Characters: Ichigo, Keigo, & surprise. (No pairings)

Warning: Nothing. Just Randomness

Title: Keigo's revenge


"Ichiiiiigoooo!"

His face collided with the orange haired teenager's fist, leaving Keigo sprawled unceremoniously on the floor of the classroom. Though his eyesight was blurry from tears of pain and abandonment, he was able to see Ichigo walk away with his new circle of 'friends'.

As he laid there, blood streaming from his nose, Mizuro just stepped over him on his way to the door. The short womanizer left with an absent minded, "Later, Keigo," and proceeded to text message one of his many girlfriends.


On his way home from school, Keigo thought about his friends. They always treated him like a second class citizen, but everyone had been even colder than usual. Ichigo was the worst. He had been ignoring Keigo for months. Thinking about it just made him mad. He became so angry; he even began talking aloud to himself.

"Everyone thinks I'm just a nuisance. Just because I try to lighten the mood, everybody thinks I'm just a stupid clown. Maybe if I just had a dumb scowl plastered on my face all the time, I'd get some respect. God, why does Ichigo have so many friends? And, he has all the women too. First it was Inoue-san and Kuchiki-san, now he even gets to hang out with that gorgeous new transfer student."

Keigo was too busy ranting that he failed to notice the ominous figure looming over him.

"I really can't stand it any more. Maybe I'll get my hair bleached a stupid color. That might at least get me some attention. Damn Ichigo!"

"What was that about Ichigo?" Someone behind him growled. Turning slowly, Keigo observed an impossibly large man with an eye-patch, spiky hair, and a sword. He thought about screaming, but that would require getting air to his lungs, something he was having a hard time doing.

Kenpachi had enough of the boy simply gawking at him, so he picked the human up by the shirt collar and yelled, "Speak, damn it!"

Keigo barely managed to ask, actually whimper, "Wha-what do you wa-want wi-with Ichigo?"

At this, and much to Keigo's surprise, the man seemed to look hurt. In a much less commanding tone, Kenpachi said, "Bastard keeps ignorin' me."


Ichigo hated his life. Seriously, he really hated it. He also hated his so called 'friends'. He thought all this while fleeing for his life from Kenpachi, who just so happened to be carrying his soon-to-be former friend, Keigo.

"Pay attention to us, damn it!"

Someone was going to pay for this, most likely Keigo after Kenpachi left.