Chapter 8, Dil

Hi guys, yeah, for those of you who have never metted me before on this site, I'm Dil, Tommy's younger brother. And you may be thinking, how am I able to say so many words, as I didn't say much on Rugrats. Well give me a break! I was the only one to be borndid on that show, which reminds me. While my brother, Yucky, and our friends have all had happy things to say about their time on that show featuring us as babies, I'm sorry, but this is one time when me and Tommy would probably argue. Maybe Phil and Lil were right when we were in that forrest. Maybe I was broked, as I surely still felt broked by the end of that series, and sorry, but I don't think I was much betterer in All Growed Up neither. I mean there was this one episode where they wanted me to walk, and was I walking by the end of it? No, I wasn't! And then when I'm olderer, I'm always talking about aliums? Some peoples even claim I'm exactly like some guy on some show called As Told by Ginger. Not sure if there's a crossover out here where me and that guy marry or something, but if we're just like each other, we probably wouldn't work, so if that story does exist, glad I haven't founded it yet. So yeah, sorry, but that was a bit much for me, and my baby life seems boring. But then came this wonderful place called Fan Fiction, which is what I'm spose to be talking about, and it's thanks to Fan Fiction, that I'm able to do that.

Firstest of all, I like my life as a baby out here more than I ever did on Rugrats. Ok, at first, I was cute on Rugrats, but by the end of the series? Uh, can we say I was no better than an old poopy diapie? At least on Fan Fiction, I age to the year my brother was on Rugrats, getting to really go on aventures, I get my firstest library card in a story called A Library Lesson Learned along with my brother and this kid we metted on here named Bobby Generic, and just check out Celrock's story, Dil's First Solo Steps, where I do finally walk for the firstest time, and I tell you guys the story. Though while I'm not really the main focus of this story, one of my favoritest stories that Celrock did out here is called PreRugrats, where I get to see what my brother and friends were like when they first came into the world, and were my age on Rugrats. It was also nice to see how Peter helped my brother prepare for my coming into the world near the end of that story, and it was interesting to find out that everybody thought I was going to be a girl, except for Peter. I agree with Kimi, Peter's a great friend, and I thank TCKing12 for coming up with such a great guy. Another story I like of Celrock's is this one where we go to Washington D.C. I believe it's called The Washington DC Story. No, I didn't like seeing my brother get hurted by those mean nasty guys, but the aventure we had going to all of those places in our natie's capital to get my brother back, was really neat, and I really did feel like a hero when we were at that baseball game, and I was the one to point out the knob on the hot air balloon to Kimi to get us back down to the ground. I also like making friends with such OC's as Zack and Jesse, who are owned by Celrock and Jesse Barrow Stories, and while Tommy won't let me go out with Rosie, I think my brother and Rosie are a better match, even though we have the thing of being younger siblings in our family in common, as Rosie, Nairobi-harper's OC, does gots a big sister, I don't wish to get sick with the love bug disease, so Tommy can have Rosie all to himself.

Now to talk a little bit about when I'm olderer. Yes, lots of people continue to portray me similar to how I appeared in that terrible series, that only came about cuz my brother thought we should all go to the foother to a time when we'd be too growed up for Yucky to boss us around, but one of my favoritest series of stories done on here, are those done by this guy named BehindTheWallOfSleep. I become a rock star, or more technically, a metal head when I'm all growed up, and have my own band. I'm also married to Lil in those stories, which, I guess works, but sorry, I think I make a better guy to like guys, and out of everybody I've known since I was borndid, I'm bestest paired up with Phil, as he and I are so much alike, we can really compliment each other. Anybody else though, sorry, but I'll keep this short. I don't think pairing me with Susie, Kimi, or Lil, works all that well, and if I were to be paired up with Chubbie, he's nice and all, but didn't you guys notice even when I was a baby baby, we were close? It's thanks to him comforting me when I threw my raddle and started crying in this one episode when Chubbie was trying to figure out what he wanted to be when he gotted all growed up that he'd make a good daddy, and then, in another one when my mommy introduced me to Goober, did you guys notice, me and Chubbie were the firstest ones to take a liking to Goober while everybody else liked Reptar? We're too similar in some ways, so sorry, if you pair me with Chubby, it's not gonna work.

Another story I like when I'm little though, is Tommy Pickles: The Terrible Two's by DemonOlasTrancy, or whatever her name is. Sorry, but her old username of babysmurfrock, was easier for me to say. After all, I'm only one-years-old, so please forgive me if some names on here are hard for me to say. Like Celrock, she portrays me as olderer, able to walk, and talk more easily to the other babies. I like that, knowing that I eventually, end up like Tommy and his other friends, making clear what my brother was always telling everyone when I was a baby baby. That I'd be able to do lots more stuff when I'm olderer, and here's your proof out here on Fan Fiction!

Now, to tell you guys what disappoints me. Well firstest of all, I forgetted who started the story, but there's this one story called, One Word at a Time, where the gang is recalling their firstest time they spoke to the growed ups, helping me to say my firstest word to the growed ups. Once again, another story that got its start, but never gotted finished. I don't like reading incomplete stories. I like to know how it ends, so people, please, get me to say my firstest word? Celrock has been thinking about that lately, possibly doing another Rugrats and Super Why crossover, which, we learnded about this Super Why character from our new friend Zack, but I believe I'm not spose to reveal much more than that, as I might ruin the story. And another thing that disappoints me out here. Yeah, that Ask the Dynamic Trio story is really good, but I sort of feel, well, lefted out. You guys haven't been asking me any questions! So, could you please do me a favor? I'm sure you'd like to ask me some questions and learn more about me, so, I'd like to be more so included in that story. That's my request out here. And please, keep writing me as a big baby, cuz I like being biggerer enough to do most of the stuff my older brother can do. Well ok, so he starts preschool before me, but that's to be expected.

And as for being all growed up with offspring of my own, I like how in TCKing12's stories, I'm married to this OC of his named Wendy, and we have a daughter named Emily, or, I like how in Celrock's stories, I marry Phil, work as a sale's man, and we adopt a daughter named Danielle. And as for having a baby sister, just as Susie doesn't care much for Cree, sorry, but I don't care much for being the middle child in LilNate03's stories neither. Starr Pickles just, ruins things. Also, I like being the baby of the family, and doesn't my older brother gots enough sponsatility having to help take care of me? He don't need another sister on top of that. I personally liked Celrock's story, where my mommy has a miscarriage. Yeah, me, Tommy and Zack went through the park looking for it, only to learn in the end, it meant we don't gets no baby brother or sister, but that's just fine by me. I'm happy with one olderer brother, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Well, that's all I've gots to say with how I feel about this Fan Fiction thingy. Again, much betterer than my TV appearance, I thank you guys for doing such a great job, keep it up! And now, since we've driven our babysitter Taffy nuts with all of these bedtime stories of us out here on Fan Fiction that we've begged her to read to us, it's time she have her say in what she thinks of the stories out here, so, I'll go toddle off to bed, before I gets in trouble, and let Taffy have her compooper back, so she can talk to you guys about what she thinks.