she sat and watched Marshall Lee performing back alley surgey on Deadpool, she had thought of that moment at Lemongrab Castle. Is this what he looked like before he became a mercenary? The scars, white eyes, bald head, and regenerating cancer cells. Were these all the price he has to pay for freedom?

Pinkie Pie sat next to Marceline on the floor, holding ice packs on her wrists. She couldn't help but look at Marceline's face. Her eyes looked like they were bleeding. Trails of blood started to let gravity move it from Marceline's eyes and end at her chin.

Pinkie Pie:" Are you ok," She asked hesitantly

Marceline:" *sniff* This is how I bleed when I'm emotional, " Then she started to laugh a bit with what she thought after explaining vampire tears. " It sure as S*** better when than doing it the way living females do every month, glad I dodged that silver bullet."

Pinkie Pie:" Tee hee, You should say that to Mr. Wilson when he wakes up."

Marceline:" Pinkie Pie, my dad prides himself on being able to torture any wad or dingus that ticks him off. He doesn't kill them, but I'd be lying if I said they didn't die afterwards."

Pinkie Pie:" Puh-lease. In Equestria Mr. Wilson survived after being burnt by dragon fire. He's a tough Mo-fo with a wit as sharp as his blades. "

Marceline:" You're forgetting one thing. He had his healing powers then right?"

Pinkie Pie:" oh….good point," Her head tilted downward as if she gave up. " I still don't believe. He has more than guns, pointy things, explosives, and awesome ninja skills."

Marceline:" Like what?," She asked unenthusiastically.

Pinkie Pie stood up and dropped her bags of ice. On the floor. It was a good thing her hands were numb from the old. Because one of the just gave Marceline a dose of her own medicine.

Whack

Marceline:" Did you just do, what I think you did , to me of all people?" She asked while turning her head towards Pinkie Pie, but not before….

Whack

Pinkie Pie:" Twice actually. In case you forgot, Deadpool has us, his friends."

Marshall Lee:"Just you guys. I'm just the dude trying to save his toasted butt."

Pinkie Pie:" I'M TRYING TO MAKING A POINT YOU "ONE DIRECTION" LOOKING FANBOY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WON'T CUT YOU…anyway friendship is really really really powerful magic, and right now I'm sending nothing but good vibes to Deadpool."

Marceline:" Heh, I like what you're saying. But honestly *chuckle* That's the most corny thing I've ever heard. And F.W.I. We have a Colonel made of candy corn on Ooo. "

Pinkie Pie:" Keep talking like a negative Nancy and I'll have to add a couple of smiles to that neck of yours with Marshall Lee's makeshift scalpel."

Marceline:" heh, save the bedroom talk for later."

Pinkie Pie:" That's foreplay to me motha F***a!"

Marshall Lee:" F.W.I. I'm done," He stated while licking Deadpool's blood off of his hands. " His pulse is stable, but it'll be a while before he wakes up."

Pinkie Pie:" THANK YOU SO MUCH MR. LEE," She gave thanks as she gave Marshall Lee the biggest hug he ever received. He returned the hug when Marceline got up from her chair. The vampires just looked at each other, turning their bitter frowns into wide smiles. In the end they just gave each other a fist bump.

Marshall Lee:" Okay that's enough emotions for one day," He let go of Pinkie Pie while heading to the fridge. He opened it and grabbed a basket of raspberries, offering one to Marceline and Pinkie Pie. The vampires started making loud sucking noises while enjoying their fruit. But it wasn't compared to Pinkie Pie's lip smacking and shewing sounds. Pinkie Pie ate her berries face first without using her hands. It's not that she couldn't, it's just that she was still getting used to her human form, despite her "innate" ability to fight and use weapons.

Marshall Lee:" Ok, rules of the house…*sucking sounds*….

Marceline:" And…"

Marshall Lee:" No rules," he stated still sucking on his basket of raspberries."

Pinkie Pie:" OH YEAH!"

Marceline:" Is that a fact, you realize you could be harboring fugitives."

Marshall Lee:" Heh, possibly, but you know me. I'm her to help, not to judge. Plus seeing you guys care so much about a dude that looks like he's been through some s***, made me feel….nice I guess."

Marceline:" Marshall Lee , congratulations on growing a vagina." Pinkie pie fell back laughing

Marshall Lee:" I'm sorry what was that, guess your voiced dropped along with your new balls?" he asked putting his hand to his ear in a playful sense.

They all needed that. A good laugh can help mend emotional wounds. Pinkie Pie can attest to that. Afterwards , everyone took turns taking a shower. When they were done Marshall Lee gave Marceline some sweat pants and a plaid shirt to cover herself up.

Marceline:" It's always plaid and denim with you isn't it?"

Marshall Lee:"It's the fabric of the people, don't be hattin on my threads."

Deadpool:" I thought cotton was the people's fabric. I've got on 100% cotton boxers. It's like sick guy that just ate curry is breathing on my crotch 24/6, don't as what I wear on the 7th day*cough*"

Pinkie Pie:" MR. WILSON!" Pinkie Pie rushed over and gave Deadpool a hug , only using about half the power of her last one. Deadpool managed tried to get up, but winced at the pain while gritting his teeth.

Marshall Lee:" Tch, she really likes to hug, " he said pulling Pinkie Pie away." How ya doing buddy?" Marshall brought his index finger up and in front of Deadpool's head. Deadpool's vision is a little blurry, at that moment he thought his mind was playing tricks on him.

Deadpool:"Marceline? Oh no, it's my reoccurring nightmare, the main character of my fantasy changes into a dude during the good part."

Marshall Lee;" Just following my finger with your eyes, I'm just trying to gauge where your head is at right now." He motioned his hand left and right. Deadpool was able to follow without any problems from his eyes.

Deadpool:" Good, cause I'm not pulling on it. For all I know you're vegan with a love of beans and broccoli. Do the air a favor and stop eating those at the same time."

Marshall Lee:" *chuckle* heh, I see why you keep em around," He saw the girls joining in on the laughter. " By the by , my names Marshall Lee the Vampire king. Just guessing, but you're Deadpool right?"

Deadpool:" Yup," He responded in a haphazardly tone of voice. He turned around to see Marceline and Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie gave a little wave ad smile while Marceline just flipped him off. " I drifted in and out of la la land back there. Did this guy just show up or did something else happen?"

Marceline:" Pinkie Pie got you out of the Nightophere, and away from my father."

Deadpool:" Oh yeah, how could I forget," His tone gave a certain "no S**T Sherlock" vibe to it. " Real charmer, your dad. Does he do this with all the guys in your life or just the cute ones."

Marceline:" Hey don't get an attitude with me after we saved your butt. They captured me too in case you forgot."

Deadpool:" actually I kind of did," He was getting irritable. " Thank your dad for that one. Being a guinea pig on your dads table brought back old memories that I've been trying to push back . Taking way my healing factor is like flipping my reset button on my body. My brain, well, it's a party in there and all the people I've pissed off in my life get a V.I.P pass ," He swallowed nervously, knowing that he's about get a mental visit from the demons of his past. His endorphins were wearing off quickly. He needed to act fast.

Marceline:" What do you want me to say? I cut myself off from my dad a while ago. Just so you know, The Princess you met when we started this, she's the one who convinced my dad to put both our $$'s in a cell."

Pinkie Pie:" Actually I rescued you from a cell. Mr. Wilson ended up,"

Marceliine:" *under her breath* Pinkie Pie, you're not HELPING."

Deadpool:" STOP! I just want to say this before I start to go into b***h mode. You're right, and I don't blame you. Thank you everyone for saving my bacon back there, but right now I need to ask, Marshall, you got any hooch in this joint."

Marshall Lee:'' uh yeah," He pointed towards the kitchen." Second cabinet to the right of the fridge. Help yourself dude. I was making a bet with myself on when you'd be asking for that. You must be going through hell right now."

Deadpool got up from the coach , clothed in his cotton boxers, and walked with a firm posture towards where the hooch was located. He opened it up to see a couple of glass bottles. He just picked one at random, it didn't matter what he drank as long as it ended up in his stomach.

Deadpool:" You have no idea Marshall." He walked back heading to the patio doors.

Pinkie Pie:" Umm Marceline said you like to sleep outside in a blanket fort so I made you one outside."

Deadpool:" Thank you," He opened the patio door and headed out, stopping just short of the entrance. " Guys the next ….I don't know 6 , 8 10 hours are going to be a little rough on me. Just let me get through this by myself, cause in about a couple of minutes I'm gonna be dealing with some dark S***."

Pinkie Pie:" Dark S***, is that a new villain in the story , BRING EM ON!"

Deadpool:" Nope, it's just a something I need to do."

Marshall Lee:" Look bro, I'm a big fan of the whole tough guy lone wolf thing, but I think you need to mellow out and let us help you. Tell you what, just because I'm a nice guy I'll let you drink my blood. You'll be back to your old self again in no time."

Deadpool:" Nope, this I gotta do myself."

Marceline:" Quit being such a stubborn donk and let us help you."

Deadpool:" JUST ….STAY ..AWAY FROM ME, IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND?," That ended with him slamming the door and heading towards the fort Pinkie Pie had made.

Marceline:" Okay, what crawled up his butt?," She said getting frustrated.

Marshall Lee:" I don't know, but I'm guessing it didn't die."

Marceline:" What do you think Pinkie Pie? Pinkie? ," She walked towards her in a concerned manner. " Don't listen him. It's just the pain talking. Let's just give him an hour and I'll bet he'll be back here on his knees begging for forgiveness."

Marshall Lee:" Or on his knees in front of the toilet bowl. I just saw our humanoid pin cushion pound a fourth of that Vodka like a glass of water."

_Deadpool's Thoughts_

Location: Weapon X Department K laboratory, Clone Research and Development Wing

Omega Red:" *thick Russian accent* Wilson, stop poking the glass. The clones are not your play fish."

Deadpool:" How can I not? There're like floating dead baby fetuses," He pointed his gun at the some of the "test tube" babies. " What'ya say we just shoot em down. Especially this one, number 23. How about I make a video of me shooting the glass and test out my theory on bouncing Babies?"

Location: Genosha Island

*Shh, be very very quite, were hunting mutates*

( That just screams "hypocrite")

Deadpool:" So what, Mr. Sinister kills my bounty and runs off with the D-list mutants Scott free," Deadpool chats up his other personalities while sneeking into Mr. Sinister lair. So far he's killed all the guards, so all that's left is the big man himself, who just so happens to be chillin on his throne. Deadpool tip toes write behind Mr. S's throne and takes out one of his katanas

*Wait, his throne is huge, so's his outfit. I know were supposed to do this all secretly and junk, but I can't tell where his head is. Where are we gonna stick this*

(In the back of his throne)

Deadpool:" Dude, phrasing."

Mr. Sinister:" What, who's there?" He asked openly while still sitting on his thone.

Deadpool:" FOUND IT," Letting sinister speak was actually a brilliant idea. Deadpool shoved his katana through the back of the throne, where it ended up going through Mr. Sinisters Neck.

*Heh, I thought he'd be taller*

( He's sitting you idiot)

*Okay then, I though he'd …have a …Shut up*

Deadpool:" Hey Mr. S. How's it hanging," Deadpool had to see where his katana ended up. He snaped his fingers in protest. He made a bet with himself that it would go through his skull. Mr. Sinisters was trying to get the words he wanted to speak out his mouth, but a katana through his vocal chords ain't helping. Blood was spurting the front end of his neck wound where the katana was still stick out, It wasn't enough for concern since he didn't knick a the carotid artery or jugular.

*Heh, He's speechless*

Deadpool:" What that Mr. S. Katana got your tongue?," Deadpool sat on Mr Sinisters lap, basking in his glory.

Mr. Sinister:" *gurgle* *gurgle*"

*He better not damage the blade*

( I know right, it's a collector's item)

*What, then why did we bring it*

( That's like buying a signed copy of Stephen Kings "Needful Things," and not burning it)

*oh I see…wait what?*

Deadpool:" What's that?," He asked sarcastically," Why did I do this? Funny story, actually. I racked up a huge bill with my bosom buddy arm dealer, so I take a job to pay my debt, you killed the guy I was supposed to bring in, now I'm stuck owing the biggest Otaku in America a fat wad of cash, then I met someone who hates you about as much me right now and is paying me big bucks to take you out. Nothing personal, but let's cherish the moment with a selfie."

Deadpool grabs his other katana, swings it downward since Mr Sinister would rather bend over in pain then take it like a man, and the rest of the neck meets the rest of the katana. Mr Sinisters head rolls to the side of the throne. Deadpool whipped out his phone and put the disembodied head on his shoulder. He extends his arm out to take of photo.

Deadpool:" hehe, from here your throat looks like you just pulled out your D**K."

Location: "Jump The Shark" Television studio

Chance White:" That's 9 inches of reinforced steal, good luck trying to get me ya nut bar."

*Heh, noticed how he was ready to just blurt out 9 inches?*

( Worst pick up line ever)

Deadpool:" Uh yeah I've noticed, you know I'm leaving without your fat $$ ," He was almost poetic, Deadpool talking to a wall. " Unless you expect to eat your own blubber in there, you're not gonna last long."

Chance White:" Don't insult my intelligence Deadpool. This also doubles as a panic room that has a restraint sized refrigerator stock with food."

Deadpool:" That's it, I bet you consider that a serving size you beached whale. Open the door , get your big butt out here, and maybe I'll only partially un-alive you."

Chance White:" Fat chance."

Deadpool:" Dude , you're making the jokes to easy. Where's the challenge?"

*How about getting trying to unlock this monstrosity you call a door?*

Deadpool:" What? Oh I could've done that a few pages ago."

( So what's the hold up?)

Deadpool:" uh, the math on how much C4 to use on this particular sized door is not agreeing with me."

*You don't know how to do metric conversion*

( I think we were on drugs when they taught that at school)

Deadpool:" No, we did drugs so we could learn the metric system. HEY CHANCE, HOW DO YOU CONVERT…"

Chance White:" Blow it out your $$ Deadpool.!"

*Swing and a miss*

Deadpool:" A F*** it , let's just use all of it," He placed charged C4 bricks on the vault door to the point where it looked more C4 than and actual door."

*Aren't we supposed to take him in alive*

Deadpool:" Yeah, but "alive" is such a vague and loosely translated term."

( Actually , it's really not)

Deadpool:" Whatever *click*

Boom

_Inside Marshall Lee's House_

Pinkie Pie:That's it , I've had it," Pinkie pie marched with haste outside towards Deadpool's Blanket fort.

Marceline:" Huh, HEY PINKIE WAIT UP." Marceline flew right behind Pinkie Pie as she approached Deadpool's fort.

While heading to Deadpool's sleeping grounds , they could hear Deadpool screaming bloody murder.

Deadpool:" AAAAAHHHH GET OUT OF MY FU***NG HEAD !," Deadpool tried his best to knock himself out to sleep with the booze. When that didn't work, he found a small bottle of mouth wash and drank that down in one gulp. It worked on getting him to sleep, but it really doesn't help the Nightmares.

Pinkie Pie:" MR. WILSON!," Pinkie Pie tried to get Deadpool's attention. No response. So drastic measures had to be taken. " Fine, see how ya like THIS!"

Pinkie Pie reached behind her to pull out what looked like …

Marceline:" A grenade, really. Where did you even find it?"

Pinkie Pie:" Marshall's butt," She was kidding, but now wasn't the time to restore his good name. She pulled the pin and dropped it in Deadpool's fort.

Marceline:" Wait, what if he's asleep and just having a nightmare?"

Pinkie Pie:" Oh….I didn't think it that far, whoopsie ," She said with a derpy look on her face.

Marceline:" GRRRR, DA** IT !," Marceline dove in to try and find the grenade. The pile of multicolored blankets didn't help at all. Luckily she could smell the gunpowder. She followed her nose and spotted it just in time to grab it and throw it straight up.

BOOM

Deadpool:" AHHHHH, wha , wha. Am I awake?" He started to panic and grabbed Marceline by the shoulders. " AM I AWAK?!"

Whack

Whack

Both girls gave Deadpool a gibbs slap simultaneously.

Pinkie Pie:" NO TALKING JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN." Pinkie Pie sat down on what was left of Deadpool's blanket fort." I don't know what you're going through in that melon you call a head, but obviously it's too much for you to handle on your own:"

Deadpool:" You don't know jack S***." If her hands weren't sore as hell she would've used em, so her feet would have to do. She stood up, and gave Deadpool a kick in his jimmy.

CRUNCH

Deadpool:" A-," The silent scream when you've been kicked in the "step children," priceless.

Pinkie Pie:" Why do you keep torturing yourself."

Deadpool:" *cough* Long story short, my healing factor helped keep my past locked up, the cancer killed my brain cells, but brought them right back, so every now and then they leak out. Normally I could care less , so when they pop up it's more annoying and troublesome. Now that it's gone….they keep coming back one after another, I can't think of anything else until I find a way to reboot my healing factor. Yes this has happened before, but science brought it back, but this time is different. I don't know a GLOB D**N THING ABOUT MAGIC OR HOW YOUR DAD MANAGED TO PULL A F***ING NAGATING SPELL OUT HIS PASTY WHITE PILGRIM $$." That rant left Deadpool exhausted. He waited for his verbal and physically bashing to end so he could get back to feeling like a monster.

Pinkie Pie:" You don't know a thing about magic do you?"

Deadpool:" *sigh* "Eeyup, that's why I said it."

Pinkie Pie:" I guess that means you don't know a lot about friendship either?"

Deadpool:" What is with you and this whole "Friendship is Magic" tag line?" His hand moved towards his forehead. A slow but obvious face palm, he was getting extremely annoyed. " I've never had, nor will I ever need somebody who doesn't know what's going inside my own head."

Pinkie Pie:" So what do you call those personalities you made?"

Deadpool:" Huh, I thought you were joking back in Equestria, you can actually hear them."

Pinkie Pie:" Eeyup, and they've been gone since you lost your healing powers right."

Deadpool:" …yeah," It was just starting to sink in how much Deadpool enjoyed having his two annoying partners in slapstick comedy crime.

Pinkie Pie:" Wouldn't you consider them your friends? Don't you have any other people you hang out with besides them?"

Deadpool:" Umm, I'm not sure. I hang out with my arms dealer a lot, but I don't know if he's a friend or not."

Marceliine:" HAH, only Deadpool can make friends with a dude that sells weapons." She decided to join in on the conversation.

Deadpool:" He does have a life outside making things that go boom. He's practically a Pimp at Comic con."

Pinkie Pie:" Oooh what's that?"

Deadpool:" It's a gathering of comic geeks. I doubt people go there to hook up. 20 bucks says the girls make guys roll a 20 sided dice to see where they're allowed to touch a women at the Comic con"spot light dance."

Pinkie Pie and Marceline, even though this was a sensitive moement, they took the time to have a good laugh from Deadpool's joke.

Pinkie Pie:" HAHAH, has he ever invited you?" she asked wiping the tears from her eyes through her mask.

Deadpool:" How did you know? He keeps nagging me about other conventions to, I just tell him I'm allergic to geek stank. It's like soap is kryptonite to a keep."

Pinkie Pie:" You should've gone, obviously he like having you around. I bet he goes through a lot of crap at those convention thingies , did ya ever think he'd enjoy it more with you?"

Marceline:" I don't know, they might think you're a living comic book character. All the little dweeb-ettes would be on you like, well, stank on a geek."

Deadpool:" Never gave it much thought, nope, neither does Daniel Way," This time he wanted to test a theory."

Marceline:" Who's that?" she asked as if she never heard another humans name before.

Pinkie Pie:" I know who he is," She leaned her head towards Deadpool's ear to whisper what she knew. Deadpool's eyes widened.

Deadpool:" I KNEW IT!"

Pinkie Pie:" Is that a smile I see."

Deadpool:" Wait what? No that's just pot lip." Worst lie he's ever told.

Marceline:" Let me ask you something. Did you any of those flashbacks popped up since we've been talking to you."

Deadpool:" Actually….Heh, no. "

Marceline:" Isn't that what you taught me after Lemongrab castle? Your pink double and I have been dishing out puns, quips, and conversation. Yeah you lost your healing power which made your personalities take a bow of your brain stage. It's sucks and is a total bummer, but from what I can see, you have two sexy, funny, bad ass women that have stuck to your side, despite your bullS***. How about this, until we get your healing powers back, you can use us as your personalities?"

Pinkie Pie:" *GASP* I was thinking the exact same thing!"

Deadpool:" You're serious, you're willing to put up with my neurosis until we I get my healing factor back, even though that could take forever?"

Pinkie Pie:" Putting up with it? I think it's fun."

Marceline:" Honestly you've got me hooked. So I guess it's a win win."

Deadpool:" ….Ok, but this is on a trial basis because…"

Pinkie Pie:" WOOOO HOOOO, DEADPOOL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS, " Pinkie Pie was all over the patio. Jumping up and down, doing little dances. She was so thrilled.

Deadpool:' WHOA HOLD ON, I NEVER SAID…. IF YOU WOULD JUST…..AHHH," He gave up trying to get Pinkie Pie's attention. She was in her own little world.

Marceline:" Let her have this one. Who knows, you might actually like having friends." She stood up and walked over to a hopping Pinkie Pie. She waited until Pinkie started to descend from her last jump. Timing it just right, she extended her arm out and got Pinkie by the throat." That's enough celebrating, simmer down before I start to act like you." When she finished talking she let Pinkie Pie go.

Pinkie Pie:" Aw man I as just getting started too. "

Marceline:" Alright, Marshall gave us permission to use his bed so get yourself together , shower, blah blah blah . I'll give both of you some of my blood so you'll heal overnight. I don't want to wake up with a couple of nagging corpses. "

Deadpool:" SAY WHAT NOW? This is all new to me, and I'm in a very vulnerable state so…." Like a British nanny combined with an over bearing mother, Marceline got in Deadpool's face with a evil twinkle in her eyes.

Marceline:" No, I'll tell you what's gonna happen. You are going to march yourself in that bathroom, take a piss, shake , not dab, your D*** , take a shower, and brush your teeth. After that you head straight to the bedroom where we'll be waiting for you. UNDERSTOOD!"

Deadpool:" *nod*.

Pinkie Pie:" AND YOU'RE GONNA TAKE OFF YOUR BOXERS SO I CAN SEE YOU'RE CUTIE MARK!" She demanded.

Deadpool:" WHAT? Who …umm… who told you I ended up with one of those frikin things?"

Marceline:" What's a cutie mark?"

Deadpool:" Don't listen to her! Lies, A PACK OF LIES! You can't trust anything she says, she's all hopped up on sugar and F***ING smiles. "

It was to late, Pinkie Pie was walking back to Marshell's house giving Marceline a lesson on Cutie Marks. They were about to enter the house when Deadpool hear Marceline shout…

Marceline:" HAHAHAHA, You , HAHH, you mean he's got one because…"

Deadpool:" CURSE YOU PRINCESS CELESTIA. CURSE YOU , YOUR BIG MOUTH , AND YOUR HUGE …."