I'm back with a new chapter! I know you all are getting anxious over the new baby coming. Believe me. I am too. This is going to be a great chapter and pretty funny too! Now...enjoy! BTW, this is the one that contains the reproductive parts. So fair warning.
BigTimeRusher12: I'm sorry, but I know everyone is getting anxious. All in good time I promise.
-The One where Adam gives Birth- Week 32 (Did you get goosebumps?)
Adam's P.O.V
I can't wait until the baby comes! It's going to be so much fun having a little person crawling around the house. You know, other than Chase. Wait...Chase is going to be a big brother? How does that make sense? I don't know but I guess it'll be interesting.
Lately we've all been on our toes since Tasha had the fake baby or fake labor. Whatever it was called, it was fake. I've been keeping the car keys in my pockets ever since and Mr Davenport's been keeping a duffle bag all packed. Leo's been getting anxious about his birthday next week. Of course everyone's distracted by the baby but apparently there's still a great party planned, or well that's Davenport keeps saying any time I bring it up.
I sat in the new baby's room watching tv. Yes, we put a tv in there since there are a lot of school channels for babies. I don't know why, but it's just like that. I had one of his little stuffed bears in my lap. I really can't for him to get here, I mean I've mastered the art of sock puppets and I really want to try it out on him. I looked around the room. The dinosaur print crib with a dinosaur mobile attached to it. Lucky. Suddenly, Tasha enters the room.
"You really do like this room don't you?" She asked while sitting carefully next to me. I nod. "Well, good. So if he's ever up in the middle of the night, we'll call you" She said. A smile spread across my face.
"Promise?!" I asked. She nodded. "Promise" I smiled as I looked back to the cartoons on the tv. It would be nice to start over. Maybe I should think of nicknames. I mean, I nicknamed Chase, Chasey. Just because it irritates him so much. Imagine what he would call me.
"Thinking of names?" How did she know? "How did you know what I was thinking!? That baby made you a mind reader!?" I asked. Please let it be a mind reader! "No, you said the last part out loud" She said. Aw! "Well...then yes"
"You could go for the classic 'Bubba'" Tasha said. Chase called me that once when he was 3 but that was it. "Yeah...but there's Chase and Leo too" I said. Then it all hit me.
"Big Bubba!" I said loudly. Tasha laughed. "What about Leo and Chase?" She asked while waiting for a dumb answer. My answer isn't dumb. It' genius!
"Leo will be Bubba, and Chase will be Tiny Bubba!" I said all excited. Tasha just laughed and stood up. "Alright, well I need to go into work so you're going to have to go with Donald to the Lamaze class" What!? That weird class where you learn how to have a baby?
"Do I have to?" I asked. Tasha smiled and looked at me. "Only if you want to be Big Bubba" She said while leaving. I got up and walked downstairs to see if Davenport was ready to go. I found him in the lab working on a project or our next reason to stay at a hotel for a week. "Hey Mr Davenport, when do we have Baby class?" I asked. He stood up and looked at me weirdly. His expression was just weirded out, until he figured out what I was talking about.
"In about an hour" He said plainly. "Now while we're there, you're going feel a little...awkward. Just bare with me during it" He said. I laughed a little. How hard can giving birth be? I mean, all you have to do is close your eyes and wait for the stork to deliver it. Right?
"Right, like it's so hard to wait for a bird to give you a baby" I said. He just had a big laugh and patted my back. "Good luck big guy" He said while resuming his work. I just looked at him weird, but went back upstairs. It's not that bad, right?
-The Lamaze Class-
"Ok Adam, just so you know, things here can get pretty...graphic. So like I said. Bare with me" Davenport told me while we entered the classroom. I still don't know what 'Bear with me' means. Are we doing something bear related? Once we got in the room, I saw a couple of teddy bears.
"Oh that's what you mean by 'Bear with me'" I said while looking at him. "Aren't you a little old to play with teddy bears?" He just looked at me like everyone else does. We both took a seat until a nice lady came by.
"My wife is out right now so my son is here to help" Davenport said to the lady. "Oh well. Best for him to learn early" She said. I looked at him completely confused. "Trust me. You're gonna learn or you'll be scarred" He said.
"Alright, now Mothers, lay on your backs as if you're about to give birth" The lady said. Davenport looked at me. As if motioning for me to lay back. I did what I was mentally told to do.
"Now, Fathers, be sure to comfort her as she goes this. She will be experiencing MAJOR contractions. So make sure you can hold her hand strongly. You know what they say. Use it or lose it" Davenport and I look at her weird.
"What about sons? What do we do?" I asked. The lady laughed while Davenport signed that he will answer for her. "Adam, today you're the Mommy. Now lie down and give birth!" He said in his Mission voice. Great. So my mission today is to have a baby.
"Now, mothers imagine your vagina opening as it begins to dialate" She said. I...I don't how. I raised my hand, but Davenport quickly brought it down. "Just pretend" He said into my ear. I nodded and squinted really hard. "Adam what are you doing?" Davenport asked me completely surprised.
"I'm imagining my section opening up. By the way, when does the stork come in and give you the baby?" I said to Davenport while turning to ask the teacher. She looked at me confused, while looking at Davenport.
"He's been sheltered his whole life" Davenport said. The lady nodded and walked over to me. "Ok honey, what's your name?" She asked. "Adam" I responded. She took my hand and helped me up. "Ok Adam. Let's go see the miracle of life" She said. I got a really good feeling from it all. "YAY!" I said while she led me into another room with a tv.
Donald's P.O.V
Why did I not tell Adam where babies come from?! I got a bunch of looks from the surrounding parents. "It was his mother's idea" I said. "Well, he should've known if he was coming to one of these" One lady said quite smartly. "Hey, he's trying" Another lady said then turned to me. "I think it's great your son wants to help out like this" She said. I smiled a little while Adam walked out of the room. His face was...broken. He looked so...scarred. Oh no...
Adam's P.O.V
"Ok, we're gonna watch a quick video. Ok?" She said. I nodded and got comfortable in the chair. She turned on the tv as a picture of mother in the hospital. Except she was disrobed. Why? I raised my hand. "This women is about to give birth. You see, the baby comes out of the vagina, which is connected to the uterus where the baby is held. From there it is removed as you can see" She said while answering my question How did she know that was my question. Suddenly a round ball like think came out of the woman's area and it was all slimy. Wait is that-EW!
"OH GROSS!" I yelled. She laughed a little. "Yes it is kind of unnerving, but it is also wonderful" She said. What kind of wonderful does she know? Cause we obviously have different meanings! Suddenly a small body connected by a tube emerged and it was all bloody and slimy and then they cut the tube. She suddenly turned off the video. "Ok, now shall we return to class?" She asked. I nodded slowly.
When I walked back into the room, Davenport was smiling. Until he saw my face and I'm sure I looked...I don't even know. "Ok, shall we continue?" She asked rhetorically. I took my position again while Davenport leaned it.
"I told you you'd get scarred" He said. I groaned a little while laying back. "Okay, now take deep breaths and imagine the baby crowning" She said. I took deep breaths as she said. "Now Fathers, make sure you're sending them relaxing vibes" She said while Davenport just nodded and looked back to me. "You're doing great" He said. I gave him a thumbs up while breathing again. "Now, push as if you're giving birth" She said. Suddenly, everything in me felt weird and I just screamed pushed.
"AH!" I said while everyone looked at me. "What? Ever seen a 16 year old guy give birth?" I said. Some people are so rude. I heard Davenport face palm.
"Well, congratulations Mommies. You've successfully given birth to healthy babies" She said. I stood up immediately. "Really!? Where are they?!" I asked all excited. Davenport stood up with me.
"Thank for the class, I think we're gonna go!" He said quickly while leading me out.
We got into the car and drove on home. "Well, I hope you learned a thing or two about giving birth" He said. I nodded. "Yeah, it's easy and disgusting!" I said. He laughed as we drove home.
Tasha's P.O.V-That Night-
Ok, I've been waiting all week! This thing has got to come out some time! "Mom you okay?" Leo asked me. I nodded. "Yes, I just hope this baby comes out somtime tonight or else it'll be late and I'm not going through that!" I said a little loudly. Adam and Donald then entered the house. Donald looked exhausted and Adam looked like Donald did last week.
"Well how was it?" I asked. Donald chuckled a little while looking at Adam.
"Adam's going to be a great mommy" He said. Chase however exploded with laughter and almost fell out of his chair. Leo and Bree however just stood there and laughed. I stood up and walked to Donald.
"We've got a problem" I said. Donald quickly turned a ghost white. "The baby hasn't come yet and the week is over!" I said. He sighed. "Well, maybe it'll be a day late or two. It will be fine sweety. I promise" He said while kissing my forehead. I nodded.
"I hope so..."
So, what did you think? Tell, me did you laugh your butt off? Cuz I did! Now, Oh no! The baby might be late!? What's going to happen? Find out later on! Bye!
