'I choose Remus and Sirius who have the honour of preforming the song How much is that doggie in the 
window!' 
 
All the students who had muggle blood in them burst out laughing. 
 
'Wahs so funny?' Ron asked looking around confused having not heard of the song before.
 
Sirius and Remus made their way up to the stage were dumbledore transformed Remus into a little pink dress 
and tying his long brown hair into pig tails with pink ribbons in them. Sirius transformed into a dog. And the 
music started to play
 
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
 
Sirius: Woof Woof
 
Remus: The one with the waggly tail
 
Sirius: (turning around and wagging his tail) 
 
 
 
 
 
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
 
Sirius: Woof Woof
 
Remus: I do hope that doggies for sale 
 
Remus: I don't want a mousie or a kitty
               I don't want a owl at all
               I don't want a bowl of little tadpoles
               He can't take a tadpole for a walk
 
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
 
Sirius: Woof Woof
 
Remus: The one with the waggly tail
 
Sirius: (turning around and wagging his tail) 
 
 
Remus: How much is that doggie in the window?
 
Sirius: Woof Woof
 
Remus: I do hope that doggies for sale 
 
The students in the great hall were laughing and cheering Remus and Sirius (who had turned back into his 
human self). Professor Snape was rolling on the floor laughing at the silly antics of his enemies. 
 
Remus and Sirius went back to their seats and Dumbledore came back onto the stage. 'Brilliant!! Next we 
have the house elves from the kitchen who have asked the permission to preform their song tonite. Make 
welcome to the stage the house elves.'