Megumi: So, I was bored in Chemistry
Hinata: nods
Megumi: So I randomly saw Lee tell Neji "Use the Youth, Neji!"
Hinata: nods
Megumi: And so I
started thinking "STAR WARS!" like---"USE THE FORCE"
except---with YOUTH!
Hinata: nods, puzzled
MegumI: Which , note bene-Do not own Naruto. Do not own Star Wars. I'd hope you'd be smart enough to get that anyway
HInata: Well, I guess people just see the reference and they think-
Megumi: Its still….weird..
Hinata: nods reluctantly
MegumI: But no matter! I like saying it anyway!
Hinata: giggles
Neji wan Shinobi! I should call him that!
Neji: You shall not.
Hinata: Oh, Neji nii san! hugs cousin
Neji: twitches
MegumI: giggles and runs away to write story with her unofficial nii-san, Rock Lee!
Aburame Megumi and Rock Lee Bring on the Youthfulness!
Rock lee watches as his not so youthful teammates Neji and Tenten spar. He sighs. "I've never seen such a lack of youth! It's quite depressing, really. Can't they do anything but spar?" he asked as though he were looking upon some snogging couple for several hours straight.
All of a sudden, Aburame Megumi magically appeared behind lee! "I concent!" she replied enthusiastically .
Lee jumped in surprise. "Oh-Megumi nee chan!" Megumi waved youthfully. "Well, what brings you here?" he asked.
She pouted, watching the intense NejiTen spar. "I think we need to bring back Neji no baka and Tenten chan's youth!!"
Lee did his signature YOSH! Sign. "I like it!"
Later, Lee and Megumi magically climbed up a tree, keeping a keen eye on Neji and Tenten's continuing spar.
Megumi sighed. "You'd think they'd get bored…"
Lee twitched in annoyance. "Es tut mir Leid…" he began randomly speaking in German german exchange students just came-don't blame me! "Sehen kein jungen…" (it pains me to see such a loss of youth…)
In the foreground, Neji hit Tenten with a direct blow, making her fall against a tree, knocked out. He smirked in victory of winning.
Lee's jaw dropped. "How unyouthful and ungentlemanly of Neji!"
Megumi glared at the dot below that was Neji through the foliage. "NEJI YOU BAKA!!! HELP HER UP AND KISS HER!!!" she shouted until Rock Lee covered her mouth and pulled her away. Neji looked up, twitched at the reminder of Rock Lee and Maito Gai, then shrugged and went back to his "victory dance".
Lee whispered harshly, "Megumi nee chan-we can't blow our cover! We must subliminally tell him!" He grabbed a magical voice changer, giving him a deep Darth Vader voice. "USE THE YOUTH, NEJI WON SHINOBI!!!!!! You're Tenten's only hope! daddooo ding! May the youth be with you!!!" Megumi grabbed it from him and added. "I am your father!!!"
Neji began to freak out, first with the mention of youth. Then, remembering that his father was dead, and courtesy of his uncle Hiashi, he began shouting "CURSE YOU HIASHI!!!! CURSE YOU!!!!" Tenten groggily got up, looking around confused.
"Wha--?" Tenten asked. Neji looked at her for a moment. Seeing the resemblance to Princess Laea, he began to shake his head, thinking he was in some alternate dimention Star Wars World! star wars theme song plays He began using his gentle fist technique against the tree. "Neji kun…why is the tree talking?" Tenten asked politely.
Neji replied out of character, "ITS AN EVIL MOKU!!! EVIL!!!"
Question marks appeared above Tenten's head. "Um…Neji kun? Are you ok? Did you suffer from some concussion?"
"IM FINE!!!" neji growled, startling Tenten.
"That is not the way of the Jedi, Neji won Shinobi!!!!" Lee replied in the deep Darth Vader Voice. "Help Tenten up!"
"?!?! I'm NOT A JEDI!!!" Neji pulled his hair.
"HELP HER UP ANYWAY, BAKA!" Megumi replied, still in the DV voice.
Neji, deciding that he had hit insanity, went to help Tenten up. Tenten blushed for 10 or so minutes straight, which made neji blush, which made Megumi and Rock Lee shout from the tree above "YOUTH!!!"
Then it finally hit Neji who it was. Well, and Tenten too. "ROCK LEE!" they both shouted angrily. Megumi and Rock Lee fell from the tree with a thud. Tenten glared at her friend, and Neji glared at his annoying teammate.
"Megu-chan, you stalker!" Tenten said jokingly.
'But its so booring to watch you two spar!" Megumi whined. "Can't you two do something interesting….like confess undying love for each other?
O.o Neji and Tenten had blank looks. "Uh…….." There came the blush.
"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR TWO TO BE SUCH VOIDS OF UNYOUTHFULNESS! So you do love each other!" Rock Lee did his Yosh thing. AGAIN.
"So…what was with all the Star Wars Parodies?" Neji asked at random.
"….BECAUSE WE CAN!" Megumi did her "magic poof" hand sign. Neji glared disinterestedly.
Rock Lee watched Megumi, puzzled. "So—what happens next in our youthful plan, nee chan?"
Megumi watched blankly. She blinked. "I have…no idea…"
"This is why you're pathetic,…" her official nii san, Shino said as he walked by the training grounds.
Tenten yawned. "I think I'm sleep deprived. I'm seeing Aburames. Good night!" she muttered as she walked away. Neji chased after her.
"Our work here is done!" Megumi smiled as she stretched her arms.
Rock Lee nodded. "Now if only the youthful Sakura chan-"
"She's our next project!" Megumi smirked evilly. "Because my unofficial nii san should be with his eternal love—as I hope that someone will help me hook up with…K-kiba kun…." She blushed as her voice fell into an inaudible mutter.
Close Enough To NejiTen Fluff For Me!
