A/N: Update Already!? You are not ZKNAME!

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"You crazy motherfucker! Are you seriously going through with this?"

An impish grunt let out as the person in question squirmed from under the new found strength of the other. Lightning wicked back and forth as its buzzing wick was heard crackling impatiently. The lake under them would have casted a perfect reflection if it weren't for the ripples sprawling consecutively from their previous actions leading to this situation. The Nin being held gritted their teeth from the coy and smug lunatic grin the man in question was being accused off. A benign silence that mugged the air in an unpleasant waft filled this large spread area. The spinning red eyes and the tattoo markings that flared red occasionally as they spread further out along his body reinstated a feeling of repulsion the Nin currently being held recalled earlier.

"Sasuke Uchiha what you are doing is treason, running AWOL, sabotage, and now Fratricide of friendly forces. I SUGGEST you stand DOWN!"

"Shut your fucking mouth already…."

"That's Chunin to you Uchiha-"

That slightly filled the Nin with some mirth even as the hand on the ninja's neck gripped tighter and further increased the pain currently experienced, it felt good knocking down the pompous prick down a bit.

"You've gotten quite a mouth on you Sakura"

"Piss off Sharpie Marks"

Once again the grip increased.

Sakura donning her Chunin vest, short shorts, knee high sandals, and her black gloves bit back her already increasing anger. Due to a serious of unfortunate events this wannabe rogue Nin has caused much of the Leaf a great deal of pain. So much so their current Hokage called in the Chunin branch with special directions on a various list of targets. Unfortunately the only ones available were Chunin Team Shikamaru and a couple handful Genin. The people in question where experienced associates of Orochimaru, they were the main force of his bodyguard regiment. Jiraiya dragged his hands down his face as he told them their special orders. Each member on this list was wanted dead, no excuses and Jiraiya did not want prisoners. Pertaining their rogue Nin once more. Sasuke Uchiha wanted dead or alive, I don't give a shit as the Hokage so kindly put it.

Long story short a lot of her comrades stayed behind to eliminate the targets and being the remaining few she stumbled upon this walking melodrama so self-poised into thinking he was some form of messiah the second those marks enwrapped him. Wanting to give him the benefit of the doubt and the fact that despite everything he was once a teammate she tried negotiating. Which was a lot better than what her other teammate would have done. She regurgitated the annoying worry she felt as a young woman when a mop of blond hair flashed through her mind and focused back at the task at hand. The sky was starting to grey and the sound of thunder out in the distance let them now rain was approaching.

"My, My, My look how far you've come from the sweltering swine that would grovel at my feet and eat the shit I shat"

Sakura had to control her superior strength on the hands on his wrist lest she crush them like noodles. This asshole was making it really hard bringing him back alive.

"Genin Stand Down"

"ENOUGH! Do not think rank makes you better!"

With that the lightning incased hand dove towards the center of her sternum. Sakura smirked as blood came down her lips as everything was incased in white.

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"What's a matter pretty boy I thought those eyes let you see things coming!"

With that proclamation the Uchiha found himself being vaulted repeatedly against the jagged ground. The side of his face inflamed and in pain from the punch that just blind sighted him. After leaving a crater two or three times from bouncing off the floor he regained his footing and hissed in pain as the marking went to work repairing his fractured jaw. Blood dribbled immensely from his lips and he spat some of it out on the floor as he huffed frantically from his fatigue. He winced when he felt his ribs and bruised back from all the damage he had taken.

Sakura was slightly hunched a good distance away and she flicked her hair out of the way as she stood upright. They were on the side of the crater that housed the lake and her emerald eyes came into contact with his three spinning dots that circled his pupil. An immense feeling of anger and confusion flooded the Uchiha as he clutched his sore fists tightly. Why? Why was she so fucking strong? Fast? Why? These thoughts flooded the Uchiha as she flickered from sight once more and his eyes frantically scanned the area, they widen when they caught a glimpse of her but like before it was too late. The back of her foot met the right side of his head and he went barreling down into the lake. As plummeted into the vast blue, his stomach was kneed harshly and even in the water massive amounts of bubbles could be seen escaping his mouth. An uppercut sent him back flipping out of the lake and as the world spun to him, Sakura from the same side of the crater arched over to him as she did a front flip while grasping both her hands and brought them overhead. When she neared him she precisely brought them down on the center of his skull. With so much force like before with Gaara a circle of air was emitted and a small wave of force pushed her back slightly as the Uchiha was Catapulted into the sides of the water fall. He skidded all along the ground before smashing into a wall by the Madara Statue's feet. A huge explosion was created along with a very large plum of smoke. Sakura landed on the opposite sight and wondered if the sad sap survived. If he did there was probably very little left of him. From what she could tell she broke almost every rib, his jaw was unhinged, his solar plexus internally rearranged, and his skull, probably mush.

Those workouts with those green spandex martial artist have definitely paid off that's for sure. Keeping her wits about she sauntered closer and closer as the smoke cleared. Making sure nothing popped out and kept a diligent eye if anything did. She reached inside her one of her many chest pockets and pulled out a cigarette pack as she whipped out her lighter with it. Surprisingly dry despite everything, guess that little seal Naruto to put on them did work, which was nice to know, now she can bring them on water terrain based altercations without having to worry about needing less wasting them. She put the filter to her lips and lit the tobacco. Reveling in the nicotine finally hitting her lungs and easing the chakra flow in her body. Aside from looking like a total badass smoking a cigarette after whipping someone's ass and being total superficial vain ass sack of shit. The cigarettes helped ease some of the chakra paths she opened to beat the traitorous some of a bitch.

She really meant it when she told him to stand down. The she had to finish those smoke quickly as the sound of rain in the distance was inclosing and even louder thunder crackled in the sky. Running her hair from front to back she walked casually closer while flicking off her smoke from the excess ash. Her hair still damp from the lake as it clung to her face similar to how her cloths clung to her skin. Whipping out a kunai she cut her smoke short and casually flicked it behind her shoulder. It was time she ended this, if what she found was a gurgling sack of bones she'd give him the decency to put him out of his misery. Something she's sure he would not do same in her stead.

BOOM!

Sakura shielded her face as a large spike of wind kicked away all the dirt in the air where the Uchiha resided. When her eyes cleared and she stopped squinting she felt her heart skip a beat as a perfectly find traitor stood before her. What was not normal was the big bat like hand wings he had on his back along with some transvestite looking making up. Even normal hands looked like claws and she was instantly alert once more. Shit she didn't think that time he was in that shoe box for a limited time was enough to allow him to transcend like all the previous targets she had encountered.

"HAHAHA AMAZING I knew I made the right choice"

A hysteric Uchiha proclaimed as he looked over his now morphed body with joy and curiosity. Most normal people would clutch their heads and scream at the idea of becoming a monster. Sakura grit her teeth and flared her chakra gates once more negating the effects of the nicotine. This must have alerted the Uchiha as he stared back over at his attempted jailor. He smiled crookedly as a loud cry of bird screeched through the air as he held out his left hand. Black lightning zapped and wicked violently as his wings outstretched.

"Now they always say Third times the charm right?"

Sasuke said mockingly as he slightly crouched with his legs and his Sharingan spun wildly. Sakura got in a defensive stance as a million scenarios played in her head on how to best advance against this new danger. Too bad she didn't get much time to think as a scorching red hot pain flooded her nerves that followed by an immensely cold shudder that left her body numb. She only got to get a glimpse of the dark sky.

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"UCHIHA!"

Naruto roared as he unsealed one of his scrolls and bit his thumb as he slammed at on the ground. Said person tried turning heel and escaping considering even in this form he had already expended plenty of chakra. He however was knocked back by an invisible wall and cursed as he stayed flying midair and looked over his shoulder at the blond currently holding the bleeding mess that was his teammate. Naruto's hand shook as he delicately moved strands of hair from Sakura bloodied face. He winced every time she gurgled and regurgitated blood out of her mouth. Her body was cold and continually getting even colder. He shook uncontrollably as he tried not to move her despite that fact. So many emotions in such a high level were occurring to his mainframe at once. He could do little more than shake. The person in question had a gaping hole in her chest as you could literally see from one end to the other. Amazingly enough her heart was still intact put pieces of it were missing and a lot of her internal organs seemed to have evaporated from whatever had transpired here. She was not going to live, it was amazing she was still alive. Naruto came to the sight of a morphed bat winged creature with his hand protruding through his teammate.

Acting on rage and impulse he whipped out one of the many scrolls he carried on his waist. An was an old Uzumaki Clan special as per its devices, it entrapped a chosen target and formed a pact with the user. The only way for his target to escape was either to kill the user or manage to place his blood where his jailor first put his. The Uchiha cursed as he couldn't break through whatever the fuck was there as he retracted his Chidori as it obviously wasn't going to break on the eleventh time.

"Uzumaki what the hell did you do?"

Naruto paid no mind to flying psycho as he was shocked Sakura had managed to open her eyes again, he felt such a foreign feeling of overwhelming sadness as she smiled. It was too fucking bittersweet as he let out inaudible whimpers of forgiveness and deteriorating hope. It stung far worse when she cupped his cheek than ever did reassure and more blood left her lips. Before the Uzumaki even knew he dived past the Gates that contained the fabled demon. The Demonic Queen was already there sitting in a chair amused and not the least bit sympathetic to the tears flowing down her jailers eyes, if anything it just further disgusted her that her vessel was so fucking weak. No words would leave his mouth for brief seconds as his tongue could not catch up with his brain and all that was heard was incoherent whines and hand motions. She quirked her dark red eyebrow and stared at him with amusement as he looked like a true monkey now. She was half tempted to throw a banana at him. This embroiling seeping rage that surprised even the fabled Kyuubi shot out of him.

"FUCKING HELP ME SAVE HER!"

His eyes red and slit like hers, the only difference was outside of his pupils the rest of his eyes were black.

"Why?"

Bristled at being shaken Kurama, shifted her legs and crossed them once more. She stared with mild fascination at the change but otherwise remained bored. She did however want to delve deeper into the matter on why his appearance slightly made her wet.

"DO IT!"

Oh, ho-ho now he was treading somewhere he shouldn't. How dare he demand such things, just as she snapped her fingers however she was shocked when no wind came and the morphing jailer looked even further enraged as he let out a primal roar that elevated her heartbeat in excitement. Dare she say she of all beings felt like submitting, how preposterous! She smiled when she felt her belly inflamed with a feeling she long thought had gone extinct a millennia ago, the need to mark a mate. To this she roared with laughter at her revelation and felt disgusted with herself that her body actually wanted a damn chimp. When had she stoop so low as to drag her knees through shit.

Now standing she walked over to the highly hostile Uzumaki and smirked as she cupped his cheek as she encircled him continuously. He yanked himself from her grasp and growled every time her finger tips coyly played with his skin.

"ENOUGH, I don't time for your fucking games!"

"Patience darling patience after all a second there is a minute here"

"SHE DOESN'T HAVE SECONDS!"

He boomed angrily as the floor in their mindscapes actually shook. Kurama actually had to stop herself from shivering and mounting the poor boy then and there. This hostility was such a turn on for Demon, surely the blond had to be careful or may end up with several demonic wives. The notion made her laugh mirthlessly, she however did not share with other demons.

"There is a way to save it might not be a hundred percent but I might be the only hope you got monkey"

"Tell me how"

"Now, Now, Now let me explain first see, in order to do this a large chunk of your humanity has to be given for compensation"

"Then do it!"

"Oh my!, that half empty primate must mean a lot to you then seeing as how repulsed you are of my kind yet you'd so easily become one for her."

"Shut the fuck up and tell me what needs to be done, I am getting sick of this shit Kurama"

The demon in question violently took his chin as her eyes blazed with rage and power. Naruto gritted his teeth and flared his back as the dark eyeballs only magnified his magma like eyes. They stood that way for a while and The Kyuubi had that annoying feeling in her stomach resurface. By god the demon queen had succumbed to wanting a human mate, how utterly disgusting. She slapped him and then bit his neck as she pumped her chakra through that one point. Naruto eyes widen in pain as his body shook uncontrollable from the euphoria at the excess flooding of her chakra. After five seconds of that she harshly shoved him to the ground and stared down at him with crossed arms as she enjoyed his blood on her mouth.

"You can consider yourself no longer human, but don't let that fool you, you'll always be a monkey!"

Naruto eyes shook uncontrollable from both pleasure and pain, both at peaks he's never felt before in his life. It was agonizingly pleasant, and blissfully excruciating. He heard sizzling coming from his neck as his vision started to blur, even in that frantic state though he still was determined to find out what he had to do to save Sakura.

"W-W-Wait arghhhhh! Tell me what I need to dooooooooo argggghhhhhh!"

The blond clutched his neck as he began hyperventilating now from being unable to control his body from everything transpiring within him.

"Do the same I did to you, to her"

Was the last thing he heard.

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"Argh"

The Uchiha grunted as he punched across the room. He was tattered and hurting, his cloths ripped in most places. A shirtless Hokage stood upright once more as he rubbed his wrist to notch out the kinks. He had been thoroughly beating the Genin so much he was actually starting to sweat, him of all people. They were in the Hokage's main room as various Anbu stood shoulder length apart with their hands behind their backs and overlooked their Hokages safety.

"God you little shit stain did you cause me and my village some grief"

Jiraiya jerked his head towards the nearest Anbu and the operative picked the Uchiha by his hair as he dragged him back to the center of the room. Once to the center he viciously got the Uchiha back on his knees before flicker back to his position. Jiraiya walked back over to his desk and picked up various papers that were sprawled across it. He walked back over and began reading by the torch light as that was all that illuminated the dark room.

"Neji Hyuuga sustained multiple fractures all across his body and had temporary pyrolysis"

"…"

"Choji Akimichi was found near dead from chakra exertion and sudden malnutrition to his body that he till this day has not woken out of"

"…"

"Kiba Inuzuka needed to be resuscitated from lack of stable breathing and his dog was proclaimed dead for exactly thirty seconds, he really loves that dog by the way should have seen the way he cried for the thing"

"…"

"Rock Lee even on his injured foot he strived to fight his opponent leading to his ligaments in his feet to be even more severely damaged"

"…"

"Shikamaru Nara…. He's fine actually got his ass saved by Naruto's wife believe it or not"

"What the Fuck do they got to do with me!?"

Jiraiya brought his steel toed sandal to the face of the Uchiha and promptly stomped it along with the kids face to ground.

"EVERYTHING You sack of Shit, because of you all these Nin are incapacitated for work, some may not ever recover from this. All because a sniveling power hungry piece of shit rat was within my ranks and managed to thoroughly chew through each electrical wire I had that keeps me calm and not have to risk the lives of my Nin"

As the Hokage said that he repeatedly stomped on the face of the Uchiha further motivated by every chunk he heard squish. The Anbu watched each foot that struck the boy's face with avid attention.

"Hokage, Sir!"

All Anbu yelled simultaneously.

Their special orders before this fiasco was simply, 'make sure I don't kill him'. The memory of their Hokage taking off his robes and then his shirt still fresh in their minds as he began to beat the Uchiha's face purple. The females noted that despite their Hokages age, he was still overbearingly muscular. Coming to his senses the Hokage halted the last blow that may have just been the last blow to the Uchiha. Jiraiya sighed as he retracted his foot.

"Shit Again, really got stop being such a romantic poet don't ya think?"

All of the Anbu chuckled as the man violently kicked the Uchiha at a specific set of Anbu to his right. They were all female and on each of their masks they carried a red cross on top of their foreheads.

"Fix em back up"

Jiraiya murmured bored, as the Special Forces of the Medical division did their wonders to the unrecognizable face of the Uchiha, Jiraiya cracked his neck and walked back towards his desk as he sprawled papers back on top of the wood. He sauntered towards the back and began rummaging through an odd ended cabinet whistling all the while.

"What you think guys, Hammer Time?"

Their Hokage proclaimed as he now sat laid back in his chair as he twirled a hammer in between his hand.

"Master Hokage, if I may sir, I would inquire if you ever been bowling?"

To this the room shook with amusement and Jiraiya pointed the hammer at the Anbu at the far left corner as he wagged it.

"I like the way you think"

Digging back into the cabinet he came out with a 15 pound ball he estimated more or less. To this many of the Anbu actually began clapping and whistling as their Hokage stood up with the ball. Needless to say when the blurring splotches of the Uchiha's vision came too, he did have very long to remain conscious as he found the Hokage in intense concentration as he held a bowling ball like a professional at the finals. He snapped but winced when his head was ruthlessly forced back down to the ground. Two Anbu had him pinned to the floor, amusingly enough to the side of Sasuke's face were bowling pins. The Uchiha was instantly out cold.

'Crunch'

"Fuck I got a split!"

The room roared with laughter. He was about to go redeem his score when all of them repeated his titled and he sighed exasperated.

"AGAIN!?"

With a sigh he returned to his desk, luckily enough the Nin that were holding down the Uchiha were medics so the wait was less prolonged. Gotta love medics if it weren't for them, a lot more people would be dead in this world don't you think?

"Bingo, Hey guys I'm definitely going to do this I don't give a shit, I saw this in a movie one time. I got a golf ball and golf club someone go find a pick ASAP"

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"Mr. Uzumaki why exactly do you wish this 'Sakura Haruno' to be engaged to you?"

"Is the simple blaring fact that I want too not enough for you, senile fool?"

"Watch your tongue Uzumaki!"

"Both of you shut the fuck up"

Jiraiya donning his robes sat with his sprawled on his desk with his right index finger tapping repeatedly. The room was silent as all council members were to his left all scattered amongst their own seats. To his right various clan heads, dead center was a podium in which Naruto and off behind him a little bit the woman in question wanting to be betrothed. Both in their Chunin gear, one shockingly surprising fact was the whisker marks that usually follow Naruto's face since he was born were no longer apparent. His hair also seemed to have gotten even longer, now he was a spitting image of the Fourth.

The silence in the room was palpable as the council eyed the Anbu around the Hokage wearingly. Ever since Jiraiya took office let's just say the civilian populous has very little decision when it came to the concerns of the Nin. The Clan Heads were nothing short of welcoming to that.

"Chunin Uzumaki, you are under the CRA, in previous years for any wife wanting to be attained they would have to be processed through the council and either approved or disapproved."

Naruto fist curled white as he stared forward and kept his mouth shut. Sakura looked away in shame from the audience in front of her and dared not show weakness by letting tears of disappointment fall from her face. She saw this coming a mile away, she shouldn't have hoped so high.

"However"

Jiraiya barked just as all the council men were nodding sagely, he abruptly put that to a stop.

"Seeing as I have common sense and I'm not nearing Ninety any time soon I could give a rat's ass who you wanna marry so long as it's consensual from both parties, Starting this day forth any one that wants to marry you or vice versa, can go to the court and get your papers signed like normal fucking people"

Naruto stared at Jiraiya with new found respect and a lot of shock as he caught his Hokage's smile beneath his hat as many shouts of protest were assaulted.

"ENOUGH, This decision is final. Oh and one more thing. I now Pronounce you Sakura Uzumaki the man said as he slammed his hammer on his desk and stood abruptly"

Naruto didn't even have the courtesy to turn all the way around before he was tackled by his now pronounced wife as lips crashed his own. The Clan Heads shook their heads off at the scene of melodrama they were asked to come attend for no reason but no the less most smiled at the children pretending to be married. Oh they'll know when they're actually married. They'll forget the last time they had sex and remember yesterday's breakfast perfectly. That's when you know you're happily ever after. Oh and there's the whole kids thing, mortgages, bills, work, work, work. Yadi-Yadi-Yada, stop seeing each other so much, always working. The wife fucks the young neighbor the husband fucks hookers every other weekend. Both find out about it and that's the panicle moment in marriage where you find out if you were the smart or the dumb one in the relationship.

Is if you still stayed with them….

But ummm…

Yeah…

Huh…

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A/N: On Some real Shit I should Really get a BETA, Going through my stories I'm finding myself going DAMN!. Lol But I ain't simply because I only come to this sight to dump my load...

Yeah...

Huh...