Hi, guys…uh…well…now how should I say this…

Natsu: Like this! 'I broke my promise.'

Gajeel: And this: 'My damn brain was nagging me to do this idea I've had since chapter 5.'

Sapphire: Also- 'Hopefully this will make up for breaking my promise.'

Wendy: Plus, 'But if it doesn't, then I apologize.'

Gold: Finally… 'Enjoy this 'chapter'!'

Me:…Um…yeah, what the Dragon Slayers said…and BTW, the full version of The Rock City Boy is finally out! IT'S FREAKING AWESOME!

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Pokespe and Fairy Tail Crossover:

PokeTail

Bloopers (I think…er wait, is it too early?)

Yes, you... are allowed to...s-skip th-this...! If y-you want...*sniff*

Everyone smoothly landed on floating rocks due to the lack of gravity in the Distortion World.

"Whoa! This place is really cool!" Blue exclaimed, doing a 360 flip.

…All the boys turned different shades of pink.

Blue's short skirt flew up every time she did a flip.

She was wearing bright pink panties, according to Ruby. Not that he was staring or anything. Nope. Just a something that he just happened to see.

Ruby mentally slapped himself. 'Dammit! I'm not a pervert! I'm not a pervert!'

~AbCdEfG~

Red's eyes fluttered open. He carefully stood up as he looked at his surroundings. Around this time, the others began to wake up around him.

"Ow, my head…"

"Huh…where are we?"

"Yo!" said a voice.

Everyone turned to see a teenage boy with a scar under his left eye and wearing a straw hat.

"Who the heck are you?" Green asked.

The teen grinned, "I'm Monkey D. Luffy! Welcome to the Grand Line!"

~hIjKlMnOp~

"Everyone! Juvia saw something flying towards the guild!" she panicked. Everyone turned to her.

"What kind of things, Juvia?" Mirajane asked.

"Juvia doesn't know, but they look very suspicious!"

Macao spoke up, "If it's an enemy, we'll pummel them to the ground!"

"Yeah! Our guild is undefeatable!" Wakaba cheered.

"If you're a man, you should fight your enemies!" Elfman yelled.

Just then, there was a crash. Someone kicked the front door, making it fly off its hinges.

"CUT!" Miyuki yelled in distress, "GOLD! You're not supposed to break the door off! You're only supposed to slam it open with a kick!"

Gold pouted. "But Miyuki-chan~! Why can't I break the door down? That's a cool entrance!"

"In the next chapter, Natsu is supposed to break the door down," the beloved author explained, "If it's already broken, how's he gonna do it?"

"What!" Gold bellowed, "Why does Pinky get to break the door?"

All of a sudden, Natsu appeared. "What did you call me, Fuse Box?"

"You wanna fight?"

BAM!

PUNCH!

KICK!

MOO!

Miyuki sighed and turned to Sapphire, who was still standing behind the door, "Sapph…you have just gained the privilege to slam the door open."

~QrStUv~

"Why is Miyuki-san using the alphabet as line breaks?" a curious Lisanna asked.

"Who knows…" Elfman answered.

~WxYz~

The Pokepeople whispered to each other, "Who's this Natsu they're whispering about?"

"I don't know!"

"Maybe he's like Gold…"

"Wait, Natsu is a name for both genders!"

"Oh yeah, Natsu could be a girl too…"

Boisterous laughter was heard from one person…

"HAHAHAHAHA! They think that Flame Head's a GIRL! But it's true! HAHAHA!" Gray laughed out loud, earning glares from everyone.

Macao frowned. "What the hell, man! Now we have to do scene 22 all over again!"

"Yeah! You suck!"

"BOO, GRAY!"

"We worked so long…"

All of a sudden, Natsu appeared (again). "GRAAAAAY! WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT ME?"

BAM!

COCKADOODLEDOO!

PUNCH!

The alphabet ran out, so I'm gonna use this sentence as a line break!

"They're…Gold and Sapphire…" Lisanna announced. Natsu stared in shock.

"OBJECTION!" yelled the blue Exceed, "They're NOT Gold and Sapphire!"

"Huh?"

"Happy, what are you…"

Happy crossed his arms. "After all, Sapphire's hair is supposed to be brown…and Gold's is supposed to be black!"

Everyone sweatdropped.

Wakaba spoke up, "But their hair colour right now is brown and black, Happy."

"NO IT'S NOT!" the Exceed responded angrily, "Right now, aye, their hair colours, aye, are pink and white, aye, YOU'RE-aye-MISTAKEN, MISTER!"

"Why does he keep saying 'aye' each time…?" Lucy mumbled.

Mira smiled awkwardly. "Happy, I think you're looking at Natsu and Lisanna's hair…"

"NUH-UH! AYE! NOBODY THE…IF WHAT…AYE…AYE! FIIIIIIISH!"

Natsu turned to the guild, "Okay, who gave Happy ten boxes of free fish again?"

Wergbnjgf~No line breaks here! No siree!~fyguhkhjyu

BAM!

"YEAAAH!"

"HAHAHAHA!"

WOOSH!

CRACKLE!

QUACK!

Gajeel looked up. "Judging from the sounds up there, I bet they're havin' a fight!"

Mirajane interjected, "Or they're having sex!"

Looks of horror and/or disgust spread throughout the building.

-Lines, lines, lines, who needs them?-

It was a dark, dark room with nothing but a bright computer with a few letters in ancient writing on the screen and five suspicious people gathered around the system.

"Have you found a way to get there?" a boy with…pink hair asked hastily. He leaned and looked at the screen.

"Not yet," Answered a boy in shades with dark black hair who sat at the computer, "Figures those brats…" he stopped mid-sentence, "Crap, the computer died."

"CUT!"

=…Oh, I guess I could use them when I'm lazy…=

TAKE 2:

"Have you found a way to get there?" a boy with…pink hair asked hastily. He leaned and looked at the screen.

"Not yet," Answered a boy in shades with dark black hair who sat at the computer, "Figures those brats would go…"

~Five minutes later~

"DUDE!" Miyuki yelled.

Black-hair looked up, "What?...Oh, sorry…trying to remember my lines…"

~Instead of typing all these words./

TAKE 3:

"Have you found a way to get there?" a boy with…pink hair asked hastily. He leaned and looked at the screen.

"Not yet," Answered a boy with dark black hair who sat at the computer.

"CUT!" Miyuki yelled again, "Where are your shades?"

"Huh? What shades?" Black-haired asked, dumbfounded, "I wasn't wearing any shades."

"YES YOU WERE!" everyone exclaimed.

"Alright, alright, sheesh!"

When I think about it…lines are pretty important.

TAKE 4:

It was a dark, dark room with nothing but a bright computer with a few letters in ancient writing on the screen and five suspicious people gathered around the system.

"Have you found a way to get there?" a boy with…pink hair asked hastily. He leaned and looked at the screen.

"Not yet," Answered a boy in shades with dark black hair who sat at the computer, "Figures those brats would go to that world now of all times…" he scowled, moving his dark bangs from his eyes.

'YES! He finally did it!' Miyuki cheered.

"Well…" said a short girl with dark blue hair, "I think it's a good thing." She finished, then started playing around with an empty pokeball, making it roll on her arms (like Ultear).

Another girl with brown hair spoke, "That's right! It makes the job easier for us." Then she started punching the wall several times, as if to show off her strength by bringing the wall down.

'Come on…almost there…'

The last man with a long black mane laughed a menacing laugh, "Gi hi hi hi! Yes…our job is…"

'Yes..yes…'

"…To find One Piece!"

Miyuki screamed in frustration while holding her head, "HOLY MOTHER…! I GIVE UP!"

1234~I'm sorry for neglecting you, lines.~6789

"We saw you acting odd yesterday around Sapphire-chan," Wakaba said, "Ruby…you seem to know things about her that we don't."

Ruby gulped. What were they…?

"Please tell us…what her favourite cake is." Macao pleaded.

Silence…

"…Cake! Ahahaha! Wooow, totally did NOT see that coming, guys!" Ruby sputtered, "You really scared me!"

"Seriously?" Wakaba asked in astonishment, "Sorry, man! Were we that intimidating?"

"I told you that you shouldn't have came with me, Wakaba!" Macao taunted, "You're too scary!"

"HUH?"

~Anyways…blah and blah and blah…~

Gildarts walked on stage. "Well, first of all, the Master's gonna pick members-and in this case, Pokedex Owners-to form several teams. Second, he'll give all the teams a mission to go on."

"So it's like a competition then?" Alzack asked. Gildarts shook his head. "This is just for fun and some bonding time for members who pretty much don't interact at all."

Gajeel scowled. "No competition? That's stupid…"

"And boring."

"And weird."

"And odd."

"And shitty."

"And unhealthy."

"And frankly- "

"WE GET IT, GAJEEL!" the Guild roared.

1236yhbjgvfcdr~No lines this chapter…blah.~gutr57dtyv

Mirajane walked up to the stage, "Okay! The temporary teams are as follows!" she began to read out the list.

"I think the cutest couple is Red and Yell-oh, sorry, everyone!" Mira apologized, "That's my list of pairings."

The two mentioned Pokedex Owners turned pink.

Blue whispered in their ears, "Just live together."

Both turned deep scarlet.

lknbt4jnbj4nbj4nbnbkn'Cuz i'm already using words as lines.beeeeejkbhbvhvfsed

"Wait a minute!" Gold proclaimed, then started laughing, "What kind of name for a guild is 'Moving Worm'?... Oh wait, a retarded one! HAHAHA!"

"Oh, hold on!" Erigor yelled, "What kind of name for a guild is 'Fairy Tail'?...Oh wait, a fucked up one! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"WH-WHAT IS ERIGOR DOING HERE?" Lucy and Happy wailed.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY GUILD?" Makarov loomed over the wind mage in his giant form.

Erigor paled. "I…said it was…an…exquisite guild…? W-with an awesome name…! Ha…"

CRUSH!

SMASH!

BOOM!

OINK!

"Okay, seriously," Pearl says, "What the hell is with those animal noises?"

Iyhvvghcfdr2345~This chapter's almost done…almost…~12435rtfghfhg

"We need to move quicker, guys!" Alzack announced, "There's a bunch of new customers coming in right now!"

"WHAT! You gotta be kidding me!" Pearl wailed.

"MORE?" Reedus exclaimed in shock. He was already somehow carrying six trays at the moment.

"It's an order from the head boss! Hurry!" Bisca flailed.

The males sighed and got to work.

Dia desperately tried to carry ten trays at once, only ending up tripping on someone's foot and making the food splatter in all directions.

SPLAT!

SIZZLE!

CRUNCH!

"EWWW!"

"WHAT THE HELL?"

"AUGH!"

"FOOD FIGHT!"

Food began to fly and splatter everywhere, much to everyone's dismay.

Hiding under a table, Alzack turned to Diamond. "You're an idiot."

Not hearing the comment, the Dex Owner grinned, "Now the restaurant looks a lot like Fairy Tail!"

Pearl slapped him, "THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

Bhvggcvgcjfcjcfc~Wait for it…just a few more sentences…or not…~jkbb

"Well…"

The four stared at Pink-haired.

"We're gonna find those Dragon Slayers no matter what! If we don't…" He took off the pink wig, revealing a head of messy black hair.

"Then my name wouldn't be Monkey D. Luffy of the New World!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

Everyone on set screamed five words, "GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE, MAN!"

…Oh whoops, six words.

A red-haired teen pulled Luffy by the ear and bowed to everyone. "I'm so sorry about this!"

._corruption_file.===Now for the finale…dun dun dun!~.pie 101_

Five people huddled behind the guild's bar, excitedly whispering about their 'devious' plan.

"This is ridiculous…but it makes so much sense." Gajeel pointed out.

Sapphire grinned, "I know, right?"

"Pffft, this is gonna be fun." Gold chuckled.

"You gotta say it direct and funny-like." Natsu told Wendy.

"…What?" the blue-haired girl asked.

"Just watch, Wendy," Natsu announced as he got up from the huddle, "I'm gonna do it!"

"Do it to Lucy!" Sapphire suggested.

"I was going to!"

The pink-haired teen snuck up behind the blonde and whispered huskily in her ear:

"I can smell you…"

"EEEEEYAAAAAH!" Lucy screamed loudly, startling the stripping Gray beside her, who fell on top of Juvia. Juvia flooded the guild with tears of happiness. Natsu laughed hysterically while running from Lucy's rage, gaining a thumbs up from Gold. Natsu jumped over the bar and successfully escaped from Lucy.

"Who's next?"

"Me." The steel Dragon Slayer slowly stood up and peered around the room for a good victim. His eyes laid on a blue-haired bookworm. He grinned evilly while walking behind her-somehow avoiding Jet and Droy-and whispered devilishly in her ear:

"I can smell you, Levy McGarden."

"KYAAAAAAH!" the blue-haired screamed, throwing her book and sandwich as a defense, which both hit Macao's face in the process, making him accidentally elbow Cana and Elfman. In an instant, Levy got Jet and Droy's attention. Gajeel quickly ducked under the table and crawled back to his hiding spot. The Dragon Slayers snickered. Even Wendy was enjoying this!

"I told you it would be fun, Wendy!" Natsu whispered. Wendy nodded while trying to hold her giggles in.

"Why don't you go next, Wendy?" Sapphire suggested. Wendy thought for a moment then nodded in agreement.

She went behind Diamond, who was-of course-eating a cup of steaming noodles. She went behind him and whispered softly:

"Diamond-san, I can smell you~"

Dia's eyes went wide as he shouted loudly, "UUUUWAAH!"…And he dropped his steaming noodles on Happy, who was sleeping beside him.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH! HOOOOOT!~" the Exceed bellowed as he began to run around the hall.

Wendy grinned giddily as she disappeared behind the bar. The Dragon Slayers tried their best not to double over and burst out laughing. But then a dark presence towered over them, silencing them immediately.

"What are you five doing?" none other than the Erza Scarlet asked them. The five began to sweat.

"Uh…we're having fun…?" Natsu answered dumbly.

"Boys, stand up. Now."

The male Dragon Slayers slowly stood up, revealing themselves to an angry guild.

"For causing chaos in our house during a meal time…" Titania announced darkly, "You three are coming with me."

"What about them?" Gajeel pointed to the female Dragon Slayers.

"Natsu and Gold forced us to do it!" they responded innocently.

"TRAITORS!" the said males yelled as they were dragged out the door by Erza. Wendy and Sapph high-fived.

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Gold interjected, "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! NOOOOOO!" he waved his arms frantically as he howled all the way out the door and beyond.

"IT'S NOT MY FAUUUUULT!" Natsu cried out.

"SHUT UP, YOU IDIOTS!" Gajeel bellowed, "We're gonna make her madder…"

All three sulked in silence as they headed towards their doom.

ZA EnEd.

(The end)

A/N:…OMG That was so fun to write! I'll do that again later! Man, this came out longer than I expected….

BTW, the "I can smell you" part was from one of my friends who always says that…yep, he's one odd fellow.

And I own no media that might have been mentioned in this chap (like One Piece XD).

Thank you for reading and enjoy chapter 8, which is coming out soon!

I don't need to put the preview because it's already on ch. 7!

Right?

Review please!

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