'I choose Remus and Sirius who have the honour of preforming the song How much is that doggie in the
window!'
All the students who had muggle blood in them burst out laughing.
'Wahs so funny?' Ron asked looking around confused having not heard of the song before.
Sirius and Remus made their way up to the stage were dumbledore transformed Remus into a little pink dress
and tying his long brown hair into pig tails with pink ribbons in them. Sirius transformed into a dog. And the
music started to play
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
Sirius: Woof Woof
Remus: The one with the waggly tail
Sirius: (turning around and wagging his tail)
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
Sirius: Woof Woof
Remus: I do hope that doggies for sale
Remus: I don't want a mousie or a kitty
I don't want a owl at all
I don't want a bowl of little tadpoles
He can't take a tadpole for a walk
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
Sirius: Woof Woof
Remus: The one with the waggly tail
Sirius: (turning around and wagging his tail)
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
Sirius: Woof Woof
Remus: I do hope that doggies for sale
The students in the great hall were laughing and cheering Remus and Sirius (who had turned back into his
human self). Professor Snape was rolling on the floor laughing at the silly antics of his enemies.
Remus and Sirius went back to their seats and Dumbledore came back onto the stage. 'Brilliant!! Next we
have the house elves from the kitchen who have asked the permission to preform their song tonite. Make
welcome to the stage the house elves.'
