"Know Your Stars: Ever After High Edition"

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ever After High or All That. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale, and All That and it's "Know Your Stars" sketch. Anyway, this is a fun little parody and I really hope you enjoy it. Oh, and if you havent heard of the Know Your Stars sketch, go to YouTube and check them out. They're that hilarious. Anyway, enjoy!

P.S: Bold italics mean that the Know Your Stars announcer is saying what he's usually saying.


Chapter 8: Sparrow Hood


Sparrow Hood, the son of Robin Hood, was sitting on a director's chair and playing his guitar right before the announcer's voice came in.

Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars...

"That's right, Sparrow Hood's in the house." Sparrow took in a smirk as he put down his trusty guitar for now.

Sparrow Hood... likes to play the violin.

"Are you that messed up?" Sparrow said, raising an eyebrow, "The only instrument I play is my guitar. It's like my special friend and my way of life. It spells out rock and roll. By the way, a violin does not spell rock and roll. Instead, it spells out crap!"

Sparrow Hood... has a crush on Blondie Lockes!

Suddenly, Sparrow started blushing all around.

"Whoa whoa whoa," Sparrow replied in panic, "Where on earth did you come up with that. I don't have a crush on Blondie Lockes, even though I find her cute and bubbly. In fact, I don't even know if I'm in love yet."

Don't worry, Sparrow. It's okay to admit your feelings for Blondie.

"But I already told you I don't have a crush on her!" Sparrow cried out, "Besides, I haven't done anything to impress her. Enough said."

Meanwhile, a letter fell through the ceiling, flying down Sparrow Hood's head. Curious, he held it in his hand.

Sparrow Hood... read that letter!

"Why should I?" Sparrow raised his eyebrow again.

Trust me. You're gonna love it!

Taking in a depressed sigh, Sparrow opened up the letter and read the contents.

Deer Sparow,

I looved how U wrote that letter telling yoore feelengs 4 me. Troof is, I find U very coote and adoorable, especilly whin U play your violin. It realy makes me horny whenever I think about U!

Loove, Blondy

Sparrow was lost for words for a little bit.

"Okay, you're supposed to make me believe Blondie wrote this?" Sparrow smirked, "This doesn't even look like her handwriting."

It is Blondie's handwriting!

"No, this is actually your writing." Sparrow replied, "I can tell because you write like a stupid 6-year old! And for the last time, I don't play a violin, I play a frickin' guitar for hex's sake! Not to mention, that I don't have a crush on Blondie! Besides, if I did have a crush on Blondie, I would have likely told her "I love you" in front of her fa-"

However, Sparrow Hood was cut off by the voice of Blondie off-screen.

"Oh Sparrow!" Blondie shouted, "Did you say that you love me? That's so sweeeeeeet!"

"What? I didn't mean it like that!" Sparrow said, backing away from her slowly.

"That's more than enough to make me love you more!" She gushed at him sweetly.

"You have to understand, Blondie. I don't have-"

Unfortunately, she was cut off by Blondie, who tackled Sparrow to the ground and started kissing him! The announcer's heart was touched by this strange romantic display.

Awwww, look at you two. You look so sweet together!

"As if!" Sparrow scoffed to the announcer, "You drugged her, didn't you?!"

Not that I know of. Now you know Sparrow Hood, also known as Blondie's boyfriend!

"No, you don't!" Sparrow shouted again, "Can someone get Blondie off of me?"

"Don't be silly, you cute teddy bear you!" Blondie said, kissing him in the cheeks, "You know you love meeeeeeee!"

Trying his best to get Blondie off of him, Sparrow called for help!

"Somebody help me out!" He shouted, "I'm being attacked and kissed by a hot crazy-ass blonde chick!"


Yeah, I had to include some Splondie love in here. I don't know why, but I think it's soooooo cuuuuuuute!

Anyway, who should be next? Let me know for feedback, my fellow fairy tales!