Misfit Cannonball Run!

To Wizard1: Ah, I see. Kinda like that Infinity Gauntlet thing and the Secret Wars. Glad to answer your questions. I would kinda like to see Wanda wheedle Craig into karaoke. That's be sooooooooooooooooo funny! Yep, Monet St. Croix found Ace. Wildstar is gonna do a whole lot of running! I'm glad you liked the appearances by Shaw and the Rock 'n' Roll Cavaliers. BTW, at this point, all the Cavaliers know Razor's identity (Jubilee doesn't.). Ron and Abe are real screw-ups, huh? What are the other racers up to? Well, let's find out!

To Red Witch: I'm glad you loved the chapter! Here's some more madness! What'll happen with the Super Deputy? Find out soon!

Chapter 8: Of Races and Kidnappings!

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(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

"Wow." Paul grinned as he peeked out the window of the purple DeLorean Craig was driving. "Wow, Craig. Check it out. It's so beautiful! And so much history! Hey, there's the Continental Congress building!"

"Beautiful." Craig half-heartedly grumbled. He was concentrating on driving.

"Hey Craig, did you know that Philadelphia was the capital of America for a while."

"Whoopie." Craig said in the same tone as before. He then heard squeals. "Oh no." He looked outside and his eyes widened. "WHAT THE--?!" A horde of screaming fangirls was racing towards the car. {Jamie, I am going to kill you for your marketing the Misfits!} Craig growled. He was referring to the fact that thanks to Jamie, like the Avengers, the Misfits were a hot market. They had t-shirts, action figures, mugs, and various other items. "Paul, get in the car! Let's go!" Paul quickly ducked in the car, and the Starr Brothers sped off at an amazing speed. They managed to race to a safe crossroad in town, next to a certain red Lamborghini.

"Hi Craig." Wanda grinned cutely at the window, making Craig blush.

"What do you want, Wanda?" Craig groaned.

"Hey Craig, Xi and I wanna make a bet with you and Paul since we're here." Wanda grinned.

"No, I still remember last time." Craig grumbled.

"Aw c'mon, what do you think she'll make you do this time?" Paul snickered. "Dance around in your briefs and a pink shirt like Tom Cruise?" Craig glared at his twin brother.

"Shut. Up. Paul. Now." He warned.

"Ooh, that sounds nice." Wanda grinned.

"FORGET IT!!!" Craig roared.

"Let me finish." Wanda held up her hand. "When the light turns green, we race. We go to the end of the street. If you guys win, Xi and I will bake you some cookies."

"Awwwwwwwwwww!" Xi whined. He preferred to eat cookies, not bake them. "But I want cookies!"

"For Xi, heaven is endless rows of Whack-a-Moles and cookies everywhere." Paul quipped.

"What if you win?" Craig groaned.

"Remember the Viper?" Wanda grinned. Xi burst out laughing.

"Oh, he has to go on another date! Time to bring out the ol' tux again, Craig!" Xi laughed happily. "Oh I shall enjoy hearing stories of Pietro getting beaten."

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..." Craig growled as he gunned his engine.

"Gun it, Xi!" Wanda ordered.

"Get ready..." Paul replied as he waited for the light to turn green. It did, and the two cars raced down the road with tires screeching and clouds of white smoke rising into the air. The race lasted a few minutes, but for Craig, it seemed to last forever. The cars raced, looking like two blurs: one purple and one red. The cars passed the "finish line" at almost the exact same time.

"WHOOOOOO!!!!!" Wanda whooped as she jumped out of her car in triumph. "Yeah! I won! I won! I'm the best! Yeah! I'm the best! I'm the best!"

"Sore winner." Craig growled as he exited his car.

"I think over-celebrating is part of Wanda's bloodline." Paul laughed.

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(Acolyte HQ)

"WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Magneto whooped. He had just beaten Shiva in a game of chess. "Yeah! Yeah! I'm the best! I'm the best! Who the man? Who the man?! YEAAAAHHHHH!!!! WHOOOOOO BABY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! I won! I rule!!" He started dancing around the table. Shiva groaned.

"All he did was win a stupid chess game." She groaned in disbelief.

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(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania)

"Don't worry Craig." Wanda chuckled. "I won't make you wear any formal stuff."

"Why me?" Craig grumbled.

"I think you have the Starr family charm, just it's not as intense with you as it is with me." Paul grinned.

"Oh God no." Craig gulped. He has seen the trouble that Paul's charms have caused, and like heck if anything like that was going to happen because HE walked into a room! He heard squeals.

"Hey! It's the Misfits!" A crowd started racing towards them, screaming for autographs. The four Misfits' eyes widened.

"Let's get outta here!" Xi screamed.

"We're with you!!!" Wanda, Xi, Paul, and Craig leapt into their cars and raced away!

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(The farmlands of New York)

"Okay, this plan is sure to work!" Ron grinned as he hid in a bush with Abe. A pretty girl with long brown hair in a fur coat stood at the road. "We all know the price has a weakness for women. When he sees the lady over there, he won't be able to resist! We can grab him and the money!"

"Oh boy oh boy oh boy!" Abe clapped his hands. "Here he comes!"

"Get ready!" Ron and Abe hid in the bush. The ambulance was about to pass by. On cue, the lady opened her coat, revealing a blue bikini.

"HOLY HOT CAMEL!!!!!" The Prince's voice squealed. He stopped suddenly and backed up to the girl. He grinned at her. "Hello, fabulous American woman with beautiful body! I am the Prince of Princes, the Master of all Deserts, the..."

"The sheik who'll be dead if you don't get out and hand over the money." Ron, with a CLICK, put a gun to the Prince's head.

"How dare you!" The Prince snapped. The Scottish doctor peeked his head out and drooled at the woman. The Prince grabbed the gun and put it at the doctor's head. Ron and Abe grabbed the suitcase full of money and the Prince and dragged him to their car.

"To Vegas!" They cheered.

"Man, Don Keyes'll love us for this!" The Scottish doctor slurred and grumbled as he grabbed the CB radio and slurred into it.

"I fought nekkid and got kidnapped all in Vegas! De prince in Vegas! Hello?"

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(Miami, Florida)

"Yeah, tell me about it." Athena groaned. She had struck up a conversation with a cashier, a girl named Mandy. Behind Athena, the sounds of Ace struggling and trying to get away from a squealing Monet were heard.

"Monet, c'mon!" Ace whined.

"Come here, you sexy beast!" Monet squealed.

"So what should I do?" Mandy asked.

"Just beat the kid with a baseball bat." Athena shrugged. She heard the sounds of screaming from the car.

"ACE!!!! X23!!!! WE GOT A PROBLEM!!!" Siryn's voice came from the car.

"I'll get this one, Ace." X23 went to the car.

"Monet, not in public!!"

"Come back here and give mama some lovin'!"

Hoo boy! Looks like things get crazier and crazier! What madness will happen next? Will the gang be able to save the Prince? Will the Scottish doctor ever stop drinking? Will Ace be able to get away from Monet? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!