Yo what up ppl I'm back like a boss anyway here is Chapter Eight! Bedmate Awaits! At any rate, please tolerate and cooperate so I can elaborate this chapter...yes rhyming finished as i couldn't come out with anything, anyway here~

(Edit: edited. I got sick of saying fixing grammar mistakes and adding more details so from now on I will just say if its edited or not. Enjoy!~)


*2 months later*

As Natsu had been in Crocus he made many friends especially with the princess as he protected her many times from her kidnappings as the theives now had more courage after the previous kidnapping was almost successful but since they were stupid enough they tried and for one month it had been like this until they finally gave up after getting beaten by Natsu or more specifically, tortured.

And with that the next month after seeing there were no kidnappings anymore and since he was getting used to being in a epic room and living in a castle he decided everything must come to an end as he thought he wasn't needed anymore and he should continue his journey.

"Your leaving already? Come on Natsu my boy stay a few more days~" said the midget like man with a crown the King of Fiore.

Natsu knowing with those words the sly midget had already made him stay another month after the kidnappings ended, knew he shouldn't give in now.

As he replied while sweatdropping "old man I've been here for two months already and you said the same thing last month making me stay another month, I'm not gonna fall for it again" said Natsu with a pokerface.

Toma san or more respectively The King of Fiore decided he already lost just said fine and telling him to visit whenever he wanted...lucky Natsu getting the favour of the king but oh well...its Natsu, the badass and epic guy, anyway.

With that Natsu took off but before he could take another step of course, the princess came running at him looking angry with a pouting face almost trying to punch but Natsu being the badass and humble guy let her.

And with the punch successfully hitting but not flying away I mean come on its Natsu the hardened Uchiha and Hisui being a little girl still.

"Natsu-kun how dare you leave without telling me!?" asked the now on the verge of tears pouting little princess.

Of course Natsu thinking this is one of those cliche situations where the girl who loves him but can't tell him having a sudden breakdown at his leave, Natsu just replied like any cliche guy would in this situation but momentarily stopping thinking he was too badass for it

He just said "oh that's cause you weren't here" said Natsu going in badass mode saying that with a smiley face.

With that the whole place went silent adjourned! Nah anyway...

Everyone looked at Natsu blasphemiously like he just dropped an atomic bomb...

With that Hisui being too young couldn't handle it as her emotions went haywire as she cried like a boss.

"shit I should have said the cliche answer damn it!" thought Natsu panicked now at what he did, moving forward as he started to beg the girl for forgiveness of course after what seemed like hours of crying and whining and begging she finally gave in.

as she said "you better come back and visit again" the little princess not understanding her emotions as she felt like a black hole formed in her stomach sucking everything inside her body.

"Sure! Ill come again" said Natsu with an :D face as he waved to the guards and everyone.

With that he finally left leaving sad looking guards, a depressed king and a crying princess.

Pretty cruel of him but goodbyes are always bitter...giggity.


*a few days later*

"damn I'm tired of walking already! maybe I should have stayed at Crocus I could be chilling in my epic room there right now!" said Natsu regretting leaving as he was beat.

But as it seemed like magic, a city finally came into his sight.

Getting pumped up with new found strength he ran at speed faster then a speeding bullet.

Intending to finally chill there he goes like a speeding hurricane not even bothering to read the sign which said 'Magnolia'.

As he finally reached it he noticed a really large castle-like building concentrating with his super humaned hightened and more clearer HD eyes by superman respectively he notices something written on the large board right above the entrance.

As he read out loud 'Fairy tail?...wait Fairy Tail!? I'm in Magnolia? Shit that must be where Erza is..." while the people just looked at him crazy as he was talking with himself.

With that he strolls around the town like a boss looking all badass as he walks into a ramen noodle place where he decides to sit down and order some miso ramen like Naruto.

As he ate like a boss, full of elegance like Noblesse's Cadis Etrama Di Raizel respectively getting people too look at him, their eyes full of stars at how elegant he was especially the females...duh this is a harem remember?

A white haired girl all gothic looking sits down with him ordering some herself as she notices how epic Natsu was elegantly..

Trying to copy Natsu she tries being elegant too eating the ramen like Natsu but failed miserably as she just said screw it! and digged in.

As Natsu finished with a satisfied smile he very elegantly stood up but before he could leave he was stopped by "hey! your not from around here are you?" asked miss gothic finishing her ramen as well.

Natsu being the badass he was replied like a boss "if you knew that why did ask?" as he asked all badass looking.

Feeling insulted the gothic girl just said how that was rude and everything, with Natsu saying "then why did she talk to him".

Of course that pushed her buttons badly as she had anger management issues with that she suddenly tried to punch the ignorant fool into oblivion.

Natsu of course caught her fist and flicked her forehead sending her flying to the nearby lake as she got wet, wink wink.

Once Natsu appeared where he sent her, he of course being a teen with his hormones running wild started observing her, perving on her like a boss. Of course since he had to keep up appearances he suppressed the urge to go like jack rabbits all night with goth girl.

The now wet gothic girl was surprised and pissed at how he just, with one freaking flick send her flying as even she couldn't send someone like that flying with her punch! and that guy did it with a flick!

Carefully as she stopped underestimating him she activated her magic and became a very sexy and hot demon in Natsu's opinion anyway.

"Satan soul!" said miss gothic as she transformed, with that she rushed in with speed faster then before, very fast mind you.

And aiming a kick at Natsu's right ribs, Natsu of course caught off guard at her speed was now went flying...hey remember she is in Satan Soul so she has enough strength to send anyone flying now, as she was talking about her normal self previously.

Natsu of course getting back into his badass mode activated his Susano and supported himself by holding the ground with Susano's hand as he stopped flying now and recovered from the kick

The gothic girl just looked at him wondering where that hand came from, not giving much thought over this mysterious badass she just said "get ready to die bastard...oh yeah remember that you messed with Mirajane Strauss as you go to hell regretting!"

With that infinite arrogance the now identified goth chick Mirajane went at flying speeds intending to kill Natsu.

Natsu manipulated his Amaterasu flames right in front of him causing an Amaterasu barrier to form, Mirajane now out of control couldn't stop in time as she crashed right in smashing in where as Natsu removed the flames as she was on the ground lying down burned a bit.

Natsu of course after seeing the guild mark on her, Fairy tail's to be more precise freaked out as he thought the guild master would kill him.

Of course as there fight took them in some kind of forest, Natsu calmed down and tried to sense something...

And sense he did as he smelled what seemed like smoke...fire probably as he followed it carrying Mirajane he reached a small tree house deciding that this is probably a haunted house as it was in the middle of nowhere like in the evil dead movie or cabin in the woods.

Pokerfacing, he just pretended to ignore the house as he went back but before he could.

He heard a voice of an angry witch like bitch in his opinion of course as he turned around he saw a wrinkled old women with pink hair who really did look like she will decieve everyone with her looks and become a witch.

Natsu of course controlling his now raging heartbeat just said "who are you" back in badass mode.

The witch replied by "what do you mean 'ningen' you are the one trespassing" as she narrowed her witch like eyes.

Natsu knowing it was true and having nothing to lose just told her what happened.

The witch feeling some pity over the mage...look you probably know who this is so yeah even if she says she hates humans and all that, she's a human herself with a heart and probably...maybe...has a bad case of tsundere?...Lawl! nevermind.

With that the witch healed Mirajane like a boss and let her sleep in.

*1 day later*

Mirajane woke up as everything came back rushing whereas she jumped suddenly on her feet.

But too tired and with injuries that still hurt to move she fell back to the bed.

"your finally awake?" asked the witch.

"Porlyusica? What are you doing here?" asked Mirajane confused.

The identified Porlyusica just scowled and said "if you didnt know this is my house 'Ningen'."

Feeling embarrassed Mirajane just rubbed the back of her head apologizing but suddenly "where is that pink haired guy!?" as she had murder in her eyes but her body not really supporting that look.

"Yo I'm right here Goth chick!" as Natsu came in like a boss.

"you bastard I want a rematch!" said the fury-fied Mira.

Natsu of course being badass just said "sure! As long as you get on your feet little girl haha!" Natsu mocked.

Mira of course pissed and couldn't do anything about it just cursed and cursed as this went on for about an hour until an old looking midget came in.

Natsu of course looking at him with an eyebrow raised thinking if he was by any chance the King's or more specifically Toma's long lost twin brother..."Nah not possible" thought Natsu shaking his head.

The midget observed the whole scene asking Mira what happened as she told him everything twisting the story a bit making Natsu look like the bad guy more then her.

"Sly fox" thought Natsu with his eye twitching and smile widening at the thought of what he will do to her once the rematch begins.

The now identified guild master of Fairy tail of course understood the whole situation as he knew his guild more then anyone already detecting that Mira was the real culprit trying to accuse the pink haired gentlemen (lawl!)

As he ordered Mira to apologize she begrudgingly did.

With that Natsu being the badass and epic one felt sympathy for her and of course just said its alright and took half the blame saying he shouldn't have been so rude.

Mira of course touched got butterflies in her stomach for a minute before they dissapeared...you know where this is going again people...

After a whole session of annoying talk of blah blah in Natsu's opinion as he didn't hear anything they said not paying any attention.

With that Makarov asked, of course knowing this young fella was very powerful but not knowing how much...you remember in the last chapter when Natsu learned full control of his magic? Well this is the result no one can sense him and always underestimate him.

Like Mira as she was the first one who underestimated him badly! And got owned badly!

Anyway Makarov said "Natsu my boy how would you like to join Fairy tail?"

Natsu surprised at how badass he was that he made the Master asking him to join their guild of course said "sure! maybe we will do our rematch too right Mira?"

Mira scowling but feeling happy that he accepted to join the guild as she could see him everyday of course not knowing what these feelings were at this time of age she just replied with "Yeah..."


Fairy Tail the guild which was known for its party everyday like atmosphere and causing the mayor and Master Makarov to pay up for there 'damages' to the properties almost all the time, was now doing what I just said..

Partying and fighting each other.

Of course a familiar sudden red head had an annoyed face as her strawberry cake was obilerated by an ice made hammer and with that...even more destruction occured.

Anyway suddenly the guild door opened revealing their Master, Mira and a pink haired individual.

"Yo Master who is he?" asked the guy who was wearing no shirt?...wait no pants either..."atleast he is wearing underwear..." Natsu thought sweatdropping.

Cue the stripping guy's underwear suddenly slipped in his hands now faster then anyone could see but Natsu of course being the badass already knew what was coming as he closed his eyes letting everyone see the stripper's snake.

*Bam!* *wheeeeew* *Crash* with that Natsu getting curious at wtf was happening opened his eyes seeing a red haired girl that was in a punching position and a crashed stripper with no clothes, good thing the celing that fell on him was covering him..."ouch" thought Natsu as he saw where exactly did the cieling fell.

Shuddering he just pretented nothing happened and with that the master said "this is Natsu he will be joining the guild im sure you will all treat him like you treat each other...of course with more resp- never mind.." master said as he knew he wouldn't have to tell them as Natsu can handle himself

Cue the red haired armoured girl jumping on Natsu like there's no tomorrow hugging his life out of him "Natsu!" but as she felt it was someone else she looked and it was Master, getting confused she heard.

"err hey Erza" said Natsu as he subsituted with master Makarov like a boss making him throw curses at him for doing that while he rubbed his head in pain from the impact from Erza's armour.

"hi N-Natsu" Tink! Blush, Tink! Heartbeat faster, Tink! butterflies in the stomach Tink! Mini stutter...yes she is finally head over heels for our badass protoganist.

With that Erza started stuffing him with questions at why didn't he come sooner blah blah..and the guild...partying again. Whats new.


*3 years later*

Its been three years since Natsu joined the guild becoming a badass already and completing many missions many would consider suicide but Natsu knowing he was badass couldn't help it and took the missions.

He also found an egg in one of his missions thinking it must be an epic dragon egg or something considering it's size he took care of it of course, one day Lisanna found out and she asked if she could help.

Of course being humble he said alright with that those two got closer then ever, as Lisanna asked Natsu that they should get married when they grow up making him surprised.

Of course amusing the girl he just said yes, not knowing it may have an impact in the future and also making a certain red head and a gothic chick very jealous.

After some time the egg hatched revealing a blue flying cat which in Natsu's opinion with stars in his eyes, was epic since he could fly...and he was blue.

Lisanna and Natsu both named him Happy! As he was very happy at being happy it just seemed appropriate.

Look you have seen what happened in canon so lets skip this, if you didn't why are you even here!?

As Natsu was strolling through the place as he had no intresting mission he suddenly saw Elfman.

"yo Elfman what up bro?" asked Natsu as he saw Elfman.

"nothing much Natsu, just getting ready to go at a mission with my sisters" replied Hulk- I mean Elfman.

"Hey! Natsu-kun do you wanna come with us to our mission? Maybe you can help out" asked Lisanna as she suddenly came out of no where.

"Yeah come with us Natsu-kun" said Mira with a sexy smirk as to seduce Natsu and make him fall for her.

"oh sure! As long as you guys dont mind" said a Natsu resisting to suddenly grab Mira and go at it like Jack rabbits.

But just as they were about to leave Happy came in like a boss.

"Natsuuuu~" said the blue feline cat.

"Whats up happy?"

"Master is calling you, Gildarts is back!" said the happy looking cat

With that of course Natsu looked at his team as Lisanna said "dont worry Natsu-kun we will be fine you go on, we will be back in a day or two" as she was a bit sad but holding up.

"yeah Natsu-kun~ don't worry I will have some fun with you later when I'm back~" said Mira as she moved forward giving Natsu a kiss to the cheek slightly moving towards his lips, but before she could go any further a very annoyed Lisanna grabbed her and dragged her towards the end of the road.

"Bye Natsu!" said Mira while blowing a kiss.

Natsu of course just smiled and went to the master.


"Master Makarov?" knocking on the door and opened it as he heard a "Come in!"

Going in he saw Gildarts with Master, asking what happened.

"Natsu as im sure I've given you several S class promotion which you have sadly declined.. " said Master

"Yeeesss?" thinking very carefully were this was going Natsu said.

"Well the council has been bugging me about it and they want you to become a Wizard saint."

Natsu of course feeling very Legen(wait for it)dary!...that the council asked him to become a Wizard Saint.

But after a while of deciding he came to the conclusion that he was too badass for it so he says "I'm sorry but no."

Surprising both master and Gildarts.

"b-b-but Natsu its a great honor to even have that title!" said Makarov shocked.

"yeah why wouldn't you want it" said Gildarts while Makarov looked at him wierdly as he didn't accept the title either.

"well first of all I'm too badass that's why and second of all wtf you asking me? You refused it too Gildarts." said Natsu looking at Gildarts with a straight poker face which looked like this -_-

Gildarts of course laughed while rubbing the back of his head moving backwards and suddenly jumped out of the window running.

"what was that all about?" asked Natsu while looking at Makarov

"I don't know...look the point is you have a Wizard Saint offer!" said Makarov trying to persuade him.

Of course Natsu just Poker faced back answering the same way like he did before when Makarov first asked.

With that Makarov just denied the offer on the paper he was holding, while Natsu said "what why did you do that I was just joking!?"

Makarov now really annoyed "Braaat!" and with a titan fist was send towards Natsu as he teleported somewhere else letting Makarov cool down, as he came back.

"whew I cancelled the deny and accepted the offer" said Makarov as he whew'd.

While Natsu looked at him ready to burst out laughing suddenly said "hahaha I was joking that time too I didn't want it at all." laughing like he trolled the Master which he did.

Makarov looking at him blankly "I swear I'm gonna kill you braat!" and with another fight ensued with Natsu burning the paper for his offer and destroying half of the guild..

As night came Natsu wondered how the Strauss Trio were doing...getting a dark feeling which didn't let our hero sleep the whole night.

After a few hours..

As he was finally able to sleep the sun suddenly rised...poor Natsu.

Deciding to screw it he covered his eyes so the sun light would be blocked and went back to sleep.

After another few hours..

As evening came Natsu decided to wake up and go to the guild gretting everyone..

"Hey Erza" smiling at the red head

"hey Natsu what's up?" said Erza feeling happy now seeing the love of her life.

Looking up Natsu saw a chandelier hanging on the cieling deciding to use his old epic joke he used to say with his father Shini-tan momentarily becoming sad at the memories before he instantly smiled again and said "the chandelier"

Erza of course laughed a bit at his badass jokeness and they started talking...Which I'm too lazy to explain cause this author sucks...also because he cant think what they will talk about at the moment.

*two days later*

As the guild were partying again...and fighting again..

The guild doors suddenly opened revealing a white haired goth girl and a injured looking hulk who wasn't green and who was barely awake leaning on her shoulder.

"Mira? What happened where is Lisanna?" asked Natsu wide eyed at their condition and getting a bad feeling in his stomach.

"Natsuuu!" as Mira cried like there's no tomorrow hugging Natsu.

Natsu of course getting a guess of what may have happened but didn't want to believe asked again "Mira. what happened?" serious for the first time in his life literally as you all know Natsu always had fun never getting to serious or sad being badass and everything anyway.

"N-Natsu she's gonee...Lisanna's gone!" as she cried some more in his arms.

Some random mage not getting that either asked "gone...? Gone where?" making Mira cry even harder.

Natsu just looks at him with his sharingan eyes coldly making him almost piss himself as he fainted.

As Natsu comforts her as she finally loses conscious picking her up taking her to infimary..

After a few hours..

You could see the old place where Natsu and Lisanna hatched Happy and there a lone mage stood in front of a grave as rain fell on it written Lisanna Strauss...as he had just made the grave for her..

"Lisanna" whispered Natsu as he thought what she did to deserve this fate finally letting go he feels a drop of liquid coming through his left eye.

"I'm crying?" as more of them come getting covered in rain as Natsu lets out an anguished scream.

He then silently promises to never let anyone close to die ever again, with that his eyes morph into a purple like colour with four concentric circles with light purple sclerae and irides.


After getting his Rinnegan Natsu finally opened the scroll Shinigami gave him when he left...now you are probably like didn't Natsu already read it in chapter four? well he did but he only read the note inside the scroll as he couldn't understand anything written on the scroll

The note only told him about how badass the rinnegan was and how he will be able to read the scroll once he gets it.

Natsu finally opening the scroll he still couldn't read it, deciding to try and activate his Rinnegan as it wouldn't hurt, he did.

And now he could see everything clearly understanding every word written on it.

With and as it instructs he releases his magic and shouts "Kai!" with that two more scrolls popped up annoying Natsu..

As he opened the two scrolls, in one he found all the Jutsus of Rinnegan while on the other it said to release the seal again..

Sighing Natsu says "Kai!" again releasing his magic and suddenly an epic looking Gunbai came out with a note.

As he reads out who's Gunbai it is he thinks how epic Madara Uchiha was if he didn't think that before, he did now.

And with that he set off to train and become even more badass and epic.


Yoo people finally done and ooo~ Natsu finally became even more badass! And he got a Gunbai! Yesh! baby!

See ya yutes in the next chapter~!