Ramirez: Woo- hoo! I'm back!

Wolf: It's been months. What the HELL were you doing?!

Fox: Your mom.

Wolf: At least I have a mom.

Fox: Take that back, you son of a …

Ramirez: OKAY, let's just get to the questions. They won't be in order but I'll get as many as I can.

Shadow0324's Questions

To All: How do you hold weapons if you have no thumbs?!

Falco: I know I have thumbs.

Wolf: Unlike Mr. Freak over here.

Fox: Shut up Wolf, I have thumbs too.

To Falco and Katt: How the f$# do you 2 have a kid?

Falco: It's called sex, ever heard?

Katt: Besides, it doesn't look right a bird and cat doing that. I eat birds.

Falco: (scarred for life)

Fox: What do you mean by eat?

Ramirez: This isn't an M-rated story, so watch the content.

Fox: F%$# you.

Ramirez: How about I do that to your mom?

Fox: My mom's dead.

Ramirez: Yeah she couldn't handle being away from me and my-

Slippy: Sausage?

Ramirez: Yeah, sausage.

To Wolf: What happened to your eye?

Wolf: Me and Panther was playing "Rock, Paper, Scratches" and he picked "scratches".

Panther: That was a nice trip to the hospital. That nurse was so fine…

Wolf: This eye patch cost me five thousand dollars. Which you owe me.

Panther: Panther owes you a hairball. And a beating.

Ramirez: You two are stupid.

To Panther: Do you flirt a lot because you are over compensating?

Panther: Uh, no.

Falco: Uh, yes.

Panther: NO.

Falco: YES.

Panther: NO!!!

Falco: YES!!!

Vinny Martello's Question

To Wolf: Is Rosie O'Donnel your wife?

Wolf: That's not funny.

Fox: Yes it is.

Wolf: Let's don't get started on Mr. Backstreet Boy.

Fox: Let's don't get started on Mr. I Love Fox's Butt.

Wolf: You smell like a butt.

Fox: You smell like a donkey butt.

Falco: You both smell like George Bush's butt.

Ramirez: No political opinions please, Falco.

Mini Creek36's Question

To Fox: If you could kill anyone, who would it be?

Fox: Wolf.

Falco: You would smother him with kisses to death.

Fox: I can't see anyone kissing Wolf.

Leon: Except you.

Wolf: I don't like gay foxes. Especially Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog.

Ramirez: Chill out, he's not gay. He's just trying to figure out which way he wants to go.

Krystal: You mean gay or straight?

Ramirez: No I mean bisexual or trisexual.

Falco: Trisexual.

Ramirez: Girls, boys, and animals.

Katt: Weird.

Starfoxluvr's Question

To Leon: If you were asked to be in a sitcom, would you?

Leon: Yeah. I would of got that part for "Friends", if it wasn't "no reptiles allowed."

Falco: Leon, you couldn't even have got on Animal Planet. Let alone Discovery Channel.

Wolf: He's right.

Leon: You guys made my hitlist.

Kupo?'s Question

To Wolf: Cut off Fox's balls, feed them to Slippy, and put Slippy in an incinerator…Fox won't need them.

Wolf: Sweet. (Prepares to cut Fox's balls)

Fox: NO!!!

Wolf: C'mere Foxie.

Falco: Dude that was gay.

Panther: EXTREMELY GAY.

Falco: I bet he was waiting to see Fox's crotch.

Peppy: He wants to see if they'll fit inside his mouth.

Ramirez: Peppy, Falco, you guys are sick.

Krystal: Notice they are the ones who only say that.

Ramirez: Yeah and Wolf sit down. Do that when the interview's over.

Fox: Wait, this thing does have an ending point?

Ramirez: That's for the readers to decide.

Fox: NOOOOOO!!!!

Shadow0324's Questions

To Anyone: I'll pay anyone 600 billion credits to kill Panther.

Leon: Let's see the money first.

Falco: Screw that, I wanted to kill Panther since I first met him.

Panther: Let's go, parrot fag.

Fox: I want a piece of him, too, Falco.

Wolf: Holy sweet holy you're gay.

Ramirez: That's not what he meant.

Wolf: You takin' up for a fag?

Katt: Fag lover.

Ramirez: Katt, don't forget what happened when you were talking stuff back in 2005.

Katt: You took away my catnip.

Ramirez: You deserved it. You scratched my face.

Krystal: Next Question.

To Fox: What was your favorite weapon in Assault?

Fox: The Gatling Gun.

To Fox: If you're able to control fire like you can in the Super Smash Bros. series why haven't you burned anyone yet? *Cough Panther Cough*

Fox: Cause Ramirez won't let me.

Ramirez: Damn straight.

Falco: You cussed. Ooh Ramirez is cussing!

Ramirez: Shut up man!

Falco: RAMIREZ CUSSED SOMEBODY CALL HIS MOM!!!

Ramirez: SHUT UP! She'll take away my Xbox 360 again!

Krystal: Idiots.

Falco: Shut your British wannabe self up. (in British accent) You want a spot of tea? London is so great! Tea time!

Krystal: (punches Falco)

Falco: (Knocked out)

Lucera Wolfox's Questions

To Wolf and Fox: How did you two meet?

Falco: The gay club down the street.

Slippy: Which one? Fags 4ever or Best Buddies?

Everyone: (Silence)

Panther: HA! Fatty Froggie is fatty fag froggie.

Wolf: I met him at the academy.

Fox: You bullied me!

Wolf: That's because you were lame.

Fox: At least I get girls.

Wolf: What girls? Clay Aiken? C'mon that's a dude…

Leon: I remember when Wolf gave Fox a swirly.

Panther: Swirly sound funny.

Falco: Talk in regular English, dipstick.

To Wolf: Do you hate Falco because he loves Fox? Are you jealous?

Wolf: WTH.

Fox: You're not answering the question.

Wolf: No. To both questions.

Peppy: So you like feathered males? Wow Wolf you're exotic.

Wolf: NO!

Falco: Aww, you know you like birds of prey. You like them hunting you?

Wolf: NO!! I LIKE MY WOMEN!! I WANT FEMALES!!

Ramirez: I think he got the point across. Next Question.

Krystal: Agreed.

To Fox: Do you think Wolf is sexy?

Fox: NO.

Falco: Yeah you do.

Fox: NO.

Katt: Then why do you have a pinup picture of Wolf shirtless?

Wolf: WTH?!

Fox: No I don't. That's Slippy's.

Slippy: No mine has Wolf shirtless and pantsless.

Fox and Wolf: WTH?!

Panther: Fatty froggie fag.

Fara: To be honest, Wolf is kinda hot.

Krystal: Yeah he is.

Fox: What about me?

Krystal: You're lukewarm.

Panther: Panther?

Fara: Hot but I think you're bisexual.

Falco: Ha! Stupid hairball spitting fag is on both sides of the tracks!

To Falco: Falco I f*%$#ing hate you! You hear that? I HATE YOU! You suck and you are so gay but you can't have Fox…he is so f&%$ing sexy! You don't deserve him! If I can I'm going to kill you right now!

Falco: (Quiet)

Bill Grey: Wow dude, you just got burned like Barbecue Sunday.

Fox: Bill, you're here?

Bill: Yeah I got here back in chapter 3, dude.

Wolf: Then how come you didn't say anything?

Bill: I slept.

Yamagata's Questions

To Katt: Do you gamble?

Katt: Yeah.

To Krystal: Do you like cold showers?

Krystal: No I like hot showers. Keeps me warm.

Falco: (mocking tone) No I like hot showers. Keeps me-

Krystal: (Smacks falco)

Falco: OW!

Krystal: Bit-

Ramirez: Watch that mouth, Krystal.

Bill: Weird, dude.

To Falco: Are you the best on the team?

Falco: You know it.

Fox: That it's wrong.

Krystal: Yeah Falco. That's why it's called Star Fox not Star Falco.

Slippy: Star Falco sounds cool.

Falco: You can't join because you're gay like Foxie.

Fox: That's right- hey, wait, what?

Wolf: He admitted it. FOX LIKES BOYS!

Fox: NO I DON'T. YOU SUCK!!!

Ramirez: Chill out guys.

Bill: Yeah, dudes. Like chill out. It's all good. Be righteous.

Panther: Hippie doggie!

Peppy: What is up with you and the nicknames? How about I call you ugly catty?

Panther: That nonsense!

Peppy: At least I can talk in complete sentences.

Falco: At least your mom is good in bed.

Joe99's Question

To Fox: What do you do when you're not on a mission?

Fox: Hang out with my girl Krystal.

Krystal: In his dreams.

Fox: I also play video games. Like Bully.

Wolf: You like to kiss boys on that game.

Fox: I only do it because it's funny.

Bill: But dude that's gay.

Slippy: I always thought it was hot.

Bill: Dude you're not natural.

Sketch 'itch's Questions

To Wolf: How did you make you're appearance in Brawl? Did you like beg hardcore to the makers just because Fox and Falco were there?

Wolf: I didn't beg hardcore, the makers asked me if I wanted to continuously beat Fox and Falco in a fighting game and I said yes.

Fox: You could never beat me.

Falco: Yeah me too, Wolf.

Wolf: Let's test that theory.

(They fight, Fox loses and Falco gets kicked in the nuts)

Wolf: Wussies.

Bill: Dude that was harsh.

Wolf: Yeah so what?

Leon: I wanna fight annoying bird!

Falco: Next chapter.

Leon: Fine.

To Fox: It's a SSBB question again, how come the makers hate your guts? It seems they like destroying your ships for some reason. (looks at Great Fox and Arwing totally wrecked and pwned)

Fox: I don't know. I wonder that too.

Wolf: No one likes like Fox.

Ramirez: I do. No homo.

Fox: Thanks dude.

Bill: Yeah that's totally righteous. Gnarly.

Panther: Hippie doggie.

Peppy: Shut up Panther.

Panther: Funny bunny.

Peppy: That's gay.

To Bill Grey: Do the makers of Starfox hate you? You're not mentioned in Adventures or Assault And have short missions and scenes in Command with no personal ending while all other characters have their own personal whatsoever…can you tell me why?

Bill: It's because they're not righteous.

Falco: I hate hippies.

Bill: Don't be like that bro. I'm not a hippie. I like to surf. Cowabunga.

Panther: surfie doggie.

Ramirez: Morons and weirdos. All of you. Well that's it. Next chapter comes at a more reasonable date.

Wolf: I hope so.

Ramirez: SHUT UP!