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Enjoy chapter…8? Is it chapter 8? I think it is.

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By the time 3:00 a.m. hit, Logan and Paul had become true bros, spending the entire night together, doing shots, chugging beer, clapping each other on the back every time they did something awesome, and doing numerous "drunken shenanigans" together, such as starting a beer-filled water balloon fight in the backyard (which they later realized was a bad idea because "dude, we could've drank that shit"). The boys seemed like they'd known each other for years, as different as they were.

Finally deciding he severely needed to pass out from all the fun he'd had that night, Logan headed home. Had he not been completely drunk, he would have realized what a stupid mistake that was. Going home at 3:00 a.m., when he knew his friends would still be awake, ready to have a Guys Night movie marathon or something like that with him…it just screamed "BAD IDEA." However, Logan, after having a glass of water at Paul's house in order to come down from his drunken high, at least a little bit, headed to 2J via taxicab (He didn't even know they ran at 3:00 a.m.!).

The boy fumbled with his keys outside the doorway, mumbling a string of swear words along the lines of "shitdamnmotherfuckingcocksucking keys." He found that, the more he drank and the more he hung out with Paul, he more he wanted to live life on edge, at least for tonight. He vaguely remembered the conversation about swearing he'd had with Paul a few hours ago. ("What's was so bad about swear words anyway, dude? They're just words. They're just tryna make their way in the world like e'erybody else! DON'T JUDGE THEM BECAUSE YOU GAVE THEM A MEANING. Fucking societal influences and all that bullshit, man. It's like. 'Shit' and 'poop' essentially mean the same thing. But if a 3-year-old says 'poop' it's cute, and if they say 'shit' they're smacked for having a 'pottymouth.' Bro, for the rest of the night, I will swear at least once in every sentence! AT LEAST ONCE! FUCKER!" he remembered yelling, to which Paul agreed, gave him a pat on the back, and said he'd do the same.)

The boy finally got the god-forsaken door to open and was surprised to see that the apartment was completely empty. Everyone must have been asleep already, making Logan shout out a bold "YES!" and then clap a hand over his mouth, trying to stop the already spoken words from leaving his mouth. Looking around the apartment with his hand still over his mouth, Logan watched for any signs that he'd woken anyone up. When it felt like 10 minutes had passed (though it was really only two), Logan uncovered his mouth, breathed a sigh of relief, and headed to his and Kendall's bedroom.

Tip-toeing as quietly as possible and even nearly falling over a few times, he finally made it to the room and was happy to see that his roommate has fast asleep.

"Logan."

Or maybe not.

Logan cursed as Kendall sat up in his bed and turned on his bedside lamp, looking tired and cranky.

"Where have you been? Do you know what time it is?!" Kendall whisper-yelled, getting up to close the door behind Logan.

Logan stood there, dumbfounded and not knowing what to say.

Kendall stood with his arms crossed and an eyebrow raised, "Well?"

Logan shrugged, "Bro, I ain't gonna lie to you, you're acting like my mom right now, and I wanna go to bed, so peace out." He flashed his best friend a peace sign and maneuvered over to his bed, not even bothering to change out of his clothes as he fumbled for the covers.

Kendall stood there, arms still crossed and a confused look on his face. Since when did Logan say words like "ain't" and "bro?" He hated improper language like that. Kendall even recalled him once saying that "improper English gets you nowhere, and I am not a caveman" and then went into an entire lecture on developmental speech and evolution throughout time.

Snapping out of his daze, the blond boy went over to his roommate and pulled the covers of his bed back for him, realizing that his best friend was completely drunk out of his mind. Didn't he have school tomorrow? Looking at Logan's now knocked out face, Kendall realized there was no way he'd be getting up for school tomorrow. But he sure would be getting an earful from his best friends.