Greetings mares and gentlecolts, boys and girls. Welcome to the forbidden chapter of the adventures of raze silverwing. This is a chapter that my oc raze did not want included…however I feel it must be known to the world so skipping the special guest im going to get right into it
Chapter ?
Poison joke
Hopefully nopony finds out about this mishap. It all began when we were exploring the everfree forest for a runaway bandit. Now I hadn't heard of anypony ever going in this celestia forsaken place…but who cares…. Anyway. Twilight was telling me about a strange flower called poison joke.
"so its like poison ivy?" I asked. She looked at me as if I pulled that stupid question out of my ears. "one…whats poison ivy? Two…if you don't know what it does then your better off not knowing" I looked at her my curiosity now peaking. "so it a blue flower….?" She nods focused on some hoofprints in the dirt. "and I should aviod it at all cost" another nod. "um….twilight….i think I found some…" without looking up she responds: "don't walk through it" I simply respond: "too late" she istantly turns around with wide eyes and sure enough im standing in a miniature field of the stuff. "Great job raze… well need to visit zecora for the antidote"of course I wasn't really listening do to the fact I saw our bandit and being the idiot I was ran through more poison joke chasing after the pony. Short story…we caught the bandit. We went home and decided to visit zecora the next day seeing as we were extremely tired and were about ready to pass out.
The next morning
"raze comon we need to go to zecora. Your side effect of the poison joke can't be that bad." Twilight stood at my door knocking. " uh no its pretty bad…." The first thing twilight noticed was my voice was higher pitched. " raze your voice is just doing what fluttershys did when she was effected by the joke. That's not bad." I slowly opened the door and twilight emmediately stepped back from shock. " raze…your….your….a….mare?!" yep apparently the effects were different on human/ponies so I got the full force of it. First of my normal gray color was now a bright pink and my mane and tail was a matching shade of cyan blue. I was lighter and skinnier than normal and my wings and horn were gone. Sad to say it. Yes I was a mare and to top it off my normal flaming golden gear cutie mark had been replaced with a bright pink heart.
Twilight instantly fell over laughing. I swear that's the hardest ive heard her laugh. " so….funny….can't breath" I looked at her with a look that could kill. "you done?" she quickly stood up and straightened herself. " y-yes sorry. Well we need to get to zecoras. She has the ingredients to make the antidote. The only problem….getting you there without you being seen…." She thought for a long while meanwhile I put my headphones on and changed to human form. The good news: I was still male as a human….bad news: I was smurf blue! Twilight tried to keep a straight face she really did " ok…..we need….to hurry…..before…..it gets….worse" she broke down laughing. " lets go" I changed back and grabbed a trench coat, and a fedora and started walking towards the everfree forest.
Zecoras hut
"what happened to you is truly sad but its worse to say the effects are bad" zecora said after the examination. "with antidote the effects go away…but it seems this change is here to stay" I looked at zecora with wide eyes. "what….what are you saying…." twilight translated instantly what I didn't want to hear. "she says theres no cure for your effects raze….sorry"
To be continued….
Well that's….interesting…..so you ponies no the drill r and r read and review. And ill see yous in the next chapter yall yeehaw!
